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Chapter-9: Hot Chocolate

Update-35
“chal... khade ho...… bahut jaanta hai ki kiska birthday kab hai.. hai na… chal khade ho aur page number 69 shuru se batana chalu kar… Bhagwan Das ke saamne gundayi... saale ghaas chhilne wale barda... koyi tujhe apne ghar me goo saaf karne ke liye bhi kaam me nahi rakhega."

School khatm hone ke baad main aur Ved, Ranjan ko dhoondhane uski class me gaye.. jaha ek taraf Jafar mujhe ghoor raha tha toh dusari taraf Riya…. Nope.. aisa bikul nahi tha. Riya ne nazaar utha kar ek baar meri taraf dekhi tak nahi, fir ghoorna toh bahut door ki baat hai. Wo toh maine aise hee flow-flow me kah diya… afterall, I’m The Narrator. so, Jafar ko maine ignore kiya aur Riya ne mujhe... Waise bhi ye is samay best tha, yaahi hona bhi chaahiye tha… kyunki mujhe is samay sirf aur sirf Ranjan se kaam tha aur yadi Riya bhi mujhe ghoorti toh mera man vichlit ho sakta tha aur isi ke sath meri yojna bhi...

“Ranjan kaha…?”bio ki class se bahar nikalte hue ek ladke se maine pucha…

“mujhe kya malum, wo sala mera dost thodi hai… donation ke chalte ek jhapad maara mujhe, subah... tu chutiya, Ranjan Chutiya”bolte hue wo chala gaya

“Ranjan ko dekha kya…?”maine ek aur ladke ko pakda…

“hath chhod mera, nahi toh hath tod dunga…. Saale ki ungaiya ke nishaan abhi tak mere gaal par hai.. tu gandmara... tera dost Ranjan gandmara”bolkar wo bhi chalta bana…

“Ved, ye bio walo ko kya ho gaya hai, dhang se baat hee nahi kar rahe…”

“ Jafar hero hai inka aur us-se tune aaj ladayi ki hai + Ranan ne pela bhi inko… itna toh normal hai…”

“achchha ye baat hai… lekin mujhe pata hai ki kaun mujhe Ranjan ke bare me batayega… aur sala ye Ranjan bina bataye gaya kaha… Karan Naik se dar toh nahi gaya…”class se bahar nikal railing se apna pichhwada tika-kar main bola…

Is dauran Riya bhi class se nikli aur ek pal ke liye hum dono ki nazare mili aur fir wo apne raaste ho li aur main wahi khada use waha se jate hue dekhta raha.

“Madhu… ek minute…”jab thodi der baad Madhu class se nikli toh maine uska naam pukara…

“Atharva….”usne bhi mera naam pukara

“tu quiz me meri team ka hissa banegi…? Physics, chemistry ke liye koyi tension nahi…lekin bio se tere ek jaisi intelligent ladki chahiye…”

“main na , tujhe soch ke batati hu, abhi mujhe Mini ke yaha jaana hai fir main aur Mini gup-chup aur hot chocolate khane jayenge.. fir main jab ghar aaungi toh yoga karungi tab is baare me sochungi aur tujhe call karke bata dungi… okkkkkkkkkkk...”

“okkkkkkkk”

“ par yadi call nahi ki toh tu mujhe call karke pareshan mat karne lagna ki , meri quiz team me aa jao… tujhe toh pata hee hoga ki last year bio me mere 75 me 73 number aaye the aur bio me main bahut intelligent hu… lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki tu jo bolega main wo karungi… mujhe pareshan mat karna call karke, warna main Principal sir se complain kar dungi teri... samjha…”

“maaaaadhaarchod…”Madhu ki baat sun Ved badbadaya aur main apni aankho ke sath-sath apna sar malne laga

“ kuch bola kya tune.... Vedu…?”

“Vedu...? what the fuuuu....”main hansa

“tu kyun hans raha hai Bhattu....”

“Bhattu..? what the fuuuu...”abki baar Ved hansa

“Vedu... bata naaaaa kya bola....”hum dono ke chup-chap aise hasne se pareshan hokar Madhu boli

“meri kya majaal jo main aapke saamne kuch bolu… waise Ranjan ko dekha hai kya aapne…?”Madhu ke muh se Vedu sun ... Ved khud par control karke seedhe point pe aaya

“yahi school me dekha hai…”

“kab…?”Ved ne puchha

“jab wo lunch me donation collect karne ke baad aaya tha”

“kaha gaya…? Kuch pata hai?”

“ghar… shayad…”

“chal thik hai… botal-chor … nikal ab….”

“tu botalchor….. Vedu….”

Madhu ke jaane ke baad main aur Ved gate ki taraf badhe, is dauran humne Ranjan ko kayi baar call kiya… ring toh jaa rahi thi, par Ranjan call receive nahi kar raha tha…

“toh plan cancel…?”mobile jeb me rakhte hue Ved bola

“cancel kyun karenge… tu ek kaam kar , tu gate ke bahar mera intezaaar kar… main Sanjana se milke aata hu…”

“kyunn… ab toh use tujhse milna chahiye… naa ki tujhe , us-se”

“bahut ghamandi hai wo… aage se kabhi baat nahi karegi… ab tujhe hee dekh le, tune jab se us-se baat karna band kiya hai, wo tujhse baat ki kya…? Aur main nahi chahta ki mere sath bhi yahi ho … main faltu ki akad me rishte barbad nahi karta”

“kitni bar bola hai ki , tu thoda akad kar raha kar... anyway, bas 5 min gate ke baahar intezaar karunga tera… itni der me yadi aaya toh thik nahi toh mujhe jo milega main usi ke sath nikal lunga…”

.

Main neeche seedhi ke paas khada ho gaya aur Sanjana ka intezaar karne laga… Sanjana jab apne class se nikli thi toh maine use dekh liya tha, wo akeli apne hee khayalo me khoyi hui seedhiyo se neeche utar rahi thi aur jab wo paas aayi toh main dusari taraf apna chehra karke mobile me kisi se baat karne ki acting karne laga aur kuch der aise hee baat karta raha, jab tak ki wo mere aur paas nahi aa gayi… jaha se wo mujhe sun sake aur meri aawaz sunkar hee mujhe pahchan sake

“Athaaa..rrr...vvvaaa…”lambi-lambi saanse lete hue wo boli aur mera itna sun-na tha ki main turant peechhe palat kar uski taraf khiska

“kyuunn... aakhir aa hee gayi meri yaad…kya bola tha subah ki 5000 ki jaroorat hai… tune 5000 manga, maine char guna de diya aur rahi baat ki jab 2-3 aadmi ek saath aa jayenge toh main tujhe kaise protect karunga… toh ek baat batau, tab tujhe Karan Naik bhi nahi bacha payega… pel toh kal main hee deta use, par fir tera jija hai , soch ke chhod diya…”

“I’m sorry…”kahte hue Sanjana mere oor thoda khiski

Aur use aisa karte dekh mere hontho par ek feeki muskan aa gayi, meri feeki muskan dekh uske hontho pe bhi feeki muskan ki ek lahar daudi… par main us feeki muskan ke peechhe ke sach ko nahi pahchan paaya tha aur pahchanta bhi kaise… mujhe kaise pata hota ki iske aage kya hone wala hai… us pal sanjana ektak mujhe dekhti rahi aur main use… use dekhte hue maine apni ek aankh mali toh uski feeki muskan aur badh gayi… jiske baad main apni dusari aankh malne laga is dauran wo muskurate hue dheere-dheere mere paas aati rahi aur fir itne paas aa gayi ki main idhar-udhar dekhne laga... uski aankhe ab band ho chuki thi aur chehra itne paas ki peechhe se yadi halka sa hawa kaa jhoka bhi aata toh.............

“so gayi kya tu khade-khade.....”Sanjana ko pakadkar jordar tareeke se hilaate hue maine kaha “….chal thik main chalta hoon.. Ved mera bahar intezaar kar raha hai…”

jaise hee mujhe achanak se baahar khada Ved yaad aaya toh main bola aur Sanjana ki aankhe turant khul gayi aur wo ekdum se peechhe hat gayi…

“ paise collect aur count karke maine principal office me pahucha diya hai, tujhe waha se mil jayega…”

“mil gaya mujhe…”

“toh fir main chalu…?”

“kyun, mere sath nahi jayega aaj…”

“ Karan Naik sir bahar intezaar kar rahe hai tera…wo dekh. waise bhi Ved ke sath paidal jaate hue… 2-3 dukan me rukte hue, ladkiya taadte hue, 2- 4 logo se ladte hue, unki maa-behan ek karte hue ghar jaane ka maja hee kuch aur hai… aur tu chahti hai ki main tere sath jaun… jaha tu rapidfire khel-khel ke mujhe kohni maaregi... Nope, babes... waise bhi Ved ko already bahar rukne ka bol chuka hoon aur Atharva Singh daruha ho sakta hai par dhokebaaz nahi...”

“ek peg me ludhak jaata hai aur khud ko daruha bola raha... chal ho gaya. Bye... pahle mujhe jaane de…”

“chal kat le fir…”

“bye dumb-dumb…”

“dumb-dumb kyun bolti hai mujhe tu, itna hoshiyar toh hu main…”

“ek din samajh jayega…”
 
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School khatm hone ke baad main aur Ved, Ranjan ko dhoondhane uski class me gaye.. jaha ek taraf Jafar mujhe ghoor raha tha toh dusari taraf Riya…. Nope.. aisa bikul nahi tha. Riya ne nazaar utha kar ek baar meri taraf dekhi tak nahi, fir ghoorna toh bahut door ki baat hai. Wo toh maine aise hee flow-flow me kah diya… afterall, I’m The Narrator. so, Jafar ko maine ignore kiya aur Riya ne mujhe... Waise bhi ye is samay best tha, yaahi hona bhi chaahiye tha… kyunki mujhe is samay sirf aur sirf Ranjan se kaam tha aur yadi Riya bhi mujhe ghoorti toh mera man vichlit ho sakta tha aur isi ke sath meri yojna bhi...

“Ranjan kaha…?”bio ki class se bahar nikalte hue ek ladke se maine pucha…

“mujhe kya malum, wo sala mera dost thodi hai… donation ke chalte ek jhapad maara mujhe, subah... tu chutiya, Ranjan Chutiya”bolte hue wo chala gaya

“Ranjan ko dekha kya…?”maine ek aur ladke ko pakda…

“hath chhod mera, nahi toh hath tod dunga…. Saale ki ungaiya ke nishaan abhi tak mere gaal par hai.. tu gandmara... tera dost Ranjan gandmara”bolkar wo bhi chalta bana…

“Ved, ye bio walo ko kya ho gaya hai, dhang se baat hee nahi kar rahe…”

“ Jafar hero hai inka aur us-se tune aaj ladayi ki hai + Ranan ne pela bhi inko… itna toh normal hai…”

“achchha ye baat hai… lekin mujhe pata hai ki kaun mujhe Ranjan ke bare me batayega… aur sala ye Ranjan bina bataye gaya kaha… Karan Naik se dar toh nahi gaya…”class se bahar nikal railing se apna pichhwada tika-kar main bola…

Is dauran Riya bhi class se nikli aur ek pal ke liye hum dono ki nazare mili aur fir wo apne raaste ho li aur main wahi khada use waha se jate hue dekhta raha.

“Madhu… ek minute…”jab thodi der baad Madhu class se nikli toh maine uska naam pukara…

“Atharva….”usne bhi mera naam pukara

“tu quiz me meri team ka hissa banegi…? Physics, chemistry ke liye koyi tension nahi…lekin bio se tere ek jaisi intelligent ladki chahiye…”

“main na , tujhe soch ke batati hu, abhi mujhe Mini ke yaha jaana hai fir main aur Mini gup-chup aur hot chocolate khane jayenge.. fir main jab ghar aaungi toh yoga karungi tab is baare me sochungi aur tujhe call karke bata dungi… okkkkkkkkkkk...”

“okkkkkkkk”

“ par yadi call nahi ki toh tu mujhe call karke pareshan mat karne lagna ki , meri quiz team me aa jao… tujhe toh pata hee hoga ki last year bio me mere 75 me 73 number aaye the aur bio me main bahut intelligent hu… lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki tu jo bolega main wo karungi… mujhe pareshan mat karna call karke, warna main Principal sir se complain kar dungi teri... samjha…”

“maaaaadhaarchod…”Madhu ki baat sun Ved badbadaya aur main apni aankho ke sath-sath apna sar malne laga

“ kuch bola kya tune.... Vedu…?”

“Vedu...? what the fuuuu....”main hansa

“tu kyun hans raha hai Bhattu....”

“Bhattu..? what the fuuuu...”abki baar Ved hansa

“Vedu... bata naaaaa kya bola....”hum dono ke chup-chap aise hasne se pareshan hokar Madhu boli

“meri kya majaal jo main aapke saamne kuch bolu… waise Ranjan ko dekha hai kya aapne…?”Madhu ke muh se Vedu sun ... Ved khud par control karke seedhe point pe aaya

“yahi school me dekha hai…”

“kab…?”Ved ne puchha

“jab wo lunch me donation collect karne ke baad aaya tha”

“kaha gaya…? Kuch pata hai?”

“ghar… shayad…”

“chal thik hai… botal-chor … nikal ab….”

“tu botalchor….. Vedu….”

Madhu ke jaane ke baad main aur Ved gate ki taraf badhe, is dauran humne Ranjan ko kayi baar call kiya… ring toh jaa rahi thi, par Ranjan call receive nahi kar raha tha…

“toh plan cancel…?”mobile jeb me rakhte hue Ved bola

“cancel kyun karenge… tu ek kaam kar , tu gate ke bahar mera intezaaar kar… main Sanjana se milke aata hu…”

“kyunn… ab toh use tujhse milna chahiye… naa ki tujhe , us-se”

“bahut ghamandi hai wo… aage se kabhi baat nahi karegi… ab tujhe hee dekh le, tune jab se us-se baat karna band kiya hai, wo tujhse baat ki kya…? Aur main nahi chahta ki mere sath bhi yahi ho … main faltu ki akad me rishte barbad nahi karta”

“kitni bar bola hai ki , tu thoda akad kar raha kar... anyway, bas 5 min gate ke baahar intezaar karunga tera… itni der me yadi aaya toh thik nahi toh mujhe jo milega main usi ke sath nikal lunga…”

.

Main neeche seedhi ke paas khada ho gaya aur Sanjana ka intezaar karne laga… Sanjana jab apne class se nikli thi toh maine use dekh liya tha, wo akeli apne hee khayalo me khoyi hui seedhiyo se neeche utar rahi thi aur jab wo paas aayi toh main dusari taraf apna chehra karke mobile me kisi se baat karne ki acting karne laga aur kuch der aise hee baat karta raha, jab tak ki wo mere aur paas nahi aa gayi… jaha se wo mujhe sun sake aur meri aawaz sunkar hee mujhe pahchan sake

“Athaaa..rrr...vvvaaa…”lambi-lambi saanse lete hue wo boli aur mera itna sun-na tha ki main turant peechhe palat kar uski taraf khiska

“kyuunn... aakhir aa hee gayi meri yaad…kya bola tha subah ki 5000 ki jaroorat hai… tune 5000 manga, maine char guna de diya aur rahi baat ki jab 2-3 aadmi ek saath aa jayenge toh main tujhe kaise protect karunga… toh ek baat batau, tab tujhe Karan Naik bhi nahi bacha payega… pel toh kal main hee deta use, par fir tera jija hai , soch ke chhod diya…”

“I’m sorry…”kahte hue Sanjana mere oor thoda khiski

Aur use aisa karte dekh mere hontho par ek feeki muskan aa gayi, meri feeki muskan dekh uske hontho pe bhi feeki muskan ki ek lahar daudi… par main us feeki muskan ke peechhe ke sach ko nahi pahchan paaya tha aur pahchanta bhi kaise… mujhe kaise pata hota ki iske aage kya hone wala hai… us pal sanjana ektak mujhe dekhti rahi aur main use… use dekhte hue maine apni ek aankh mali toh uski feeki muskan aur badh gayi… jiske baad main apni dusari aankh malne laga is dauran wo muskurate hue dheere-dheere mere paas aati rahi aur fir itne paas aa gayi ki main idhar-udhar dekhne laga... uski aankhe ab band ho chuki thi aur chehra itne paas ki peechhe se yadi halka sa hawa kaa jhoka bhi aata toh.............

“so gayi kya tu khade-khade.....”Sanjana ko pakadkar jordar tareeke se hilaate hue maine kaha “….chal thik main chalta hoon.. Ved mera bahar intezaar kar raha hai…”

jaise hee mujhe achanak se baahar khada Ved yaad aaya toh main bola aur Sanjana ki aankhe turant khul gayi aur wo ekdum se peechhe hat gayi…

“ paise collect aur count karke maine principal office me pahucha diya hai, tujhe waha se mil jayega…”

“mil gaya mujhe…”

“toh fir main chalu…?”

“kyun, mere sath nahi jayega aaj…”

“ Karan Naik sir bahar intezaar kar rahe hai tera…wo dekh. waise bhi Ved ke sath paidal jaate hue… 2-3 dukan me rukte hue, ladkiya taadte hue, 2- 4 logo se ladte hue, unki maa-behan ek karte hue ghar jaane ka maja hee kuch aur hai… aur tu chahti hai ki main tere sath jaun… jaha tu rapidfire khel-khel ke mujhe kohni maaregi... Nope, babes... waise bhi Ved ko already bahar rukne ka bol chuka hoon aur Atharva Singh daruha ho sakta hai par dhokebaaz nahi...”

“ek peg me ludhak jaata hai aur khud ko daruha bola raha... chal ho gaya. Bye... pahle mujhe jaane de…”

“chal kat le fir…”

“bye dumb-dumb…”

“dumb-dumb kyun bolti hai mujhe tu, itna hoshiyar toh hu main…”

“ek din samajh jayega…”
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“Jafar, Gupta ki class hai…. Pelega yadi late hua tha…”

“toh…? mujhe us-se kya… waha toh pelayega hee, yaha bhi pelayega”

“abey hat na saamne se….”Jafar ko kinare karke main aage badha par Jafar ne peechhe se achanak mera shirt daboch liya aur shirt naa fate is dar se mujhe rukna pada....

“bahut smart banta hai tu…”wo bola aur shirt pakadkar hee mujhe peechhe kheechne laga... shirt naa fat jaye , isliye main peechhe aane laga.. ye shirt isi saal li thi maine. Baapu dusara nahi kharidega yadi fat gayi toh...

“abey teri problem kya hai… mujhse…”jab Jafar ne shirt kheechna band kiya toh peechhe palat kar main jhallaya

“problem ye hai ki, lawda tu kuch din se Sanjana ke kuch jyada hee close nahi ho raha…? girlfriend meri hai wo par uski mom ke liye donation campaign tu chala raha hai… girlfriend meri hai, par raat-raat ko us-se milne tu jaata hai... sach bata... use chodna chahta hai na..? uski maa ki bimari ka sahara lekar…”

“apna ilaaj kara tu aur yadi ilaaz ke liye paise kam padenge toh mujhe bata dena, tere liye bhi donation campaign chalaa dunga… ab chhod”

“aukaat me rah , tu… sale bhatti… jitna bada tera ghar hain na , utna bada mere ghar ka sirf bathroom hai…”

“haan toh , mere ghar me teri tarah 20-20 aadmi nahi rahte hai, family planning bhi koyi chiz hoti hai aur … aur… government quarter aise hee hote hai, jaise mera ghar hai. teri tarah kirane ki dukan me baithkar gaand dhone wala saboon nahi bechta main…”

Mujhe ye nahi kahna chahiye tha, maine Jafar par personal attack kar diya tha. Waise shuruat usne ki thi, par maine ise bahut aage badha diya tha. Mera irada bilkul aisa nahi tha… bas jald se jald class pahuchne ki tension me aur Gupta ji ke dar ke kaaran mere mann me jo aaya maine bol diya par tab tak Jafar par iska asar ho chuka tha…. teer kamaan se nikal chuka tha, isliye lakshya bhed toh hona hee tha aur wo hua bhi

“dobaraaa…”Jafar ne dono hatho se mujhe dhakka diya aur main peechhe deewar se buri tarah takraya…

“dobara, mere family aur dhandhe ke bare me kuch mat bolna… chori karke nahi khate hai, khud ka business hai… khud se kama ke khate hai…”mere paas aakar Jafar chillaya

Jab Chillate hue Jafar mere paas aaya toh maine uski gardan ko turant dono hath se dabocha aur puri taqat se maine bhi use dhakka diya… jiske kaaran pahle toh peechhe hote hue wo ladkhadayaa aur fir ladkhadate hue jor se neeche gira…

“toh tu bhi meri family ke bare me kuch mat bolna …. Mera baap bhi kama ke khilata hai, chori nahi karta…”

Jafar ke girne se tez aawaz hui thi jiske karan agal-bagal ke class ke kuch ladke-ladkiya, jo lunch ke baad class me ghus gaye the… wo baahar aane lage. Jafar neeche pade-pade rakt tapt aankho se mujhe sirf ghoorta raha aur main apna shirt, tie sahi karte hue, apne kandhe ki haddi ko sahlate hue waha se apne class ki taraf badha, jaha …Gupta ji class me dastak de chuke the. Acha hua, jo humari class door thi. Warna kahi Gupta ji baahar nikal gaye hote toh.. mujhe aur Jafar ko yahi se neeche ground me fek dete...
are ye mamla to personal level pe aa gaya tha... waise dosh jafar ka hai.. usine pehle suruwat ki..
“may I come in… sir”

“come in…”

“ sorry sir… late ho gaya” dono shoulder hilate-dulate main class me ghusa… “ kitna jor se deewar me dhakka diya hai, BC…. Maano Haddi toot gayi ho, utna dard ho raha hai... Mammi ko kya bataunga... jab wo haldi-namak se sekayi karengi toh...... bol dunga ... ki Ved dhakka de diya tha seedhi me.... fir Ved ki pelayi hogi, uske ghar me... maza aayega...”

.

Gupta ji jo apna alag sa register bana ke rakhte the, unhone pahle usme sabka attendance liya aur fir apna pravachan chalu kiya….

“ye Metallurgy wala chapter aap log class 8th me padh chuke hai, isliye ye main nahi padhunga... next chapter... S-block Elements... ye aap log class 9th me padh chuke hai, ise bhi main nahi padhaunga.... next. Next me hai p-block element ise bhi mota-mota class 9th me padh chuke ho... isliye ise bhi khud se padh lena.. main nahi padhaunga... agla.. arey isko bhi toh 10th me padh chuke ho.... is tarah se tum logo ka chemistry syllabus pura hua aur parso test lunga, pure chemistry ka.. jisme 11th ki chemistry ke bhi question rahenge... test 20 number ka hoga aur Jo bhi 20 number se kam paaya. Aadha number bhi kam paaya toh soch lena.... ki uska kya hashra hoga.... any doubt...?”
lo kar lo baat..
ek hi baar mein syllabus khatam aur sath hi exam bhi aur results chahiye aur to aur jisne bhi 20 number se kam marks mila uski khair nahi.. :doh:
are ye Gupta ji to sach gundayi par utar aaye hai.. wo bhi next level pe..
2 minute me gupta ji ne chemistry ka pura syllabus complete kar diya , jise sunkar hee humari fat ke chauraha ho gayi... matlab.. kuch bhi behanchod... uske baad puchhta alag se hai ki... any doubt...? bhosdike.. padhaya hee kya hai tune, jo doubt rahega...

“abey bologe... kisi ko koyi prashn puchhna hai ya nahi...”

Puri class ki ab bhi fati padi thi... 2 minute me syllabus khatm hone ke kaaran.. ulta parso test. Upar se 11th ki bhi chemistry ke question, upar se 20 me se 20 bhi paana tha... isliye sab shocked the aur abki baar bhi kisi ne koyi jawab nahi diya....

“mar gaye kya saalo. Muh me chhed nahi hai kya.”
:lol: :roflol:
ye kaisi bhasha prayog mein la rahe hai Gupta ji... :D
“yessss sir.... humara matlab no sir... no doubt”aadhe se adhik students baukhlate hue bole... koyi aage bola, toh koyi peechhe aur jo bilkul hee chhoot gaye the, wo baad me alag-alag se bole...

“ rhythm kaha hai...? ek sath bolna hai sabko. Aise yuddh karoge seema par... waha order milne par ek sath taal me taal, sur me sur mila kar firing karni padti hai.. aur ek tum log ho, saale septic tank saaf karne aate ho. maine yaha itni mehnat se pure school me sabse pahle apne subject ka syllabus khatm kar diya aur tum log ek sath bol tak nahi paa rahe ho... ekdum napunshak ho gaye kaa be... tum log seekhte kyun nahi ho … abhi seekh jao, ki 24*7 hume koyi dekh raha hai, bhale hee chahe koyi dekhe ya na dekhe… so bhi rahe ho toh, mind active rahna chahiye… sapne me bhi yadi koyi tumse kisi question ka answer ya fir answer ka question puchhe toh khatt se jawab nikalna chahiye. ye koshish karo ki sapne me bhi tumse koyi galti na ho aur yadi abhi ye sikh gaye toh fir bhavishya me tumse koyi galti nahi hogi…. Meri tarah kab banoge tum log”Corundum ko condom bolne pe us din Gupta ji ne jis ladke ko pela tha , uski taraf dekh kar muskurate hue bole… “kyun jiii… corundum… bahut hasi aa rahi thi us din…”
Seema pe yudh karna :roflol: aare abhi 12th bhi paas nahi un bachho ko ek hi baar mein border hi bhej diya Gupta ji ne.. :lol:
septic tank saaf karne wale :roflol:
are kabhi fauji bana dete students ko to kabhi septic tank saaf karne wale... are bechare students akhir kare bhi to kya kare.. :D

“madhaaarchod, pahle pel diya aur ab hans raha hai…”us ladke ne mann me bola…

aur us ladke ke mann ki baat mujhe kaise pata….? Aissseeeee…. 2 point… chalo, fir se chadha lo apne upar. bataya toh tha ki ye mujhe isliye pata hai kyunki yadi main uski jagah hota toh main bhi us samay yahi sochta… same concept… matlab khud ko uski jagah rakh ke dekho… khair Gupta ji ne bolna jaari rakha…

“kyun ji Arman , thik bol raha hoon na.... arey nahi... Arman nahi... Atharva... kyun ji Atharva... kya shabd bola tha tumne aaj hotel me... Sitiya-baji... jo Government school ke ladke karte hai bus stand me..?”

Maine haan me sar hilaya par tab tak kuch log hans pade the... jiski shuruat saamne baithi ladkiyo ne ki thi... hasne ki vajah shayad ye thi ki Gupta ji ne mera naam ki bajay khud ko pelne waale ka naam le liya tha... aur saari class bas isi baat par has padi... sabse jyada khi-khi saamne baithi ladkiya kar rahi thi...

“kya khi-khi re.. kya khii-khii...... chutiya ho gayi ho kya...”

Gupta ji ke muh se apne liye chutiya shabd sunte hee ladkiyo ki ulti saans chalne lagi aur wo sab ekdum se ekpal me shaant ho gayi... khair Gupta ji ne bolna chaalu rakha. Waise bhi syllabus khatm ho gaya tha toh, jab tak Sunayana mam nahi aati, tab tak Gupta ji prakop hume har roj lagatar do periods jhelna tha.

“aur kuch log toh aise bhi hai, jinhe Saxsena sir… itna importance dete hai… jo bachpan se is school me padh rahe hai aur khud ko itna hoshiyaar samajhte hai ki prayer me hee so jaate hai aur sochte hai ki unhe koyi nahi dekh raha…. Lekin wo nahi jaante ki meri nazar har samay, har pal unpar hee rahti hai… Bhagwan Das Gupta aise hee thodi naam hai mera… ek baar me ek hazar ladko par nazar rakh sakta hu main…. Kyun jiii Atharva, bhaiya… sahi bol raha hu na…”

“yes sir… sorry sir…”khade hokar maine apna sar jhuka liya

“baith ja… birthday hai toh baksh diya….”

“birthday…. Kiska birthday… ? Atharva ka.... wo toh last month tha kya… sir ?, isne shayad aapko jhooth bola hai.. aaj iska birthday nahi hai...”Gupta ke saamne baithe ek ladke ne turant kaha.. pata nahi saale ki kaun si dushmani thi... bhosdika nagdi gang ka member hoga.

“pata hai , mujhe… itna ullu nahi hu main… lunch ke baad jakar records me dekh liya tha… par lunch me, jab tum sab apne maaa-baap ka paisa idhar-udhar haha-hihi-huhu karne me barbaad kar rahe the toh ye mujhse directly milkar indirectly apologize kiya… jo ki aaj tak tum me se kisi ne kahi kiya… “apni chair me hee sawar Gupta ji ne wahi se saamne baithe ladke ka baal pakda aur use kheench kar bench se neeche gira diya

“chal... khade ho...… bahut jaanta hai ki kiska birthday kab hai.. hai na… chal khade ho aur page number 69 shuru se batana chalu kar… Bhagwan Das ke saamne gundayi... saale ghaas chhilne wale barda... koyi tujhe apne ghar me goo saaf karne ke kaam bhi me nahi rakhega. ”
:lol: :roflol:
lo yeh ek aur shikar bana.. wo soch raha hoga ki chalo ishi bahane is atharva ko fansha diya jaye par wo khud fansh gaya Gupta ji ke jaal mein..
Gupta ji ke rules
1. kabhi bhi unke samne gundayi na kariyo chahe directly ho ya indirectly.. warna saza ke liye taiyar ho jaye students..
2. kabhi unke questions ka answer mat do.. warna saza ke liye taiyar ho jaye students..
3 students ki hoshiyari unhe katayi pasand nahi aur class mein hoshiyari ki to saza ke liye ready hi jaye students...

bichare students :sigh2:
Khair... is shikar ke sath ab kya karne wale hai, maar maar ke ghasitenge ya phir ghasit ghasit kar maarenge :D
Let's see what happens next
Brilliant update with awesome writing skills gyani sir :applause: :applause:
 

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Chapter-9: Hot Chocolate

Update-35


School khatm hone ke baad main aur Ved, Ranjan ko dhoondhane uski class me gaye.. jaha ek taraf Jafar mujhe ghoor raha tha toh dusari taraf Riya…. Nope.. aisa bikul nahi tha. Riya ne nazaar utha kar ek baar meri taraf dekhi tak nahi, fir ghoorna toh bahut door ki baat hai. Wo toh maine aise hee flow-flow me kah diya… afterall, I’m The Narrator. so, Jafar ko maine ignore kiya aur Riya ne mujhe... Waise bhi ye is samay best tha, yaahi hona bhi chaahiye tha… kyunki mujhe is samay sirf aur sirf Ranjan se kaam tha aur yadi Riya bhi mujhe ghoorti toh mera man vichlit ho sakta tha aur isi ke sath meri yojna bhi...

“Ranjan kaha…?”bio ki class se bahar nikalte hue ek ladke se maine pucha…

“mujhe kya malum, wo sala mera dost thodi hai… donation ke chalte ek jhapad maara mujhe, subah... tu chutiya, Ranjan Chutiya”bolte hue wo chala gaya

“Ranjan ko dekha kya…?”maine ek aur ladke ko pakda…

“hath chhod mera, nahi toh hath tod dunga…. Saale ki ungaiya ke nishaan abhi tak mere gaal par hai.. tu gandmara... tera dost Ranjan gandmara”bolkar wo bhi chalta bana…

“Ved, ye bio walo ko kya ho gaya hai, dhang se baat hee nahi kar rahe…”

“ Jafar hero hai inka aur us-se tune aaj ladayi ki hai + Ranan ne pela bhi inko… itna toh normal hai…”

“achchha ye baat hai… lekin mujhe pata hai ki kaun mujhe Ranjan ke bare me batayega… aur sala ye Ranjan bina bataye gaya kaha… Karan Naik se dar toh nahi gaya…”class se bahar nikal railing se apna pichhwada tika-kar main bola…

Is dauran Riya bhi class se nikli aur ek pal ke liye hum dono ki nazare mili aur fir wo apne raaste ho li aur main wahi khada use waha se jate hue dekhta raha.

“Madhu… ek minute…”jab thodi der baad Madhu class se nikli toh maine uska naam pukara…

“Atharva….”usne bhi mera naam pukara

“tu quiz me meri team ka hissa banegi…? Physics, chemistry ke liye koyi tension nahi…lekin bio se tere ek jaisi intelligent ladki chahiye…”

“main na , tujhe soch ke batati hu, abhi mujhe Mini ke yaha jaana hai fir main aur Mini gup-chup aur hot chocolate khane jayenge.. fir main jab ghar aaungi toh yoga karungi tab is baare me sochungi aur tujhe call karke bata dungi… okkkkkkkkkkk...”

“okkkkkkkk”

“ par yadi call nahi ki toh tu mujhe call karke pareshan mat karne lagna ki , meri quiz team me aa jao… tujhe toh pata hee hoga ki last year bio me mere 75 me 73 number aaye the aur bio me main bahut intelligent hu… lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki tu jo bolega main wo karungi… mujhe pareshan mat karna call karke, warna main Principal sir se complain kar dungi teri... samjha…”

“maaaaadhaarchod…”Madhu ki baat sun Ved badbadaya aur main apni aankho ke sath-sath apna sar malne laga

“ kuch bola kya tune.... Vedu…?”

“Vedu...? what the fuuuu....”main hansa

“tu kyun hans raha hai Bhattu....”

“Bhattu..? what the fuuuu...”abki baar Ved hansa

“Vedu... bata naaaaa kya bola....”hum dono ke chup-chap aise hasne se pareshan hokar Madhu boli

“meri kya majaal jo main aapke saamne kuch bolu… waise Ranjan ko dekha hai kya aapne…?”Madhu ke muh se Vedu sun ... Ved khud par control karke seedhe point pe aaya

“yahi school me dekha hai…”

“kab…?”Ved ne puchha

“jab wo lunch me donation collect karne ke baad aaya tha”

“kaha gaya…? Kuch pata hai?”

“ghar… shayad…”

“chal thik hai… botal-chor … nikal ab….”

“tu botalchor….. Vedu….”

Madhu ke jaane ke baad main aur Ved gate ki taraf badhe, is dauran humne Ranjan ko kayi baar call kiya… ring toh jaa rahi thi, par Ranjan call receive nahi kar raha tha…

“toh plan cancel…?”mobile jeb me rakhte hue Ved bola

“cancel kyun karenge… tu ek kaam kar , tu gate ke bahar mera intezaaar kar… main Sanjana se milke aata hu…”

“kyunn… ab toh use tujhse milna chahiye… naa ki tujhe , us-se”

“bahut ghamandi hai wo… aage se kabhi baat nahi karegi… ab tujhe hee dekh le, tune jab se us-se baat karna band kiya hai, wo tujhse baat ki kya…? Aur main nahi chahta ki mere sath bhi yahi ho … main faltu ki akad me rishte barbad nahi karta”

“kitni bar bola hai ki , tu thoda akad kar raha kar... anyway, bas 5 min gate ke baahar intezaar karunga tera… itni der me yadi aaya toh thik nahi toh mujhe jo milega main usi ke sath nikal lunga…”

.

Main neeche seedhi ke paas khada ho gaya aur Sanjana ka intezaar karne laga… Sanjana jab apne class se nikli thi toh maine use dekh liya tha, wo akeli apne hee khayalo me khoyi hui seedhiyo se neeche utar rahi thi aur jab wo paas aayi toh main dusari taraf apna chehra karke mobile me kisi se baat karne ki acting karne laga aur kuch der aise hee baat karta raha, jab tak ki wo mere aur paas nahi aa gayi… jaha se wo mujhe sun sake aur meri aawaz sunkar hee mujhe pahchan sake

“Athaaa..rrr...vvvaaa…”lambi-lambi saanse lete hue wo boli aur mera itna sun-na tha ki main turant peechhe palat kar uski taraf khiska

“kyuunn... aakhir aa hee gayi meri yaad…kya bola tha subah ki 5000 ki jaroorat hai… tune 5000 manga, maine char guna de diya aur rahi baat ki jab 2-3 aadmi ek saath aa jayenge toh main tujhe kaise protect karunga… toh ek baat batau, tab tujhe Karan Naik bhi nahi bacha payega… pel toh kal main hee deta use, par fir tera jija hai , soch ke chhod diya…”

“I’m sorry…”kahte hue Sanjana mere oor thoda khiski

Aur use aisa karte dekh mere hontho par ek feeki muskan aa gayi, meri feeki muskan dekh uske hontho pe bhi feeki muskan ki ek lahar daudi… par main us feeki muskan ke peechhe ke sach ko nahi pahchan paaya tha aur pahchanta bhi kaise… mujhe kaise pata hota ki iske aage kya hone wala hai… us pal sanjana ektak mujhe dekhti rahi aur main use… use dekhte hue maine apni ek aankh mali toh uski feeki muskan aur badh gayi… jiske baad main apni dusari aankh malne laga is dauran wo muskurate hue dheere-dheere mere paas aati rahi aur fir itne paas aa gayi ki main idhar-udhar dekhne laga... uski aankhe ab band ho chuki thi aur chehra itne paas ki peechhe se yadi halka sa hawa kaa jhoka bhi aata toh.............

“so gayi kya tu khade-khade.....”Sanjana ko pakadkar jordar tareeke se hilaate hue maine kaha “….chal thik main chalta hoon.. Ved mera bahar intezaar kar raha hai…”

jaise hee mujhe achanak se baahar khada Ved yaad aaya toh main bola aur Sanjana ki aankhe turant khul gayi aur wo ekdum se peechhe hat gayi…

“ paise collect aur count karke maine principal office me pahucha diya hai, tujhe waha se mil jayega…”

“mil gaya mujhe…”

“toh fir main chalu…?”

“kyun, mere sath nahi jayega aaj…”

“ Karan Naik sir bahar intezaar kar rahe hai tera…wo dekh. waise bhi Ved ke sath paidal jaate hue… 2-3 dukan me rukte hue, ladkiya taadte hue, 2- 4 logo se ladte hue, unki maa-behan ek karte hue ghar jaane ka maja hee kuch aur hai… aur tu chahti hai ki main tere sath jaun… jaha tu rapidfire khel-khel ke mujhe kohni maaregi... Nope, babes... waise bhi Ved ko already bahar rukne ka bol chuka hoon aur Atharva Singh daruha ho sakta hai par dhokebaaz nahi...”

“ek peg me ludhak jaata hai aur khud ko daruha bola raha... chal ho gaya. Bye... pahle mujhe jaane de…”

“chal kat le fir…”

“bye dumb-dumb…”

“dumb-dumb kyun bolti hai mujhe tu, itna hoshiyar toh hu main…”

“ek din samajh jayega…”
gaur karne wali baat ye hai ki Yeh ranjan akhir gaya kaha.. kahi sachme to nahi dar gaya us Naik se..
waise wo darne walo mein se nahi..
Kuch to wajah hai us fiki mushkuharat k piche
I think sanjana ke dil mein mein kuch to soft corner hai atharva ke liye par shayad is baat ka ehsaas nahi atharva ko...
Khair let's see what happens next
Brilliant update with awesome writing skills gyani sir :applause: :applause:
 

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mast update ...ye madhu kuch jyada hi bhaw kha rahi thi jab atharva ne quiz ke liye puchha ..

ab usko chocolate khana hai ,,dost se baate karni hai aur uske baad bhi atharva madhu ko call karke pareshan naa kare 😁😁..

sahi jagah attitude istemaal kiya hai madhu ne 😍😍..

sanjana kya kiss karne ki soch rahi thi atharva ko 🤔🤔🤔..
 

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Chapter-9: Hot Chocolate

Update-35


School khatm hone ke baad main aur Ved, Ranjan ko dhoondhane uski class me gaye.. jaha ek taraf Jafar mujhe ghoor raha tha toh dusari taraf Riya…. Nope.. aisa bikul nahi tha. Riya ne nazaar utha kar ek baar meri taraf dekhi tak nahi, fir ghoorna toh bahut door ki baat hai. Wo toh maine aise hee flow-flow me kah diya… afterall, I’m The Narrator. so, Jafar ko maine ignore kiya aur Riya ne mujhe... Waise bhi ye is samay best tha, yaahi hona bhi chaahiye tha… kyunki mujhe is samay sirf aur sirf Ranjan se kaam tha aur yadi Riya bhi mujhe ghoorti toh mera man vichlit ho sakta tha aur isi ke sath meri yojna bhi...

“Ranjan kaha…?”bio ki class se bahar nikalte hue ek ladke se maine pucha…

“mujhe kya malum, wo sala mera dost thodi hai… donation ke chalte ek jhapad maara mujhe, subah... tu chutiya, Ranjan Chutiya”bolte hue wo chala gaya

“Ranjan ko dekha kya…?”maine ek aur ladke ko pakda…

“hath chhod mera, nahi toh hath tod dunga…. Saale ki ungaiya ke nishaan abhi tak mere gaal par hai.. tu gandmara... tera dost Ranjan gandmara”bolkar wo bhi chalta bana…

“Ved, ye bio walo ko kya ho gaya hai, dhang se baat hee nahi kar rahe…”

“ Jafar hero hai inka aur us-se tune aaj ladayi ki hai + Ranan ne pela bhi inko… itna toh normal hai…”

“achchha ye baat hai… lekin mujhe pata hai ki kaun mujhe Ranjan ke bare me batayega… aur sala ye Ranjan bina bataye gaya kaha… Karan Naik se dar toh nahi gaya…”class se bahar nikal railing se apna pichhwada tika-kar main bola…

Is dauran Riya bhi class se nikli aur ek pal ke liye hum dono ki nazare mili aur fir wo apne raaste ho li aur main wahi khada use waha se jate hue dekhta raha.

“Madhu… ek minute…”jab thodi der baad Madhu class se nikli toh maine uska naam pukara…

“Atharva….”usne bhi mera naam pukara

“tu quiz me meri team ka hissa banegi…? Physics, chemistry ke liye koyi tension nahi…lekin bio se tere ek jaisi intelligent ladki chahiye…”

“main na , tujhe soch ke batati hu, abhi mujhe Mini ke yaha jaana hai fir main aur Mini gup-chup aur hot chocolate khane jayenge.. fir main jab ghar aaungi toh yoga karungi tab is baare me sochungi aur tujhe call karke bata dungi… okkkkkkkkkkk...”

“okkkkkkkk”

“ par yadi call nahi ki toh tu mujhe call karke pareshan mat karne lagna ki , meri quiz team me aa jao… tujhe toh pata hee hoga ki last year bio me mere 75 me 73 number aaye the aur bio me main bahut intelligent hu… lekin iska matlab ye nahi ki tu jo bolega main wo karungi… mujhe pareshan mat karna call karke, warna main Principal sir se complain kar dungi teri... samjha…”

“maaaaadhaarchod…”Madhu ki baat sun Ved badbadaya aur main apni aankho ke sath-sath apna sar malne laga

“ kuch bola kya tune.... Vedu…?”

“Vedu...? what the fuuuu....”main hansa

“tu kyun hans raha hai Bhattu....”

“Bhattu..? what the fuuuu...”abki baar Ved hansa

“Vedu... bata naaaaa kya bola....”hum dono ke chup-chap aise hasne se pareshan hokar Madhu boli

“meri kya majaal jo main aapke saamne kuch bolu… waise Ranjan ko dekha hai kya aapne…?”Madhu ke muh se Vedu sun ... Ved khud par control karke seedhe point pe aaya

“yahi school me dekha hai…”

“kab…?”Ved ne puchha

“jab wo lunch me donation collect karne ke baad aaya tha”

“kaha gaya…? Kuch pata hai?”

“ghar… shayad…”

“chal thik hai… botal-chor … nikal ab….”

“tu botalchor….. Vedu….”

Madhu ke jaane ke baad main aur Ved gate ki taraf badhe, is dauran humne Ranjan ko kayi baar call kiya… ring toh jaa rahi thi, par Ranjan call receive nahi kar raha tha…

“toh plan cancel…?”mobile jeb me rakhte hue Ved bola

“cancel kyun karenge… tu ek kaam kar , tu gate ke bahar mera intezaaar kar… main Sanjana se milke aata hu…”

“kyunn… ab toh use tujhse milna chahiye… naa ki tujhe , us-se”

“bahut ghamandi hai wo… aage se kabhi baat nahi karegi… ab tujhe hee dekh le, tune jab se us-se baat karna band kiya hai, wo tujhse baat ki kya…? Aur main nahi chahta ki mere sath bhi yahi ho … main faltu ki akad me rishte barbad nahi karta”

“kitni bar bola hai ki , tu thoda akad kar raha kar... anyway, bas 5 min gate ke baahar intezaar karunga tera… itni der me yadi aaya toh thik nahi toh mujhe jo milega main usi ke sath nikal lunga…”

.

Main neeche seedhi ke paas khada ho gaya aur Sanjana ka intezaar karne laga… Sanjana jab apne class se nikli thi toh maine use dekh liya tha, wo akeli apne hee khayalo me khoyi hui seedhiyo se neeche utar rahi thi aur jab wo paas aayi toh main dusari taraf apna chehra karke mobile me kisi se baat karne ki acting karne laga aur kuch der aise hee baat karta raha, jab tak ki wo mere aur paas nahi aa gayi… jaha se wo mujhe sun sake aur meri aawaz sunkar hee mujhe pahchan sake

“Athaaa..rrr...vvvaaa…”lambi-lambi saanse lete hue wo boli aur mera itna sun-na tha ki main turant peechhe palat kar uski taraf khiska

“kyuunn... aakhir aa hee gayi meri yaad…kya bola tha subah ki 5000 ki jaroorat hai… tune 5000 manga, maine char guna de diya aur rahi baat ki jab 2-3 aadmi ek saath aa jayenge toh main tujhe kaise protect karunga… toh ek baat batau, tab tujhe Karan Naik bhi nahi bacha payega… pel toh kal main hee deta use, par fir tera jija hai , soch ke chhod diya…”

“I’m sorry…”kahte hue Sanjana mere oor thoda khiski

Aur use aisa karte dekh mere hontho par ek feeki muskan aa gayi, meri feeki muskan dekh uske hontho pe bhi feeki muskan ki ek lahar daudi… par main us feeki muskan ke peechhe ke sach ko nahi pahchan paaya tha aur pahchanta bhi kaise… mujhe kaise pata hota ki iske aage kya hone wala hai… us pal sanjana ektak mujhe dekhti rahi aur main use… use dekhte hue maine apni ek aankh mali toh uski feeki muskan aur badh gayi… jiske baad main apni dusari aankh malne laga is dauran wo muskurate hue dheere-dheere mere paas aati rahi aur fir itne paas aa gayi ki main idhar-udhar dekhne laga... uski aankhe ab band ho chuki thi aur chehra itne paas ki peechhe se yadi halka sa hawa kaa jhoka bhi aata toh.............

“so gayi kya tu khade-khade.....”Sanjana ko pakadkar jordar tareeke se hilaate hue maine kaha “….chal thik main chalta hoon.. Ved mera bahar intezaar kar raha hai…”

jaise hee mujhe achanak se baahar khada Ved yaad aaya toh main bola aur Sanjana ki aankhe turant khul gayi aur wo ekdum se peechhe hat gayi…

“ paise collect aur count karke maine principal office me pahucha diya hai, tujhe waha se mil jayega…”

“mil gaya mujhe…”

“toh fir main chalu…?”

“kyun, mere sath nahi jayega aaj…”

“ Karan Naik sir bahar intezaar kar rahe hai tera…wo dekh. waise bhi Ved ke sath paidal jaate hue… 2-3 dukan me rukte hue, ladkiya taadte hue, 2- 4 logo se ladte hue, unki maa-behan ek karte hue ghar jaane ka maja hee kuch aur hai… aur tu chahti hai ki main tere sath jaun… jaha tu rapidfire khel-khel ke mujhe kohni maaregi... Nope, babes... waise bhi Ved ko already bahar rukne ka bol chuka hoon aur Atharva Singh daruha ho sakta hai par dhokebaaz nahi...”

“ek peg me ludhak jaata hai aur khud ko daruha bola raha... chal ho gaya. Bye... pahle mujhe jaane de…”

“chal kat le fir…”

“bye dumb-dumb…”

“dumb-dumb kyun bolti hai mujhe tu, itna hoshiyar toh hu main…”

“ek din samajh jayega…”
Jafar ko sabak shikha diya.. sath me sanjana ko impressed bhi kar diya... Aaj uparwala kuch jyada hi meherbaan hai atharva pe...
 
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