Incest Gaon ka Raja

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Ab sayad raju or meena dono ki himmat jawab dene wali thi, raju ne himmat karke apne dono hantho ko bilkul meena ki dono dhud ko dabane hi wala tha ki , darwaje par dastk hui


Rajo - bahu ye bahu darwaja kyu laga di hai re bahu ye bahu..


Ab age


Idhar raju or meena ki kaam lila apne charam par pauchne hi wali thi ki meena ki saas matlb rajo ki awaj aa gai, kaki ki awaj sun raju turant khada ho gaya or toda dar bhi gaya or bichari meena bhi apni vasna ko kabu karte hue khadi hui..


Raju- bhabhi, bhabhi wo kaki aa gai kahi wo humko galat na samjh le mujko bahut dar lag raha hai..

Meena samjh gi ki bhale hi raju ne ajj bahut himmat dikhayi ho lekin FIR bhi abhi bhi usme ladakpan baki hai, wo raju ko samjhate hue boli..


Meena- are koi baat nahin dar kese tum ek karo, wo dhud ka bartan le lo or tabele mae jawo, main sab samhal lungi..


Raju- paka na bhabhi app samjha logi na Kuch galat ti nahi hoga na..


Meena - are main hu na jawo tum


Or raju turant dhudh ka bartan pakad piche ka darwaja khol tabele mae chal gaya or idhar, meena bhi apne app ko tik karke darwja kholne chal di or darwaja khulte hi rajo boli


Rajo- kyu ri meena kaha thi, main kab se darwaja pit rahi thi, kaha ghum ho gai thi tu...


Meena ( normal hote hue) - are maji ab bhi na wo raju abhi aaya tho main usko dhud ka bartan de ne ke liya, tabele ki taraf hi gai thi, FIR Kuch idhar udhara ki baat mae lag gai, ab apko to pata hi hoga ki, tabele mae yaha ki awaj jati nahi isliye sun nahi paai sayad main..


Rajo- accha ye baat hai, main bhi na bhul hi gai, accha raju tabele main hai chal wahi chalte hai hai..


Dono saas bahu tabele main pahunch gaye jaha raju dhud nikala suru kar chuka tha.. Raju dono ko saath mae samjh gaya ki koi gadbad nahi hui hai..


Rajo - are raju bete, kese ho or aaj to tumhara janmdin bhi hai na to uski subkamana beta..


Raju- ha sukriya kaki, or main bilkul tik hu, apki tabyat to tik hai na, kaha gai thi app dikhi nahi ..


Rajo- main to bilkul tik hu bete, wo bas main tere ghar se nikali to Sochi ki tora kheto ki taraf se ghum kar aa jau to wahi gai thi or ghar main sab badiya..


Raju- ha kaki ghar main sab badiya, sab apki ki madad se to hai.. (Ek payari Muskan)


Rajo- are tu bhi na bete, bahut aachi acchi bate karna sikh gaya hai tu, dekh rahi ho bahu kitna masum hai hamara raju..


Meena- ha bilkul sahi bahut masum hai hamra raju
(Man mae- maji agar app 1-2 ghante der se aati na to pata chalata apka ye raju apni sari Masumyit apki is bahu ki chut mae dal chuka hota or syad 9 mahine baad ek chota sa masum raju apki ghod mae aa gaya hota, par app to tapak padi)..


Raju ka dhyna unki hi taraf tha isliye wo meena ki baat sun raha tha, or apna kaam jari rakha, tabhi ek baar FIR meena ki man ki baat raju ne sun li...


Meena(man mae) - deku to kese dhud dhu raha hai mera raja,ye meri maji nahi aati to kya pata is janwar ki jagha raju mere dhud ko apni majbut hatho se dhu raha hota,apne hont laga kar mera dhud pii bhi lete,hye mere sapne....


Raju bichara ki halat kharb thi wo to wo btah hua tha nahi to uske lunt ka ubhar 2 auorte dekh hi leti tabhi rajo boli ,


Rajo - accha raju beta ghar se Kuch kha kar aaya hai ya,salu ne yese hi bej diya tujko..


Raju- wo kaki maa ne bola ki apne jaldi bulaya hai to, main bas chay(tea) pi kar hi aa gaya..


Rajo- koi baat nahi beta, bahu ek kaam kar tu raju le Kuch roti bana le, or ye dhud ka bartan bhi bhar gaya hai,jab tak raju apna kaam pura karta hai,tu yahi dhud garam karke , Dhud roti raju ko khila de tik hai..


Meena - tik hai maji


Aur dono saas bahu andar chali gai idhar jab raju ne apna kam pura kiya matlb sab ka dhud usne dhu liya tab , wo bartan lekar andar aaya, jaha rajo apne kamre mai ja chuki thi or meean kitchen mae thi


Raju- ye lo kaki dhud, kaha rakhu


Kamre se rajo boli


Raju- ha beta teri bhabhi ko de de, mujko todi susti lag rahi hai, main toda aaram karti hu, ye darwaja laga de to raju


Raju- tik hai kaki


Or raju ne pahle darwaja laga diya or kitchen mae jaha meena apne kaam mae lagi hui thi.. Par jese hi meena ne dekha ki raju ne darwaja band kar diya or uski or bola


Raju- bhabhi wo ye lijiye dhud


Meena kyki roti bana rahi thi to wo bhati hui thi to wo uthi par, ek style se jisse uska palu kisak gaya or todi der ke liya raju ne uske dhudh ke darsan kiye,kyonki meena ye acchi taraha se janti thi ki ek baar agar uski saas (rajo) ki nind lag jaye to wo 3-4 ghante boina nahi uthne wali hai.FIR meena ne apna palu sahi kar liya or boli



Meena






Meena - jawo waha bath jawo main lati hu tumhare liye dhud or roti. Tik hai na..


Raju- tik hai bhabhi


Raju wahi jamin par chadar dal kar kar bath gaya, idhar meena ne tali mae roti or dhud le kar raju ke pass aai or tali rakhne ke liya jhuki to is baar raju ko meena ke dhud ke darsan bahut pass se hue


Meena




Raju ki nazar meena ke dhud par hi jam gai, meena ne Kuch nahi bola FIR wo boli..


Meena- mere raju Babu is dhudh ko baad mae tum dekh lene, pahle jo dhudh mae garam karke lai hu na , usko pi lo baad mae mera dhudh bhi pii lena,


Raju bichara toda sharma gaya, kyuki meena ne toda jada hi khul kar bol diya, jab raju ka nasta pura hua, tab wo bola ki..


Raju- bhabhi ab main chalata hu..


Meena ne raju ko apni baho main bhar liya or uske kaan mae dhire se boli boli ki,


Meena- mere Raja Agar tera man ho na to kal maji bhar jane wali hai main akele rahungi a jana, mere dhudh ke darsan bhi kar lena or agar himmat ho tu pii bhi lena, or ye lo chupa lo kapde mae.. Or isko apne ghar mae akele hi dekhna samjh jawoge sab Kuch mere Raja


Or ye bol Meena ne ek pustak (book) di or raju bhi waha se chal diya or raste mae raju sochne laga..


Raju- ye ajj hua kya, mene bhabhi ki baat suni bina unke bole, matlb maan ki baat par kese, or bhabhi mere bare mae ye sab kese soch rahi thi or na jane kab se, par maja aaya, par kya main sirf unke maan ki baat hi sun sakta hu ya kisi or ke bhi, dekhna padega mujko hu... Par kese ha ek kaam karta is dukan mae jata hu kaka ke pass pata chal jayega ki main kya kar sakta hu..


Or raju dukan ke pass chala gaya, dukan jada badi nahi thi FIR bhi jarurat ki sab chije waha mil jati thi..


Raju- Ram Ram hari kaka kese ho...


Hari- are Ram Ram bhola (raju) beta main to badiya hu tum bolo..


Raju- kya kaka app mera naam to jante ho FIR bhi app mujko bhola hi kyu bolte hai, ajj main janana chahata hu , batao mujko..


Hari- are bitwa (beta) baat yesi hai ki ab hum tujko tab se dekh raha hu jab se tu Hamari bahuriya(bahu Shalu) ki ghod mae khel raha tha, or jese jese tu bada hota gaya Ramu or salu ki paresani bhi badri gai


Raju- par yesa kyu kaka


Hari- ab bitwa kya bolo jaha tak humko yaad hai jab tu bada hua to humne kabhi teri awaj ghar ke bhar suni nahi, bas bilkul chup rahta tha tu, or Kuch kaam bolata to tu sir hila kar kaam karta tha, Bolta Kuch nahi, bilkul bhola tha koi marta ya gali deta tab bhi Kuch farak na padta tujko, tab se kai log or hum bhi tujko bhola hi boltha hu.. Par ek baat bitwa teri maa or Bapu, or teri dono didi ne apni puri kosis ki, ki tu tik ho jaye or FIR sayad jab tu jawan hone laga (17-18 sal ka) tab sayad tu tik hona suru hua or ajj dekho tu bilkul baki ke baccho ki tarh ho gaya..

Hari(man mae) - bhagavaan ka sukriya bitwa ki tu tik hua, Warna tere Bapu Ramu jese insan ki age ki pidi kese chalti..


Raju hari ki baat sun samjh gaya ki Kuch to baat hai, or ye bhi ki wo har kisi ki maan ki baat sun sakta hai, bas uska (raju) ka dhyan uski taraf hona chahiye..


Raju- to ye baat hai, Dhyamwad kaka, main bhi ghar chalta hu kaka Ram Ram


Hari- accha tik hai beta, ghar ja raha hai to ye saman le ja, wo Ramu ne khet jane se pahle mujko bola tha, par main bhul gaya hu


Raju- tik hai kaka laoo do mujko..


Hari ne Kuch saman raju ko de diya or raju chal diya apni manjil ki taraf....



Short Introduction

Ramu

- Raju ke pita Ji, umr 45 sal ek acchi kad katti ke insan, bahut hi accha addmi, sabki madad karte hai, gaon mae inki bahut izzat hai , apne parivar se bahut payar karte hai


Salu




- Raju ki maa umr 43 sal, inke 3 bacche hai 2 betiya or 1 beta, apne baccho or pati se bahut payar karti hai 40 par hone ke baujud 30-35 ki hi lagti hai inki shadi majha 16 sal ki umr mae ho gai thi or 17 sal ke ate ye 2 baccho ki maa bhi man gai


1 beti - Soniya ya soni




2 beti - Sonali




(Note 2 beti twin hai , or dono ki umr 26 sal hai raju or inke bich 7 sal ka antar hai, inka abhi jada intro nahi kyuki inka abhi role nahi aaya hai)


3 beta - Raju (Raj, bhola)

Salu ka ikalauta beta ab iske bare mae apko update mae pata chal gaya hai, umr 19 sal par sarir se 25 sal ka lagta hai, accchi kad kati, or Hundsome, baba ke asirvada se ye dusro ki maan ki baat jan sakta hai(or Kuch power hogi to baad mae lata chalegi



Rajo kaki - Salu ki jhetani bol sakte hai umr 55 sall toda sawla sarir, par ek madadgar aurat, salu ke saas sasur ke mout ke baad rajo ne salu ki bahut madad ki, isliye rajo ki salu ke parivar mae bahut izzat hai, iske 2 bete hai, dono ki shadi ho chuki hai

(Note - rajo ka pati mar chuka hai, rajo ke bade bete or bahu ka intro abhi nahi hoga kyuki unka abhi role nahi hai ,par ek baat bada beta or bahu shar mae rahte hai kabhi kabhi gaon aate hai )

Chota beta - Manoj umr 30 sall shadi suda, jada samay kheto mae bitata hai, dhikne mae tik tak hai, par jada kisi se baat nahi karta hai



Bahu - meena


25 ki jawani si bhari hui aurat,Ghori or bade bade dhud ,jo bahut payasi hai kyuki uska pati iski aag ko nahi bujha sakta hai, meena ki nazar raju par hi gadi hui ki, wo raju ko apna dhud pilana chahti hai or raju ka pani (samjh gaye na ) apne andar lena chahati hai

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Hari- accha tik hai beta, ghar ja raha hai to ye saman le ja, wo Ramu ne khet jane se pahle mujko bola tha, par main bhul gaya hu


Raju- tik hai kaka laoo do mujko..


Hari ne Kuch saman raju ko de diya or raju chal diya apni manjil ki taraf....


Ab age

Raju kuch hi time main apne ghar chala gaya, or kitchen mae uski maa kuch kaam kar thi rahi, raju ko dekh salu boli..


Salu- ho gaya beta, gaya tha teri kaki kee ghar or ye hath mae kya hai..


Raju- ha maa gaya tha kaki kee ghar or kaam pura bhi kar liya, or rahi baat is saman ki to wo, dukan wale kaka hai na, unhonne diya, bol rahe the ki Bapu ne bola tha kuch saman ghar kee liya..


Salu- are ha main tho bhul hi gai thi re, main to boli thi tere Bapu ko ye sab chij, la idhar de main rakh leti hu..


Raju ne saman salu ko de diya, par raju apne man mae kuch soch raha tha..


Raju (man nae) - kya jo kaka bol rahe the wo sach hai,kya main maa se puch lu iske bare mae


raju ko ese chup khade or kuch soch raha dekh salu samjh gai ki kuch baat jarur hai to wo boli..


Salu- kya hua beta, kuch baat chal rahi hai kya tere man mae, kuch puchana hai kya tujko mujhase..


Raju samjh gaya ki uski maa jaan gai ki , wo toda paresan hai to raju bola..


Raju- ha maa wo ajj main dukan mae gaya to kaka bol rahe the ki main pahle, bilkul gumsum tha, or fir main app tik bhi ho gaya, main kuch samjha nahi maa..


Salu- hmm to ye baat hai, wese to main ye baat khud tujko batane wali thi, par acha hai tune khud hi puch liya to sun ki ye sab hai kya..
Ab tu to janta hai ki teri 2 Didi tuje 7 sal badi hai to jab wo janm li to uske baad mujko koi or baccha nahi hua, ab pahle to sab ko ladka hi chahiye hota hai ( or ajj bhi) isliye mujhe teri dadi bahut tana diya karti thi, or fir ek din mujko ek baba dikhe jo dard se tadap rahe the, to mene unki madad or uske baad ( baki chije salu ne shortcut mae raju ko bata di) or anat (last) mae ye bole ki jub tera 18 sal pura ho jayega tujko kuch milega bhi, par kya milega ye nahi batya..

Salu- kyu raju tujko kuch mila kya, jese koi sakti ya or kuch bol..


Ab raju puri baat samjh gaya ki ye sab acchank nahi hua, ye sab asirvad ki wajha se hai, par kya main maa ko bata du ya nahi, fir raju bola


Raju- ha maa lagta to hai ki kuch farak to jarur hua hai..


Salu- accha kya farak hua, jaldi bata mujko main janana chahti hu..


Raju- bas maa wo mujko ab bilkul bhi thakawat nahi lagti, yesa lagta hai ki mere andar bahut jada sakti (power) aa gai hai..


Salu- ha main bhi dekh hi rahi hu, jab se tune 17 sal paar kiye hai, tab se tere sarir(body) main bahut farak pada hai..


Raju- ha maa wo to app sahi bol rahi ho..


Salu- accha raju tune abhi tak mujko khanna banane kee liya kuch nahi bola kya, kaki kee ghar tu kuch kha pi kar aaya hai..



Raju- ha maa wo bhabhi ne dhud roti di thi khane kee liye



Salu- to kesa laga tujko unke yaha ka dhud, hamari gaye (cow) se accha tha na..


Salu kee ye bolte hii, raju ko ek pal kee liya meena kee dono dhud ki ek tarha se photo hi aa gai thi..

Raju ke mind mae Meena


FIR raju ne turant apna sir jatka or bola ki


Raju- kya maa app bhi na app dhudh to dhudh hota hai, alag alag todi na hoga


Salu- are main to bas majak kar rahi thi re Pagla, or bata mujko teri meena bhabhi ne aaj to tujko paresan nahi kiya na hamesa ki tarah bol . ..


Raju- nahi maa ab main bada ho gaya hu, ab bhabhi mujko pahle ki tarha paresan nahi karti hai (man mae- ab wo mujko ek jawan aurat ki tarha paresan karne mae lagi hui hai )


Salu- accah raju main chalti hu tik hai, tujko jab bhuk lage to mene khana bana diya hai tu kha lena..


Raju- par maa tum ye sab kyu bata rahi mujko , kahi jaa rahi ho kya..


Salu- ha re wo pados wali kaki ki bahu ko ladka peda hua hai, to bulane aai thi mujko to wahi ja rahi hu...


Raju - accha tik hai maa


Salu- or ha agar tujko ghar se bhar jana ho to, darwaja laga kar jana, taki koi janwar na gus aye ghar main tik hai..


Raju- ha maa ab main wo chota bhola thodi hi hu,ab main itna bada ho chuka hu ..


Salu- are mere pagle baacha chahe kitna bhi bada ho jaye, apni maa ke liya chota baccha hi rahata hai, tik ab main chalti hu..


Or ye bol salu ghar ke bhar chal di or idhar raju kuch sochne laga..


Raju- huu to main kisi bhi ki maan ki baat jan sakta hu, par ek baat samjh nahi aai ki main maa ke maan ki baat kyu nahi sun paya, kya maa ne kuch socha hi nahi hoga maan mae, par ye to ho hi nahi sakta to for kya ho sakata hai..
Kahi esa to nahi ki main apne khoon ke rishte ki maan ki baat nahi sun sakta hu, ha Bapu ko aa jane do tab pata chalega agar main unki maan ki baat bhi nahi sun paya to, ye sabit ho jayega ki main, apne sage parivaar ke logo ke maan ki baat nahi sun sakta..


Uske baat raju naha liya or khana bhi kha liya, or kapade pahan kar tayar ho gaya, or tabhi uski nazar us kitab par padi or..


Raju- are main to bhul hi gaya ki, bhabhi ne bola tha ki isko akele mae dekhna, jara dekhu to ki isme yesa kya hai . .

Par us book ke upper cover laga hua tha to raju samjh nahi paya par Jese hi raju ne pahala panna palat raju ki ankh badi ho gai kyuki samne ye tha




To meena ne raju ko ek hindi comic book di thi, jisme devar bhabhi ki chudai ki kahaniy likhi hui thi saath, main photo bhi, ab apko ye laga hoga ki meena ke pass ye kese aa gaya to, app bhul rahe ho ki meena bhi shar se aai hui hai.. Par idhar raju ye sab dekh kar chonk hi gaya fir


Raju - maa kasam ye kya hai, bhabhi or daver ke bich ye kya par jara main deku to akhir isme hai kya..

Dhire-dhire raju pane palate gaya or dekhte or padte gaya or uska hatyr bhi khada ho gaya, jab raju ne sab pad (read) kar liya tab, raju sochne laga..


Raju- matlb yesi pustak bhi milti hai kya, or meena bhabhi ye sab kuchh padti hai, par kab se padh rahi hogi wo ye sab, or ye unko mila kaha hoga, par kya ye sab kuch sach mae hota hai, matlb bhabhi mere saath ye sab kuch karna chahti hai, kya wo yahi chahti hai , hmm yaad aya wo hamesa mujko yese hi apna jisam dikhati hai par main dhyaa hi nahi diya.. Chalo toda ghum kar aata hu main nadi ki taraf se... Or is kitab ko bhi usi tarf acche se padh (read) kar lunga..


Ye bol kar raju utha, or us book ko apni kamar mae kapde ke andar chupa liya or darwaja band kar chal diya nadi ki taraf, jate samay to kuch khas nahi hua, par raju us kitab ke bare mae hi soch raha tha, ab raju nadi se todi dur bath gaya or idhar udhar dekhne laga ki koi hai to nahi, fir kuch hi der baad uske kano mae kuch awaj ane lagi kisi aurat ke nahane ki awaj, raju pahle to wahi raha par, jawan khun or jo meena or us kitab ne uske sarir or dimag mae asar kiya uski wajha se wo chupke se us taraf gaya or waha usne dekha ki..

Kuch aurte naha rahi thi or ek dusre par hash- hash kar pani maar rahi thi, or jo baat unhone kahi wo sun to raju chonk hi gaya..


Aurte




aurat 1- kya baat hai ri bahut fudak rahi, jara hume bhi to bata..



aurat 2 - ab tumko ka bolu bhabhi wo ajj subha hi raju ke darsan ho gae hye, kitna gabru jawan ho gaya hai wo..


Aurat 3 - are kis kamine ka naam kee liye ri..


Aurat 1- kya yesa kya ho gaya bhabhi kon sa usne tumhari chud maar li ..



Aurat 3- hye choti kaa bol di re, jaab se wo kamina jawan hua hai, tab se main chahti hu ki kab wo meri is patri par apni train chala de, par kamina meri patri par chad hi nahi raha hai..



Aurat 2- hye daya chi-chi bhabhi is umr mae bhi apne bete ki umr ke ladke ko apne upper chanda cahati ho..



Auart1- lol dekh rahi ho bhabhi (aurat3) bol kon rahi hai, kyu ri kya hum nahi janti ki tu bhi us raju ko kab se apne upper chadhana chahti hai, agar tujko muka mile tho tu khud hi Chad jaye uske upper hi hi, hi ..


Aurat 2 - haa, haa main hi buri hu tu to dhud ki dhuli hai kyu, sali chinal kya main nahi janti ki tu kab se us ghode ko chane khila khila kar apne kabu main karna chahti hai, taki wo apne ghode jese lunt ko teri chut mae dall kar tujko pel de kyu..


Aurat 3- are bas bas hum tino chahe kuch bhi bol le ek dusre ko, hum 3 hi janti hai ki hum us ghode ko apne upper chadhana hi chahti hai..


Aurat 2- ha ye to sahi bol rahi ho bhabhi tum..


Aurat1- are hum hi nahi didi , main tu suni hu ki gaon ki kai bahu jo nai naai shadi ho kar aai hai, dil hi dil mae us kamina ko apna man chuki hai..


Aurat2- are to isme acharaj kese jese hum parr bhi us kamine ka jadu chal gya , joki 30 ke upper ho chuki, chud chuki hai, wo bahu to abhi jawani chadi hai...


Aurat 3- accha us kamjne ki baat to hoti hi rahegi chalo, chalte hai ab, ghar bhi dekhna hai..


Fir 3 aurte nadi se bhar aai or kapde pahan kar gaon taraf bad gai or idhar raju bichara shock mae tha ki abhi usne kya suna or kya dekha

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Aurat2- are to isme acharaj kese jese hum parr bhi us kamine ka jadu chal gya , joki 30 ke upper ho chuki, chud chuki hai, wo bahu to abhi jawani chadi hai...


Aurat 3- accha us kamjne ki baat to hoti hi rahegi chalo, chalte hai ab, ghar bhi dekhna hai..


Fir 3 aurte nadi se bhar aai or kapde pahan kar gaon taraf bad gai or idhar raju bichara shock mae tha ki abhi usne kya suna or kya dekha


Ab age


Idhar wo 3 aurte idhar udhar ki baat karte hue chal di apne apne manjil ki or or idhar raju soch mae pad gaya ki abhi kya hua, kyu hua


Raju- are baap re, ye sab kya tha kyu tha, matlb main intne dino se ye samjh raha tha ki ye sab, mujko sirf paresan hi kar rahi hai, par mujko kya pata tha ki inme or meena bhabhi mae koi antar nahi bas umr ka kuch - kuch, chalo accha hi hua , main samjh to gaya in sab ko ab ek ek karke in sab se badla lunga hu..


To ab app log ye soch rahe honge ki wo 3 aurte thi kon to apko bata du ki ye 3 aurte raju ke ghar ke ass - pass ki hi thi inka intro To abhi nahi dunga kyuki sab ka 1-1 karke number lage

Idhar apna raju ye sab Bolta or sochta hua jungle ke toda or andar ki taraf bad gaya , jab wo kuch or dur gaya tab usko is baat ka ayesas hua ki wo kuch jada hi andar aa gaya...


Raju- are yaar ye kya, sala main ye jungle ke itne andar aa gaya, or is taraf to jada koi aata bhi nahi hai, chalo wapis chalata hu..

Ye soch kar raju apne kadam piche le jane wala hi tha ki tabhi uske kaano mae kuch awaj gunj, pahle to raju ne us awaj par dhyan hi nahi diya, par jab ye awaj ek baar or aai to raju samjh gaya ki yaha koi or bhi hai..
Raju toda chukana hokar us awaj ko sun us taraf jane laga, kuch hi palo mae, wo kuch ghane pedo(tree) ke piche ek jopdi jesa bana hua tha or waha 2 logo ki awaj bhi aa rahi thi


Jhopdi




Raju halke halke kadmo se us jhopdi ke pass jane laga, or jese jese wo pass jane laga usko andaja ho gaya ki andar 1 aurat or 1 mard hai, ab raju jhopdi ke karib phauch gaya, kyuki jhopdi ghans -fuss or bansh ki ladki se bani hui thi isliye usme bahut si jagha raju andar dekhna laga to, dono ek dusre ke samne khade hue the

(Ab yaha se aurat or mard ki bate hongi)


Aurat- kya re bhadwe, mujko kyu bulaya tu yaha par, mujhe kitne kaam the ghar par, or koi aa gaya to yaha par..



Mard- sali kutiya, mujko bhadwa bolti hai, or tu khud ko sati -savitri sakhti hai kya sali, or tu chinta mat kar meri raand jungle ke is taraf koi nahi aata hai, isliye to tujko bulya hai, bahut din ho gaye hai, ajj muka mila hai, chal jaldi samay barbad mat kar aa jaa meri randi kutiya...



Aurat- chal sala Madarchod kahi ka jab dekho tab tere yahi hai, sala bhadwa kahi ka, teri bhi to Biwi hai uske pass kyu nahi jata hai tu, har dam mere pass hi aa jata hai sala kuta kahi ka..


Mard age bada or aurat ke ball pakad kar usko juka diya or apna pent utar diya or bola..


Mard- sali bahut mhu chalti hai tu, sali ab jada intajara mat kara mujko mhu khol meri randi, mhu khol or chus mera lunt acchi kutiya ki tarah chus sali..


Aurat ne us mard ki chidi bhi utar do or uska lunt apne mhu mae dal chusna suru kar diya...





Sup... Sup.. Sup.. Sup.. Sup.. Us puri jhopdi mae ISI tarah ki awaj aanee lagi, aur Admi bhi toda siske laga..


Admi - aah sali kuch bhi bol, jesa tu bolne mae 1 number hai na, wesi hi sali tu lunt chusne mae bhi number 1 hi hogi sali or jam laga kar chus sali ahh ese hi ese hi sali


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Admi- aaahh sali kutiya meri raandi pata hai tera wo Madarchod pati, mard hai bhi ya nahin, jo tujh jese garam aurat ko chhodakar sala bas kaam ke pich hi bhag raha hai, sali uski jagha agar main hota to, teri chut ko jada der khali nahi rhakta har dam mera luda teri chut mae dala rahta hai main..


Aurat- tuu.. Tum.. Sale harm ki awald sab janti hu main, tere jese bhadwe ko agar main teri Biwi hoti tab bhi tu kisi or aurat ko dekh laar tapkata firta sale harmi.


Adami- chup sali mere luda chus pahle FIR bol lena

Aur FIR aurat ne luda chusna suru kar diya, kuchh der baad Admi ne aurat ko khada kiya or or kapde ke upper se uske dudh masalne laga..


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Aur aurat ne apne dudh de kapde hata liya or Admi uske dudh par tut pada or bola



Admi- aaahh, kitne kadak hai sali tere chuchi jab bhi chusta hu, ek alag hi maja aa jata hai aahh, let ja sali abhi to teri chut bhi marni hai mujko..

Or wo admi us aurat ke upper let kar uske dhudh pine lagta hai

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Admi - kyu re sali jab tera pati teri chut marta hoga to usko tere upper sak nahi hota hoga bol sali..



Aurat- aaahhh sale tu kutte hi hai, kese kutte ki tarah meri dhudh chat raha hai, or rahi baat meri pati ki uske pass samay hi kaha hai meri chut marne ka, aaaahh sale kutte, aaram se teri biwi nahi hu jo Kuch bhi kar lega mere saath..sale mere bhadwe chal chood mujko, maar meri chut sale bahut khujli ho rahi hai nichhe aahh



Admi - sali agar main kuuta hu, to tu bhi meri kuttiya hai, chal aajj teri chut ki sarri khujli mita deta hu sali

Or ye bol kar Admi ne apni do ungli aurat ki chut mae gussa ka, andar bhar karne laga, or aurat chikne lagi



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Adami- dekh sali kitna sisk rahi hai ruk ja abhi mera mota luda teri chut mae pelunga, khol kar dikha teri chut, khol sali kutiya

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Fir usne us aurat ke chut mae apna lunt ghusa diya or usko choodne laga, jor - jor se choodne laga, jab bhi wo uski chut mae andar tak apna luda pelta aurat ke dono dudh hilane lage or wo sisake lagi


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Aurat - aaahh hhhmmm mere kutte chood .. Chood mujko chood sale, or chood, chood mujko aaahhh hmmm..


Adami - aaahh sali, hamesa ki tarah teri, chut mae kitni kasawat hai aaahh sali, jab tujko choodta hu maja hi aa jata hai, le, le mera luda le...


Aurat- aaahh hhmmm de or jor se or jor se madarchodo kutte, chood mujko, chood mujko aahhh hhmm mmm...


Or ye siskiya us jhopdi mae gunjti rahi karib 10 minutes mae hi adami ne apni garmi us aurat ke chut mae nikal li or uske baju mae let gaya...

Adami- aahh sali raandi maja hi aa gaya, aaj sali ab or kab degi apni ye rasili chut mujko bol..


Aurat- hhmm sale kutte hamesa ki tarah mujko adure raste mae chodkar khud jhad gyaa, sala kutta, apna pani nikal diya or mera kya sale..


Adami- sali kutttya tujko tera pani nikalne ke liye mera lunt nahi kisi janwar ka mota luda hi kafi hoga, jab koi dhandar luda legi na teri chut ke andar tab, tere pani ke saath -saath mhut bhi nikal jayega sali..


Aurat- ha sale bhadwe teri andar takat nahi to meri chut ko dhosh de de, aacha hai khud ka kaam nikal gaya kyu..



Adami- ha to sali ab main kya kary teri, ye chut ki aag bhujtu hi nahi hai to, meri maan sali koi jawan luda pata le kya, pata wo teri aag bhuja de, chal ab main chalta hu meri randi kuttiya...



Or ye bol kar wo Adami , us jhopdi ke bhar chala gaya, or wo aurat abhi bhi wese hi leti hui thi,raju ye sab dekh or sun kar san ( shok) ho gaya tha.. Or jab usne us aurat ki sakal ( face) dekhi tho uski ankhe badi ho gai


Raju(man mae) - are ye, ye to wahi bhabhi jinko mene ajj dekha tha


(Note- to ye unhi 3 aurto mae se 1 thi jisko raju ne ajj nadi mae nahate dekha tha) par raju usnko pahchan nahi paya kyuki app sabhi ne pichle update mae read kar hi liya hai ki, raju jada ghar se bhar ghuma hi nahi hai, or agar kahi gaya bhi to apni bahano or maa ke saath hi gaya tha,


Par tabhi raju ne us aurat par toda jada dhyan diya tab usko us aurat ki maan ki baat pata chali


Aurat(man mae) - sala kutta tujko kya lagta mae tere saath apni marji se soti hu, sale agar mera pati mard hota to main tere pass aati bhi nahi, par meri kismat hi kharab hai, ab to bas yahi jidagi hai lagta hai, or tu bhi meri jisam ki agg tanda kaha par kya sale, ab to ungli se hi kaam chalana hoga


Fir kya , us aurat ne fir apni ungli apni chut mae gusana auru kiya or siski bhi nikalne lagi


Ahhhh ssssss, aahhhhhhmmmmm aaaahhhh, ssssss#, aaahhhhhmmmmm, aaaahhhhh

Bas yese karte karte wo bhi jhad hi gai or tabhi raju ko samay ka khyal aaya or wo waha se jane ke liya muda tabhi uska per patar par pada or raju gir gaya, or uske mhu se awaj nikal gai, jo andar us aurat ne sun li


Aurat- kon.. Kon.. Kon... Ha waha par.. Kon hai


Or wo aurat turant sarri lapeti, or bhar aa gai us jhopdi se, par tab tak raju waha se bhag kar, pedo ke piche chip gaya, or wo aurat sochne lagi


Aurat- Kon tha, koi adami to nahi hoga, nahi nahi, agar koi mard hota to, mujko majbur jarur karta, to kahi koi ladka tho nahi gaon ka, ha yahi ho sakata hai lagta hai bhag gaya..


Par raju tab tak jungle se bahar apne gaon ki taraf aa chuka tha or sochne laga ki ajj hi usne Meena ke man ki baat jaan li, wo chhudai wali book bhi dekh li or to or, apne ankho se chudai bhi dekh li ye sab kya hua wo yahi sochta hua, apne ghar tak ja chuka tha tabhi



Baki agle update mae...

acha update tha but late deya tha update

 

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Update 8

Aurat- Kon tha, koi adami to nahi hoga, nahi nahi, agar koi mard hota to, mujko majbur jarur karta, to kahi koi ladka tho nahi gaon ka, ha yahi ho sakata hai lagta hai bhag gaya..


Par raju tab tak jungle se bahar apne gaon ki taraf aa chuka tha or sochne laga ki ajj hi usne Meena ke man ki baat jaan li, wo chhudai wali book bhi dekh li or to or, apne ankho se chudai bhi dekh li ye sab kya hua wo yahi sochta hua, apne ghar tak ja chuka tha tabhi


Ab age

raju apne ghar ke pass phauch hi gaya tha ki kisi ne usko awaj di , raju palta to dekha ki ye to Ratna bhabhi hai


New intro

Ratna - age 28

Gora badan, badi - badi gand, or dhud ki factory, jada ghar se bahar nahi jati, iske yaha iske pati or saas sasur hi kheto mae jate hai, ye ghar mae rahti hai, saadi ko 6 sal ho gaye hai 1 baccha hai jo 6 sal ka hai

Ratna



Ratna - kyu davar Ji kaha se aa rahe ho app, kuch dekh liya lagta hai jungle mae , isiliy main 3 baar awaj laga chuki hu tab apne, suna kya dekh liya jara apni bhabhi ko bhi batawo..


Raju(man mae ) - agar apko bata diya ki kya dekha hu to app to mujko khut hi dogi bhabhi..


Raju - are kuch nahi bhabhi wo ajj pahi baar akele jungle ki taraf gaya tha na to ek alag ki maja aaya, to wahi sab soch raha tha or kuch nahi, app bataye app kesi ho, sab badiya hai na..


Ratna - ha kyu nahi daver Ji ye to accchi baat hai ab, app toda ghar se bhar bhi jate ho, warna pahle to (or wo bich mae ruk gai) ..


Raju - ruk kyu gai bhabhi, app chinta mat kijiye, maa mujko sab kuch phale se bata chuki hai, ki main kese tha pahle..


Ratna- accha ye tik kiya kaki ne jo tumko sab kuch bata chuki hai wo..


Raju- par bhabhi apne bataya nahi ki apke ghar mae sab badiya hai na (or raju ne toda dhyan diya Ratna par)


Ratna- ha, ha, bilkul raju ghar mae to sab kuch badiya chal raha hai or main (toda kar) bhi tik hu..


Ratna(man mae) - ab tumko kya batau raju mera dukh, saadi ke turant baad ladki ho gai, uske baat to jese iswar mujse mhu hi mod liya hai, na jane ab kab meri khook se koi baccha peda hoga na jane kab..


Raju- koi baat nahi bhabhiji app bilkul tenson mat lijiye, apki sab chinta dur ho jayengi bas toda intjar kijie.. Apki sab paresani dur ho jayegi


Raju ke is jawaj se Ratna toda sock ho gai ki raju ne ye kya bola or wo bhi turant boli


Ratna;- kya, kya kon si tenson ki baat kar rahe ho tum raju, or kya dur ho jayengi bolo


Raju- main to kuch bola hi nahi bhabhi bas yese hi, accha main chalta hu apne ghar amna bhi aa gai hogi kahi mujko daat na pad jaye, chalta hu bhabhi


Or raju apne raste chal pada idhar Ratna soch mae pad gai ki kya hu, kahi raju ne uske dil ki baat to nahi jan li, fir agle hi pal sochti ki, nahi nahi yese kese koi maan ki baat jan lega sayad raju yese hi bol gaya hoga or ye sochti hui Ratna apne ghar andar chali gai, idhar raju jab ghar gaya to uski maa kuch purane photo ( album) dekh rahi .. Raju ko dekh wo boli


Salu- kyu re raju kaha gaya to main kitne der se aa gai ghar mae or tu kaha gaya tha, main kab se teri rah ( intajar) dekh rahi thi..


Raju- kya amma tum bhi na ab main tode hi chota baccha hu, ab main bada ho gaya hu, or main bas yese hi toda gaon ghum raha tha or kuch nahi, or ye tum kya dekh rahi ho amma..


Salu- are pagle chae to kitna bhi bada ho jaye mere liye mera bhola hi rahega aur ye to beta kuch purani photo hai, tere or teri dono bahno ke bachpan ki.. Or teri bahan ki saadi ki bhi..


Raju- kya hamare ghar ye bhi tha or mujko abhi pata chal raha hai, wese amma, mujkk to didi ki saadi ke samay ka jada yaad nahi hai, tum kuch batawo na amma ki akhir kese hamare jese garib ghar ki beti ki saadi sahar ( city) ke itne amir parivaar mae hui..


Salu- huu to tujko janana hai ( raju ne toda khusi mae sir hilaya) to sun beta, ab tu to janta hai teri dono bahane jo hai judwa ( twins) hai, or dono bahut khubasoorat hai..


Raju- ha maa main janta hu, or wo khubasoorat hongi bhi kyu nahi akhir apki salu ki beti hai app itni khubasoorat ho to unko to khubasoorat to hona hi tha na..


Salu- accha to mera bete ko apni 40 par ki maa khubasoorat lag rahi hai, ya mujko khush karane ke liya jhut bol raha hai tu huu


Raju- are nahi ama main sach bol raha hu, or wese bhi apko kon bol sakta hai ki app 40 ki ho chuki ho abhi bhi app ajj kal ki nai bahu ko takar de sakti ho khubasoorai mae haa..


Salu- haye Ram dekha to mera beta hokar mere saath hi chichori ( flirt) kar raha hai, par koi baat tera itna hak banta hai ha to main kaha thi yaad aya to teri bahane jo hai tere se lagabhag 6-7 sal ki badi hogi to ajj se 5-6 sal pahle jab hamare gaon mae wo mella laga hua tha na tab (raju bich mae hi)


Raju - accha amma mene ye malla ke bare mae bahut to pahle uske baare mae hi batao mujko FIR saadi ke bare mae..


Salu- accha tik hai sun, ab jitna mujko pata hi is mella ke bare mae wo batati hu tik, to ye mella jo hai lagbhaga pure 30 din chalta, or sayad har 5-6 sal mae 1 baar hota hai or isne hamare ass- pass ke 36 gaon ke log milkar kaam karte hai.


Raju- accha itna bada mella par amma har sal kyu nahi, 5-6 sal mae 1 baar hi kyu..


Salu- ab iske bare mae to main nahi janti beta, par itna janti hu ki ye barso se chala aa raha par kyu ye nahi janti, to jab pichle baar mela hua tha na beta tab, jo hamare thakur sahab hai na unke koi sahar (city) ke kaam wale dost (business partner) ke bete aaye hue the or pata nahi kese par, un dono ko meri dono betiya pasand aa gai,
Tab unke pita ne thakur sahab ko iske bare mae jankari di, kyuki thakur sahab tere Bapu ko apna dost jesa mante hai, isiliye unhone tere Bapu ko pahle haveli bulyaa jaha tere Bapu or thakur sahab ke kaam wale dost (business partner) , ke bich baat hui,


Raju- to fir kya hua aama ..


Salu- ab fir tere Bapu ne sab saaf - saaf bata diya hamare bare mae, tab jo hai unhone jo hamare samdi the unhone bola ki unko kuch nahi chaiye unke pass sab kuch hai, bas hamari ladkiya ko apne ghar ki bahu banana chahte hai, fir thakur sahab ne puri saadi ki jimedari li or mella ke anat (last) mae teri bahano ki saadi ho gai, or us din se tere Bapu ki ijaat thakur parivaar mae or bad gai saath mae, is gaon mae bhi samjha, or tujko ek baat or bata du ki jab tu chota tha na tab apne bahano ke saath haveli jaya karta tha or waha thakur sahab ki betiya tujko bahut paresan karti or tu hamesa unki sikayat karta tha..


Raju- ha mujko kuch kuch to yaad aa raha hai, sayad 2 betiya thi na thakur sahab ki


Salu- ha tune sahi kaha 2 betiya hai thakur sahab ki or dono ki saadi bhi ho chuki hai, or wo bhi tere didi ke sasural wale shaar ke pass hi gai hai,


Raju- accha aama wo main 1 or sawal tha mera


Salu- nahi -nahi bas -bas ho chuka ajj ka ab mujko kaam karne tab tak tujko agar dekhna hai to ye photo dekh le tik hai


Or salu apne ghar ke kaam mae lag gai or raju photo dekhne mae lag gaya

Acha update tha

 

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Update 9


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Salu- ha tune sahi kaha 2 betiya hai thakur sahab ki or dono ki saadi bhi ho chuki hai, or wo bhi tere didi ke sasural wale shaar ke pass hi gai hai,


Raju- accha aama wo main 1 or sawal tha mera


Salu- nahi -nahi bas -bas ho chuka ajj ka ab mujko kaam karne tab tak tujko agar dekhna hai to ye photo dekh le tik hai


Or salu apne ghar ke kaam mae lag gai or raju photo dekhne mae lag gaya


Ab age

Jab salu ne bola ki mujhe or bhi bahut kaam hai tu in photo ko hu dekh tab raju, photos ko dekhne laga, or dekhte dekhte usko apne bachpan ki bahut si chijo ki yaad bhi aane lagi, ki kese wo apni dono bahano ke saath hi rahta tha, uski dono bahne usko kitna payar karti thi or na jane kitni baar uske (raju) ke liye kitno se lad bhi chuki thi b
To thoda mae apko raju ki dono bahno ke bare mae bata deta hu

Soniya or sonali ye thi raju ki 2 bahne jisme soniya sonali se 5 minutes ki badi thi dono bahno ki khubasurati ki bate kare ya dimag ki dono ek dusre se 20-20 thi na kam na jada, bilkul barabar or dono ka raju ke Liye payar bhi barbar hi tha, jab raju chota tha tab dono mae se koi na koi raju ke saath rahti hi thi usko akela nahi choda karti thi or kyuki dono bahano ki dosti thakur sahab ki dono betiyo ke saath thi ISI liye, raju ko thakur ki dono betiyo bhi bahut payar karti thi jiske bare mae sab janate the ab kyuki raju dimag se bilkul bhola tha isliye koi kuch nahi Bolta tha usko jada tar..

Par kuch baat yesi bhi thi dono bahno ke zingai se jhudi hui ki, jiske bare mae koi nahi janta tha yaha tak ki Uski khud ki maa bhi nahi to ye baat tab ki hai jab dono bahne 18 sal par kar matlb unki saadi ke kuch din pahale hi,or melaa bhi kahate hone ke karib aa chuka tha,or ussi samay ye dono bahne or thakur sahab ki dono betiya bhi mella mae aai thi,or dur daraj bade -bade pandit or kuch baba ki toli bhi (ye unhi ki toli thi jinme se 1 ne salu ko asirvad diya tha) pauch chuki thi , or yese hi in charo ke saath kuch yesa hua tha ki inki zindagi badal gai us raat mae or in 4 ne ye ek dusre se ye promis liya ki ye bate wo kisi ko bhi nahi batangi or kuch din baat dono (sonali, soniya) ki saadi ho gai or kuch mahino mae thakur sahab ki 2 betiyo ki bhi saadi ho gai, or wo razz, razz hi rah gaya hamesa ke liya
( To ye kon sa razz tha kon si baat iska pata apko is story mae agge pata chalega)

Iske baad Jada kuch nahi hua, raat ko ramu salu raju tino ne khana khaya or chal diye apne - apne room mae, raat hue Salu ka room agge tha or raju apne room mae soya hua tha, subha ke 5 baje or salu ko ek sapna aaya, or sapne mae,

Salu puri nangi thi or uske dono pero ke bich koi btha hua usko jabardast tarike se chod raha tha,salu ki siskiya hi nahi ruk rahi or wo kuch minuts mae jhad gai par jese hi usne samne wala ka cahara dekha to , wo chik uthi or uska sapna tut gaya

Salu ka sapna





Salu puri tarha se pasine se bhing chuki thi or usne jab apna hath apne Pantry mae dala tho bahut jada sharma, or lajjit hui kyuki wo sapne mae hi jhad chuki thi

Salu- nahi ye nahi ho sakta bhala mujko yesa sapna kyu aaya, bhala main ek maa hokar apne bete se kese chud sakti hu

( To dosto jo admi ya ladka salu ne apne sapne mae dekha wo or koi nahi apna raju hi tha)

Salu- kahi wo.. Wo.. Bat sahi to nahi hogi, jo meri saas ne mujko apne antim samay mae batai thi, wo baat

(Or salu us time ke bare mae sochne lagi to chaliye toda piche chalte hai)


salu apni saas ke sirhane bathi hui thi, or uski saas apni antim sans le rahi thi or , uski saas ne baki sabhi ko kamre se bahar jane ko bol diya or darwaja bhi band karane ke liye kah diya


Saas- bahu .. Huuu.. Bahu .. Kaha, kaha hai tu


Salu- ha.. Ha.. Maji boliye kya hai.. Main yahi hu maji , apni salu yahi hu


Saas- bahu (sans bharte hue) ab mere pass jada wakt nahi hai, isliye main jo bol rahi hu usko dhyan se sunaana, or meri baato ko pura bhi karna..


Salu- nahi maji, yesa mat boliye aap ko kuch nahi hoga, ye (ramu) gaye hai, sahar thakur sahab ke saath doctor ke pass app chinta mat kijie..


Saas- nahi.. Nahi.. Bahu ab kuch nahi ho sakta, meri sans ab jada nahi bachi hai, isliye jo bol rahi hu wo dhyan se sun, par ek wada kar is razz ke bare mae , tere alwa kisi ko bhi nahi bategi ha tu raju ko bata sakti hai.. Wada kar mujhase bahu wada kar


Salu- boliye maji main .. Main apse wada karti hu ye razz kisi ko nahi bataungi par raju kyu..


Saas- wo tujko ye razz pura sunane ke baad pata chal jaayega , apna kaan mere pass laa bahu main nahi cahati ki ye baat is kamre ke bahar bhi jaye

Salu ne yese hi kiya or apni saas ke mhu taraf jhuk gai or kaan laga liya


Saas- bahu sun bahut samay pahle ki baat hai hamare hi parivaar mae mere sasur Ji or meri sasu maa ne ek paap kiya tha, us samay ramu mere pet (pregnant) mae aa chuka tha, meri umr bhi jada nahi thi teri jitni hi thi meri umr bhi or mere saas sasur 40 ke honge or ek din wo dono ne ek yesi jagha kaam kida (sex) kar rahe the jaha unko nahi karna chahiye tha kyuki wo jagha ek bade sadhu ki thi, jab wo dono apne sarir ka shuk le rahe the tabhi , sadhu bhi waha aa gaye, par unke ane par bhi mere saas sasur nahi ruke jisse wo sadhu bahut hi gussa ho gaye or unhonne sharp de diya ki
Ab toda us samay chale tha


Sadhu - are murkh insan, hamari is pavitr jagha ko tu ganda kar raha tha ,kya ye kam nahi tha jo hamare ane par bhi tum dono ko todi bhi lazza nahi aai, ja main tujko sharp deta hu, jis parkar tu mere samane apni maan - maryada, niyam ko khatm kar diya hai, wese hi teri pidhi mae har koi apps mae hi saririk samband banenge


Jab mere saas -sasur ne ye baat suni to unke to sarir hi suny(zero) ho gaya, fir wo apne kapde jese tese tik karke un sadhu ke pero mae gir kar rone lage gidgidane lage or mafi mangne lage tab un sadhu baba ko bhi apne srap ka dhyan aaya

Sadhu- are ye hamne kya bol diya, itna bhayankar sharp de diya, dekho jo ho gaya main nahi badal sakta hu, par is sharp ka asse jarur kaam kar sakta hu, ja teri har pidhi mae nahi par teri thisri (3) pidhi matlb tere nati ke bete ke samay ye sharp asar karega or wo log apps mae saririk samband banege....par isme tere nati samilit nahi hoga, or is baat ko tumhe apni bahu ko apne marte samay hi bhatani hogi or ye wada lena hoga ki wo ye baat kisi ko na bole


Wapis salu or saas ke pass chalate hai.

Saas- bahu ye baat meri saas ne apne antim samay mujhase boli thi or ajj main tujko bata rahi hu, or jab tune mujko wo baba wali baat kahi tab mujko,apni saas ki baat yaad aa gai,yaad rahe salu ab raju bada ho raha hai, ho sake to is sharp ko hone se rokna hai tujko sonali or soniya ki saadi jaldi se kara de taki wo dono raju se dur ho jaye, or.. Or.. Bahu.. Bahu.. Sab.. Sab.. Khus.. Khush.. Raho

Aur salu ki saas ki jindagi khatm hui or idhar salu ki us soch se bhar aa gai or , wo darwaje ki taraf dekhti hai to light jal chuki thi matlb uska pati uth chuka tha or salu FIR se sochne lagi..


Salu- huff.. Huff.. Aj wo baat itne salo baad FIR se mujko kyu yaad aa gai, or subha ho chuki hai kahi wo sharp sahi to, nahi.. Nahi yesa nahi ho sakata hai main apne bete ke saath nahi.. Nahi.. Ye nahi ho sakta kabhi bhi ..

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Raju salu



Aur salu ki saas ki jindagi khatm hui or idhar salu ki us soch se bhar aa gai or , wo darwaje ki taraf dekhti hai to light jal chuki thi matlb uska pati uth chuka tha or salu FIR se sochne lagi..


Salu- huff.. Huff.. Aj wo baat itne salo baad FIR se mujko kyu yaad aa gai, or subha ho chuki hai kahi wo sharp sahi to, nahi.. Nahi yesa nahi ho sakata hai main apne bete ke saath nahi.. Nahi.. Ye nahi ho sakta kabhi bhi ..


Ab age

Salu kuch or der tak, apni saas ke bato or us shrap ke bare mae sochti rahi, tabhi salu ka dhyan uske pati ramu ki awaj aai tuta jo sayad agan ki taraf se

Ramu- salu ye salu uth gai ki nahi dekh kitni der ho gai ajj hum dono ko, salu ye salu


Salu- ha, ha, Ji uth gai hu main boliye kuch kaam hai kya apko


Ramu- ha tabhi to tujko awaj di mene, wo kya hai ajj kuch kaam se mae kheto ki taraf hi rahunga to tu jaldi se kuch bana de or kuch bandh ( tifin) bhi de, udhar hi kha lunga, or main toda tabela se aata hu.


Salu- accha tik hai Ji app, apna kaam kariye main sab kuch tayar karti hu jaldi se


Ramu tabele ki taraf chal diya or salu mhu haath dho kar chay ( tea) ban chuki thi or aata guth rahi thi roti banae ke liya, or jab uski nazar ghadi ( watch) par padi to..


Salu- ye bhagwan subha ke 8 bajne ko hai or ye mera ladka abhi tak soo hi raha hai, kya karu main is ladke ka, kitni baar bol chuki hu jaldi utha kar par, sahabjade ko koi fark hi nahi padta hai, abhi khabar leti hu iski ,Raju, raju, ye beta raju uth ja re dekh 8 bajne ko hai raju ye raju , uff ye ladka bhi na itni awaj laga cuki FIR bhi iske kano mae jhu tak nahi chali abhi batati hu isko


Or salu uthi or chal di Raju ke room mae, kyuki Raju ne andar se lock nahi kiya to salu ko koi problam nahi hui or wo andar chali gai


Haha raju pet ke bal soya hua tha, salu raju ko yesa sote dekh,uske honto par ek muskaan aa gai, fir raju ke pass gai or uske pit par hath marte hue salu boli

Salu raju


Salu- raju ye raju uth ja re dekh kitna samay ho gaya hai, kab samjhe ga tu uth ja raju ye raju

Par salu ki baat ka raju par koi khash asar nahi hua or wo fir pith ke bal let gaya or soo gaya, jisko dekh salu ko toda gussa aya or usne


Salu- accha to tu, yese sidhi tarah se nahi uthne wala tik hai abhi batati hu tujko main

Or ye bol kar, salu ne raju ke chadar ko pakda or jor se kinch liya, par jese hi chadar hata, salu ka mhu or ankh khuli rah gai kyuki, raju nanga soya hua tha or subha ki wajha se raju ka hatyar pura khada hua tha (kuch is tarha se)


Raju



Isse pahale ki salu kuch or react kar pati Raju ki nind khul gai, ek pal ke liye salu or Raju ki nazre mili or, salu kamre se bhar bhag hi gai or Raju ko apni halat ke bare mae pata chal gaya..


Raju(man mae) - ye.. Ye.. Kya hua abhi kahi sapna to nahi tha nahi ye. Ye sach main hua matlb amma ne mujhe nanga dekh liya wo bhi yese jisme mera luda khada tha, par amma turat kyu nahi bhagi kyu.. Yaar main apne pure kapde uthar ke soya hi kyu na main nanga sota or na hi amma mujko yese dekhti, kya ho raha hai yaar mere sath..

Raju idhar ye sab kuch soch raha tha or idhar salu apne room mae diwal ke sahare khadi hui thi salu ki dil ki dadkan or uski sanse bahut tej chal rahi thi, or wo lambi - lambi sanse bhar rahi thi or apne man mae soch rahi thi


Salu- uff.. Off.. Ye ye kya dekh liye mene wo kitna bada tha, chii, chii ye main kya soch rahi hu wo, wo mera beta hai, beta mujko uske bare mae ye sab sochna hi nahi chahiye, par raju kya soch raha hoga mere bare mae ,ki uski maa ne usko pura nanga dekh liya,kese nazre milaungi mae ab apne raju se kya karu,par galti bhinto uski hi thi itna bada hokar koi nanga sota hai kya,(ek saram ki lali) par ab kar bhi kya sakti hu,
ha ek kaam karti hu ab ajj ke baad mae kabhi bhi subha raju ke kamare mae nahi jane wali kabhi nahi, hmm yahi sahi rahega, yahi sahi rahega ,

Or salu apne kaam mae lag jati idhar raju bhi uth jata hai, par jo hua tha abhi -abhi usko soch kar wo salu se baat nahi karta hai, or FIR wahi agan mae nahane lagta hai (gaon ke log kabhi ghar mae to kabhi nadi mae nahate hai)

Or kyuki jaha nahane ki jagh hai wha darwaja nahi bas parda hi tha, isilye, pada hawa main hat jata or samne khadi salu ki nazar apne bete ke majbut sarir par jati hai, ajj pahli baar salu raju ke bade hone ke baad uske sarir ko dekhti hai ek alag nazar se


Salu(man mae) - hye kitna khubasoorat or jawan ho gaye mera bete, jo bhi iski biwi banegi kitni khush rahegi wo, ek to itna sundar chahara (face) yesi takatwar sarir (body) , or is itna bada wo, (FIR mamata jag jati hai), chii chii ye tu kya soch rahi hai salu ye tere beta hai, tera pati nahi salu..

Or salu apni soch se bahar aa jati hai, or FIR apne kaam mae lag jati hai, idhar raju naha kar tayar ho jata hai or salu ke pass aa jata hai or


Raju- kya baat hai amma aj subha se dekh raha hu kuch jaldi hi khana bana rahi hai or ye pudi sabji bhi koi aa raha hai kya..


Raju ki normal baate sun salu ko bhi tik laga or wo boli


Salu- nahi re koi nahi aa raha wo, ajj tere baba ko kheto mae toda jada hi kaam hai to mujko bole hai ki kuch band dena to unke liye hi bana rahi pudi mae..


Raju- accha to ye baat hai, tik hai ISI bahane pudi khane to milegai, main kuch madad kar du kya amma


Salu- (muskurate hue) - tu bhala kya madad karega re meri, tujko kuch aata bhi hai kya.. Hasti hui boli


Raju- kya maa (kabhi amma kabhi maa) tumko kya lagta hai mujko nahi aayega kuch kaam lawo, main bana deta hu pudi tum isko tel (oli) mae tal do


Salu- kya majak kar raha hai re tujhe nahi hone wala ye kaam samjha rahne de


Raju- accha apko yesa lagta hai, to tik hai lagati ho shart ki agar mene ye bachi hui 10 pudi acche se bana di to main.. Main apke galo ko chum lunga bolo lagati ho shart agar har gaya to har subha 6 baje uth jaunga


Salu Raju ki shaart sun hayeran ho gai FIR bhi usko laga ki Raju majak kar raha hoga to wo man gai idhar Raju ne sach mae baki ki 10 pudi bilkul sahi bana li FIR Raju apne hath jadata hua bolo


Raju- calo amma ab tayar ho jawo, mene apni baat puri kar li ab, chaalo mujko tumhare gaal chumme do..


Salu- hye daya, mujko laga tu majak kar raha hoga isliye mene hami bhar di, par tu nahi main nahi chumme dungi tujko


Raju- soch lo aama agar aarm se man jawogi to kuch nahi karunga nahi to jabardasti chum lunga tumko


Salu- aacha uske liye tujko mujko pakdna padega tab na hi, hi, hi


Or salu idhar udhara bhagne lagi or Raju uske piche or akhir mae Raju ki pakad mae salu aa hi gai or


Raju- lo aam app pakd mae aa hi gai na chalo ab mujko chumne do tumhare gaal

Is masti majak mae salu ki bhi Ek alag hi romach aaya or wo itlate hue boli


Salu- nahi nahi bilkul nahi


Raju- to yese nahi manogi tum hu to tik hai

Or raju ne salu ke piche se, usko apni baho mae bhar kar uske galo ko chum ne laga to salu idhar udhara hone lagi tab achank hi raju ne salu ke dono dhud ko pakad liya,or uske kano or galo ko chum hi liya

Par usi is harkat ne salu ke mhu se ek mitti siski bhi nikal hi di

Salu or Raju



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Salu- nahi nahi bilkul nahi


Raju- to yese nahi manogi tum hu to tik hai

Or raju ne salu ke piche se, usko apni baho mae bhar kar uske galo ko chum ne laga to salu idhar udhara hone lagi tab achank hi raju ne salu ke dono dhud ko pakad liya,or uske kano or galo ko chum hi liya

Par usi is harkat ne salu ke mhu se ek mitti siski bhi nikal hi di


Ab agge


Jab salu ko apni dhud par Raju ka kadak or mardana hath ka spars hua or usi time Raju ke honto ka spars apne naram galo par hua tho salu us wakt kuch samay ke liye ye bhul gai ki, wo Raju ke saath hai apne bete ke saath na ki apne pati ke saath or uske mhu se ek choti si par kamuk siski nikal gai..

Ab Raju ko bhi ahesas ho gaya ki uske hath kisi naram chij par hai, or wo chij uski amma ke dhud hai ye soch usko toda dar bhi laga, par jab salu ki siski usne suni to wo dar ek alag sa romanch peda kar gaya uske pure sarir mae or Raju ne apna haath nahi hataya salu ke dhud se or uske kano ke ke pass bola..


Raju- huu kya hua amma, kuch chub gaya , lag gaya kya, ye chiki kyu tum..


Salu ko apne kano or apne galo par Raju ki garam sans ka anubhav hua, jis ne uske sarir mae bhi ek tarang peda kar di isse, salu kuch bolna chahti thi par


Salu( man mae) - salu ye kya kar rahi hai tu,dur hata Raju ko apne se,ye tik nahi kar rahi hai tu salu dur hata usko

Salu ( papi man)- nahi meri jaan Raju ko toda or tadpa dekha nahi tune ajj Raju ka mota or lamba luda kese tujko dekh salam kar raha tha,soch jab Raju teri chut mae apna luda dal kar tujko bedardi ke saath chhodega to kitna maja aayega,soch


Salu( saff man)- nahi salu iski mat sun meri sun ye galt hai salu apne app ko kabu kar,raju to abhi jawan hua hai usko samjha tu khud uski harkat par khush mat ho salu


Par isse pahle ki salu kuch bol pati or Raju agge bad pata, ramu ne awaj laga di



Ramu- salu ye salu kaha hai tu, dekh mujko jaldi jana hai roti tayar hui ki nahi..


Ramu ki awaj sun, Raju or salu dono is pal se bhar aane par majbur ho gaye or salu boli ki


Salu- Raju, Raju chodde mujko , tere Bapu awaj laga rahe hai..

ye baat salu todi sharmate hue or todi sisakte hue boliti hai kyuki usko apni chutdo mae kuch chubta mahasus hota hai or wo jan jati hai ki ye uske bete ka hatyar hai


Raju(apna hath hatata hua) - ha, kyu nahi maa jawo tum main,


Salu todi sharmati hui bahar chali jati hai or Raju jab niche dekhta hai to uska hatyar pura tight ho gaya tha , Raju BHi sochata hai ki ye kese ho gaya ki mene khud hi amma ke dhud ko pakad liya unko chum liya or to or mera lunt ke bare mae maa ko jarur pata chal gaya hoga, idhar salu room ke bahar chali jati hai tab ramu bolta hai..


Ramu- kya ri kya kar rahi thi kamre mae, main itni awaj de raha hu, or tujko pata hai na ki mujko jana bhi jaldi FIR..


Salu- wo, wo kya hai na Ji, wo Raju ko apne kapde nahi mil rahe the isliye usi ko dhund rahi thi main andar to der ho gai or kuch nahi..


Ramu- are ye Raju bhi na pata nahi kab bada hoga, kab akal aai gi isko, tu usko bhi kuch kaam khud se karne diya kar samjhi salu


Salu- Ji, Ji, app batiye na main apke liye khana nikalti hu..


Salu ka papi man - hu kab bada hoga huu, aragar main bata du na ki kitna bada ho gaya Raju to pata nahi kya hoga, wese bhi apke lunt se to bahut bada hai usko, hi. Hi, hi


Todi der mae Raju bhi tayar hokar aa gaya khana khane or buch - bich mae salu ko Raju dekhta or salu todi sharma bhi jati, tab Raju bola


Raju- accha Bapu kal na main amma se, melle ko lekar kuch sawal puch raha tha par amma ne mujko pura jawab nahi de, app doge kya mere sawal ka jawab..


Ramu- ha kyu nahi kyu nahi puch kya puchna hai tujko melle ke bare mae, jitna mujko pata hoga mae bata dunga tujko


Raju- accha to Bapu, main ye nahi samjh paya ki hamare gaon ke ass - pass jo dusre gaon hai unme bhi mella hota hai, par har saal hota hai to hamare gaon ka mella 5-6 sal mae 1 hi baar kyu Bapu..


Ramu- accha to tujko iske baare mae janana hai, to teri maa kya batalayegi, or mujko bhi beta jada jankari nahi hai..


Raju- kya Bapu apko bhi nahi pata iske bare mae to kisko pata hoga


Ramu- are beta iske bare mae is gaon ke jo purane log hai or thakur sahab ke parivaar walo ko sab kuch pata hai


Ab isse pahle ki 3 mae se koi kuch bol pata, darwaje par dastak hui


Samne se - Ramu, Ramu


Ramu- are ye to Bahadur bhiya ki awaj lagti hai, par is samay wo yaha haveli mae sab tik to hai na Raju ja to darwaja khol de..

Raju darwaja kholane jata hai or salu andar room ki or chali jati hai kyuki Ramu Bahadur ko bada bhai manta hai, to salu ja wo jhet ( pati ka bada bhai) , or uske samne bahu nahin jati gaon mae) .. Raju darwaja khol leta hai or Bahadur

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Bahadur - 50 ki umr par sarir 35 ka kyuki Bahadur apne samay mae ek bahut accha pahalwan tha..
Or ye thakur sahab ka sabse wafadar adami bhi hai, ye bol sakate hai ki Bahadur ke parivaar ke log thakur parivaar ki seva bharso se karte aa rahe hai, or thakur sahab ki bate Bahadur ke liye Ishwar ka adesh hota hai, jiska palan wo hamesa karta hai


Bahadur- are Raju beta, bahu bahar mae hai kya to ,or Ramu ghar mae hi hai na agar hoga to usko idhar bhula lo yahi baat ho jayegi..


Raju- nahi kaka wo maa andar kamre mae chali gai hai app aawo na anadar , or Bapu ghar mae hi hai..


FIR Bahadur andar aaya tab tak, Ramu charpai (lakdi ka bistar) agan mae nikal chuka tha, or pine ke liye pani bhi..


Ramu- aaiye,, ayye bhaiya, bethiye, main kuch lata hu khane ke liye. Apke liye


Bahadur- are nahi nahi Ramu iski koi jarurat nahi hai, wese bhi main malik ( thakur sahab) ke kaam se aaya hu to wo pahle kar leta hu FIR pani ya kuch aur..


Iske age Ramu kuch nahi bola kyuki wo Bahadur ko acche se janta hai ki uske liye uske malik pahle baki baad mae..


Ramu- accha tik hai bhaiya, par pahle bath to jaiye FIR jo bhi kaam hai wo batai mujko..


Bahadur- ha wo kya hai malik ne tumko abhi haveli bulaya hai, or kya ye mat puchna kyuki tum jante ho mene kabhi malik se koi sawal nahi kiya hai..


Ramu- ha bhaiya janta hu main apki addat acche se, tik hai to FIR chaliye haveli


Bahadur- tik chalo ISI liye gadi bhi saath laya hu ki agar tum ghar mae rahoge to saath hi chal denge haveli karke ..


Ramu- tik hai bhiya mae jara apki bahu ko bata deta hu ki haveli ja raha hu,


Bahadur- ha, kyu nahi, tab tak mae gadi mae hu, tum bahu se baat karke aa jawo.

Or Ramu andar gaya or Bahadur bhar or Raju ko dekh bola


Bahadur- or kesa hai Raju, huu bahut tagada sarir lagta hai tere, kusti ladega mere saath


Raju- main badiya hu kaka, or badiya rahana bhi chahta hu, kahi apke saath khusti ladunga to FIR 1-2 hafte tak kuch karne ke liye tik nahi rahunga

(or wo toda Bahadur ki tarf dhany dene laga taki jan sake ki wo Bahadur ke man ki awaj sun sakta hai ki nahi, or usko Bahadur ke man ki baat sunai di bhi)

Bahadur ( man mae) - wo suna tha ki raku ka beta ab puri tarha se tik ho chuka hai ajj dekh kar, dil ko sukan bhi mil gaya, accha hai Ramu jese bhale insan ke saath accha hi hua..


Bahadur- are tu bhi beta yese todi kuch hoga, are agar tera kabhi bhi man kare to aa jana haveli kuch kusti ke ghur tu bhi sikh lena kaam ayenge jiwan mae samja..


Raju- ha tik hai kaka, par kaka ek baat puchni thi apse puch lu kya


Bahadur- ha kyu nahi puch kya baat hai


Raju- kaka kya main bhi chal sakta hu app logo ke saath Haveli, wo maa bata rahi thi jab mae chota tha tab bahut jaya karta tha Haveli mae, par bahut saal ho gaye gaya nahi jaa sakta hu


Bahadur- are to isme puchha kesa re, chal tu bhi malik ( thakur shab) bhi tujko dekh bahut khush honge, lo ramu bhi aa gaya..


Ramu- kya baat ho rahi thi dono kaka bhatije mae, main bhi to janu toda bahut


Bahadur- are kuch nahi ramu wo bas yese hi, wo raju ko bhi dekhna tha Haveli to ye bhi chal raha hai hamare saath tik


Ramu- ha bilku ab kaka ne ijajat de di to hum kon hote hai, chalo FIR


Or tino nikal pade Haveli ki taraf,




Next update thakur parivaar or raju

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Mega Update 12


Raju or thakur parivaar

Ramu- kya baat ho rahi thi dono kaka bhatije mae, main bhi to janu toda bahut


Bahadur- are kuch nahi ramu wo bas yese hi, wo raju ko bhi dekhna tha Haveli to ye bhi chal raha hai hamare saath tik


Ramu- ha bilku ab kaka ne ijajat de di to hum kon hote hai, chalo FIR


Ab agge chalate hai


To pichle update mae sabhi ne dekha ki raju Bahadur or ramu ke saath chal diya, Haveli ki taraf se

To raju ka gaon "chandanpur " Ab ass -pass ke gaon ke jada vikaas wala hai, jiske piche thakur parivaar ka bahut bada haath hai, raju ka ghar gaon ke bich ( center) mae hai wahi Haveli gaon ke samne , raju ke ghar se Haveli ka rasta yahi koi 500-600 m. Ka hoga ( 5-10 minutes) chhlte jawo to, to raju ko hum dete hain jane or kyukee ab Haveli wala part start hone wala hai to kyu na pahle introduce kara du mein app sabhi ko Haveli ke or is story mae aane wale naye characters ko , to suru karte hai

Introduces new characters


1- Dinadayala Singh thakur

Is samay Thakur parivaar ke mukhiya or saath hi mahaapanchaayat ( khul -36 gaon) ke mhukiya, umr -60 sal, robdar muche, acha lamba or toda mota sarir, par dikhane mae jitne kadak, andar se utne hi naram ( bilkul ek naryal ( coconut) ki tarah) gaon mae inki bahut ijajt hai, or iske piche hai inke parivaar ki adat

Thakur parivaar rajavanshi hai, matlb pahle inka hi rajj hua karta tha ass - pass 36 gaon mae, par ab samay ke saath wo rajj to nahi raha , par wo izzat ajj bhi wesi hi hai jese pahle thi, Thakur parivaar ke pass pesse( money) ki koi kami nahi baap- daada ki puri jamin or sahar ke bahar bada bussines..
Gaon ke logo ke liye Thakur sahab unke sab kuch hai..

To ab unke family ke bare mae jante hai

Thakur sahab ne 2 sadiya ki thi, par pahali patni se 1 aulad ( child) hui or uski jaldi mout bhi ho gai, tab unhono 2 sadi ki kyuki parivaar bhi agge le jana tha unko ( pahli patni ka koi introducing nahi hoga)
Ab inke bete or bahu ka intro baad mae dunga kyuki abhi stroy mae inka koi kaam nahi hai inki ek beti bhi hai par uska intro bhi baad mae..

Biwi - malti Singh Thakur- umr - 50
Thakur sahab ki dusri Biwi, dikhane mae tik tak hai ,jada tar shant rahti hai,lekin agar kou inki baat na mane to samne wali ki kher nahi hoti hai, jese Thakur sahab ghar ke bhar ke kamo ko dekhate hai, wese hi thakurain ghar ke andar ke kamo ko, ghar mae inki hi chalti hai, wo bolte hai na sher ko sirf sherni hi control kar sakti hai or koi nahi ..

Malti se Thakur sahab ko khul 4 bache hue 2 ladka or 2 ladki..


Bada beta -Vishal Singh Thakur, umr - 30
Wese to ye dure number ka beta hai par kyuki malti ka phala isliye isko bada likha hu
Visal, apne naam ki tarha hai or apne baap par gaya hai, jada tar samay ye gaon ke bahar hi rahata hai, taki city ka business samjal sake apne sautele bhai ke saath


Vishal ki biwi : Sima Singh Thakur, umr 28 saal, gora rang, masum sakal ( face) or bahut hi saant rahne wali aurat ( ek razz hai iski santi ke piche) , jada kisi se baat nahi karti, sirf kaam se kaam rakti hai ,haveli se jada bhar bhi nahi jati or kabhi kabhi gaon walo je bich jati bhi hai to,bilkul chup hi rahati hai, isiliye thakurain ko ye jada pasand nahi hai , kyuki thakurain ko komjor aurte pasand nahi hai..


Sima



Chota beta - Vikram Singh Thakur, umr - 29 saal, iske bare mae kya bolu ye Thakur parivaar se bilkul alag hai, ek bahut hi ghatiya or ayash kisam ka adami hai ye, apne baap ke pesso se ayashi karta hai, jada tar kheto mae rahta hai or wahi aurto ke saath mouj karta hai.. Wese to iski nazar gaon ki aurto par bhi hai par apne baap or bade bhai ke dar se, ye chup rahta hai..



Chati bahu - maya Singh Thakur, umr 26 saal, Gora rang, fir body chanchal, kamar tak aate baal, kali ankhe , gulab ki pankhudi jese laal hont, iske bare mae kya kahe (kuch line Maya ki khubasurati par)



"Sochata hu teri khubsurati par kuchh likhu
Par rukh jata hu is dar se
Kahi padhne wala tera deewana na ho jaye"

Maya apne naam ki hi tarha hai, ye kisi ko bahi apne bato se apne kabu mae kar sakti hai, thakurain ke baad Haveli mae iski hi chalti hai, or thakurain bhi iski bahut izzat karti hai kyuki Thakur sahab ki ye sabse payari or padi likhi bahu hai, rahi baat Maya ki to ye bahut bade parivaar se aai hai (Vikram or Maya ke bich ek shart ki diwar hai, jiski wajha se Maya uski Biwi hai or wo uska pati)


Betiya(ye dono bhi twins sistar hai) dono ki saadi ho chuki hai, abhi full introduction nahi dunga kyuki unka abhi Story mae koi role nahi hai par naam bata deta hu


Anju Singh Thakur , umr 28 saal





Manju Singh Thakur 28 saal



To ab suru karte hai raju or Haveli

Idhar raju ki gadi Haveli ke bahar ruk gai or tino uthar gaye ,



Haveli



raju Haveli ki khubasurati dekh , usko ek tak dekhta hi raha , or usko is tarha se Haveli ko ghur ta hua dekh Bahadur bola


Bahadur- raju, ye raju kya baat hai beta, tu to Haveli ko itna ghur raha ,tu kitni baar to aa chuka hai is Haveli mae,kyu kahi is Haveli ko kharidine ka irada to nahi ho raha tera , ha, ha, ha ( or Bahadur hasne laga )


Raju- kya kaka ab bhi na kuch bhi bolte ho, meri kaha aukat ki main is Haveli ka malik ban jau, wese kaka ek baat puchu



Bahadur- ha, kyu nahi puch kya baat hai


Raju- accha kaka apko pata hai ye Haveli kitni purani hogi, matlb kab bani ye Haveli or kisane banwaya hoga isko



Bahadur- hmm bahut hi katin sawal puch liya tune raju, par jaha tak mere dadaji ne bataaya tha ye Haveli kuch nahi to kam -se -kam 200 saal purani hogi, or kyuki samay samay par iski maramat hoti hai isliye ajj bhi jandar hai ye..



Raju- are baap re 200 saal purani FIR bhi itni sundar or itni badi kya baat hai, par kaka apko pata hai, yaha kitne kamre honge..




Bahadur- ab mujko kya pata iske bare mae raju, mujko to bas malik se matlb mene kabhi Haveli ke upper ki taraf gaya hi nahi , ab or koi sawal nahi malik intajaar kar rahe honge


3 andar gaye jaha Thakur sahab Hall mae khursi par bath kar chay(tea) ki cuski le rahe the, or jab ramu ko aata dekha to chay(tea) side mae rakh diya or bole


Thakur- awo, awo ramu meri haveli mae tumhara swagat ( welcome) hai awo..


Raju agge aaya or Thakur sahab ke per chu liye, Thakur sahab ne usko asirvada bhi diya, par pahchan nahi paye or bole.


Thakur- are Bahadur ye kon hai, re hum pahchan nahi paa rahe hai, kiska ladka hai ye


Bahadur- malik app nahi pahchan paye, are ye to hamare ramu ka beta hai raju..


Thakur- kya tu, tu yahi raju hai jo bachpan mae , hamari Haveli mae bahut utpat machaya karta tha..


Raju- kya malik app bhi, wo to bachapan ki baat thi.. Ab main bada ho gaya hu ab nahi karunga esi harkat..


Thakur- tik par hameri 2 baat hamesa dhyan rakh tik hai 1 baat ki hum teri liye malik nahi babuji hai samjha, or dusri baat ye ki ab se tu kabhi bhi aa sakta hai Haveli koi rok tok nahi tere liye tik hai


Raju - tik hai mali.. Matlb babuji


Thakur- or teri jagha mere pero mae nahi re, mere dil mae ha samjha, aa gale lag ja

Raju jab Thakur sahab ke gale laga tab usko, unke man ki baat sunai di

Thakur ( man mae) - ajj hum bahut khush hue ki tu bilkul tik ho gaya, nahi to hume ramu ki chinta rahti ki uska wansh agge kese badega , or dono alag hue


Thakur- chalo beth jawo dono, Bahadur jara choti bahu ko dono ke liye kych bane ke liye bol de


Bahadur- Ji malik


Raju- nahi nahi babuji hum dono abhi to kha kar aaye hai ghar se ab or kese ..


Thakur- to kya hua beta, ye bhi tera ek ghar hi hai samjha, or dusri baat tere Bapu to chalo umr ho gai tu to abhi jawan hai, khana to padega samjha..


Ramu- accha bhaiya ye sab to chalata hi rahega hamesha, ab ne mujko yaha kyu bulaya hai, agar ye pata chal jata to accha rahta..


Thakur- ha wo bhi hum tumko bata denge ramu par ek baar bade purohit ko ane jane do, fir unke samne hi hogi baate


Ramu- bade purohit, matlb bhaiya kya kuchh melle ko lekar baat karni hai..


Thakur- ha tun bilkul sahi samje ramu melle ko lekar hi bate karni thi...


Melle ki baat sun Raju ke Khan khade ho gaye or wo bich mae hi bol pada


Raju- acha babuji apko to melle ke bare mae sab kuch pata hoga na, kya main kuch puch lu


Ramu ( bich mae hi) - Raju kya kar raha hai tu, pahle apni maa se fir mujse or ab apne babuji se bhi..wahi sawal


Thakur- are to kya hua ramu, baccha hai sawal puchega hi or ye to accha baat hai ki ye hamre melle ke bare mae jana chahta hai, ha Raju puch kya baat hai..


Raju- wo babuji amma, aur bapu se mujko itna to pata chal gaya ki, har 5-6 saal nae ek baar mella hota hai, par iska jawab inko nahi pata ki yesa hota kyu hai..


Thakur- accha to ye janana chaahata hai tu ki melle ki ye 5-6 saal mae 1 baar hone ki wajha kya hai to tik hai beta sun
- Ab ye baat to tujko pata hi hoga raju ki hamara parivaar rajvanshi hai,or humara parivaar ass-pass ke ilake ke raja hua karte the..
To baat ajj se bahut pahle ki hai, sayada hamare pardada Ji ke samay ki, us samay ye jo 36 gaon hai na ajj us samay ye sabhi hamare rajay ke andar aate the or ek samay ek bahut hi bhayankar mahamari fell gai hamre rajay mae, hamare pardada ne sab kuch kar liya par kuch sahi nahi hua FIR ek din, hamare pardada Ji ke pass hamare rajguru (ajj ka purohit) aaye or

Flashback

Bade Thakur- aaye - aaye rajguru Ji batayi kya kuch samadhn mila apko


Rajguru- Ji mahaaraaj, asal mae apke pure rajay par mahamari ki wajha ham sabhi ki hamari khuldevi (gramdevi) ke parati andekhi ka natija hai..


Bade Thakur- hum kuch samjhe nahi rajguru..


Rajguru- hum samjate hai mahaaraaj, app to jante hi hai ki, hamari khuldevi ka mandir ISI gaon ke uttar mae parantu apki or is gaon ke log na unki puja karte hai na hi unko samman dete hai ISI ki wajha se ye sab kuch ho raha hai, mata ne hume hamare gayan mae bataya hai..


Bade Thakur- tik hai hum mante hai, par kya iska koi upaay nahi hai rajguru..


Rajguru- Ji mata ne iska upaay bhi batya hai, wese unhonne jo bhi batya ,jo bhi niyam batya humne un sab ko likh liya dhyan se bahar aate hi, par jo bate abhi jaruri ha wo suniye maharaj


Bade Thakur - boliye rajguru hum sab niyam ka palan karenge


Rajguru - ji to apko or apke rajay ke har gaon ke logo ko mil kar khul devi ke mandir ka FIR se nirman karana hoga par ek paresani hogi maharaj


Bade Thakur- kon si paresani rajguru


Rajguru- maharaj mata ne kaha hai ki, mandir nirmaan ke baad, jo puja hogi wo lagabhag 30 dino tak chalegi matlb 30 dino tak lagatar puja or saath hi in 30 dino tak apke rajay mae mella ka mahol hona chaahiye


Bade Thakur- koi baat nahi rajguru hum iska sab praband kar denge app mandir ka niram or uskii puja ki tayar kijiye


Continue raju Thakur

Thakur- uske baad jesa ki devi ki agaya thi, mandir FIR se banaya gya or mella bhi laga, or kuch hi dono mae hamara rajya mahamari se mukt ho gaya, FIR agle saal ek bahut badi panchaayat lagi


Raju- par kyu babuji



Thakur- raju har saal 30 dino tak mella ye bahut katin tha kyuki isme sabhi ko saahil hona tha,


Raju - FIR kaya hua babuji


Thakur- FIR us samay rajguru ne punha mata se prathna ki ki koi raasta dijhaye unke raja or rajay ko FIR ek din rajguru ne hamare pardada ko batya ki


Flashback continues


Rajguru- maharaj us paresani ka samadan mil gaya hume, mata ne hamari madad kar di


Bade Thakur- accha kya upay hai Rajguru hum jaana chahte hai.


Rajguru- maharaj mata ke adesh ke anusar ab ye puja or mella har saal nahi, balki 5-6 saalo mae ek baar honi chaahiye or jo puja karega uske niyam bhi mata ne bataye hai.. Or wo niyam (agge lata calega)

Bade Thakur- tik hai Rajguru, hum in sabhi niyam ka palan karenge, app chinta mat kijie


Rajguru- main janta hu mahaaraaj app sabhi niyam ka palan karenge par, apki ane wali pidhi or ane wale samay mae, kahi gaon ke log ye niyam na mane or kuch bigad ba jaye


Bade Thakur- hum jante hai app kya soch rahe ho, par app iski chinta mat kijie is baare mae .. Hum hamre logo ko jante hai wo is niyam ka palan jarur karenge..


Flashback end, raju Thakur contineu


Raju- accha to ye wajha hai ki ye mella har5-6 saal mae 1 baar hota hai,

Tabhi purohit Ji bhi aa gaye or Thakur sahab ne unko bethe ka adesh bhiya..


Thakur sahab- to bataiye panditji, kya - kya niyam hai is puja ko lekar or apne ye kyu kaha ki is baar hamare parivaar se is puja mae koi nahi bath sakta shide toor par


Pandit ji - ji Thakur sahab or mene ye isliye kaha kyuki mandir mae, puja karane ke jo niyam us samay mere pardada be likhe the wo kuch is tarha se hai Thakur sahab

1- jo puja karane wala hoga wo, Thakur parivaar se ho ya ISI gaon ka koi ..

2- uski umr caahe koi bhi ho, wo sadi sudha nahi hona chaahiye..

Pandit ji - Thakur sahab iske age bhi kai niyam hai par inhi pahle ke 2 niyam hi sab kuch hai, hamese se apke parivaar ka koi puja karta aaya hai, par is baar koi kuwara nahi bacha or na hi abhi tak apke parivaar ko koi santan mili hai, har bahu abhi tak ni-

Or Pandit ji bolte bolte ruk gaye, raju sab ki tarf dekhne laga to paya ki sab, uske piche ki tarf dekh rahe, tabhi raju ke kano mae kisi ke payal ki chn-chan ki awaj gunji raju piche palta to samne jo dekha wo sayad uski zindagi ka sabase khubasoorat or hasin pal tha kyuki uski ankho ke samne ye thi




Or usko dekh raju ke maan ne ek hi baat boli

"Tujhe dekhne ke baad
Sharabi bhi peena chod de
Aisa nasha hai tere
Khoobsurat se chehre mee"


Baki agle update mae

nice update but ady sa zada to family ma he nkl.gya

 

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Update 13

Pandit ji bolte bolte ruk gaye, raju sab ki tarf dekhne laga to paya ki sab, uske piche ki tarf dekh rahe, tabhi raju ke kano mae kisi ke payal ki chn-chan ki awaj gunji raju piche palta to samne jo dekha wo sayad uski zindagi ka sabase khubasoorat or hasin pal tha kyuki uski ankho ke samne wo thi Or usko dekh raju ke maan ne ek hi baat boli

"Tujhe dekhne ke baad
Sharabi bhi peena chod de
Aisa nasha hai tere
Khoobsurat se chehre mee


Ab agge

To ye thakur sahab ki choti bahu maya thi, jo sab ke kiya chay(tea) lekar aa rahi thi..

Maya- boliye pandit Ji app ruk kyu gaye, hum bura nahi manengi, kyuki jo sach hai wo sach accha ya bura nahi..


Thakur- wo baat hoti rahegi bahu, insse milo, wese to ye kai baar aa chuka hai Haveli par, us samay tum nahi aai thi yaha par, ye raju hai, ramu ka ladka or raju ye meri choti bahu maya..


Maya or raju ne ek dusre ko dekha or dono ki nazre mili, or dono ke dil ne kuch kaha


Maya- namaste accha to app ho wo jiske bare mae sab log baat karte the, accha hai ajj mene dekh bhi liya apko ( ek muskaan)


Raju- Ji namaste bhabhi ji


Thakur- bahu tum bhi yaha bath jawo hume tumhare idea ki jarurat bhi pad sakti hai, kyuki tumhare alwo or koi dimag wala bahu to nahi hai mere pasa bath jawo


Maya - ji papa , or pandit ji app apni baat puri kijiye, bina kisi problam ke tik hai


Pandit ji- acchi baat hai choti bahu, to Thakur sahab ab apke kisi bhi betev ki koi aulad to hai na or na hi apke parivaar mae koi kuwara bacha to iss melle mae to apke parivaar ki taraf se koi bhi puja ka adhikari nahi hai, ha par app log puja mae saath jaru denge par , jo mhuky jajman hoga wo apke parivaar se nahi aa sakta..


Todi der sab chup rahe fir Thakur sahab bole


Thakur- hum apki baat samajh gaye pandit Ji, par agar hamare ghar se nahi to koi or uppay to hoga na..


Pandit Ji- Ji Thakur sahab bilkul uppay hai, jo hamare padada ne pahale se hi likh liya tha ki agar,
Agar esi koi bhi wakha aaye jab Thakur parivaar ki taraf se koi mukhy puja ka adhikari na ho to, ISI gaon ke kisi kuware ladke se ye puja karai ja sakti hai

Pandit Ji- par uska bhi 1 niyan hai Thakur sahab ki
- us ladke ki umr 15-21 saal ke bich honi chaahiye..


Thakur- accha ye kaam ki baat boli apne Pandit Ji, ramu tere bete ki umr bhi to 19-20 saal hogi na kyu na tere bete se hi is saal ki puja kara li jaye..


Ramu- ye to mere or mere bete ke bahut bade swbaghy ki baat hogi bhaiya ki, hamare gaon ki khuldevi ki puja mera beta karega kyu raju..

Raju kuch nahi bola todi der chup raha wo kuch soch raha tha or jab wo bola too, ramu ko gussa aa gaya kyuki Raju ne kaha ki


Raju- nahi babu ye tik nahi hoga

Jab raju ne kaha to ramu ko pahli baar us par gussa aya ir idhar Maya todi chok gai, kyuki ajj pahli baar kisi ne Thakur sahab ki baat ko kata tha wo bhi unke hi samane


Ramu-( jor se) - raju ye kya harkat hai, batamij teri itni himmat, ki pita saman Thakur ji ke bato ko na sirf tu man raha balki unke same hi kaat raha unki baato ko..

Isse pahle ki ramu or kuch bol pata Maya ne Thakur sahab ko isare se unko(ramu ko) ishare se chup hone ke liye bola, or Thakur sahab ko apni bahu ke upper pura viswash tha isliye unhonne ramu ko bola


Thakur- ramu shant - shant , choti bahu tum kuch bolna chahti ho raju si to bol lo


Maya- Raju tik to apne abhi na sirf apne pita ki balik hamare pita ji ki baat ko bhi mana kar diya, iski koi to wajha hogi na, ki yese hi mana kar diya apne..


Raju- ji wajha hai bhabhiji bahut badi wajha se mene mana kiya


Thakur- accha to bol beta ki kya wajha hai tere pass


Raju- yahi ki mere puja karane se apki or mere Bapu dono ki izzat gaon walo or baki ke 35 gaon walo ki nazar mae kam ho jayegi babuji


Raju ki iss baat ko ssun jo ramu abhi tak guse mae tha ir baki ke log bhi, toda gambhir ho gaye


Thakur- hamari or ramu ki izzat hum kuch samjhe nahi Raju toda khul kar bata, baat kya hai..


Raju- babuji app ko to pata hi hoga ki apki or mere babuji ki dosti ke bare mae hamara gaon hi nahi balki ass- pass ke sare gaon wale acchi tarah se jante hai


Thakur- ha bilkul beta, ye to sach hai na sirf gaon balki mere jo sahar ( city) ke dost hai wo bhi jante hai par isse izzat ka kya matlb Raju


Raju- to Pandit Ji ye batai ki jab bhi mella hone wala hota hai to iske bare mae sabhi 36 gaon mae iski jankari pahle se di jati hai ki nahi.


Pandit Ji- ha bilkul Raju melle ke 20 din pahle hi sabhi 36 gaon or bahar ke logo ko bhi jankari di jati hai ki, mella kab hoga or is baar devi ki puja ka adhikar kisko mila hai..


Raju- ha to sochiye babuji ki jab gaon walo ko ye baat pata chalegi ki, iss baar mukhy puja apke parivaar se nahi balki mere parivaar se hogi to gaon wale kya sochenge apke or Bapu ke bare mae, bhale hi wo apke samne na bole par pithouche to yahi bolenge ki, kyuki hamare parivaar se apka accha nata hai isliye apne mujko chuna nahi to or bhi bahut se parivaar hai is gaon mae unko kyu nahi, bas isliye mene naa kaha babuji, baki jese apko tik lage..


Raju ki baat sab ke dil ko chu gai, khash karke ramu or Maya ke dil ko, ramu ne Raju ke sir par payar se hath rakh bola ki


Ramu- maff kar de beta mujko to iss baat ka andaja hi nahi tha ki tu itni dur ki soch bhi sakta hai re, tune sach mae ajj mera mera or Thakur sahab ka man rakh liya beta, or main tujh par gussa dikha raha tha..


Raju- are to isame mafi ki kya baat Bapu ye apka hak hai, app mujko maar bhi sakte ho daat bhi sakte ho, app mere pita ho koi gher todi na ho wese bhi
"Narazagi or gussa dusro se rakhna chahiye apno se nahi "

Raju ki ye baat waha par maujud sabhi ke dil mae lag gai or

Thakur- wah, wah, ramu wah, jese ajj tak itne salo se tune humko hamesa sahi baat or galat nirnay lene se roka ,tik usi tatha se ajj tere bete ne bhi humko ek galat nirnay se bacha liya, hai na choti bahu..


Maya- ji bilkul pitaji par problam to wahi ki wahi hai


Thakur- kya matlb choti bahu hum kuch samjhe nahi


Maya- mana ki Raju ne bilkul sahi kaha, par agar ye nahi karega koi or karega to bhi logo ki soch to wese ki wese rahege pita ji..


Thakur- ha baat to tu tik bol rahi hai choti bahu par kar kya sakte hai koi idea hai kya kisi ke pass to boliye..


Sab shant ho gaye Raju idhara udhar dekhne laga to usne bahut sare photo or murti dekhi jine naam like hue the ( ye sab awards or medal the) jiko dekh Raju bola


Raju- bhabhiji ye sab kya hai, itne sare or in me naam bhi likhe hue hai kyu..


Maya- accha ye, ye sab to awards hai, hamara matlb jese koi baccha class mae 1-2 aata hai to usko kuch milta hai na ye sab wahi hai, inme se kuch pita ji ke hai, kuch tumhare bade bhahiya ke or kuch 2 didi ke.


Raju- or ye sab


Maya- accha ye sayad ye khusti ke vijeta ke rup mae mile hai..


Raju- babuji khusti


Thakur- ha bete pahle hamare gaon mae khusti ka bahut bada prograam hota tha, jis ne hamare bete bhi bhag lete the to ye unka hi inan hai..

Maya or Thakur sahab ki bate sun Raju ka dimag chalane laga or wo muskure laga, usko muskurate hue dekh, Maya ke dil ko ek alag hi anubhav hua or Thakur sahab bole


Thakur- kya baat hai Raju tu bahut muskura raha hai kahi tujko is paresani ka koi HAL to nahi mil gaya na


Raju- apne bilkul sahi kaha babuji mujko HAL mil gaya..


Thakur- kya itni jaldi accha hai FIR bata hum sabko kya socha hai tune


Raju- babuji kya na hum hamare gaon mae ek khusti ka mukabla rakhte hai,or is mukable ke vijeta ko or uske parivaar ko apke parivaar ke saath melle mae,khul devi ki puja karega,isse gaon wala ka manoranjana ho jaayega or sabhi ko muka bhi mil jaayega..
Or niyam (rules) ye hoga ki, jo bhi is mukable mae bhag lega uski umr 18-21 saal ke bich hogi or kuwara bhi hoga or saath hi uska gaon mae ijat ho, koi badnam na ho


Raju ki baat sabhi ko jach gai, kyuki idea bahut hi jada accha tha, tab Thakur sahab bole

Thakur- kya baat hai bete todi hi der mae tune, sab kuch soch kiya, to ye bhi bata de ki hum kab rake mukabla..


Raju- ha pandit Ji ye melle ka samay bhi nikalte hoge app to is baar kab ka muhurt hai melle ka


Pandit Ji- ha beta bilkul muhurt hai ajj se 40 din baad ka..


Raju- badiya FIR babuji app pure gaon mae is baat ka didora pitwa do ki ajj se 14 din baad kusti ka mukabla hoga, ek inam to main bata chuku hu baki app apne hisab se tay kar lijiye babuji isse hoga ye ki sab ko tayari karne mae bahut samay mil jaayega or melle mae bhi..


Thakur- bahut khub Raju beta, bahut khub kya choti bahu ..

FIR Maya ne kuch yesa kaha ki, jisko sun sab log khush ho gaye par Raju kuch or hi soch mae ghum ho gaya, yesa kya bola Maya ne uske liye



To be continued

Nice update