Wo December ka aakhri haftha tha. Sardi apni hadh par thi . Ghar ke chhote se drawing room mein, ek taraf heater ki ghurr-ghurr chal rahi thi, aur doosri taraf main ek purane wooden table par baitha IIT ke last year ke papers dekh raha tha. Maa kitchen mein chai bana rahi thi – usi chai ki khushboo aur uske saath aati unki awaaz ne mera dhyaan tod diya.
“Beta, itna mat pada kar... aankhon ko thoda aaram de, exam nikal hi lega tu,” Maa boli.
Main muskuraya nahi, bas bola, “Maa, IIT hai... sab nikal lete toh fir har colony mein engineer hota.”
Maa hansi, “Tu toh apne papa jaisa hi hai – har baat mein logic.”
Papa tabhi bistar par pade the, unhe tez bukhaar tha. Par unhone fir bhi mere liye sab arrange kar diya tha — ticket, bag, exam ke admit card tak sambhal ke rakhe the. Unka ek alag hi confidence tha mere upar, jaise unhe pata ho ki main kuch bada karne wala hoon.
Unhone bola tha, “Dekho, train ki ticket waiting hai, par ho jayegi confirm. Main chhodne chalunga.”
Par din beetta gaya, aur papa ki tabiyat aur kharab hoti gayi. Maa unke sir par patti rakhti rahi, aur main chupchaap apna bag pack karta raha. Ghar mein wo typical middle-class silence tha — jisme pyar bhi hota hai, tension bhi, aur thoda sa guilt bhi.
Phir ek din Maa ne haath rakha mere kandhe par aur bola,
“Ab main chalungi tere saath. Tu bas exam par dhyaan rakhna. Train raat ki hai, hum dono milke sambhal lenge.”
Us waqt laga, jaise poora ghar maa ke kandhon par aa gaya ho. Papa ne bas itna bola, “Khud ka khayal rakhna... aur seat confirm hai ya nahi, station par check kar lena.”
Aur bas, yahin se *Lucknow jaane ka program ban gaya...
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Meri maa aur main phir train main chadh gaye. Humne 3rd AC coach par waiting ka ticket liya tha, so hum dono andar jakar khali seat par beth gaye. Wo zamane main confirm ticket ko pata karne ka ek hi tareeka hota tha aur wo tha station par sheet. Papa ne bolta—dekh lena phir bethna par nahin...hum to hum the. Hum gaye aur beth gaye....
5 min main hi train se awaj aayi aur lijiye shuru ho gaya humara safar ...wo safar jo mujhe kuch baht hi ajeeb sa experience dene wala tha ...
Train nikal kar Rampur hi pahuchi thi ki TT aa gaya ... ek adhed umar ka admin ... use dekhkar mujhe ajeeb sa laga ... yeh sarkari log thoda dress theek se kyun pehante ... shirt halki si bahar ... musa sa black court ... wo sabka ticket check karta hua aa raha tha ...
Tab tak main aur maa ek khali seat par mast beth gaye the...humne apna samaan seat ke neeche rakh bhi diya tha...aur meri maa ko aisa confidence tha ki ticket toh confirm hi hai ki unhone aram se use lock bhi kar diya tha....
TT—Haan ji, behenji, ticket?
Maa—Ji bhaisahab…yeh lijiye...mera aur yeh mera beta…
TT dekhte hue—Madam, yeh confirm nahin hai... aapko pata nahin tha... yaha beth gaye ...
Maa—achank se thoda hadbaba gayi. Haan haan, sir (achanak se wo bhaisahab se sir ho gaya)...wo main check nahin kar paayi. Train main jagah hain...aap abhi kar dijiye.
TT—Kisne bola khali hain...yeh seat bhi occupied hain. Agle station se passenger hain...
Maa ab back foot par hai—sir, toh phir aap koi aur seat de dijiye...main pay kar dungi…
TT—Ab wo apni reservation list par dekhte hue aur Maa ko bilkul hi ignore karte hue—na nahin hain aur aisa hain aap jo hain sleeper main jaiye...yaha AC main mat bethiye...
MAA—sir, par saath main beta hain. Aap pls dekhiye kuch ho jaye...
TT—Maa ko dhya de dekhta hua ...aur ek najar unke boobs par (jo cover teh duppette) se ... Madam, aisa hai agar hoti toh dekhta...abhi toh aap sleeper main chaiye...pls thoda jaldi kariye...aur bhi kaam hai... (Uski awaaj main ek alg hi tarat ka raub tha ab.)
Maa ab thoda ghabrate hue—Ji ji, main wo samaan nikaal lu.
Aur yeh kehkar Maa uthi aur uske saamne hi neeche jhuk kar...apne ghutne main aakar...neeche se samaan nikalne lagi....
TT ne yeh dekha toh apna reservation ka kaagaj apne saamne se hatah liya ...main wahi betha use hi dekh raha tha ...uski Aankhen seedhe meri maa ki gaand par thi...ek dum se seat se uth kar jhuk kar bethne se maa ka suit ka hissa usiki badi gaand main ghusa hua tha ....wo ek tak use hi dekh raha tha ...
Apni Maa ke baare main thoda bata du...ekdam gori, height 5'6", bhara hua figure, and age 32 years. Ek dum gori aur tight gaand.
TT ka nazar uske gaand par tikka hua tha ...meri jaan se bhi zyada pyaari maa ke gaand par kisi aur ka nazar tikka hua tha ...mujhe gussa aa raha tha ...lekin ek taraf se ek ajeeb si garmi bhi...
“Beta, itna mat pada kar... aankhon ko thoda aaram de, exam nikal hi lega tu,” Maa boli.
Main muskuraya nahi, bas bola, “Maa, IIT hai... sab nikal lete toh fir har colony mein engineer hota.”
Maa hansi, “Tu toh apne papa jaisa hi hai – har baat mein logic.”
Papa tabhi bistar par pade the, unhe tez bukhaar tha. Par unhone fir bhi mere liye sab arrange kar diya tha — ticket, bag, exam ke admit card tak sambhal ke rakhe the. Unka ek alag hi confidence tha mere upar, jaise unhe pata ho ki main kuch bada karne wala hoon.
Unhone bola tha, “Dekho, train ki ticket waiting hai, par ho jayegi confirm. Main chhodne chalunga.”
Par din beetta gaya, aur papa ki tabiyat aur kharab hoti gayi. Maa unke sir par patti rakhti rahi, aur main chupchaap apna bag pack karta raha. Ghar mein wo typical middle-class silence tha — jisme pyar bhi hota hai, tension bhi, aur thoda sa guilt bhi.
Phir ek din Maa ne haath rakha mere kandhe par aur bola,
“Ab main chalungi tere saath. Tu bas exam par dhyaan rakhna. Train raat ki hai, hum dono milke sambhal lenge.”
Us waqt laga, jaise poora ghar maa ke kandhon par aa gaya ho. Papa ne bas itna bola, “Khud ka khayal rakhna... aur seat confirm hai ya nahi, station par check kar lena.”
Aur bas, yahin se *Lucknow jaane ka program ban gaya...
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Meri maa aur main phir train main chadh gaye. Humne 3rd AC coach par waiting ka ticket liya tha, so hum dono andar jakar khali seat par beth gaye. Wo zamane main confirm ticket ko pata karne ka ek hi tareeka hota tha aur wo tha station par sheet. Papa ne bolta—dekh lena phir bethna par nahin...hum to hum the. Hum gaye aur beth gaye....
5 min main hi train se awaj aayi aur lijiye shuru ho gaya humara safar ...wo safar jo mujhe kuch baht hi ajeeb sa experience dene wala tha ...
Train nikal kar Rampur hi pahuchi thi ki TT aa gaya ... ek adhed umar ka admin ... use dekhkar mujhe ajeeb sa laga ... yeh sarkari log thoda dress theek se kyun pehante ... shirt halki si bahar ... musa sa black court ... wo sabka ticket check karta hua aa raha tha ...
Tab tak main aur maa ek khali seat par mast beth gaye the...humne apna samaan seat ke neeche rakh bhi diya tha...aur meri maa ko aisa confidence tha ki ticket toh confirm hi hai ki unhone aram se use lock bhi kar diya tha....
TT—Haan ji, behenji, ticket?
Maa—Ji bhaisahab…yeh lijiye...mera aur yeh mera beta…
TT dekhte hue—Madam, yeh confirm nahin hai... aapko pata nahin tha... yaha beth gaye ...
Maa—achank se thoda hadbaba gayi. Haan haan, sir (achanak se wo bhaisahab se sir ho gaya)...wo main check nahin kar paayi. Train main jagah hain...aap abhi kar dijiye.
TT—Kisne bola khali hain...yeh seat bhi occupied hain. Agle station se passenger hain...
Maa ab back foot par hai—sir, toh phir aap koi aur seat de dijiye...main pay kar dungi…
TT—Ab wo apni reservation list par dekhte hue aur Maa ko bilkul hi ignore karte hue—na nahin hain aur aisa hain aap jo hain sleeper main jaiye...yaha AC main mat bethiye...
MAA—sir, par saath main beta hain. Aap pls dekhiye kuch ho jaye...
TT—Maa ko dhya de dekhta hua ...aur ek najar unke boobs par (jo cover teh duppette) se ... Madam, aisa hai agar hoti toh dekhta...abhi toh aap sleeper main chaiye...pls thoda jaldi kariye...aur bhi kaam hai... (Uski awaaj main ek alg hi tarat ka raub tha ab.)
Maa ab thoda ghabrate hue—Ji ji, main wo samaan nikaal lu.
Aur yeh kehkar Maa uthi aur uske saamne hi neeche jhuk kar...apne ghutne main aakar...neeche se samaan nikalne lagi....
TT ne yeh dekha toh apna reservation ka kaagaj apne saamne se hatah liya ...main wahi betha use hi dekh raha tha ...uski Aankhen seedhe meri maa ki gaand par thi...ek dum se seat se uth kar jhuk kar bethne se maa ka suit ka hissa usiki badi gaand main ghusa hua tha ....wo ek tak use hi dekh raha tha ...
Apni Maa ke baare main thoda bata du...ekdam gori, height 5'6", bhara hua figure, and age 32 years. Ek dum gori aur tight gaand.
TT ka nazar uske gaand par tikka hua tha ...meri jaan se bhi zyada pyaari maa ke gaand par kisi aur ka nazar tikka hua tha ...mujhe gussa aa raha tha ...lekin ek taraf se ek ajeeb si garmi bhi...
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