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Update-35(Mission Failed, Caught!)
Round lagaane k baad woh Wajir humein waapis Andar Le aaya.. Tabtak woh vinay and party andar jaa chuki thi toh Wajir ne andar aatey he woh haweli kaa bada saa gate bandh Kiya or fir usko lock lagaake chaabi khud rakhli... Bc itana bada gate Bina lock k naa khulega mujhse uppar se taala laga raha maadarjaat...
Main-sun bhai alag alag rooms rehndey humaara 2-3 he room mein karwaadena Sab...
Wajir-kyun..?
Main-phone bhi nahi Hai TV bhi nahi Hai itani jaldi sone ki aadat Hai nahi thoda time pass he karlenge...
Wajir-theek Hai theek Hai lekin raat ko Shorr nahi hona caahiye...
Main-bhajan kirtan nahi karna Hai bhai... Baatein he karenge...
Wajir-theek Hai ye room toh Hai he tumhaara iske aage waale 2 or lelena... Kuch kapdey already hain rooms mein... Or sath mein bistar bhi lagchuke Hain...jab tak sone kaa time nahi hota tumhaara kissi bhi ek room mein baith jaao...
Main-thanks men really appreciate that...
Wajir-Your welcome...
Ye bolke woh wahaan se chala gaya or hum Sab ussi room mein aagaye jisme pehle they...
Rohit-Bhosdk gate dekha haweli kaa... Lawde Raja Maharajaon k time kaa Hai... Bc..
Main-lawde uppar se locked Hai...
Ashish-Toh ab bc.... Plan cancel...
Main-chup be kalmuhe....
Ravi-lo bhai bistar baantletey hain...
Main-Bistar baanton tumlog apun toh aaj raat he kalti hoga idhar se or fir backup leke aaunga...
Sam-lekin kaise...
Main-ye khidki dekh raha Hai... Yahaan se jaaunga...
Sam-bc... Gand nahi fattegi...
Main-easy haibe...jyaada uncha nahi hoga... Nahi fattegi...
Ye kehke Maine khidki kholi toh bc gand fattke hath mein aagayi 3rd floor kaafi uncha Tha iski Maa kaa ghosla...
Main-nope fattegi bilkul fattegi..
Dikkat ye thi ki third floor se second floor takk even koi balcony bhi nahi thi balcony seedha 1st floor par thi bc lekin wahaan takk kaise jaaunga... Main dikkat first floor takk pohanchney mein thi aage toh easy Tha....or uppar se khidki piche ki taraf thi toh koi guards nahi they...
Ami-ek idea Hai...
Main-kya...
Ami-ye bed sheets(Chaddar) haina Inki rope banaatey hain humlog.. Yahaan se first floor ki balcony takk toh pohanchegi....
Main-brilliant way to go...
Rohit-gajab...lekin deewar kaa kya Karega
Main-Abe niche jaake kuch dhundlunga koi lakdi, chair drum wagairaah kuch bhi boost lene k liye... Thoda wait kartey hain sabko sonedo fir bhaagunga....
Ye kehke humlog baithgaye tabtak wohlog bistar baantaney Lahey..or kareeb 2 ghantey baad sabkuch ready Kar Liya.... 2 bed sheets thi jo first floor ki balcony se only 2-4 feet uppar rehgayi thi...
Main-gajab Ami...
Rohit-yahaan tabse dekh raha hun koi guard nahi aaya Hai...easy Hai...
Main-let's do it then....
Sab-best of luck dude...
Main-thanks...
Rohit-bhosdk jaldi leke aaiyo backup....
Main-Sure thing...
Ye kehke main khidki par chadda or bed sheet pakadke niche latak gaya...
Main-bhosdko dhangse pakadna chhod diya toh gand foot jaaegi meri...
Ravi-tension naa le...
Ye bol main niche ko uttara dono hath se woh rassi kasske pakdi Hui or taangein deewar par full movie type scene Tha bc but dikkat ye Hai movie mein girrega toh niche soft hota hai idhar bhenchod gand marrjaaegi... Mast Thandi thandi Hawa chal rahi thi bc shardiyaan jaatey-2 dikkat derahi thi... Jyaada andherra nahi Tha or jyaada roshani bhi nahi thi as 2-3 lights jall rahi thi garden mein... . Main ahista ahista niche pohancha balcony khaali thi even gate bhi closed Tha isliye main rope k end takk pohancha or aaram se balcony mein uttargaya... Haashhh! Bc main problem yahi thi ab aage aaram se uttar shakta Tha ....main balcony ki deewar k uppar chadda or side mein lage lohe k mote pipe ko ek hath se pakada or fir ahista ahista ek pair wahaan rakha or fir dusre hath se pipe ko kaske pakada and then dusra pair pipe par laaya... Waise toh main balcony se niche kudd shakta Tha aaram se kyunki jyaad unchi nahi thi but usase awaaj jyaada hoti isliye pipe theek Tha... Maine uppar dekha toh wohlog khidki se jhaank jhaank k dekh rahe they bc movie chalrahi Hai kya... Or finally main niche ground par uttar gaya haash! Bc finally niche aagaya Maine niche se uppar dekha toh bc bahot uncha lag raha Tha kaafi unchaai thi... Ab mere saamne ek he cheej baaki thi deewar... Main deewar par chaddne k liye koi cheej dhundane laga toh mujhe ek lohe ka khaali drum dikha jo deewar se thodi durr Tha Agar bhaagke main iske uppar jump leke uppar kuddunga toh aaram se pakad lunga uppar se... Maine woh drum hilaaya toh thoda weight Tha usme isliye Maine usse uthaana theek samjhaa Maine usse uthaana caaha par woh waapis girr gaya jisase halki si awaaj Hui or woh awaaj iss sunshaan raat mein thodi loud sunaai di... Bc achaa hua kissi ne Suna nahi warna chudd jaata... Lekin woh kehtey haina "Jab Kismat mein he hain lawde toh kaise khaaega Pakode kyun be bhen k lawde.." mujhe uss time kutton k bhonkney ki awaajein aai 2 se jyaada kuttey they or unki awaaj dekh k lagraha Tha ki woh idhar he aarahe they woh bhi bahot jaldi se.... Maine ek mini second mein Sab calculate Kiya no fucking way main itani jaldi ye drum wahaan lagaake deewar paR chadd jaaunga pakada jaaunga gand marrjaaegi... Isliye Maine agli he second waapis uss pipe ki Taraf doud lagaadi or bhenchod seedha jump maarke bandar k maafik half pipe cross kargaya or fir jaldi-2 uppar chhadne laga... Tab woh kuttey udhar ko aaye unka bhonkana bandh hogaya Tha as unhe wahaan kuch deekha nahi or unko dekh Maine speed slow kardi bilkul aaram - 2 se Bina sound uppar chaddne laga bc 3no k 3 pitbul mote tagdey maadarjaat ye toh cheer faad kardetey agar fans jaata toh woh idhar udhar ghumein lekin unhe kuch nahi Milla or idhar main balcony par chadd gaya iss bich woh 2-3 baar or bhonkein... Aaj nahi nikaal shaktey pehle kutton ki setting Karni padegi isliye Maine uppar ishaara Kiya.. Or fir bedsheets pakadke uppar chaddne laga lekin bc fir wahi baat Kismat mein he lawde they Main jaise he uppa chadta balcony kaa gate khulla or koi bahaar aaya koi kya bc Kritika thi bc night suit mein maal lag rahi thi... Abe maal nahi lawde woh gand marwaadegi usne ek baar niche dekha or dusri he second uski najar mujhpar paddi mujhe dekh k woh shocked rehgayi maybe cehra bhi naa dikha ho usse mujhe Pata Tha woh chilaaegi isliye pehle he Maine woh bedsheets chhodi or balcony mein kuddgaya or iss Tarah kudda ki Mera hath uske munh par padda jisase woh balcony mein girri or main just uske uppar girra.... Aaah! Ye scene toh bc movies mein he dekha Tha aaj ho bhi gaya... Main uske uppar Tha totally or uska pura sareer main apne sareer par mehsush Kar paaraha Tha bc kya boobs they uske holy fuck meri chest k niche kuchall Gaye they woh.. Meri aankein uski aankhon mein thi woh shocked thi but Mera cehra dekh thodi Kam shocked Hui shayad usko laga koi chorr worr hoenga... Bc pehla adultery scene aaya Tha aaj story mein gajab...
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Lawl, har taraf se lagi padi he chicha 
par ye bhi koi film nahi hai jidhar ladki har baar ki tarah cooperate karegi
