Mr. Perfect
"Perfect Man"
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Behad hi shandar update tha SGP bhai______
To aakhir gupta sir ko atharva ved ne pata hi liya do teen pen de kar lekin dono is baat se confuse bhi hain ki kya gupta sir pat gaye hoge. Kahi aisa to nahi ki rishwat bhi le liya ho aur ab class me gaand bhi maar le atharva ki. Waise bhai agar aisa hua to maja bahut aayega______
Riya rose ko manane ka idea fussed ho gaya. Atharva ko ved se hi idea lena chahiye tha. Atharva over smart jyada banta hai aur chutiya to wo
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To aakhir gupta sir ko atharva ved ne pata hi liya do teen pen de kar lekin dono is baat se confuse bhi hain ki kya gupta sir pat gaye hoge. Kahi aisa to nahi ki rishwat bhi le liya ho aur ab class me gaand bhi maar le atharva ki. Waise bhai agar aisa hua to maja bahut aayega______
Riya rose ko manane ka idea fussed ho gaya. Atharva ko ved se hi idea lena chahiye tha. Atharva over smart jyada banta hai aur chutiya to wo
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“arey aisa kyun kar rahe ho… koyi jaroorat nahi hai…”turant Gupta ji apne tevar badalte hue thode shant man se bole... ab unka ye tevar mere birthday ka sunkar badla ya fir unka bill main pay karunga... ye sunkar... is bare me main aaj tak suspence me hoon.
“aaj mera birthday hai... sir aur aap hee ekmatra aise teacher hai, jo tab se is school me hai, jab se main hoon… aapke saamne hee pale-badhe hum log. Aapke dar aur maar ke kaaran hee toh Sanskar Valley me ab bhi Sanskar hai. warna hum bhi Government school ke ladko ki tarah bus stand me ladkiyo ke peechhe ghoom rahe hote, sitiya-baji kar rahe hote... aap inspiration ho sir, humare liye…. Hai school ke itihaas me aapke aalawa koyi dusara teacher… jo bina book ko hath lagaye, pura subject padha de… kyun , Ved ... hai koyi aisa... bol... Ved...? Bol bhai.... abey bolegaaaa....”
“nahiiiiiiiiiii.....”apna hath upar uthate hue Ved cheekha aur Gupta ji ko salute kiya “jai hind , Sir...”
“thik hai.. thik hai… ab jao yaha se…”
“Jai Hind, sir….”Ved ki dekha-dekhi maine bhi Gupta ji ko salute kiya
“ye sir aapke liye....”apne jeb se do naye pen nikal kar mujhe dete hue Ved bola “ Atharva , ye toh tu sir ko dena hee bhool gaya... sir ko gift karne ke liye hee toh kharida tha tu kal...”
“arey haan.. achchha hua.. tune yaad dila diya... warna sir kahte ki rukhe-sukhe aashirwad le liya....”Gupta ji ko daant dikhate hue maine kaha jiske baad unhone bhi mujhe daant dikhaye.... I mean, pen lete hue muskura diye... Ved ne pen kab kharid lliya...?
“isme laal pen toh hai hee nahi...”dono pen ko jeb me rakhte hue Gupta ji ka bas itna bolna hee tha ki ... main waha se turant bhaga, dukan se 5 waala ek red pen liya aur turant Gupta ji ke paas pahuchkar bhet swaroop unhe diya...
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“kya lagta hai… Gupta maan gaya hoga…”wapas school ki taraf aate hue Ranjan ne mujhse puchha…
“ye toh ab class me pata chalega… Ved , tu pen kab kharid liya tha be...…?”
“Mira se manga ... jab tu pure school me bheekh maang raha tha toh... pahle toh wo dene se mana kar di, lekin jaisi hee usko apna pura plan sunaya toh turant de di wo pen. kasam se, ab main Sunayana mam se pyar karta hoon, warna ... usich time Mira ko I Fuck you kah deta.... mast ladki hai yar, choda nahi rahi bas...”
“choda toh rahi hai... par tere se nahi”ye ek aisi line thi.. jo mere aur Ranjan ke muh se ek sath nikli... jise sun Ved ki ek pal ke liye gand fat gayi ki kahi El Dorado wali raat ki tarah hum dono fir se toh uski nahi maarne waale aur sach kahu toh ye vichar tha bhi mera.... Ranjan ka pata nahi
“tu paise de... itna mast-mast idea diya hu...” topic turant Mira se change karte hue Ved ne bhikhariyo ki tarah apne hath failaye
“sala , consulting fees lekar hee maanega … lagta hai… par abhi bhi ek problem hai… wo Karan Naik, pelega mujhe… aur yadi us-se bachne ke liye ghar me bata diya toh ghar wale bhi pelenge aur defend karne ke liye kuch hai bhi nahi mere paas … kya bolunga ki… raat me daru ke nashe me akeli Sanjana se milne jaa raha tha to Karan Naik ne mujhe roka aur fir maine patthar utha kar use maar diya… ? mahtarichod, bitiyachod, burchatta, bursungha jaisi gaali bhi di... wo alag. waise kya dum laga kar maara tha saale ko… ab bhi dard de raha hoga usko… yadi ye baat ghar me pata chali toh mommy toh danda lekar pichhwada toh laal karegi hee, baapu bhi apni rum ke khatam hone ke gum me ulta maarega... Ved , tu mere friends ranking me no.1 sthan par hai... iska bhi kuch jugaad bata ”
“Karan Naik wala problem se nikalne ka idea hai mere paas… par main sure nahi hu ki ye work karega ya nahi…”Ranjan kuch sochte hue bola
“idea bata..”main khushi se puchha
“par main sure nahi hu…”
“bata toh… work main aur Ved karwa lenge…”
“wo tujhe na pakde isliye kisi dusare ko pakadwa de…. Samjha..?”
“kya samjha…? thoda explain kar… ek toh wo history ka question daag kar gayi hai, usko bhi samajhna hai abhi... aur tu ab samjha… samjha kar raha hai… seedhe-seedhe bol…”
Jiske baad Ranjan ne mujhe samjhaya ki mujhe kya samajhna chahiye… jise sunkar main samajh gaya ki shayad Karan Naik ko apne raaste se hatane ka Ranjan ka ye idea kaam kar sakta hai… khair wo baad ki baat thi.. abhi ek aur problem thi aur wo thi Riya Rose…. Us-se bhi toh baat karni thi… waise use samajh jaana chahiye ki, main ek ladka hu aur ek ladke ki kuch sharirik jaroorate hoti hai… jaise ki............................................... daru. tum logo ne sex samjha naa..? ashleel, sanskarless people
Anyway.... toh use samajh jaana chahiye ki, main ek ladka hu aur ek ladke ki kuch sharirik jaroorate hoti hai… jaise ki daru. jise ladke ko pura karna hota hai aur kabhi-kabhi isme ladka bahak bhi jaata hai… ise normally lena chahiye… lekin wo toh is samay apna gaal fulaye, gubbare ki tarah… school ke garden me baithi hui thi, jaha lunch time me aksar jhaant barabar launde-laundiya kuda-fandi karte the, jhula-vula jhoolte hue khela karte the. Riya Rose se milne main bhi wahi jaa pahucha…. Ved , Riya Rose ke liye bhi ek alag plan bana raha tha... lekin maine use rok diya aur wapas class bhej diya... kyunki Riya Rose meri territory thi aur yadi yaha bhi main haar gaya yaa mujhe Ved ki jaroorat hui toh.... fir laanat hai mujhpe
Door se Riya ko dekh kar mujhe laga tha ki wo garden me aise hee apna samay kaatne ke liye baithi hogi, par fir jaise-jaise main uske najdeek jata gaya mujhe abhas hua ki wo koyi painting bana rahi thi aur usi style me ghaas ke upar baithi hui thi, jis style me us din park me baithi hui thi, jab mera pair pipe me fas gaya tha aur main uske saamne gira tha… aur us din ki tarah main aaj bhi uske peechhe khada tha… mujhe kahna toh nahi chahiye, par peechhe se Riya ko dekh ke mera mann machal utha aur tan bhi _/\_
“kya bolu… ? hiiii…? Nahi, seedhe pair pakad kar peechhe ghaseet leta hu isko aur maafi maang leta hu… nahi, is-se ghanghor beizzati hogi, ye sahi nahi rahega…. Direct I love you ,bol du kya.. ? par Ved toh bol raha tha ki ladkiya, I love you ka jawab hamesha naa me hee deti hai,... toh fir kya bolu…? Is-se science quiz me participte karne ka puchhta hoon … ye sahi rahega...”
“nahi yar, nahi karegi… ye toh painting wale me jaayegi… fir kya puchhu…??????”
“yeeee puchh… -1 point…”khud se khud pe point chadhate hue main mann hee mann me bola ... -1... –Ve sign isliye, kyunki ... Vigyan ki bhasa me bolu toh yaha gravity ke against main dusaro par nahi balki khud par point chadha raha tha aur yadi hindi bhasha me explain karu.. toh yaha Karta bhi main tha, Karak bhi main tha aur karm bhi main hee tha....
“ek kaam karta hu, is-se aaj ki tarikh puchh leta hu… nahi yar… fir”
“fir lawda puchhu kyaaaaaa…..” mann hee mann main chillaya… kash mere paas bhi 2.0 hota
Jiske baad main peechhe muda aur apna dahina hath saamne karke khud ko Riya ki taraf dhakela… iske baad, jaise main us din park me Riya ke bagal me gira tha, waise aaj bhi yaha garden me gira… jaise us din Riya mujhe dekhkar bhauchakki rah gayi thi , waise aaj bhi thi… par us din se kam… kyunki aaj wo shocked kam, gussa jyada thi… kyunki…. Kyunki… girte waqt maine uske hath ko anjaane hee dhakka de diya tha, jis-se uski painting bigad gayi....
“TUU…..mmmm.... tummm”itna bolkar Riya ruk gayi aur fir apne bayi hatheli ko baandhkar , daant peesate hue dheere-dheere boli “CONTROL… RIYA..… just ignore him….”
“... aise.. kaise... ignore...”
Riya apni band mutthi, apne sar me dheere-dheere markar control… control bolne lagi aur jab bahut der tak wo aise hee karte rahi, I mean apne sar ko apni band mutthi se sahlati rahi toh mujhse dekha nahi gaya aur main bola…
“sar dard de raha hai kya…? Kamal hai, daru maine pi… hangover tumhe ho gaya… waise aaj tum paani peene nahi gayi , R.O. ke paas…main kabse wahi line me laga hua tumhara intezaar kar raha tha , taaki tumko line me naa lagna pade...”
Maine kahaa... Main toh bas kisi tarah conversation shuru karna chahta tha, par wo mujhe ab aise dekhne lagi jaise wo Sanjana ho aur uske naam pe donation lene ke baad maine paise use diye hee na ho… ekdum cold blooded… andar bahut kuch tha, lekin chehra ekdum shant… gambhir… fir usne apni painting ki taraf dekha… aur jab usne apni painting ko dekha toh , maine bhi dekha…
“ise main ek hafte se bana rahi thi…”wo shant swar me bas itna boli…
Uski painting ke beecho-beech black colour phail gaya tha... jo ki mere neeche girne ke karan uske hath me dhakka lagne ki vazah se hua tha…. Main toh soch raha tha ki us din park ke mafiq neeche girkar style me use, heeyyy Rosie bolunga aur wo mujhe … how funny… bolkar haste hue maaf kar degi aur gale laga legi… par aisa hua nahi… mera plan bhi perfect tha, execution bhi perfect tha… lekin result nahi.... Ved ko hee plan banane dena chahiye tha. ye sab mere sath hee kyun hota hai...
Pata nahi, shayad main hee chutiya hoon......
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main kabse wahi line me laga hua tumhara intezaar kar raha tha , taaki tumko line me naa lagna pade...”

Riya is a bit upset because her mother is ill, so if Atharva makes her feel light, she will be better and also forgive him. 