Mr. Perfect
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SGP bhai for starting a new story thread_______Three girls of my life title to kafi intresting hai and I'm sure ki story bhi itni hi intresting hogi_______
SGP bhai for starting a new story thread_______Update-2
“first day tha toh kya free me kaam kar raha tha… jo 10000 ka transportation bill, hotel bill, car charge.. usne bheja hai, use kaun bharega… ? usko bol dena aaj fir se usi site me jaye aur yadi aaj wo site clear nahi hui to Metro ke manager ko bol dena ki us engineer ko Ericsson koyi site nahi dene wali… samjha…?”
“yes sir…”
“aur wo rigger , engineer ka kya lafda hai Metro me…”
“sir, wo jo site kal clear nahi hui… usme jo engineer tha , uska bhi pahla din tha aur jo rigger tha… uska bhi pahla din tha… Engineer bol raha tha ki wo us rigger ke sath kaam nahi karega kyunki Rigger CPRI cable tak attach-detach nahi kar pata…”
“rigger ko nahi banta toh kya Engineer kahi ka topchand hai… wo khud nahi kar sakta kya, ya fir sirf car me baithkar order marega… aur us Metro ke manager ko call karke bol ki ek ghante me aake mile mujhse … sale, sanction bees-bees hazar karwayenge aur kaam bees rupaye ka bhi nahi….”
“yes sir… ok sir… ho jayega , sir... sorry sir”
Ved ko sabke saamne jhadkar maine office walo ko dikhaya ki main kitna strict hu aur fir apne bade se aalishan cubicle ki taraf jaane laga…. Main strict nahi banna chahta , ye mere andar hai bhi nahi… par log fir thik dhang se kaam nahi karte… wo sorry bolkar bachne ka idea sochne lagte hai , jiske baad jab main ye incomplete report upar bhejta hu toh upar wale mere upar chadh baithte hai…. Isliye mujhe wo karna padta hai, jo maine abhi kuch der pahle kiya… par Ved aisa nahi hai, wo Metro Telecom walo ki aisi taisi kar dega, mere naam se… Ved brahmastra hai mera, jise main jab bhi fasne wala rahta hu ya fir kisi vikat paristhiti me rahta hu toh chala deta hu aur iske baad pratidwandi ekdum dharashayi…… bilkul samapt.
Apne bade se cubicle me jate hue , main Niv ke kaanch lage cabin se gujra… usi ke cabin ke saamne hee mera cubicle tha. wo paani pee rahi thi aur mujhe saamne se gujarte dekh muskurate hue usne mujhe andar aane ke liye apni ungaliyo se ishara kiya…. Par maine apne baanye hath ki paancho ki paanch ungali uske cabin ke kaanch me chhap di aur full attitude me ishara kiya ki 5 minute me aata hu…. Jispar wo aur bhi jyada muskurayi…. Ab aise me propose na karu toh kya karu…? Tum log hee batao…? Koyi aur aise uski baat aise nakar de… wahi kulhadi wo chalayegi , jiski baat Ved kuch der pahle kar raha tha. Lekin mere liye toh sab jayaj hai…how lucky I am.
Ab baat karu Niv yaani Nivedita Rani ki toh…. Ye naam se hee main impress ho gaya tha aur fir jab use first time saamne dekha toh bas ………… dekhta hee rah gaya …? Lund, aisa kuch bhi nahi hai… infact shuruat me toh bakiyo ki tarah mujhe bhi usse nafrat thi. Nivedita, mere interview lene wali team me shamil thi. Us time toh bas yahi lag raha tha ki kaise bhi karke interview nikal jaye… Niv par toh maine dhyan hee nahi diya tha. Wo toh jab mera selection hua aur main Ericsson me join hua tab lift me hum aksar mil jate the… lift me hum dono ke beech bahut baate hoti thi jaise ki… yadi office aate samay subah hum lift me mile toh… good morning mam aur yadi jaate samay mile toh Good Evening mam…. jiska wo jawab tak nahi deti thi.
par jab 6 mahine pahle mera promotion karke mujhe acting site manager banaya tab Niv ke character ke bare me mujhe pata chala aur tab mujhe us-se pyar hona shuru hua…. Niv ka character aisa hee tha, jaisa ki mera tha… wo bahar se bhale hee kitni strict kyun na bane, dusaro ko khadoos hee kyun na lage…par uske mann ko maine tatol liya tha… aur ye baat shayad wo bhi jaanti thi… wo shayad is intezaar me thi ki main baat aage badhau aur main is intezaar me tha ki wo koyi pahal kare... par pahal toh mujhe hee karni thi… waise bhi humare desh ke laundo ka ye durbhagya hai ya fir shayad pure vishwa ke hee ladko ka durbhagya hai ki pahal ladko ko hee karna padta hai… bhale hee ladki kitni jhand…. Nahi ….. mujhe ye nahi kahna chahiye…..
Khair, Nivedita alag hee level ki thi… meri nazar uspar sahi se pahli baar tab padi... jab Indore me kuch mahine pahle bhukamp ke jhatke aaye the, hum dono lift me hee the. Bhukamp ke jhatko ka asar lift me bhi hua aur Nivedita naa chaahte hue bhi darte hue mere karib aa gayi... lift me aur bhi log the , par main aur Nivedita ekdum peechhe khade the. Warna wo apni reputation ke chalte kabhi aisa nahi karti... wo kabhi mere karib nahi aati, wo toh mahila shakti ki misaal thi pure office me. Fir ek lift ke mamooli se disturbance se wo kaise dar sakti hai. wo kabhi meri taraf nahi sarakti, fir chahe wahi apni panty me ... nahi... nope.. mujhe ye bhi nahi kahna chahiye.
Aur main... ? main rah chuka hoon, colliery area me... waha toh blasting ke dauran aise jhatke lagte hee rahte hai. jab dharti ke hilne se mujhe dar nahi lagta toh fir ye toh lift hai.... wo toh baad me pata chala ki vaastav me dharti hee hili thi. Tab meri fati. waise bhi jis bhukamp me logo ke ghar gir jaate hai, us bhukamp me hum apna dil giraate haiis bhukamp ne dharti aur lift ke sath-sath mujhe bhi hila diya tha. jab Lift me disturbance kam hui toh Nivedita ne apna eyeglass thik kiya, apne id card ko seene ke dararo me achchhe se set kiya aur fir baal sanwarte hue meri taraf palti...
Jaise hee wo meri taraf palti, maano main is jahan ke pure romantic novels ka saar us ek pal me samajh gaya... jab unme kisi ko dekh kar dil ki dhadkane ruk jaane ki baat ki jaati hai... us din aur us waqt.. iska pura aur sahi matlab main samajh gaya tha. Niv mujhse kuch kah rahi thi... uski madhur aawaz mere kaano me pad bhi rahi thi.. par main koyi response nahi de raha tha... main kabhi uski aankho ko taakta, to kabhi mujhse kuch kah rahe uske hontho ko... toh kabhi uske seene ke pahado me latakte uski id ko... darshanik log kahte hai ki... samay kisi ke liye nahi rukta. Par aisa nahi hai... ye aapki speed pe depend karta hai. jitni aapki speed , utna hee samay aapke liye slow hota jayega. Us waqt jab Nivedita se meri nazar mili toh mere mann ki gati, meri parikalpana me gote khati meri kalpanao ki gati itni tej thi ki... samay mere liye ruk sa gaya tha. main Nivedita se apni pahli mulaqat se lekar ab tak... dharti ke hilne tak ki saare pal ko jee raha tha.
Wo mujhe apne hath ki ghadi ki taraf ishara karke kuch kah rahi thi... wo bhi chilla-chilla kar... par main tha ki apni parkalpanao se bahar hee nahi aa paa raha tha aur tabhi disturbance ek aur baar hua.. abki baar lift pahle se bhi jyada buri tarah hili aur Niv pahle se bhi jyada dar kar naa chahte hue bhi mere paas aayi... aur main wapas is duniya me aaya....
“hiiiiiii.... Niv”mast muskurate hue , aankhe band karke maine kaha...
“muskurana band karo aur kal office jaldi aana hai..yaad hai na...”peechhe sarakte hue Niv boli..
Us waqt, us pal main samajh gaya ki main Nivedita Rani ke pyar me dharashayi ho chuka hu…. Aur is baar main khush bhi tha, kyunki abki baar maine kisi ke man ko tatol kar pyar kiya tha… naa ki uski kudrati ya fir banawati sundarta ko dekhkar... jiski shuruat humare ek colleague ke wedding reception se shuru hui thi, darasal hua ye tha ki jis colleague ki wedding reception thi, uski maal.. mera matlab uski dulhan ka raato raat kisi ne bag paar kar diya tha… sab jewellery, wedding dress sab kuch chor ne pel diya… par wo apni nayi-nayi shadi me itni busy thi ki usne us bag ki taraf dhyan hee nahi diya aur jab use ye baat pata chali toh usne humare colleague yani apne husband ko bataya aur uske husband ne mujhe… aur maine bhi is chain ko badhana chalu rakha aur kuch aur log ko bataya aur ye chain badhte hue Nivedita tak pahuchi... Nivedita ne bina kisi ko bataye mere colleague ki maal se mili aur fir apna wedding dress aur jewellery aise hee…. Aise hee…. Mera matlab aise hee …. Udhar par de diya... ek raat ke liye.. bina kisi hisab kitaab ke.
Yup, Nivedita shadi-shuda hai… aur mujhse 3 saal badi bhi hai… par main usi pal Niv par flat ho gaya aur baki bachi kuchi kasar... us din bhukamp ne puri kar di. Jab Niv lift me do baar mere karib aayi. Fir maine ispar gaur kiya... ki... jo colleague use din bhar uske peeth peechhe use bura-bhala kahte rahte hai… unhi ki usne madad ki… wo bhi bina kisi ko bataye… aur jab kisi ko bataya nahi toh mujhe kaise pata chala…? Well, Kyunki main hee uske sath uske ghar ye sab lene gaya tha…. Jaha mujhe ye toh pata chala ki shadi hone ke sath-sath unka divorce bhi ho chuka hai… wo bhi shadi ke 1 saal baad hee… jaise hee uski shadi hui… ek mahine baad uska apne husband se ladayi hui… ab ye ladayi itni badi thi ki dono alag-alag rahne lage… aur 1 saal baad divorce.
“चुदती चुत देख के , दिया गांड रोये l
दो पोन्दन के बीच में , ये लंड ना पेल जाये ll”
Main apne cubicle se Nivedita ko dekhte hue, chair me idhar udhar gol gol ghumte hue ye soch hee raha tha ki waha saamne Ved aakar khada ho gaya....
“kaisa laga mera doha...?”wo mujhse puchha...
“aye ashleel aadmi, hat saamne se.... aur kaun sa doha...? maine suna nahi aur suna bhi toh samjha nahi...”
“सेक्सी साहित्यकार कहते है की, चूत को चुदता देख गांड की गांड फट चुकी है की, जब ये चूत इस सेक्सी साहित्यकार का लंड नही झेल पा रही तो मेरा क्या होगा...”
“acha hai.. youtube , insta pe daal .. mujhe kyun suna raha hai...”Ved ko pakad kar side karte hue maine puchha
“Apun saahityakar hai be... insta, youtube par apna kya kaam...”
“tu aaya kyun hai ....”
“wo metro ka manager aa gaya... kya karna hai uske sath...”
“jo aapko uchit lage...”
“thik hai fir...”waha se jaate hue Ved bola... thodi door tak jaane ke baad wo fir palta aur fir mere paas aaya...
“tune Niv ko bola kya...? ya fir teri taraf se main bol du...?”
“tu jaa na yaar...”abki baar main thoda chidhkar bola , kyunki Ved ek baar fir mere aur Niv ke beech aakar khada ho gaya tha...
“jaata hu na... bhadakta kyun hai itna... tum saale, tuchchh log... sexy saahityakar ko halke me le rahe ho... ek din isi sexy saahityakar ki kalam se kranti hogi... dekh lena tu. Mere aage-peechhe ghumoge , mere saamne gidgidaoge ki.. Ved sir... ek doha suna do , ek geet suna do... waise ek aur sunau...?”
“iske baad tu chala jayega...?”
Jiske baad Ved ne haan me sar hilaya aur fir maine bhi...
“proper patola...Bhosda ae swag,
Chut Patiala, shahi fuddi teri black....”
“waah... waah... kya baat hai... adhbhut, adwitiy.. aalaukik.. aparmpaar... chal nikal ab...”
Ved ke jaane ke baad maine apne dono hatho ko peechhe kiya aur chair par pura pasarkar, Nivedita par ek nazar dali... wo apne spectacle ki position set kar rahi thi...
“ye chasme walo ka bhi alag hee problem hai. 24 ghante me se 12 ghante toh ye log apna chashma hee set karte rahte hai... battery kahi ki...”
Chair par pura pasarkar main round round ghumte hue Nivedita ko dekhe jaa raha tha, mujhe apni aankh fod leni chahiye thi. Yugpurush ke mafiq apna isteefa blank paper me de dena chahiya tha aur bolna chahiye tha ki us blank paper me Nivedita mera resignation letter imagine kar le... Mujhe Ved ke sath usi waqt us office se bhag jaana chahiye tha.. toh shayad wo nahi hota , jo hone walaa tha... par main ruka aur Nivedita ko ghoorta bhi raha.
Index at #4
~Shri Gyan![]()
“ye chasme walo ka bhi alag hee problem hai. 24 ghante me se 12 ghante toh ye log apna chashma hee set karte rahte hai... battery kahi ki...”
Chair par pura pasarkar main round round ghumte hue Nivedita ko dekhe jaa raha tha, mujhe apni aankh fod leni chahiye thi. Yugpurush ke mafiq apna isteefa blank paper me de dena chahiya tha aur bolna chahiye tha ki us blank paper me Nivedita mera resignation letter imagine kar le... Mujhe Ved ke sath usi waqt us office se bhag jaana chahiye tha.. toh shayad wo nahi hota , jo hone walaa tha... par main ruka aur bedhadak Nivedita ko ghoorta bhi raha.
सब अरमान ठंडे हो गए निव का उत्तर सुनकर । जल्ददी से अगला अपडेट दो तभी आगे बात पता लगे क्या हुआ उसके बाद....!!!!
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for next updateनिवेदिता..... नायक की बाॅस , तलाकशुदा और उम्र में भी तीन साल बड़ी ।Update-2
“first day tha toh kya free me kaam kar raha tha… jo 10000 ka transportation bill, hotel bill, car charge.. usne bheja hai, use kaun bharega… ? usko bol dena aaj fir se usi site me jaye aur yadi aaj wo site clear nahi hui to Metro ke manager ko bol dena ki us engineer ko Ericsson koyi site nahi dene wali… samjha…?”
“yes sir…”
“aur wo rigger , engineer ka kya lafda hai Metro me…”
“sir, wo jo site kal clear nahi hui… usme jo engineer tha , uska bhi pahla din tha aur jo rigger tha… uska bhi pahla din tha… Engineer bol raha tha ki wo us rigger ke sath kaam nahi karega kyunki Rigger CPRI cable tak attach-detach nahi kar pata…”
“rigger ko nahi banta toh kya Engineer kahi ka topchand hai… wo khud nahi kar sakta kya, ya fir sirf car me baithkar order marega… aur us Metro ke manager ko call karke bol ki ek ghante me aake mile mujhse … sale, sanction bees-bees hazar karwayenge aur kaam bees rupaye ka bhi nahi….”
“yes sir… ok sir… ho jayega , sir... sorry sir”
Ved ko sabke saamne jhadkar maine office walo ko dikhaya ki main kitna strict hu aur fir apne bade se aalishan cubicle ki taraf jaane laga…. Main strict nahi banna chahta , ye mere andar hai bhi nahi… par log fir thik dhang se kaam nahi karte… wo sorry bolkar bachne ka idea sochne lagte hai , jiske baad jab main ye incomplete report upar bhejta hu toh upar wale mere upar chadh baithte hai…. Isliye mujhe wo karna padta hai, jo maine abhi kuch der pahle kiya… par Ved aisa nahi hai, wo Metro Telecom walo ki aisi taisi kar dega, mere naam se… Ved brahmastra hai mera, jise main jab bhi fasne wala rahta hu ya fir kisi vikat paristhiti me rahta hu toh chala deta hu aur iske baad pratidwandi ekdum dharashayi…… bilkul samapt.
Apne bade se cubicle me jate hue , main Niv ke kaanch lage cabin se gujra… usi ke cabin ke saamne hee mera cubicle tha. wo paani pee rahi thi aur mujhe saamne se gujarte dekh muskurate hue usne mujhe andar aane ke liye apni ungaliyo se ishara kiya…. Par maine apne baanye hath ki paancho ki paanch ungali uske cabin ke kaanch me chhap di aur full attitude me ishara kiya ki 5 minute me aata hu…. Jispar wo aur bhi jyada muskurayi…. Ab aise me propose na karu toh kya karu…? Tum log hee batao…? Koyi aur aise uski baat aise nakar de… wahi kulhadi wo chalayegi , jiski baat Ved kuch der pahle kar raha tha. Lekin mere liye toh sab jayaj hai…how lucky I am.
Ab baat karu Niv yaani Nivedita Rani ki toh…. Ye naam se hee main impress ho gaya tha aur fir jab use first time saamne dekha toh bas ………… dekhta hee rah gaya …? Lund, aisa kuch bhi nahi hai… infact shuruat me toh bakiyo ki tarah mujhe bhi usse nafrat thi. Nivedita, mere interview lene wali team me shamil thi. Us time toh bas yahi lag raha tha ki kaise bhi karke interview nikal jaye… Niv par toh maine dhyan hee nahi diya tha. Wo toh jab mera selection hua aur main Ericsson me join hua tab lift me hum aksar mil jate the… lift me hum dono ke beech bahut baate hoti thi jaise ki… yadi office aate samay subah hum lift me mile toh… good morning mam aur yadi jaate samay mile toh Good Evening mam…. jiska wo jawab tak nahi deti thi.
par jab 6 mahine pahle mera promotion karke mujhe acting site manager banaya tab Niv ke character ke bare me mujhe pata chala aur tab mujhe us-se pyar hona shuru hua…. Niv ka character aisa hee tha, jaisa ki mera tha… wo bahar se bhale hee kitni strict kyun na bane, dusaro ko khadoos hee kyun na lage…par uske mann ko maine tatol liya tha… aur ye baat shayad wo bhi jaanti thi… wo shayad is intezaar me thi ki main baat aage badhau aur main is intezaar me tha ki wo koyi pahal kare... par pahal toh mujhe hee karni thi… waise bhi humare desh ke laundo ka ye durbhagya hai ya fir shayad pure vishwa ke hee ladko ka durbhagya hai ki pahal ladko ko hee karna padta hai… bhale hee ladki kitni jhand…. Nahi ….. mujhe ye nahi kahna chahiye…..
Khair, Nivedita alag hee level ki thi… meri nazar uspar sahi se pahli baar tab padi... jab Indore me kuch mahine pahle bhukamp ke jhatke aaye the, hum dono lift me hee the. Bhukamp ke jhatko ka asar lift me bhi hua aur Nivedita naa chaahte hue bhi darte hue mere karib aa gayi... lift me aur bhi log the , par main aur Nivedita ekdum peechhe khade the. Warna wo apni reputation ke chalte kabhi aisa nahi karti... wo kabhi mere karib nahi aati, wo toh mahila shakti ki misaal thi pure office me. Fir ek lift ke mamooli se disturbance se wo kaise dar sakti hai. wo kabhi meri taraf nahi sarakti, fir chahe wahi apni panty me ... nahi... nope.. mujhe ye bhi nahi kahna chahiye.
Aur main... ? main rah chuka hoon, colliery area me... waha toh blasting ke dauran aise jhatke lagte hee rahte hai. jab dharti ke hilne se mujhe dar nahi lagta toh fir ye toh lift hai.... wo toh baad me pata chala ki vaastav me dharti hee hili thi. Tab meri fati. waise bhi jis bhukamp me logo ke ghar gir jaate hai, us bhukamp me hum apna dil giraate haiis bhukamp ne dharti aur lift ke sath-sath mujhe bhi hila diya tha. jab Lift me disturbance kam hui toh Nivedita ne apna eyeglass thik kiya, apne id card ko seene ke dararo me achchhe se set kiya aur fir baal sanwarte hue meri taraf palti...
Jaise hee wo meri taraf palti, maano main is jahan ke pure romantic novels ka saar us ek pal me samajh gaya... jab unme kisi ko dekh kar dil ki dhadkane ruk jaane ki baat ki jaati hai... us din aur us waqt.. iska pura aur sahi matlab main samajh gaya tha. Niv mujhse kuch kah rahi thi... uski madhur aawaz mere kaano me pad bhi rahi thi.. par main koyi response nahi de raha tha... main kabhi uski aankho ko taakta, to kabhi mujhse kuch kah rahe uske hontho ko... toh kabhi uske seene ke pahado me latakte uski id ko... darshanik log kahte hai ki... samay kisi ke liye nahi rukta. Par aisa nahi hai... ye aapki speed pe depend karta hai. jitni aapki speed , utna hee samay aapke liye slow hota jayega. Us waqt jab Nivedita se meri nazar mili toh mere mann ki gati, meri parikalpana me gote khati meri kalpanao ki gati itni tej thi ki... samay mere liye ruk sa gaya tha. main Nivedita se apni pahli mulaqat se lekar ab tak... dharti ke hilne tak ki saare pal ko jee raha tha.
Wo mujhe apne hath ki ghadi ki taraf ishara karke kuch kah rahi thi... wo bhi chilla-chilla kar... par main tha ki apni parkalpanao se bahar hee nahi aa paa raha tha aur tabhi disturbance ek aur baar hua.. abki baar lift pahle se bhi jyada buri tarah hili aur Niv pahle se bhi jyada dar kar naa chahte hue bhi mere paas aayi... aur main wapas is duniya me aaya....
“hiiiiiii.... Niv”mast muskurate hue , aankhe band karke maine kaha...
“muskurana band karo aur kal office jaldi aana hai..yaad hai na...”peechhe sarakte hue Niv boli..
Us waqt, us pal main samajh gaya ki main Nivedita Rani ke pyar me dharashayi ho chuka hu…. Aur is baar main khush bhi tha, kyunki abki baar maine kisi ke man ko tatol kar pyar kiya tha… naa ki uski kudrati ya fir banawati sundarta ko dekhkar... jiski shuruat humare ek colleague ke wedding reception se shuru hui thi, darasal hua ye tha ki jis colleague ki wedding reception thi, uski maal.. mera matlab uski dulhan ka raato raat kisi ne bag paar kar diya tha… sab jewellery, wedding dress sab kuch chor ne pel diya… par wo apni nayi-nayi shadi me itni busy thi ki usne us bag ki taraf dhyan hee nahi diya aur jab use ye baat pata chali toh usne humare colleague yani apne husband ko bataya aur uske husband ne mujhe… aur maine bhi is chain ko badhana chalu rakha aur kuch aur log ko bataya aur ye chain badhte hue Nivedita tak pahuchi... Nivedita ne bina kisi ko bataye mere colleague ki maal se mili aur fir apna wedding dress aur jewellery aise hee…. Aise hee…. Mera matlab aise hee …. Udhar par de diya... ek raat ke liye.. bina kisi hisab kitaab ke.
Yup, Nivedita shadi-shuda hai… aur mujhse 3 saal badi bhi hai… par main usi pal Niv par flat ho gaya aur baki bachi kuchi kasar... us din bhukamp ne puri kar di. Jab Niv lift me do baar mere karib aayi. Fir maine ispar gaur kiya... ki... jo colleague use din bhar uske peeth peechhe use bura-bhala kahte rahte hai… unhi ki usne madad ki… wo bhi bina kisi ko bataye… aur jab kisi ko bataya nahi toh mujhe kaise pata chala…? Well, Kyunki main hee uske sath uske ghar ye sab lene gaya tha…. Jaha mujhe ye toh pata chala ki shadi hone ke sath-sath unka divorce bhi ho chuka hai… wo bhi shadi ke 1 saal baad hee… jaise hee uski shadi hui… ek mahine baad uska apne husband se ladayi hui… ab ye ladayi itni badi thi ki dono alag-alag rahne lage… aur 1 saal baad divorce.
“चुदती चुत देख के , दिया गांड रोये l
दो पोन्दन के बीच में , ये लंड ना पेल जाये ll”
Main apne cubicle se Nivedita ko dekhte hue, chair me idhar udhar gol gol ghumte hue ye soch hee raha tha ki waha saamne Ved aakar khada ho gaya....
“kaisa laga mera doha...?”wo mujhse puchha...
“aye ashleel aadmi, hat saamne se.... aur kaun sa doha...? maine suna nahi aur suna bhi toh samjha nahi...”
“सेक्सी साहित्यकार कहते है की, चूत को चुदता देख गांड की गांड फट चुकी है की, जब ये चूत इस सेक्सी साहित्यकार का लंड नही झेल पा रही तो मेरा क्या होगा...”
“acha hai.. youtube , insta pe daal .. mujhe kyun suna raha hai...”Ved ko pakad kar side karte hue maine puchha
“Apun saahityakar hai be... insta, youtube par apna kya kaam...”
“tu aaya kyun hai ....”
“wo metro ka manager aa gaya... kya karna hai uske sath...”
“jo aapko uchit lage...”
“thik hai fir...”waha se jaate hue Ved bola... thodi door tak jaane ke baad wo fir palta aur fir mere paas aaya...
“tune Niv ko bola kya...? ya fir teri taraf se main bol du...?”
“tu jaa na yaar...”abki baar main thoda chidhkar bola , kyunki Ved ek baar fir mere aur Niv ke beech aakar khada ho gaya tha...
“jaata hu na... bhadakta kyun hai itna... tum saale, tuchchh log... sexy saahityakar ko halke me le rahe ho... ek din isi sexy saahityakar ki kalam se kranti hogi... dekh lena tu. Mere aage-peechhe ghumoge , mere saamne gidgidaoge ki.. Ved sir... ek doha suna do , ek geet suna do... waise ek aur sunau...?”
“iske baad tu chala jayega...?”
Jiske baad Ved ne haan me sar hilaya aur fir maine bhi...
“proper patola...Bhosda ae swag,
Chut Patiala, shahi fuddi teri black....”
“waah... waah... kya baat hai... adhbhut, adwitiy.. aalaukik.. aparmpaar... chal nikal ab...”
Ved ke jaane ke baad maine apne dono hatho ko peechhe kiya aur chair par pura pasarkar, Nivedita par ek nazar dali... wo apne spectacle ki position set kar rahi thi...
“ye chasme walo ka bhi alag hee problem hai. 24 ghante me se 12 ghante toh ye log apna chashma hee set karte rahte hai... battery kahi ki...”
Chair par pura pasarkar main round round ghumte hue Nivedita ko dekhe jaa raha tha, mujhe apni aankh fod leni chahiye thi. Yugpurush ke mafiq apna isteefa blank paper me de dena chahiya tha aur bolna chahiye tha ki us blank paper me Nivedita mera resignation letter imagine kar le... Mujhe Ved ke sath usi waqt us office se bhag jaana chahiye tha.. toh shayad wo nahi hota , jo hone walaa tha... par main ruka aur Nivedita ko ghoorta bhi raha.
Index at #4
~Shri Gyan![]()
ऐसा नाम तो मां बाप अपने दो बच्चों का रखते हैं.... अथर्व वेद ।Update-3
....ki tabhi uski nazar mujhpar padi aur hazar tonnes ka jhatka mujhe laga... wo toh mera force & equilibrium ka concept clear hai, warna main seedhe dhadam se ulta girta... Nivedita mujhe dekh muskurayi aur paanch ungaliya hawa me lahra kar ishara kiya ki... kya mera paanch minute abhi tak pura nahi hua...? jiske jawab me maine bhi apni paancho ungaliya hawa me lahrakar use 5 aur minute rukne ke liye kaha... matlab maine use fir nakaar diya. Koyi aur aisa karke dekhe toh...? karna toh door ki baat, koyi aisa karne ki soch bhi nahi sakta... warna, kulhadi.. uske tango ke beech-o-beech padegi aur banda lahu-luhan hokar pada rahega... Mere dwara paanch minute aur.. ka ishaara paate hee Niv ek baar fir apna sar hilate hue muskura kar rah gayi aur kuch der muskurate hue mujhe dekhti rahi.... maine aankho se ishara karke bina kuch kahe puchha bhi ki wo aise kyun ghoor rahi hai... jiske jawab me wo apne saamne rakhi files ko taakne lagi.
Us raat ... yani colleague ki wedding reception waali raat... main Niv ki akelepan ko bhaanp gaya tha kyunki uske huaband se related kayi chije maine uske bedroom me dekha tha... ab lover toh tha nahi Niv ka koyi... toh usi ke husband ki wo sab chize hongi , maine aisa andaza lagaya. Uske akelepan ke sath-sath main uske mann ko bhi bhaanp chukka tha… jitni meri samajh hai , jitna main soch sakta hoon, uske according use ek launde ki shakt jaroorat hai, is samay. Niv, is samay akeli thi... matlab uski love life zero thi aur kisi ke sath friends with benefits wala bhi rishta nahi tha… bole toh 100 % shuddh single, meri tarah… isliye main uske sath mingle hona chahta tha.
Isliye maine last 2 working days me jitni sites clear hui thi , unki reports.. files aur pendrive dono me lekar Nivedita Rani ke cabin me ghusa… pahle toh mann kiya ki goggle-voggle laga ke, collar upar karke , beedi peete hue role me andar ghusu par fir socha ki......... anyway, Niv is samay khidki se neeche dekh kuch soch rahi thi…
“pranipaatra ”dono hath jodkar Niv ka aadar satkar karte hue main dheemi aawaz me bola
wo apne khayalo me itni khoyi hui thi ki meri ye dheemi aawaz ne bhi Nivedita ko jhakjhor kar rakh diya… wo wahi baithe-baithe kaanp uthi.... mujhe bhi use dekh kar kaanp jaana chahiye tha ya waha se seedhe neeche kood jaana chahiye tha. par kisi bhi haal me waha nahi rukna chahiye tha. par main ruka aur waha baitha bhi.
“Atharva, tum ho… baithiye mahashay… toh abhi pura hua aapka 5 minute…”
“ye arrange kar raha tha…”pahle file maine ekdum role me uske table par feki aur fir uske upar pendrive rakhte hue garv se bola “ye do din se pending tha aur aapko report bhi bhejna tha upar… taki upar wale aapke promotion me koyi upari rukawat na daale… promotion toh ab hoke rahega”
“I got it… Atharva..”
“yeah, you got it right… we have to work hard… we will nail the…”
“I got the promotion, Atharva”mujhe beech me chup karakar Niv boli
“proooo..motion.. you … you got the promotion? Promotion wala promotion na…”
“aur mujhe Indore branch ki site manager ke liye kinhi do senior colleague ka naam suggest karne ke liye bola gaya hai… aaj sham tak. Dusare naam ka toh abhi pata nahi par pahla naam tumhara hoga…”
“thankkk....”
“par sirf ek shart par.... tumhare left eyebrow ke upar sar par jo nishan hai, wo kaise laga… katayi zehar lagte ho…”main thank you kahta uske pahle hee bol padi
“thank you, mam…” jis nishan ka jikra Niv ne kiya tha, uspar ungaliya firate hue main bola “ kahani bahut lambi hai aur samay bahut kam… fir kabhi…?”
“waise, ab taiyar ho jao… bahut mehnat karni hai, aane wale dino me… khaskar ke tab, jab mere yaha se jaane ke baad yadi Ericsson walo ne tumhe site manager banaya toh… tumhe apne colleagues se kaam nikalwana aana chahiye… fir chahe method koyi bhi ho…”
“tumhare... matlab aapke jaane ke baad….? Iska kya matlab ? ”
“matlab promotion ke sath-sath… transfer bhi hua hai. Ericsson ke Nagpur branch me”
Mann toh udas hua ye sunkar ki Nivedita ka transfer ho raha hai, par kar bhi kya sakte hai... wo kaun se mere kahne ya mere udas hone par apna promotion chhod kar yahi Indore me sadegi.
“Nagpur me kaha…? humara ek senior waha ke pagalkhane me tha...”haste hue maine kaha…
“exact address nahi maloom…”kahte hue Niv wo file , jo maine abhi-abhi uske saamne rakhi thi usko uthakar uske panne paltane lagi…
Idhar… Niv file ke panne palta rahi toh udhar mera dil palat raha tha… uski baaton se. kyunki Nivedita ab yaha se jaane wali thi, isliye main ab confusion me tha ki isse wo kahu bhi ya nahi… jo main aaj kahne wala tha. Pahla raasta ye tha ki main Niv. Se wo kah du… jo main kahne ke liye aaj ghar se nikla tha, par problem ye thi ki Yadi ab kahta hu toh wo pakka naa karegi kyunki ab toh wo yaha se jaa rahi hai aur mujhe lekar use koyi feeling hogi bhi toh wo daba degi… mujhe bhi aisa karna chahiye… main bhi apni feelings ko daba deta hu , fir chahe zindagi bhar yahi malal rahe ki …. Kash us din kah deta.
Dusara raasta jo tha wo chup-chap jis tarah muskurate hue main yaha aaya tha waise hee muskurate hue yaha se nikal jaun… taki Niv site manager ke promotion ke liye mera name suggest kare aur uske jaane ke baad ye puri branch mere under me… yaha ka pura maal mera… ye bada sa alishan cabin bhi mera… jaha main ek mast screen lagwaunga aur mast sofe me pasar kar bf dekhunga… cricket dekhunga, satta bhi khelunga. fir meri life set hai.
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“Par nahi yar….”kuch der tak khud se vad-vivad karne ke baad main is niskarsh par pahucha ki try toh marna hee chahiye…
Par kaise….? Seedhe… I Love you from deep of my heart…. Bol du kya… nahi, ye sahi nahi rahega… pahle date ke liye puchhata hu.
“good work…”file ke panne palat-te hue Niv boli
“thank You mam… aap dat…day… date…”
“date…? aaj ki date….? 18”
“thank you…”khud par gussa hote hue maine bade pyar se kaha
“excellent…”file band karke wahi neeche rakhte hue Niv. Boli “ye pd last time ki tarah data corrupted toh show nahi karne wali na…?”
“arey wo…. Wo… wo toh Veeeeeeeed…. Ki galtiiiiii............. nahi thi, wo actually meri galti thi. isliye main check karke laya hu… wo Ved ki galti nahi thi… infact, jo site kal clear nahi hui hai, uske liye maine aaj Ved ko sabke saamne harasse bhi kiya hai, jaisa ki aapne mujhe sikhaya tha.”
“drop the act, Atharva… I know, you both are good friends since childhood... bas mujhe janna hai ki kya tum dono ek dusare ka naam dekhkar dost bane the kya...? Atharva-Ved.. this is cool, in a sense”
Aur jaise hee Niv ne ye kaha, main kuch pal ke liye coma me chala gaya… matlab kaise… kab… kisne ise bataya. Ved toh ise batane se raha, maine bataya nahi aur office me kisi se ye bina kaam ke koyi baat karti nahi... fir Niv ko kaise pata chala…? Matlab refrence toh Ved ke resume me mera hee tha, par Nivedita ne childhood word ka istemaal kiya… matlab ise maloom kaise chala ki main aur Ved bachpan se ek hee thali ke chattu battu hai….
“you can go now…”mere khayalat me ghuste hue Niv boli….
“wo mam….mmmm…..”
“haan bolo…”
“wo… dayyyt… date..”main dusari baar apni is harqat par khud par gussaya
“bataya toh 18th…”
“actually… wo… date nahi”
“clearly bolo na…kya bolna chahte ho”
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“kya bolu main…”jab mere muh se lakh koshisho ke bawjood bhi kuch nahi nikla toh hathiyaar dalte hue maine bhari mann se kaha… aur mayusi bhari nazro se Niv ki taraf dekha, par use toh koyi fark hee nahi pad raha tha.
“you okay, Atharva… ? you look exhausted…. Aaj jaldi ghar jao.. par uske pahle ye file….”ek file mujhe pakdate hue wo boli… “in sites ki data abhi tak mere paas nahi aaye, toh jinki jimmedari thi, unko bolo… ok... aur aisa bolna ki ye kaam is samay unhe unki zindagi ka sabse important kaam lage..”
“ok and I LOVE YOU….”maine jaise hee file Nivedita ke hath se li mere muh se apne aap hee ye nikal gaya… kamal hai, jab tak khud se bolna chahta tha, tab tak I LOVE YOU, ka I tak nahi nikla aur ab… achanak se…. madarchod... gaya kaam se…
Nivedita Rani mujhe dekhti rahi, ghoorti rahi... uske chehre ke expression mujhe I Love You Too , bolne waale nahi lag rahe the... use dekhkar yahi lag raha tha ki wo andar hee mere maa-behan ko yaad kar rahi hai. par dignity maintain karni thi... use bhi aur mujhe bhi... main toh nahi bolne wala tha, wo toh apne aap kahi se nikal gaya aur wo apna chashma set karte hue thodi der baad mujhse boli...
“I don’t think that was a nice thing to say… everything was good until you said that… why did you do that…”apna sar pakad kar mayoos hote hue Nivedita Rani boli…