Updaye-185(Those Plans)
Uske baad gharwaalon ko inform kardiya gaya sab bhaage doudey aaye Anjali and team bhi aai sabke cehre dekh k he samjh gaya main ki kitane khuss they wohlog.. Sabne emotional chutspaa kiya.. Filhaal meri body mein theek thaak chotein lagi thi.. Jaise ki meri chest mein laga woh chaaku kaa nishaan beshak gehra naa ho but dardnaak tha.. Then mere munh par lage punches se munh par nishaan they even mera munh takk sujja hua tha.... Sir par jo danda yaa jo kuch padda tha uske liye pure sir k uppar patti ki hui thi.. Taang mein Dard tha.. Uske alaawa Right hand shayad dislocated tha jo shayad fix kiya ja chuka tha... Mera pait kaafi Dard kar raha tha as pait mein bahot saare punches lage they. Mere galle mein ek patta tha shayad neck mein bhi chot lagi thi thodi bahot lekin neck mein pain nahi tha..
Gharwaalon ko thoda ajeeb lag raha tha lekin maine kaha ki gussa aagaya tha or darr khatam or unko maalum tha mujhe gussa aata hai toh main kuch bhi kar shakta hun issliye unhone maanli meri baat..
Main-ye kuttey waala patta hatta toh Ruhi my neck is fine..
Ruhi-Sure..?
Main-Haan ye dekh..
Ruhi-Ok OK..
Main-Kabtak discharge karegi..?
Ruhi-Woh toh doctor bataaegi teri..
Main - Tu bhi toh doctor he hai..
Ruhi-oh for fucks shake main 1000 baar bata chuki tujhe I am a neurosurgeon...
Main-whatever.. Uss doctor ko bol ki jaldi se jaldi discharge kare....
Ruhi-oh main puch leti hun.. Shayad Kal subah takk toh yahin hai tu kam se kam.
Main - Secondly I am hungry as fuck...
Babhi- Main leke aai hun Khaana..
Ruhi-Nahi babhi ye nahi khaa shakta...
Babhi-Matlab..?
Ruhi-You know stomach mein kaafi dikkat Hai iske kaafi jor se laga hai pait mein internal injuries nahi hain but digestive system mein shayad thoda problems hai aisa bataaya doctors ne issliye jyaada hard food nahi khaa shakta he uppar se medicines par hai toh itana hard food allowed nahi hai..
Main-Toh kya khaaun..?
Ruhi-Khichadi.. Soup.. Daal.. mashed potatoes...
Main-wait what the fuck are you talking about.. Ye khaaunga main yahaan par..
Ruhi - Sadly yess.. Or yahaan par bhi nahi agle kuch weeks takk ghar par bhi aisa he kuch Khaana padega...
Main-What the fuck... Fuck the what.
Ruhi-Yep..dusara kuch try karke dekhlena tumhaara digestive system pehle he slow tha abhi toh or bhi jyaada waat lagegi.. Yahi sab Khaana padega abtoh..
Babhi-Khaaega ye iske toh purvaj bhi khaaenge..
Ruhi-Heheheh.. Main mangwaadeti hun babhi.. Kya kya mangwaana hai AP...
Main-Haan jaise 5 star hotel kaa menu card dikha rahi hai.. Sab le aa jo khaa shakta hun passand aaya woh khaa lunga..
Ruhi-ok..
Ye bolke Ruhi wahaan se chali gayi.. Toh filhaal wahaan main or Babhi he they keval jyaada bheed allowed nahi thi..
Main-Time kya hua hai..?
Babhi-shyaam k 7 baje hai...
Main-Aapko ghar nahi Jaana..?
Babhi-Ghar par kya karna hai mereko..?
Main-Yahaan kya karna hai toh..
Babhi- jabtak tu discharge nahi hoga tabtak main yahin hun..
Main-Pagal ho aap..? Ghar jaao mast nahaa dhoke rest lo.. Abeer rukk jaaega Sam hai Ravi
hai mangal hai Rishi hai...
Babhi-Kyun merese kya problem hai...
Main-lo karlo baat aapke faayde k liye he bolraha...
Babhi-Mujhe nahi caahiye faayda.. Main yahin hun woh aaenge toh tu unke sath kuch bhi khaa pee lega..
Main - Nahi khaaunga babhi.. By the way mera phone recover karliya tha naa..
Babhi-Haan bike or phone dono recover kar liye they.. Abeer k pass hai..
Main-Usko phone karke bolo ki woh Aajaega dinner karke mera phone le aaega and aap chale Jaana ghar...
Babhi-Nope.. Woh Aajaega mera Khaana dejaaega and chala jaaega..
Main-Gajab.. Aapse naa jeet shakta main..
Thodi derr baad Mera Khaana le aaya ek banda Uske sath Sath Ruhi thi.. Bhenchod ek badi si tray mere uppar rakh di main thoda utha... Sabse pehle try ki daal.. Yuck... Yuck .. Kuch nahi tha usme.. Lekin bhook itani lagi thi ki sab thoda thoda khaaliya maine... Tab jaake thoda chain Milla then main washroom gaya toilet karke waapis aaya chalne firne mein jyaada dikkat nahi thi bus 3 din se padda tha toh thoda kamjor mehsooh kar raha tha main..Raatko Bhai Ami or Abeer aagaye they.. then bhai ne babhi ko samjhaaya ki tum bhi rest lelo thoda Abeer rukkjaaega hum sabne force kiya then babhi Raji hui Jaane ko... 9 baje Ruhi bhi subah aane ka bol kar gayi Bhai and babhi bhi strict hidaayat deke chale gaye wahaan se.. Ab wahaan bache main Ami or Abeer...
Abeer-Kaisa hai..?
Main-Fit and fine.. Bhosdk gand he Marr gayi thi..
Abeer-Yep.. Mujhe laga tha agar ye kaam nahi karega toh bc chud jaaenge.. Lekin thankfully kar gaya kaam...
Main - Karna he tha actually jab thode time k liye he gaya hon main tabhi agar ye ilaaj kardey toh kaam karega agar jyaada derr hogayi toh nahi karega caahe kitane he din behosh rakhlo...
Abeer-Abhi kaisa feel kar raha hai... Anger.?
Main-naa durr durr takk nahi.. I am feeling great actually.... Finally kaali gaya..
Ami-Boss kuch yaad hai tumko..
Main-Matlab..
Ami-You know tumne kaha tha ki Tumhaare pass plan hai RJ k liye or Sath he sath Sanjay k liye 36 ghanton mein dono dead...
Main-ek yahi baat mujhe khaaye jaaraha
I hai... I can feel that ki mere pass surely plan tha or keval un 2 k liye nahi sabke liye plan tha pure Asia ko dominate karne ka plan tha yahi toh problem hai uske pass merese jyaada IQ hai and jyaada mind space hai.. Uppar se woh easily mind palace mein jaa aa shakta Hai jabki meri gand Marr jaati yaa toh Jaane mein yaa fir jaake aane mein.. Main jo kaam apne maximum mind usage par kar paata hun woh uske 35-37% hisse mein easily kar leta hai.. And believe me uske pass saikdon plans they.. And you know what the best thing is..?
Abeer-Kya..?
Main-Woh Red John ko kuch nahi maanta nothing like Red John uske saamne kuch hai he nahi... Then Sanjay ko woh apne under rakhna caahta hai bc Sanjay jo 75% India k uppar baitha hai woh usko apni slave banaana caahta hai.. Even uske supporters takk ko apne under rakhna caahta hai.. Can you fucking belive this woh pehle se bhi strong and fast hogaya hai I mean woh paddey paddey increase horaha hai.. This is absurd..
Abeer-Holy fucking shit..
Ami - This is fucking insane.. I mean socho agar tum dono parts ko Control karlo ek sath then..
Main-main bata bhi nahi shakta kya kardenge fir apan log north India kya India will be ours..
Abeer-I still can't belive this tune bhenchod 36 ghantey mein 2 sabse powerful inshaan and unki gangs ko niptaane kaa plan Banaa liya tha.. That is nuts..
Main-lekin dikkat ye hai ki main Jaan nahi paaunga kya tha plan bataaega nahi woh lawda..
Abeer-Its OK tu bhi toh bana shakta hai plan dikkat kya hai bc...
Ami-By the way just to make sure Jo Woh dusara banda Marra woh engineer woh kind of innocent tha I think uski wife and kids ko maarne ki dhamki thi issliye ussne help ki thi keval..
Abeer-Ho shakta hai yaa nahi bhi...
Main-Naa woh innocent tha bataaya Tha usne sab mereko beekh maangi thi ussane apni jindagi ki..
Abeer-Or yahi uski sabse badi galati thi shayad..
Main-Yep.. Woh wait he kar raha tha usse maja aata hai logon ko mout k kareeb dekh k aise gidgidaatey hue... Even Kaali ko bhi ussi ki permission leke maara I mean can you imagine jab tum khud apni mout ki bheek maango and ussi time dusara banda apni jindagi ki beekh maange .. 2 bandey dono alag alag tarah se uske liye toh party hogayi..
Abeer-Uss engineer k bachon ki padhai and baaki k liye paise bhijwaa dunga....
Main-lekin Kahaani bahaar nahi aani caahiye woh kaali k dwaara he Marra tha..
Abeer-yahi story hai..
Main-Cool.. Bhenchod befaltu mein he ludka diya.. Gandu..
Ami-It's ok..
Main-I know mujhe koi sympathy nahi hai uss bandey k khilaaf I don't give a fuck woh innocent tha yaa nahi I mean ussne mereko maarne ka plan banaane mein help ki thi caahe marji se ki ho yaa forcefully.. I mean aise logon k sath rehna he kyun hai jo baadmein Tumhaari family kaa he faayda uthaaein.. Ab bhugto...
Abeer-Yep... So aage kya..?
Main - Bhai hansi majaak ab bahot hua mujhe ek seekh jarur milgayi usase ki main befaltu ek he cheej par time waste kar raha hun.. Red John ki feilding lagaatey hain I am tired now..
Ami-Great..
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