Update 1
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"Are Suraj tu chhat per hai mai tujhe kab se dhund raha hu pure hostel mai "
Suraj - Kyu Gaand marwana hai tujhe mere se jo dhund raha hai chutiye .
Kapil - Sale tu nahi sudhrega kamina ka kamina hi rahega bhosdika .
Suraj - Acha chal na bata kya kaam tha kyu pagalo ki tarah dhund raha hai
Kapil - Tere Mama ka phone aya tha warden ke pass tujhse baat karne ke liye
Suraj - Thik hai mai baat kar lunga , Acha kapil sun cigrette hai kya tere pass "
Kapil - Ha hai magar tujhe dekh kar lag raha hai tu kuch pareshan hai..
Suraj - Ha pareshan nahi rahu to aur kya rahu parso ki ticket hai gaon ki Maa ka bhosda "
Kapil - Sale ek to tu gali bahut deta hai.. sun gaon jaa Raha hai agar teri gussail maa ne gali sun liya na gaand mai bambu daal degi samjha .
Suraj - Abe isiliye to dimaag ka maa bahen ho rakha hai sala waha meri sari azadi chhin jayegi pura Control mai rakhti hai meri maa mujhe , ek galti per ache se koot deti hai , yaar suraj isse acha ho narkh hai sala "
Kapil - Hahaha...ab maza ayga bada School ka don bana firta hai ab tu to gaya bete "
Suraj - Madarchod tujhe hasi aa rahi hai yaha mera man nahi lag raha hai ..
Kapil - Dost ek na ek din to Ghar Jana hi tha na kab tak yaha rahenge..dekh kya pata ab teri maa pahle se kam gussa kare tujh per ..
Suraj - dost yeh bolna asan hai kyu ki teri maa bahut sidhi sadhi hai magar meri maa ko tu janta hi hai ..
Kapil - ha janta hu tune to bataya tha tu unke wajah se yaha hostel mai rahne aya tha ..
Suraj - ha khair chhod apne to lage hi hai loude .
Kapil - chal chhod yaar aaj chalte hai Kothe per Raju bol raha tha mast randi aayi hai gadrayi hai bade bade gaand wali chal aaj uski thukai kar ke aate hai kya bolta hai .
Suraj - Ha chal waise hi akhiri baar hi hai parso se choot ke darshan kiye barso beet jayenge ..
Kapil - Gaon mai pata lena kisi ko waise bhi tera hathiyaar aam hathiyaar thodi hi hai saand ka hathiyaar hai bhenchod.
Suraj - haha lega kya tu apne gaand mai itna pasand aa gaya hai to tujhe .
Kapil - chutiye nawabi shok nahi palta mai samjha .
Yeh the Do dost dono ke dono kamine pichle dino hi in dono ka 12vi ka result aaya hai dono ne ache number to nahi magar first division se pass hue hai .yahi in dono ke liye bahut badi baat hai magar Suraj ke liye nahi ya kahu suraj ki maa ko woh kyu aage pata chalega ..
Intro -
Kavita - Suraj ki Maa Umar 42 saal bilkul sansakri gharelu aurat pati mar chuka hai ya mara gaya hai woh to aage pata chalega ..abhi yeh apne beti ke sath apne mayke mai rahti hai apne bhaiyo ke sath ..mizaz ki bahut shakt gussa to mano naak per Chadha rahta hai har waqt tabhi apne hero suraj ki inse fattti hai ..figure ki baat karu to kafi bharkila badan hai 38 ki badi badi chuchi , 34 ki kamar 40 ki bharakdaar maas wali moti gaand rang bilkul gora..
Shurti - suraj ki badi bahen umar 20 apni maa ki tarah hi gori .BA kar rahi hai yeh shant Sahbhav ki hai apne bhai se bahot pyaar karti hai figure 32 ki chuchi 28 ki kamar 34 ki gaand ..
Mukesh - Suraj ke mama bade hi nek dil insaan Kavita se chote hai umar 40 saal gaon mai Inka bahot naam hai sab gaon Wale inki bahut respect karte hai yeh Maan lo gaon mai jo kuch bhi hota hai inse ek baar pucha hi jata hai ..peshe se kisaan hai jameendar hai gaon ke nami gami ..
Seema - yeh hai mukesh ki patni umar 39 saal rang savla hai magar dikhne mai bahot akarshan .. 36 ki boobs 34 ki kamar 38 ki gaand
Priya - yeh hai mukesh aur seema ki ek lauti beti kafi sharati umar 18 saal .hamesha masti mazak karti rahti hai sab se ek yahi hai jo kavita se Masti kar leti nahi to kisi mai itna dum nahi . Hero ki tang khichna iska pahla kaam hota tha agar woh ghar per rahta tha .
Manish - yeh hero ke dusre mama umar 36 saal apne bhai ke sath kheti badi karte hai hero se pyaar bhi bahut karte hai ..
Mamta - yeh Manish ki patni kafi Sundar umar 37 apne pati se ek saal badi hai abhi tak koi bacha nahi hai iske karna kafi udas rahti hai magar apne seene mai chupa kar rakhti hai kisi ko jahir hone nahi deti .. kafi chanchal mazakiya hai .
Suraj - yeh humara hero umar 18 saal lamba kad kathi ka baal lambe lambe rang savla apne pita ki tarah magar chehra bahut attractive hai ..shuru se hi mastikhor tha pura din gaon mai ghumta masti karta isliye iski maa iski maa isko bahot marti ..Kavita Suraj ko ghar se nikalne hi nahi deti Suraj per Kadi nazar rakhi thodi bhi masti karta iski kutai chalu isse parshan ho kar Suraj ne kuch aisa kaha apni maa ko tab se iski maa isse baat bahut kam karti aur suraj ko hostel mai daal diya gaya ..6 saal hostel mai raha magar aaj Tak apni maa se baat nahi Kiya na Hi iski maa isse baat ki ..
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"Are Suraj tu chhat per hai mai tujhe kab se dhund raha hu pure hostel mai "
Suraj - Kyu Gaand marwana hai tujhe mere se jo dhund raha hai chutiye .
Kapil - Sale tu nahi sudhrega kamina ka kamina hi rahega bhosdika .
Suraj - Acha chal na bata kya kaam tha kyu pagalo ki tarah dhund raha hai
Kapil - Tere Mama ka phone aya tha warden ke pass tujhse baat karne ke liye
Suraj - Thik hai mai baat kar lunga , Acha kapil sun cigrette hai kya tere pass "
Kapil - Ha hai magar tujhe dekh kar lag raha hai tu kuch pareshan hai..
Suraj - Ha pareshan nahi rahu to aur kya rahu parso ki ticket hai gaon ki Maa ka bhosda "
Kapil - Sale ek to tu gali bahut deta hai.. sun gaon jaa Raha hai agar teri gussail maa ne gali sun liya na gaand mai bambu daal degi samjha .
Suraj - Abe isiliye to dimaag ka maa bahen ho rakha hai sala waha meri sari azadi chhin jayegi pura Control mai rakhti hai meri maa mujhe , ek galti per ache se koot deti hai , yaar suraj isse acha ho narkh hai sala "
Kapil - Hahaha...ab maza ayga bada School ka don bana firta hai ab tu to gaya bete "
Suraj - Madarchod tujhe hasi aa rahi hai yaha mera man nahi lag raha hai ..
Kapil - Dost ek na ek din to Ghar Jana hi tha na kab tak yaha rahenge..dekh kya pata ab teri maa pahle se kam gussa kare tujh per ..
Suraj - dost yeh bolna asan hai kyu ki teri maa bahut sidhi sadhi hai magar meri maa ko tu janta hi hai ..
Kapil - ha janta hu tune to bataya tha tu unke wajah se yaha hostel mai rahne aya tha ..
Suraj - ha khair chhod apne to lage hi hai loude .
Kapil - chal chhod yaar aaj chalte hai Kothe per Raju bol raha tha mast randi aayi hai gadrayi hai bade bade gaand wali chal aaj uski thukai kar ke aate hai kya bolta hai .
Suraj - Ha chal waise hi akhiri baar hi hai parso se choot ke darshan kiye barso beet jayenge ..
Kapil - Gaon mai pata lena kisi ko waise bhi tera hathiyaar aam hathiyaar thodi hi hai saand ka hathiyaar hai bhenchod.
Suraj - haha lega kya tu apne gaand mai itna pasand aa gaya hai to tujhe .
Kapil - chutiye nawabi shok nahi palta mai samjha .
Yeh the Do dost dono ke dono kamine pichle dino hi in dono ka 12vi ka result aaya hai dono ne ache number to nahi magar first division se pass hue hai .yahi in dono ke liye bahut badi baat hai magar Suraj ke liye nahi ya kahu suraj ki maa ko woh kyu aage pata chalega ..
Intro -
Kavita - Suraj ki Maa Umar 42 saal bilkul sansakri gharelu aurat pati mar chuka hai ya mara gaya hai woh to aage pata chalega ..abhi yeh apne beti ke sath apne mayke mai rahti hai apne bhaiyo ke sath ..mizaz ki bahut shakt gussa to mano naak per Chadha rahta hai har waqt tabhi apne hero suraj ki inse fattti hai ..figure ki baat karu to kafi bharkila badan hai 38 ki badi badi chuchi , 34 ki kamar 40 ki bharakdaar maas wali moti gaand rang bilkul gora..
Shurti - suraj ki badi bahen umar 20 apni maa ki tarah hi gori .BA kar rahi hai yeh shant Sahbhav ki hai apne bhai se bahot pyaar karti hai figure 32 ki chuchi 28 ki kamar 34 ki gaand ..
Mukesh - Suraj ke mama bade hi nek dil insaan Kavita se chote hai umar 40 saal gaon mai Inka bahot naam hai sab gaon Wale inki bahut respect karte hai yeh Maan lo gaon mai jo kuch bhi hota hai inse ek baar pucha hi jata hai ..peshe se kisaan hai jameendar hai gaon ke nami gami ..
Seema - yeh hai mukesh ki patni umar 39 saal rang savla hai magar dikhne mai bahot akarshan .. 36 ki boobs 34 ki kamar 38 ki gaand
Priya - yeh hai mukesh aur seema ki ek lauti beti kafi sharati umar 18 saal .hamesha masti mazak karti rahti hai sab se ek yahi hai jo kavita se Masti kar leti nahi to kisi mai itna dum nahi . Hero ki tang khichna iska pahla kaam hota tha agar woh ghar per rahta tha .
Manish - yeh hero ke dusre mama umar 36 saal apne bhai ke sath kheti badi karte hai hero se pyaar bhi bahut karte hai ..
Mamta - yeh Manish ki patni kafi Sundar umar 37 apne pati se ek saal badi hai abhi tak koi bacha nahi hai iske karna kafi udas rahti hai magar apne seene mai chupa kar rakhti hai kisi ko jahir hone nahi deti .. kafi chanchal mazakiya hai .
Suraj - yeh humara hero umar 18 saal lamba kad kathi ka baal lambe lambe rang savla apne pita ki tarah magar chehra bahut attractive hai ..shuru se hi mastikhor tha pura din gaon mai ghumta masti karta isliye iski maa iski maa isko bahot marti ..Kavita Suraj ko ghar se nikalne hi nahi deti Suraj per Kadi nazar rakhi thodi bhi masti karta iski kutai chalu isse parshan ho kar Suraj ne kuch aisa kaha apni maa ko tab se iski maa isse baat bahut kam karti aur suraj ko hostel mai daal diya gaya ..6 saal hostel mai raha magar aaj Tak apni maa se baat nahi Kiya na Hi iski maa isse baat ki ..
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