Funny Fifty Shades Of Bakchodi

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Agasthya ka jaadui chiraag
Part 3

Agasthya..Abe saale haramkhor yeh kya kiya abhi tak main virgin hoon

Jinn..aaka meri ismein kya galti hai aapne hi bola bur toh maine de diya

Agasthya..tu paagal hai tu paagal hai chutiye gandu teri biwi ki bhofdi mein apne munne ko daalke hiror dunga

Jinn..aaka mere paas utha time nahi hai
Ab tumhare paas bas do wish hai
Jaldi batao kya karna hai

Agasthya man mein..agar maine ise apne munne ko wapas laane ko bola toh mere paas ek hi wish reh jaayegi
Kismat se mujhe jinn mila hai ise main aise nahi chhod sakta

Agasthya...mujhe unlimited wish chahiye

Jinn..aaqa gand masti nahi karo
Seriously bolo

Agasthya kuchh der sochke
Main chahta hoon tum mujhe immortal bana do

Jinn..aaqa ab aap bur masti kar rahe
Itna bada ho gaye ho yeh nahi pata ki immortal koi nahi ho sakta
Main kya kehta hoon apne munne ko wapas manga lo
Aur ek shape shiftter ladki maang lo jis roop mein chahoge karoge

Agasthya man mein
Idea toh achcha hai Lekin iski gand masti toh nikaalni padegi na

Agasthya..meri dusri wish yeh hai ki abhi yaha 10 kaale negro aajaye

Jinn be like

Jinn..yeh lo aaqa aagaye yeh

Agasthya..ab mujhe meri dono wish poori karke do
Pehli mujhe unlimited wish chahiye
Dusri mujhe immortal banna hai
Agar aisa nahi kiya toh meri teesri wish yeh hai
Ki yeh 10 negro milke tumhein 10000 saal tak pelenge woh bhi bina ruke

Jinn

 

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Sasukes Mistress

 

[Avaran]

Agasthya bhai Dar ka Mahual Jab Tak Next scene Nahi Aata.

 

[Avaran]

Agasthya ka jaadui chiraag

Jaadugar gusse mein..tu mujhe ghelchod samajh raha hai
Mujhe woh chiraag dega ki.nahi
De nahi toh is gufa ko band karke chala jaaunga

Agasthya..bhos led ke madarchod board mere sath dhokha
Tujhe main apna lund dunga aaja le le

Yeh sunke jaadugar ke badan mein sansani daud gayi

Agasthya ka shakal rone jaisa ho gaya uska man kharab ho gaya
Woh ulti karne jaisa munh banane laga
Jaadugar neeche hont kaat te hue
Uff
Tabhi jaadugar ko ehsaas hua
Jaadugar..main aakhir baar bol raha hoon ki tu mujhe woh chiraag dega ki nahi

Agasthya ne ek dhela uthaya aur jaadugar ko maara
Jaadugar ki pagdi neeche kar gayi

Aur phir usne gufa band kar di

Jaadugar..bhukh pyas se mar jaayega tab chiraag le lunga

Aur phir jadugar chala gaya

Agasthya rote hue..master kaha ho.master mere ko bachao alpha banne ke chakkar mein maine jaadugar ko hadka toh diya lekin ab Mera kya ho gya

Kuchh time beet gaya

Tabhi agasthya ka phone baja

Aakash..kaha hai

Agasthya..mujhe nikaal mere bhai yaha se fans gaya hoon
Main mar jaaunga

Aakash.. lekin tu hai kaha

Agasthya..kaali pahadi ki aakhri gufa mein band hoon

Aakash..Abe tu wahan kaise pahunch gaya woh toh bahut khatarnak jagah hai

Agasthya..tu mujhe yaha se nikaalega ya mera biography likhega

Phone cut ho gaya

Kuchh der baad gufa khuli aur aakash wahan khada tha
Agasthya upar aagaya aur phir usne poori baat batayi
Aakash..laundiya ke chakkar mein kitna gid gaya hai

Aur phir aakash ne agasthya ko ghar chhoda
Agasthya woh jaadui chiraag dekhne laga
Kya hai ismein aisa

Agasthya so gaya sote hue sapno mein woh dhaki chiki karne laga
Chirag uske neeche aagaya
Aur phir dhaki chiki sapno mein ho raha tha lekin movement yaha hone laga
Aur phir chiraag se ek jinn nikla

Zor se awaz aayi
Kya hua

Agasthya ghabrake utha ek mota neela danav khada tha uske saamne

Jinn..lund chahiye ya bur

Agasthya fatak se bola bur

Jinn..lo phir seal pack

Aur tabhi agasthya ko kuchh mehsus hua aur usne apne ustaad ko check kiya
Wahan ustaad nahi tha wahan toh muniya thi

Agasthya

Agasthya Aakash. Raj_sharma Avaran JaideepRaj

Jinn Ne Aggu bhaiya ka Gender Change kardiya

 

[Sasukes Mistress]

Sasukes Mistress

Sfw story likho next time whi padhte hoon.

 

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Sfw story likho next time whi padhte hoon.

No

 

[Aakash.]

Fantasy mein kya logic point karo
Aur agar nahi kiya toh phir dekhna ju

Ab kisko kilsaye men ​

 

[Raj_sharma]

Fantasy mein kya logic point karo
Aur agar nahi kiya toh phir dekhna ju

Agar point na de sake to fir wahi munia pilwa diyo

 

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Ab kisko kilsaye men ​

Werewolf

 

[Aakash.]

Werewolf

Likh do fir sochna kya itna ​

 

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Likh do fir sochna kya itna ​

Abhi Agasthya waali toh poori ho jaaye