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Mai. Tabhi maine apna trakpant ko niche kiya dekha mera nunu ek dam rod ke jaise tyte tha uske chamadi per nas bhi ubhare huye dikh rahe thy mujhe darr lagne laga kahi mai bimaar toh nhi ho gya mai ghabara gya ki ye kya ho gya mujhe tabhi dhrere dhere mera nunu chota hone laga tabhi maine dekha aandu ke pass halke halke baal aa gaye hai, mai sochne laga ki lagta hai ki ab mai bada ho gya hu mai bahut khus hua tabhi door pe aawaj aai wo awaj Nani ki thi wo boli...
Nani. Beta kya ker raha hai itani der se naha chuka ki nhi..
Mai. Nhi Nani bas naha raha hu apko bhi nahana hai kya Nani....
Nani. Nhi Beta mujhe nahana Nhi hai mujhe pesab karna hai darwaja khol jaldi...
Mai. Per nani mai kuch pahna Nhi hu mai nanga hu mujhe saram aa rahi hai nani..
Nani.are Beta tu abhi bacha hai tujhko saram aa rahi hai, khol jaldi mujhe tez se peshab aai hai ...(thoda jijhakte huye uchi awaj me)
Mai. Darrte huye ha ha khol raha hu nani mai door khol diya....
Door khulte hi jaldi se nani ander aai aur door band ker ke boli..
Nani. Hat jaldi se mujhe pesab karne de
Mai. Darr ke karan hath gaya
Aur nani turant apni saree peticote ke sath he utha ker wahi me samne apni badi gand chawdi karte huye baith ker mutane lagi wo bahut tez daar me mut rahi thi sayad unko bahut tez se pesab aane ki wajah ho raha hoga tabhi achank maine darte huye unki gand ki taraf dekha wo bahut hi jada badi thi aur gand ke ched bahut bada kala gola sa dikh raha tha aur niche bahut kale kale ghane baal bhi thy tabhi nani halki se gas kholte huye uth jati hai aur meri taraf mudte huye mujhe dekhte uye apni saree petticoat ko niche kerne lagi tabhi maine dekha unke nuni ke pass bahut baal thy aur unka nunu mujhe bahut Alag tha mujhe kuch samjh me nhi aa raha tha tabhi nani meri najar ko pakadte huye dekhti hai ki mai unki nuni ko dekh raha hu mai wo man me halki se mukurate huye bolti hai...
Nani. Kya dekh raha tu.
Mai. Darr ke karan haklate huye, kuch nhi nhi nani, bola aur sar niche ker liya...
"Nani mera kaan pakadte huye boli....
Nani. Kuch toh dekha tune sach sach bol nhi toh bahut maar padegi....
Mai. Darrte huye nani ko bola, nani mai m,m" mai maine dekha apka nunu nhi hai mera nunu hai aur aapke nunu ke jagah pe bahut baal hai per nunu ke jagah pe per nunu nhi hai...
Nani. Muskurate huye... mere gaal ko pakad ke bolti hai abhi tu bacha hai beta jab tu bada ho jayega tab tujhe sab bataungi....
Mai turant bolta hu nani se..
Mai. Nani mai ab bada ho gya hu aaj hi mujhe pta chala ki mai bada ho gya hu mera nunu aaj bada ho gya tha aur apke nunu ke pass jaise baal hai waise baal mere nunu ke pass bhi aa rahe hai thode-2...
Nani Mn me muskurate huye bolti hai....
Nani. Kya baat ker raha hai beta mera raju bada ho gya hai kitna bada ho gya thoda mai bhi dekhu....
Yahi bol ker nani mere trak ke uper se mere nunu ko pakad liya aur sahlane lagi dhere dhere pta nhi mujhe acha lag raha tha aur ye kya mera toh nunu phir khada hone laga tabhi nani mujhe uper dekh ke muskurane lagi aur achanak se unhone mere trakpant ko pakad ke niche khicha aur mera nunu full tyte ho ke bahar nikla wo lagbhag nani ke muh ke pass kuch duri par hi tha nani mujhe dekhte huye halki se mukurate huye apne muh ko mere nunu ke karib la ker apne naak ko mere nunu ke pass laga ker sunghne lagti hai akh band ker ke....
Mujhe thoda ajib lagta hai ki ye nani kya ker rahi hai tabhi mai bola...
Mai. Nani ye kya ker rahi ho...
Tabhi nani hos me aate hi aakh khol ker pahle man me bolti hai....
Nani. (Ye toh anadi hai isko kuch pta nhi hai ki iska nunu ab land ban gya hai bas thodi traning aur thodi achi tarike se malish ki jarurat hai bas ye ghoda ban jayega mujhe jaise ghodi ki sawari karne ke liye leki thoda time toh lagega isko sab sikhane me) beta tu toh sach me bada ho gya aur baal bhi aa gye hai mere jaise mera raju beta ab toh jawan ho gya bs mard banana bakki hai....
Mai confused ho ke sochne laga abhi mard kaise bante hai maine dekha nani mere nunu ko hath me le ker sahlane lagi ek hath se aur maine dhayn diya ki unka dusra hath apne shadi ke under dal ker sayad khujla rahi thi tabhi achanak door pe ammi ki aawaj ati hai ki....
Ammi. Raju beta kya ker raha hai itani der se tu kab se naha raha hai....
Tabhi nani bolti hai...
Nani. Are beti ye ladka na bas pani se khel raha hai aur pani barbad ker raha hai mai isko nahlane aa gai, bas ye naha chuka hai thoda sabun laga hai ache se naha ke bhejti hu...
Ammi. Ha ammi ye bahut sararati hai isko jaldi se nahala ke bhejo mujhe bhi nahana hai...
Nani.Thik hai beti bs ish badmash ko bhejti hu jald hi nahala ker....aur mujhe gudgudi ker ke hasne lagi aur mai bhi hasne laga...
Ammi. Thik hai ammi jaldi karo...
Nani. Thik hai betiya
Tabhi nani mujhe dekhte huye mere nunu ka sahlane lagti hai tez tez aur dusare hath se apni dhoti ander hila rahi thi tabhi achanak nani halke se kaharte huye ankh band ker ke tez tez apni saree ke under hath chala rahi thi kuch hi der me wo sant ho gai aur mer nunu ko hila aur sahlane rahi hi tabhi achanak mere nunu se chipchipa pani aane laga thoda thoda nani ke hath me lag gya nani muskura rahi thi tabhi unhone mera nunu chodte huye mujhse boli ki...
Nani. Yaha pe jo hua kisi ko bolna mat beta thik hai apni ammi ko bhi mat bolna ager nhi bologe toh tumko mard banaungi mard ban na hai na tumko....
Mai. Ha nani mujhe mard ban na hai mai kisi ko kuch bhi nhi bolunga bs mujhe bada mard bana do....
Nani. Ha beta mai tumko bahut bada mard banaungi lekin jo jo mai bolungi waisa hi tumko karna padega meri her baat man ni padegi tabhi mard banaungi...
Mai. Thik hai nani mai wahi karnga jo aap bologi aapki her baat manunga.
Nani khus hote huye bolti hai...
Nani. Sabas mere laal...ab jaldi se naha le nhi toh teri Ammi ki daat padegi...
Phir mai darr ke wajah se jald se nahane laga ...tabhi achanak nahate huye dekha ki jis hath se nani mera nunu pakad ke sahla aur hila rahi thi wahi hath me laga mere nunu ka lislisa pani ko jaldi se sungh ker jibh se chat ker saf ker gai...mujhe ye dekh ker bahut ajib laga mai kuch samjh nhi paya ki aaisa nani ne kyo kiya wo mera landa pesab tha mujhe acha nhi laga per sayad nani ko aaisa ker ke acha laga kyo ki unke chehare per halki smile thi phir achanak mujhe dekh ker boli...
Nani. Bs ho gya tera naha ke
Unhone towel se mujhe pocha aur mujhe kapde pahane ke liye bola....
Nani. Ab mai chalti hu tu kapde pahan ke jaldi aa bahar aur ha tu yaad rakh maine jo tumko bola hai beta....mard ban na hai na....
Mai. Ha nani mai yaad rakhunga aap jo boli ho mujhe mai kisi ko kuch bhi nhi bolunga jo aap bologi waise hi karunga.....bs mai kapde pahan ke aa raha hu bahar aap bs chalo nai aata hu....
Nani. Ha mera sona beta tu bahut samjhdar hai ....
Ye bolker nani door kholke chali jati hai mai bhi jaldi se kapde pahan ke bahar aa jata hu.....
Nani. Beta kya ker raha hai itani der se naha chuka ki nhi..
Mai. Nhi Nani bas naha raha hu apko bhi nahana hai kya Nani....
Nani. Nhi Beta mujhe nahana Nhi hai mujhe pesab karna hai darwaja khol jaldi...
Mai. Per nani mai kuch pahna Nhi hu mai nanga hu mujhe saram aa rahi hai nani..
Nani.are Beta tu abhi bacha hai tujhko saram aa rahi hai, khol jaldi mujhe tez se peshab aai hai ...(thoda jijhakte huye uchi awaj me)
Mai. Darrte huye ha ha khol raha hu nani mai door khol diya....
Door khulte hi jaldi se nani ander aai aur door band ker ke boli..
Nani. Hat jaldi se mujhe pesab karne de
Mai. Darr ke karan hath gaya
Aur nani turant apni saree peticote ke sath he utha ker wahi me samne apni badi gand chawdi karte huye baith ker mutane lagi wo bahut tez daar me mut rahi thi sayad unko bahut tez se pesab aane ki wajah ho raha hoga tabhi achank maine darte huye unki gand ki taraf dekha wo bahut hi jada badi thi aur gand ke ched bahut bada kala gola sa dikh raha tha aur niche bahut kale kale ghane baal bhi thy tabhi nani halki se gas kholte huye uth jati hai aur meri taraf mudte huye mujhe dekhte uye apni saree petticoat ko niche kerne lagi tabhi maine dekha unke nuni ke pass bahut baal thy aur unka nunu mujhe bahut Alag tha mujhe kuch samjh me nhi aa raha tha tabhi nani meri najar ko pakadte huye dekhti hai ki mai unki nuni ko dekh raha hu mai wo man me halki se mukurate huye bolti hai...
Nani. Kya dekh raha tu.
Mai. Darr ke karan haklate huye, kuch nhi nhi nani, bola aur sar niche ker liya...
"Nani mera kaan pakadte huye boli....
Nani. Kuch toh dekha tune sach sach bol nhi toh bahut maar padegi....
Mai. Darrte huye nani ko bola, nani mai m,m" mai maine dekha apka nunu nhi hai mera nunu hai aur aapke nunu ke jagah pe bahut baal hai per nunu ke jagah pe per nunu nhi hai...
Nani. Muskurate huye... mere gaal ko pakad ke bolti hai abhi tu bacha hai beta jab tu bada ho jayega tab tujhe sab bataungi....
Mai turant bolta hu nani se..
Mai. Nani mai ab bada ho gya hu aaj hi mujhe pta chala ki mai bada ho gya hu mera nunu aaj bada ho gya tha aur apke nunu ke pass jaise baal hai waise baal mere nunu ke pass bhi aa rahe hai thode-2...
Nani Mn me muskurate huye bolti hai....
Nani. Kya baat ker raha hai beta mera raju bada ho gya hai kitna bada ho gya thoda mai bhi dekhu....
Yahi bol ker nani mere trak ke uper se mere nunu ko pakad liya aur sahlane lagi dhere dhere pta nhi mujhe acha lag raha tha aur ye kya mera toh nunu phir khada hone laga tabhi nani mujhe uper dekh ke muskurane lagi aur achanak se unhone mere trakpant ko pakad ke niche khicha aur mera nunu full tyte ho ke bahar nikla wo lagbhag nani ke muh ke pass kuch duri par hi tha nani mujhe dekhte huye halki se mukurate huye apne muh ko mere nunu ke karib la ker apne naak ko mere nunu ke pass laga ker sunghne lagti hai akh band ker ke....
Mujhe thoda ajib lagta hai ki ye nani kya ker rahi hai tabhi mai bola...
Mai. Nani ye kya ker rahi ho...
Tabhi nani hos me aate hi aakh khol ker pahle man me bolti hai....
Nani. (Ye toh anadi hai isko kuch pta nhi hai ki iska nunu ab land ban gya hai bas thodi traning aur thodi achi tarike se malish ki jarurat hai bas ye ghoda ban jayega mujhe jaise ghodi ki sawari karne ke liye leki thoda time toh lagega isko sab sikhane me) beta tu toh sach me bada ho gya aur baal bhi aa gye hai mere jaise mera raju beta ab toh jawan ho gya bs mard banana bakki hai....
Mai confused ho ke sochne laga abhi mard kaise bante hai maine dekha nani mere nunu ko hath me le ker sahlane lagi ek hath se aur maine dhayn diya ki unka dusra hath apne shadi ke under dal ker sayad khujla rahi thi tabhi achanak door pe ammi ki aawaj ati hai ki....
Ammi. Raju beta kya ker raha hai itani der se tu kab se naha raha hai....
Tabhi nani bolti hai...
Nani. Are beti ye ladka na bas pani se khel raha hai aur pani barbad ker raha hai mai isko nahlane aa gai, bas ye naha chuka hai thoda sabun laga hai ache se naha ke bhejti hu...
Ammi. Ha ammi ye bahut sararati hai isko jaldi se nahala ke bhejo mujhe bhi nahana hai...
Nani.Thik hai beti bs ish badmash ko bhejti hu jald hi nahala ker....aur mujhe gudgudi ker ke hasne lagi aur mai bhi hasne laga...
Ammi. Thik hai ammi jaldi karo...
Nani. Thik hai betiya
Tabhi nani mujhe dekhte huye mere nunu ka sahlane lagti hai tez tez aur dusare hath se apni dhoti ander hila rahi thi tabhi achanak nani halke se kaharte huye ankh band ker ke tez tez apni saree ke under hath chala rahi thi kuch hi der me wo sant ho gai aur mer nunu ko hila aur sahlane rahi hi tabhi achanak mere nunu se chipchipa pani aane laga thoda thoda nani ke hath me lag gya nani muskura rahi thi tabhi unhone mera nunu chodte huye mujhse boli ki...
Nani. Yaha pe jo hua kisi ko bolna mat beta thik hai apni ammi ko bhi mat bolna ager nhi bologe toh tumko mard banaungi mard ban na hai na tumko....
Mai. Ha nani mujhe mard ban na hai mai kisi ko kuch bhi nhi bolunga bs mujhe bada mard bana do....
Nani. Ha beta mai tumko bahut bada mard banaungi lekin jo jo mai bolungi waisa hi tumko karna padega meri her baat man ni padegi tabhi mard banaungi...
Mai. Thik hai nani mai wahi karnga jo aap bologi aapki her baat manunga.
Nani khus hote huye bolti hai...
Nani. Sabas mere laal...ab jaldi se naha le nhi toh teri Ammi ki daat padegi...
Phir mai darr ke wajah se jald se nahane laga ...tabhi achanak nahate huye dekha ki jis hath se nani mera nunu pakad ke sahla aur hila rahi thi wahi hath me laga mere nunu ka lislisa pani ko jaldi se sungh ker jibh se chat ker saf ker gai...mujhe ye dekh ker bahut ajib laga mai kuch samjh nhi paya ki aaisa nani ne kyo kiya wo mera landa pesab tha mujhe acha nhi laga per sayad nani ko aaisa ker ke acha laga kyo ki unke chehare per halki smile thi phir achanak mujhe dekh ker boli...
Nani. Bs ho gya tera naha ke
Unhone towel se mujhe pocha aur mujhe kapde pahane ke liye bola....
Nani. Ab mai chalti hu tu kapde pahan ke jaldi aa bahar aur ha tu yaad rakh maine jo tumko bola hai beta....mard ban na hai na....
Mai. Ha nani mai yaad rakhunga aap jo boli ho mujhe mai kisi ko kuch bhi nhi bolunga jo aap bologi waise hi karunga.....bs mai kapde pahan ke aa raha hu bahar aap bs chalo nai aata hu....
Nani. Ha mera sona beta tu bahut samjhdar hai ....
Ye bolker nani door kholke chali jati hai mai bhi jaldi se kapde pahan ke bahar aa jata hu.....
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