In the New Year, even though my life is as eventful as watching paint dry, the world goes crazy celebrating. So, reluctantly, I have to join in, because apparently, that's what all the cool kids are doing. Otherwise, being the wise sage that I am, I'd probably be at home sipping daru, watching porns and contemplating the mysteries of the universe....... Marvel Cinematic Universe*
You know, all this New Year fuss is usually for the common folks.. Common folks like you.
Par jaisa ki maine upar english me bataya ki

, kyunki sab log ise celebrate karte hai, isliye majbooran mujhe bhi karna pad jaata hai.. Isliye Sardi kii is thadthadati Khand me.. I mean kadkadati thand me main apne room se XF Colony ke liye nikla aur 1/100000th second me XF Colony Pahuch gaya, waise bhi man kii gati se chalne wale puspak vimaan me kahi bhi jaane ke liye kitna hee samay lagta hai.
XF Colony me sabse kam active rahne wale Mod
The_Punisher ko security guard ka kaam saunpa gaya tha, taaki Carl, Jasien aur Rahul jaiso ko andar aane se roka jaa sake. Azriel ne mujhe gate pe hee rok diya...
The_Punisher : May I inquire as to your identity?
"Aaaayein..." Mere muh se bas itna hee nikla
The_Punisher : Pray, would you be so kind as to elucidate your esteemed persona?
"Hindi yaa english me bol bhai.. Ye Latin wagerah kyun bol rha hai.."
The_Punisher : Who are you?
Lucifer ?
"Lucifer toh budhau hai.. Main tujhe buddha dikhta hoon kya.."
"फिर टो थूम जरूर कोई Lsbian होगा..."Lagaan movie waali english bolte hue dusre Security Guard ne mujhse puchha.. Jiska main naam toh nahi bataunga, par uski shakl hubahu
Ashish120 ki tarah thi. "थूम Jasien हैं.."
"और तुम चुतिया हैं "
Ashish120 :इज्जत से बात कर...
"Ok.. आप चुतिया हैं "
Ashish120 : haan ab thik hai.. Dushmani apni jagah aur ijjat apni jagah.
Khair, un dono ko cut maarke main andar aaya, jaha 2024 new year, Celebrate karne ke liye bhaari maatra me log mauzood the.. Exclusive Girls se lekar, mutth maar -maar ke lund tudwa dene ki kshamta rakhne wale Writer tak.. Ek se ek mahan XF ki hasti waha mauzood thi.. Jaha mujhe slim trim behad hee khoobsurat
live.life ek oor dikhayi di, jisse najar milne par maine use aankh maari aur gande-gande ishaare kiya.. Jispar
live.life ne mujhe man hee man bharpur gaali baki hogi.. Aisa maine andaza lagaya. Par main itne me kaha rukne wala tha.. Maine kafan me sar bandha aur nikal pada
live.life se ashleel vartalap karne.. Par kahani me ek twist hai, actually ek nahi do hai.. Pahla ye ki is Interview me
live.life kii kuch exclusive pics bhi post hongi, jise aaj ke pahle sirf unke husband aur sirf maine dekha hai

aur dusra twist ye ki.. Kahi tumlog mutth maar ke aadhe raaste naa bhag jao, isliye
live.life ka interview baad me post hoga.. Pahle XForum ko
Life of an engineer(completed),
Lucifer the fallen angel etc. Type behatareen story dene waale,
Lone survivor kaa interview aayega.
Lone survivor , jinhone ab tak lagbhag har genre ki story likhi hai, fir chaahe wo romance ho yaa thriller, comedy ho yaa fantasy, short ho yaa long.. Apne story writing aur xf journey se sambandhit kayi baate Lony Bro ne ki...
Yug Purush : Welcome to the XF Scoop New Year Edition..
and happy new year buddy
. Aapko Xforum ke adde tak kisne pahuchaya? Aur apni ab tak online journey ke baare me thoda details se batayiye..
Lone survivor :
Thank you for having me and a very happy new year to you and everyone around here.
starting me i used to write short poems and stuff fir kisi din kaise i don’t exactly remember ki xossip par pahuch gaya then started a story too. It was just because i wanted a medium to communicate with someone. Dheere dheere acha lagne laga to continue karta raha fir xossip band ho gaye aur platform to chahiye tha ab kyuki eske alava kuch bacha nahi tha to randomly kisi website par likhna start kiya waha se Story Collector bhai ka message aaya ki old team ne hi xforum start kiya hai yaha aajao to yaha aa gaya. Thanks to siraj bhai jinhone mujhe xf ke bare me bataya.
if we talk about experiences then it is really good till now. Yaha personally kisi se jada conversation nahi hue but still feels like someone is always here and listening me all the time. I am a very private guy. Main bahar ki dunia ko apne bare me kam hi batata hu aur abhi to koe hai bhi nahi jis se kuch share kar sake to platform like xforum plays an important role in my life. Since nobody knows anyone aap yaha bahut sare chhije share kar sakte ho jo aapko karni hai but known ke sath nahi kar sakte because of various reason.
still thinks real world is real world one need to get out and experience it. It will be better than the imaginary one which people like me is living.
Yug Purush : Bahut log aisich ekdin likhne baithte hai aur fir Writer ban ke nikalte hai..
par adhiktar Accidental Writers
kisi naa kisi writers se bahut jyada inspire hote hai.. Usme bhi mostly forum world ke writers hee rahte hai. Aapke case me kya scene hai?
Lone survivor :
Nahi. Mere case me aisa kuch bhi nahi hai. When i wrote my first story maine kuch padha hi nahi tha yaha par.
My first story was everyone has a story jo xossip par likhi thi uska theme tha mind me bas ki bahut sare ache bure characters honge aur un sab ki ek story hogi bas etna soch kar likhna start kar diya tha. Abhi next story yaha par esi theme par hogi
Yaha par gulam likhi jo to be honest with you maine peer pressure me likhi thi ki sab koe incest likh raha hai to main bhi likh deta hu
Then ye kaisi muhobat likhi jo toxic relationship par likhne ka socha tha. Ek couple jo ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte hai lekin baki dunia ke liye unka pyaar bahut harmful hai
Uske baad life of an engineer jo obviously engineers ke upar thi kyuki main bhi engineer tha esliye likhne ka socha
Uske baad lucifer the fallen angel. Uske likhne ke do teen reason the. Incest aur adultary likh chuka tha to fantasy try karne ka socha and mujhe ye theme bahut interesting lagta hai
Even when writing main jada sochta nahi hu. Aaj kya likhna hai vo aaj jab likhne bathunga tabhi decide hoga. Its like apne aap likhte chale jata hu
Bas story ki starting kaise hogi aur uska end kya hoga sirf ye do chhije fix hoti hai uske alva kuch nahi.
To sum up everything koe writer to nahi hai jisne inspire kiya likhne ko bas mujhe likhna tha to likhne lag gaya aur vohi abhi tak chal raha hai. Its just me and me and me nothing else
Yug Purush : Noice
anyway, Did you read any xf story till date?
Lone survivor :
Not many but GALAT by vj4u is my favourite story i ever read.uske alava VISHWAROOP by Kala Nag bhai, badshash the tale of debauchery by Werewolf , in love with you by Adirshi is what i liked here. Enke alava agar kuch read kiya hoga to yaad nahi also that kundali bhagya wali story not exactly what i read but still i am reading it. Enjoyed every bit of it.
Yug Purush : So, writing stories in different genres must have had its challenges.
Which story gave you the most trouble?? and which one is your absolute favorite that you'd suggest everyone should read? Including The Lsbians. 
Lone survivor :
Nah. Not really a challenge specially for someone like me. Main jada soch kar nahi likhta. I just go with the flow. Sometimes it hardly take 10-15 minutes to write a update aur kabhi kabhi pure din me bhi nahi likha jata. It just ki aap kis condition me likhne bathe ho. However kabhi kabhi on that long night main kuch likh deta hu post bhi kar deta hu but fir subah kuch yaad nahi rahta so that is challenging for me
Also my way of writing the climax is quite disappointing for so many readers so want to improve that one
Story which gave me the most trouble
I feel like gulam is like a cake walk for me. Incest thi to bas sex dikha do aur edhar udhar ki faltu baatein kaam khatam
Life of engineet was fun to write. Main kabhi kabhi usko khud bhi padh leta hu and it put a smile on my face so may be yehi ho which i want everyone to read but my personal favourite is ye kaisi muhobbat. I just love that story
Everyone should read it(i am biased for that story) also maine same chhij engineer wali ke liye bhi boli kya?
Lucifer’s ending was the toughest to write. Mujhe pata tha kya hona hai in the end but to sum up everything it was hell of a task and i believe i failed it. Jaisa hona tha vaisa hua nahi but still happy
And hum kisi lesbian ya straight female me bedhbhaav nahi karte. Everyone is welcome here
Yug Purush : "Without readers, a writer isn't much, that's what people say. And there's truth to it. Just like writers may not stay active forever, the same goes for readers. They move on after a while.
Can you tell me the names of readers who aren't active now, and whose reviews you miss? Also, who are some of the best readers according to you right now?"
Lone survivor :
Jab readers hi nahi rahenge to writer likh kar karega kya? Aur
Death Kiñg bhai ka naam sabse pehle dimag me aaya ye sawal padhte hi. Vo aise readers me se hai jo ek writer ko apna best nikalne ke liye motivate karte hai. And most importantly vo read karte hai aur read karne se mera matlab hai ki ki vo inside out dekh lete hai update ko. Aap uske kya kahna chah rahe ho aur aage uska kya impact hoga sab kuch bahut ache se analysis kar lete hai. I really wish ki vo jaha bhi vo apni life me acha kar rahe ho aur agar kabhi waqt mile to vapas humare aapas aaye aur apne valuable feedback de
Malik18 bhai bhi the jinhe dekhe to ab bahut waqt beet gaya. Red colour se review likhte the vo
Moonlight bhai (( ye toh latest news hai, Moon light.. Bhai hai..? Mai toh moon light ko bahan maanta tha, Incest wali feeling ke sath
)) aur The Immortal bhai to jaise gayab hi ho gaye hai dikhte hi nahi
Aur bhi bahut sare readers the jo sayad apne life me busy ho gaye hai
In the end jaisa aapne kaha koe forever to rahta nahi hai to aaj koe hai vo kal nahi rahega bas aisa hi kuch ho raha hai. I wish for everyone’s happiness.
Yug Purush : You took part in the story contest too. What do you think about it? Some folks say judges are biased in contests. What's your take on that? And do you have any suggestions for XF admins from your side?
Lone survivor :
I am not gonna lie but meri contest wali story is the only story i have ever write jo maine soch kar likhi thi. Usko time bhi diya tha likhne me nahi to sab aise hi flow flow me chalti rahti hai. Kisi ek bhai ne bola bhi tha ki agar different color font use karte to jada better hota and i totally agree with him. Ek tarah se apni story hi likhi thi maine bas ending happy kar di thi.
And about the contest mujhe lagta hai ye bahut acha initiative hai jaise maine soch soch kar waqt de kar likha hai vaise hi hume bahut sari quality stories padhne ko mili. Contest me likhna aur normal story likhne me bahut difference hota hai. Contest brings the best out of a writer and encourages him to push his limits. Overall a very good initiative and whole xf team should get a praise for that.
""Some folks say judges are biased in contests. What's your take on that? And do you have any suggestions for XF admins from your side?""
Ant we all are biased? Koe aisa hai jo bilkul unbaised ho? I dont think so. Its human behaviour to favourites his favourites. Agar aap mera khud ka hi dekho to agar maine kisi writer ki story pahle nahi padhi ho aur usne contest me part liya ho to its possible ki main use nahi padhi ya sirf ek baar padh kar chhod du vahi agar mere kisi janane wale ne likhi hai to main uske depth me jane ki kosis karunga ki usne jo likha hai vohi kyu likha hai? Uski jagah kuch aur kyu nahi likha? Uska koe aur meaning to nahi nikal raha hai and so on. Hum unjaan writer ki achi story ko ek baar hi padh rahe hai aur known ki average story me bhi meaning nikalne ki kosis kar rahe hai so kya hum baised nahi hai?
And last time ka to yaad nahi lekin es baar Werewolf bhai winner the aur agar dekha jaye to unki story bahut unique bhi thi. May be kuch ko samjh nahi aaye ho ya kuch ko average lagi ho lekin agar hum competion ke hissab se dekhe to unhone different try kiya, acha build up banaya, badiya ending ki aur agar dhayan se padho to hooked up rakha sabko so according to me he is the winner baki sabki pasand napasand alag hoti hai. Koe agree karega koe nahi karega. Overall mujhe competition, judgment sab badiya hi laga no complaints at all.
((Matlab judges biased hai bhi aur nahi bhi ??
, anyway Next Q
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Yug Purush : Rapid fire round.. Maine niche kuch words likhunga use dekhte hee jis bhi xf user ka naam sabse pahle aaye use aapko batana hai..
1. Best Writer
2. Best Reader
3. Best Story
4. Overrated Writer
5. Best Admin Staff
6. Hottest Girl
7. Fool
Lone survivor:
1. Best Writer - vj4u
2. Best Reader - @Deathking
3. Best Story - Galat- That Made everything Right
4. Overrated Writer - No idea
5. Best Admin Staff - Story Collector
6. Hottest Girl - Dont know anyone here. Overall hande ercil
7. Fool - 
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