Update-4
Usne ye kaha toh bade shant tarike se tha… par uska response inta depressing aur disapproving tha ki mano, wo kah rahi ho ki… uski nazro me main gir gaya hu… usne mujh jaisa gira hua insaan aaj tak nahi dekha aur aaj ke baad wo meri chhaya tak dekhna pasand nahi karti aur yadi uska bas chale toh abhi ke abhi mujhe fansi lagwa de... Vagerah-vagerah...
“aisa kya bol diya maine… pata nahi, shayad main hee chutiya hu… Ved sahi bol raha tha…”is tarah Niv ke sath main bhi deperess hone laga… infact, main khud apni nazar me ab gir chuka tha….
Iske baad Kuch der tak hum dono me se koyi kuch nahi bola… aur fir Niv boli ya fir ye kahu ki first time usne apne Manager hone ka mujhe abhaas ke sath-sath ahsaas bhi karaya….
“Atharva…. Get out…”
“kaaa…kya mam..”mujhe apne kaano par yakin hee nahi hua ki wo ye mujhse bol rahi hai...
“get lost… ab sunayi diya ? and please consider yourself out for the site manager post, I’m not gonna forward your name to superiors after this incident…”
“sorry, mam…”
“Atharva, please get the hell out of here…. And never talk to me in this life…”
“yes mam….. ok mam… sorry mam…”ye bolte hue… repeat karte hue.... main utha aur Niv ke cabin ke sath-sath office se bhi seedhe nikal gaya, apne flat ke liye... how unlucky I am….
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is ghatna ke baad mujhe pel ke khush hona chahiye tha, pure shahar me dhindhora pitwaana chahiye tha... ya fir pure desh me. mujhe khushi se nanga naach karna chahiye tha par haqiqat bilkul iske ulat thi.. main had se jyada dukhi aur us se bhi jyada udas tha.
Apne room pahuchkar maine sabhi kamro ki sabhi lights band ki aur tv par ek jhaat jaisi horror movie dekhne laga… kyunki ye meri aadat hai ki jab bhi mujhe koyi chiz buri ya kharab lagti hai toh main use dusari feelings me dabane ki koshish karta hoon aur dar se strong bhala kaun si feeling hogi.....? Meri puri koshish thi ki ye horror movie mere udasi ko bhi horrify kar de… ye kabhi-kabhi toh kaam karta hai par kabhi-kabhi mujhe aur kharab lagne lagta hai specially jab horror movie dekh ke meri fat jaati hai… tab main andhere me akele udas hone ke sath-sath, dara-dara bhi rah jata hoon.
Jo aaj mere sath hua matlab jo maine aaj apne sath kiya... ye mere sath first time nahi hua hai… pahle bhi aisi milti julti ghatnaye mere sath ghat chuki hai aur har baar main soch me pad jata hu ki mere sath hee aisa kyun hota hai… matlab main direct propose nahi karta ki... first time pyar aur second time ikrar... aisa bilkul bhi nahi hai.... maa kasam. line ladkiya bhi deti hai aur fir jab main dene lagta hu toh… pata nahi ladkiyo ko kya ho jata hai… wo fir bhav khane lagti hai aur aise acting karne lagti hai ki jaise kuch jaanti hee na ho… meri puri life ko yadi nichoda jaaye toh yahi saar niklega… main kayi relation me raha par end ek ka bhi dhang se nahi hua aur aaj …. Us list me ek aur milestone jud gaya tha aur hamesha ki tarah main ek horror movie ke aage aankhe gadaye, tv dekhe ja raha tha, par dekh nahi raha tha… kyunki meri aankho ke saamne aur dimag ke andar ab bhi Nivedita Rani ka wo alishan cabin tha aur usme chutiya bana baitha main.
“ Matlab…………….. ladkiya chahti kya hai mujhse… kyun mera kaat deti hai har baar… sala har baar khud ki nazro me gir jata hu. Ab maine soch liya hai… ek-ek ke upar case karunga… harassment ka. Sali, pahle line dengi aur fir jab main usi line ko aage badhane ko koshish karta hu toh wo line hee ekdum se mita deti hai… achcha hua india me arrange marriage ab bhi hoti hai, warna main toh sari zindagi kunwara hee rah jaata…. Aur ye sala horror movie wale itna gates kyun thokte hai… salo, ek movie bana do gates pe, yadi doors itne hee pasanad hai toh… title bhi main de deta hoon... The Game of Doors….”main chillaya, gala fadkar chillaya
“abey lawde.... kholegaaaaaaa gate… ya suicide kar liya….” aur tab mujhe samajh aaya ki aawaz tv ke gate se nahi balki mere gate se aa rahi thi… matlab mere room ke gate se.
“Ved….”darwaja kholte hue maine kaha…
“mutth maar raha tha kya be… Nivedita Rani ko sochkar...? Yaa fir Tera doorbell kharab hai …?”
“tune hee toh last time ukhada tha, daru peeke…”
“kya Manager banoge lawda… le pakad”Duvel ka pura ek peti beer mujhe pakdate hue Ved bola “abey tere baju me kya maal rahti hai be… aaj dekha main... jab tu gate nahi khol raha tha toh, wo bahar aayi thi… use dekh kar main muskuraya aur mujhe dekh kar wo muskurate hue stupid boli.... abey pakad na jaldi, mutna hai mujhe…. 2 botal main pahle see hee maar chuka hu…”
Maine duvel ka peti uthaya aur tv ke saamne table par rakh diya aur ek botal nikalkar daanto se dhakkan khol peene laga….. thodi der me Ved bathroom se nikalkar tv ke paas aaya aur apne jute nikal kar wahi se main gate ki taraf feka aur fir apni pant utarkar sofe me rakha... shirt , chaddi aur moje pahane hue wo sofe me apne pant ke upar baithkar bola...
“pant bahut tight hai madarchod, mujhe bhi de ek….”Ved ne beer mangi…
“cartoon lag raha hai… tu…”use dekh haste hue maine kaha
“aye tu beer dena na… aur mujhe aise kya dekh raha hai… chusega kya mera… tu dimag kharab mat kar yar, beer de… badhiya movie hai ye…”
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“waise aaj wahi 18 tarikh hai… 18… tera Gupta ji wala birthday aaj hee hai, jo tune school me us-se bachne ke liye jhooth-mooth ka aaj ke din ko apna birthday bata diya tha… taaki wo tujhe naa pele. waise kya boli… teri Niv…? bina bataye chala aaya…”
“maine bola hee nahi kuch…”
“chal lawde… sach sach bata kya boli…”
“I don’t think that was a nice thing to say… everything was good until you said that… why did you do that, Atharva… bas itna hee boli… aur jo mera name wo site manager ki post ke liye recommend karne wali thi, wo bhi ab wo nahi karne wali…. Aur mujhe get lost lost kaha, sath hee ye bhi ki is puri zindagi me main us-se kabhi dobara baat na karu… bas itna hee boli , jyada kuch nahi”beer ki botal hontho se sparsh karate hue main bola
“ toh usne kulhadi maar hee di… faad diya na taang, what a great day for both of us…”beer ki dhakkar daant se kholne ke baad Ved bola…
“tere sath kya hua…”
“kuch nahi, main toh yaha tere liye aaya tha…”
“chal lawde, sach sach bata kya boli…”
“kaun… meri maal…? Wo kya bolegi, jo bolna tha… wo maine hee bola, usne toh bas mujhe block kiya… fb se, insta se, whatsapp se… apne ghar se, apne dil se…”
“really, what a great day for both of us… cheers.. ”
“indeed…”
“waise hua kya...?”Ved ko apni tarah luta-pita dekh mujhe bahut sukoon mil raha tha aur... aur adhik sukoon ki chah me maine usse ye sawal puchha...
“uski family aayi thi kuch din pahle... salo ne naukar bana ke rakh diya tha. Din bhar… bitiyachod , ye lao…wo lao… yaha jao, waha jao… aise khao, ye khao… ye karo, wo mat karo… isko yaha le jao, usko waha le jao. apun free spirit wala aadmi hai, tujhe toh pata hee hai… fir bhi uske liye main ye sab sah gaya… aur aaj jab office ke baad sari tension door karne ke liye 2 beer markar shanti se apne flat par yaani ki.... uske flat par gaya…. toh Lawda, wo chillane lagi… par dheere-dheere taki… kisi aur ko pata naa chale. par mera matha thanak chuka tha aur fir thodi der baad Mira ka baap mujhse bolta hai ki… beta mere liya socks kharid ke le aao…”
“interesting… aage kya hua… ab maja aayega”
“main bola… chillakar bola… ki…
lawda nahi jayega mera, kahi. Kuch nahi bol raha toh chodu samajh ke rakhe ho ka be….”
“fir kya hua… ab aur maja aayega…”
“ mere itna bolte hee , sabki fat ke hath me aa gayi… fir meri maal ke baap ne situation sambhalte hue apne jhat barabar ladke ko paise dekar use socks lane ke liye kaha… aur jab wo mere bike ki chabhi magne aaya toh, maine use kaha ki ….. lawda tu bhi nahi jayega kahi, aur jayega toh paidal ja… theka nahi le rakha hai maine tum logo ka… aur fir breakup….”
“ab kuch achchha feel ho raha hai….”kahte hue maine dusari beer ki botal uthayi….
“main kya bolta hu, chal… chalke , Nivedita Rani ke ghar ke bahar mutth visarjan karte hai… aur fir jab dobara khada hoga toh meri waali ke ghar ke baahar... aur muthiyate hue video bana ke un dono ko send kar denge... gadiya fat jayegi un dono ki hamara ye karishma dekh kar... ”
“abeyyy… ab bade ho gaye hai hum dono aur ab wahi karenge… jo bade log karte hai… daru piyenge aur sad songs sunenge... iske sath hee Sunayana mam wali sexy kahani ko aage badhayenge…”maine ek aur sip maarte hue kaha aur tv a volume thoda kam kiya
“tujhe lagega ki mujhe chadh gayi hai, par kabhi gaur kiya ki duniya ki sari … sari problem ka ilaaj kya hai…?" dono hath me botal liye apne hath failate hue Ved puchha
“daru…?”
“exactly …. Sukhi hai toh daru, gam me hai toh daru…. Paas hue toh daru, fail hue toh bhi daru… koyi paida hua toh daru, koyi mar gaya tab bhi daru… naukri lagi tab bhi daru aur nahi lagi tab bhi daru, india match jeeti, tab bhi khul ke daru aur yadi india match haar gayi, tab bhi daba ke daru… koyi dost saalo baad mile tab bhi daru aur yadi koyi dost chhod ke jaa raha hai, tab bhi daru… aur toh aur… ladki haan bole tab bhi daru aur naa bole tab bhi daru….”
“wo sab toh thik hai, par kabhi-kabhi sochta hoon ki hum dono ka kya hoga be… kaun ladki humlog ke sath rahegi…”
“arrange marriage hogi hum dono ki… tension mat le”Ved bola…
“wo toh thik hai, par sale hum dono ke sath koyi ladki tik nahi payegi… vishwas nahi toh itihaas utha ke dekh le….”
“toh …”
“mere ko abhi just ek idea aaya hai…. Mujhe lagta hai ki maine ladki ke mamle me jo galti aaj tak ki hai… wo maine Niv ke sath bhi ki aur shayad aage bhi karunga… isliye ab mujhe janna padega ki actual me meri kya galti thi, kis angle par, kis point par mujhse chuk hui hai…”
“ye bhai ek line me bata na…”
“main un-un ladkiyo se jakar milunga… jinse mere aaj tak relation rah chuke hai… aur unse puchunga ki aisa maine kya kiya… jo unhone mujhe reject kiya ya relationship khatm kiya….”
“pagal hai kya… waise bhi mohabbat, sharab ki tarah hoti hai... ek waqt ke baad utar jaati hai... ”
“tu samajh nahi raha… main baar –baar wahi galtiya kar raha hu… isliye baar-baar mere sath wahi ho raha hai… kyunki yadi mistake same toh result bhi same”
“aur yaha apni Rani Nivedita ko kya bolega…”
“kuch nahi… just awol ho jaunga … achanak se gayab, waise bhi mujhe ab ye toh janna hee hai….”
“tu serious hai…”Ved ne puchha aur ab wo serious ho gaya tha kyunki aadhi bhari botal usne ab table par rakh diya tha “ ladkiyo se milne jayega kaise…”
“interceptor… “
“fir main bhi chalunga….”chaddi pahane hue Ved ekdum se khada hua
“tu mat ja… kuch hee mahine hue hai tujhe join kiye hue…. Aise gayab hoga toh nikal denge tujhe….”
“toh tu bhi Ericsson chhodne ki dhamki de dena…” jaldbaji me pant pahante hue Ved bola, maano hum dono abhiyech nikalne wale the.
“main dhamki dunga toh Niv khushi-khushi mera resignation accept kar legi aur thank you bolegi… wo alag”
“toh khushi-khushi hum dono kisi aur company me join karenge… chal khada ho chalte hai…”
“kaha…”
“wahi jaha tera itihaas dafan hai….”
“abhi… raat me…”
“aur nahi toh kya….”apne mobile ka sim slot nikalte hue Ved ne kaha… aur apne mobile ki sim nikalkar wahi saamne table par rakh di…
“tu bhi apna mobile de… ye sim daal kar rakhega toh call aate rahenge…”
“mammi-papa ka phone aayega toh…”
“dusara sim le lenge … kahe tension leta hai… tujhe ghar ka number yaad hai na ..? nahi toh mujhe yaad hee hai tere bapu ka purana waala mobile number.. chal ab... nikalte hai”