Chapter - 31
Call ke aadhe ghante baad bhi hum sab waiting room mein hi the, intezaar se aadhe soye, aadhe jage haalat mein. Main bhi thodi-thodi aankhein band karne laga tha, jabhi waiting room ke darwaze par woh harami Hira dikha. Woh apni nazrein idhar-udhar dauda raha tha, jaise kisi shikaar ki talash mein ho. Uski nazar mujh par padi, aur woh meri taraf aane laga. Mera dil dhadka—maine jhat se idhar-udhar dekha, yeh check karne ke liye ki kahin Ammi ya Abbu jag to nahi gaye. Par teeno—Ammi, Abbu, aur Noor—chain ki neend mein doobe the, aur chhote Rizwan ko Ammi ki god mein sote dekh dil thodi tasalli mili. Hira ne mujhe dekhte hi door se salaam thoka, aur ishare se poochha ki Noor kahan hai. Shayad use pehchanne mein masakkat ho rahi thi—Noor aur Ammi dono poore burqe mein thi, aur door se unhe alag karna mushkil tha. Maine dheere se Noor ki taraf ishara kar diya.
Main soch mein pad gaya—yeh kameena yahan kya khel khelega? Abhi yahi khayal dimag mein daud rahe the ki Hira ne ishare se mujhe apne paas bulaya. Maine Ammi, Abbu, Noor, aur Rizwan ko wahi chhod, dheere se utha aur uske paas chala gaya.
Hira ne mujhe paas aate hi mere kandhe par haath rakha aur phusphusaya, “Yaar, yahan to koi niji kamra hai hi nahi!”
Maine apna sir pakad liya aur bola, “Pata hai, saale, maine bhi dekha!”
Woh kuch pal soch mein duba, phir station ke peeche wale platform ki taraf ishara kiya aur bola, “Dekh, wahan kaam ho jayega.”
Maine aankhein chhoti ki—jis taraf woh ishara kar raha tha, wahan ek purani maal-gaadi khadi thi. “Saale, isme kaise hoga?” maine khujlate hue kaha. “Lagta hai tera aaj kuch nahi banta!”
Hira gusse mein mujhe ghoora, phir Noor ki taraf dekhte hue bola, “Tujhe uski tension lene ki zarurat nahi, bhadwe. Tu bas sone ki nautanki kar, main ise leke jata hoon.”
Maine sir haan mein hilaya, par zehen mein ek sawal utha. “Ammi, Abbu, aur Rizwan ka kya? Woh poochhenge, yaar, Noor kahan gayi!”
Hira ne mujhe ek aur ghoor diya, jaise meri aukaat yaad dila raha ho. “Tu koi bakchodi kar dena, samjha?”
Yeh bolkar usne mujhe seat par wapas sone ka ishara kiya. Main wapas apni jagah baith gaya, aankhein band kar sone ki acting karne laga. Hira dheere se Noor ke paas gaya aur uske burqe ke neeche se uska pair halke se hilaya, jaise use jaga raha ho.
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Noor ke pair par Hira ke halke se chhune se woh ekdum chaunk kar uth baithi, burqe ke andar se uski aankhein badi-badi dikh rahi thi. Main seat par aankhein band kiye, sone ki acting karta raha, par kaan uski taraf lage the. Hira ne dheere se, lekin ek gande maze ke saath phusphusaya, “Arre, meri jaan, darr kyun rahi hai? Main hoon na.”
Noor ki awaaz thodi kampati hui aayi, “Hira, yeh kya kar rahe ho? Sab yahin hain!”
Hira ne ek chhoti si hasi chhodi, jaise uska darr uske liye mazaak ho. “Sab so rahe hain, saali. Aur 10 din ke liye tu Dilli ja rahi hai, yeh judaai bardasht nahi hoti, jaan.”
Noor chup rahi, shayad uski saansein tez ho rahi thi. “Par... yeh galat hai,” usne dheeme se kaha, par awaaz mein ek ajeeb si narmi thi.
“Galat-vagat chhod, meri rani,” Hira ne phusphusaya, thodi si sakhti ke saath. “Tu bhi to mujhe miss karegi na? Bas thodi si masti, aur phir tu apni train pakad lena.”
Main aankhein band kiye sun raha tha, dil mein ek lazzat ka toofan uth raha tha. Noor ne kuch pal chuppi saadhi, phir ek lambi saans ke saath boli, “Theek hai... lekin jaldi.”
Hira ne shayad muskuraya, kyunki uski awaaz mein ek vijayi si khushi thi. “Chal, meri item, peeche wali maal-gaadi ke paas chupke se chalte hain.”
Main dheere se aankh kholkar dekha—Noor apna burqa sambhalte hue, Hira ke peeche chupke se waiting room se nikal gayi. Unka silsila platform ki andheri taraf gum ho gaya. Main wapas aankhein band kar li, par dil mein ek ajeeb sa faqr jag raha tha. Mera cuck wala dil khushi se naach raha tha—Hira aur Noor ka yeh khel, aur main isme unka saathi, unka rakshak. Agar Ammi ya Abbu jag gaye, to main unhe koi bakchodi suna dunga, unhe chhupane ka yeh kaam meri zimmedari tha.
Aadha ghanta beet gaya, main intezaar mein baitha soch raha tha—Hira aur Noor kahan honge? Platform ki bheed aur shor mein unka pata lagana namumkin tha. Dil mein ek bechaini si thi, par sath hi lazzat bhi—kya khel khel rahe honge woh dono? Ek ghanta aur beet gaya, aur tabhi Abbu ekdum uth baithe. Unhone idhar-udhar dekha, phir Noor ki khali seat par nazar padi. “Imran, Noor kahan hai?” unhone poochha, chehre par thodi chinta ke saath.
Main jhat se uth baitha, sone ki acting chhodkar, aur safed jhooth bola, “Abbu, woh paanch minute pehle bathroom gayi hai.”
Abbu ka chehra thoda sakht hua. “Tujhe uske sath jana chahiye tha, beta!”
“Arre, Abbu,” maine baat sambhalte hue kaha, “aap aur Ammi so rahe the, to main saman par nazar rakhe tha. Yahan choron ka darr hai na!”
Abbu ne ek lambi saans li, phir bole, “Theek hai, ja, use dhoondh kar le aa.”
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Main dil mein thodi bechaini aur thodi lazzat liye utha, Abbu ke kehne par Noor ko dhoondhne chala gaya. Platform par bheed ka aalam tha—log idhar-udhar daudte, thelewalon ki cheekhein, aur trainon ke horn ka shor. Socha, pehle Noor ko phone lagaoon, par phir yaad aaya ki Noor ne apna phone purse mein hi chhoda tha, jo waiting room mein Ammi ke bagal mein rakha tha aur us kameene Hira ka phone band aaya. Ab koi chara nahi tha—dhoondhna padega.
Main bheed cheerta hua peeche wale platform ki taraf badha, jahan woh purani, khatara maal-gaadi khadi thi. Gaadi lambi, tooti-footi, aur andhere mein ek ajeeb si khamoshi ke saath khadi thi, jaise koi bhoot bangla. Dil mein khayal aaya—Hira isme Noor ko kahan le gaya hoga?
Maine ek-ek malgadi ka dibba check karna shuru kiya. Zyadatar dibbe band the, unke darwazon par zang laga hua, aur jo khule the, unmein itni gandagi thi ki pair rakhna mushkil tha—purane gunny bags, toote dabbe, aur ek ajeeb si badboo. Par koi option nahi tha; main aage badhta raha, har dibbe mein jhaankta, dil tezi se dhadakta hua.
Kohjate khojate paanch minute aur beet gaye, aur main gaadi ke aakhiri hisse tak pahunch gaya. Thak kar haar maan-ne wala tha, jab meri nazar ek chhote se guard cabin par padi, gaadi ke bilkul end mein. Woh ek chhota sa kamra tha, andhere mein chhupa hua, jiska darwaza thoda sa khula tha. Main dheere se uski taraf badha, aur jaise hi paas pahuncha, ek ritmik awaaz kaan mein padi—pyar ke josh ki woh dheemi, par saaf awaazein. Mera dil ekdum zor se dhadka—main samajh gaya, Noor aur Hira yahin the.
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Main dheere-dheere guard cabin ki taraf badha, dil mein ek ajeeb si bechaini aur lazzat ka sailaab uth raha tha. Cabin ke chhote se kamre ka darwaza thoda sa khula hua tha. Yeh dekhkar main man hi man hansa aur khud se bola, “Kitna gair-zimmedar hai yeh kameena!” Hira, apne josh mein, shayad darwaza band karna bhool gaya tha. Maine nazdeek jakar, saans rok kar, apna sir halka sa teercha kiya aur andar jhanka. Jo nazara saamne aaya, usne meri aankhein band kar di aur dil ko ek ajeeb, gande sukoon se bhar diya.
Andar, andhere ke chhote se kamre mein, Noor kutiya ki tarah jhuki hui thi, uska burqa kamar tak utha hua tha, ek uljha hua kona zameen ki taraf latak raha tha. Uski chaddi zameen par ek kone mein padi thi, jaise jaldi mein utari gayi ho. Par meri nazrein in sab se hatkar sirf Hira aur Noor par thami hui thi. Dono pasine se tar-batar the, unke jism andhere mein chamak rahe the, jaise koi ganda khazana khul gaya ho. Hira ne Noor ke kandhon ko kas ke jakda hua tha, uski ungliyan uski naram chaati mein dhansi hui thi. Woh poore josh ke saath, tezi se thaap-thaap ki ritmik awaaz ke saath chod raha tha. Noor ke muh se tezi siskiyan nikal rahi thi—dheemi, par itni josh bhari ki lagta tha duniya ki koi fikr uske liye ab maayne nahi rakhti—bas Hira ka jism, uska josh, aur unki yeh chudai.
Main wahin darwaze par khada, andar chal rahe ghamasan chudai ki awaazein aur Noor ki siskiyon ko sun raha tha. Yeh mere liye ek sangeet jaisa tha. Maine apna sir wapas andar ki taraf kiya aur nazara dekhte hue socha, “Yeh galat hoga in dono ko aise haal mein rokna. Asliyat mein, yeh ek gunah se kam nahi hai, par mujhe inhe aaram se apna kaam kar lene dena chahiye.” Yeh sochkar main wahin aaram se khada nazaron ka luft uthane laga. Mujhe kisi ke aane ka dar bhi nahi tha, kyunki yeh lambi maalgaadi ka dibba khule track par kaafi door tha—aur shayad Hira ne bhi yahi socha tha.
“Haai Hira… aaah aaah… mmmm… dheere Hira, dheere…” Noor ki awaaz andar se aayi. Yeh sunte hi maine gaur kiya ki Hira poore dam se dhakke laga raha tha, har dhakke se pura cabin hil raha tha. Meri begum yeh dhakke apne chut par jhel rahi thi. Main muskuraya. Tabhi Hira ki awaaz goonji, “Haan saali, 9-10 din ke liye jaa rahi hai, madarchod, main to tujhe bilkul nahi chhodunga, saali!”
Noor ne dheemi awaaz mein kaha, “Hira, aaram se… aaah aaah… sssi ssiiii… eeeh eeeh… kitni der ho gayi hai… koi uth gaya to… ab jaane de…”
“Nahi saali, aaj tujhe kisi keemat par nahi chhodunga. Saali, aise chodna naseeb nahi hota, aaj nahi!” Hira ka josh badhta ja raha tha.
Andar ka mahaul kaafi garam ho chuka tha. Isi beech, us kameene Hira ki tezi ek naye josh ke saath badhi. Usne meri begum ko kas ke jakad liya aur unke kokh mein virya ki dhaar chhod di. Meri aankhon ke saamne ek gazab ka nazara tha—Noor us kameene ki god mein kampne lagi, jaise usey current laga ho. Usne Hira ko kas ke jakad liya aur cheekh padi, “Maaaai gaaaayi… haaaai aaaaami!” Aur Noor jaise behosh si ho gayi.
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Noor us cabin ke chhote se bed par side mein ludhak gayi, aur Hira ka lund uski chut se 'khuup' ki awaaz ke saath nikla. Main yeh dekhkar hairaan tha ki uska lund abhi bhi khada tha. Main kuch soch hi raha tha ki Hira ki awaaz aayi, “Aa gaya bhadwe, dikhana nahi hai, busy hai teri biwi!” Main chup raha aur sir cabin ke andar kiya. Noor so chuki thi, paseene se uske chehre ka halka-phulka makeup beh chuka tha. Hira wahin khada ek newspaper ka pankha banakar mujhe de diya, “Hawa kar saale, bahut garmi hai.” Maine pankha chalana shuru kiya. Andar chudai ki khushboo mujhe beqabu kiye ja rahi thi; us chhote se cabin mein toh yeh aur bhi zyada mehsus ho raha tha.
“W-wo Hira, abbu khoj rahe the, ab jana padega,” maine dheeme se kaha. Yeh sunte hi Hira, jo ab mobile chala raha tha, meri taraf ghoora. Uska chehra gusse se lal tha. “Nahi jayegi meri girlfriend. Power ki goli tere paas bhejne ke liye nahi khaayi maine!” Main samajh gaya ki uska lund itna chodne aur paani nikalne ke baad bhi kyun khada tha. Meri nazar meri biwi ki nangi chut par gayi, jisme se Hira ka virya ris raha tha.
“Lekin hum waiting room… mere abbu-ammi…” maine baat aage badhaayi, par usne aankh dikhate hue kaha, “Maa chudaye tere ammi-abbu! Saale, unki wajah se chhah mahine se is maal ko chah kar bhi nahi chod paya. Fut tu yahan se!”
“Lekin train…” maine phir koshish ki.
“Pahuncha dunga madarchod! Ab tu fut yahan se, abhi jag ke tujhe dekh liya na toh meri item teri gaand faad degi!”
Main yeh sunte hi us chhote se kamre se bahar nikal gaya aur sochne laga ki ab kya karun. Phir mujhe ek idea aaya. Maine abbu ko call lagaya aur jhooth bola ki Noor ko loose motion ho gaya hai, aur main abhi railway station ke paas ke hospital mein uske saath hun. Abbu ko kaafi fikr hui, to maine kaha ki injection le liya hai, 2-3 ghante usse rest lena padega, aur phir woh travel kar payegi. Maine yeh bhi kaha ki hum train chhutne se pehle aa jayenge. Abbu ne meri baat maan li, aur maine phone kaat diya.
Wahin khada hokar maine apna sir wapas cabin ke andar kiya. Noor halka-halka halchal kar rahi thi. Maine Hira ki taraf dekha aur pucha, “Kuch chahiye aap dono ko?” Hira ne apne sir se paseena pocha, meri taraf dekha, aur bola, “Haan, tu ek colddrink, kuch phal, aur 4 samosa le aa. Aur jaldi aana!” Main uski baat sunte hi Noor aur Hira ke liye samaan lene chala gaya.
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Main kuch der mein samaan leke wapas aa gaya aur usi guard cabin ke bahar pahuncha. Maine gate khatkhataya to andar se awaaz aayi, “Arre baby, daro nahi, mera jaan-pehchaan ka hai.” Shayad Noor jag gayi thi aur kisi teesre ke aane se darr gayi thi. Usko pata hi nahi tha ki teesra main hoon, uska shauhar Imran. Us kameene Hira ne apna haath bahar nikala, aur maine usey sab kuch pakadwa diya. Phir main guard cabin se utar gaya aur waiting room pahunch gaya.
Mujhe dekhkar ammi ne pucha, “Imran, Noor kahan hai?” Maine phir wahi pet kharab wala jhooth dohraya aur bataya ki woh hospital mein hai. “Beta, tumhe nahi aana chahiye tha, saath rehna chahiye tha!” Ammi ne dobara sawal kiya. Maine jawab diya, “Aap chinta mat karo, ammi. Maine us helper Hira ko phone karke bula liya hai. Woh train pakadwa dega.” Meri yeh baat sunte hi ammi chup ho gayi, aur abbu ko bhi chain aa gaya.
Raat ke 10 bajne ko the. Gaadi mein main, ammi, abbu, aur Rizwan chadh chuke the, lekin Noor aur Hira ka koi ata-pata nahi tha. Hira ka phone band aa raha tha, aur Noor apna phone chhod ke chali gayi thi. Gaadi khulne ke 1-2 minute bache the ki daudte hue Hira aur uske peeche burqe mein Noor aayi. Hira mere paas aaya aur bola, “Bola tha na, waqt par pahuncha dunga!” Dono kaafi haanf rahe the. Maine Noor ko upar chadha diya aur Hira ko salam karke dafa kar diya.
Noor ki haalat kharab thi; bechari chalte waqt ladkhada rahi thi. Uske shareer se chudai ki khushboo aa rahi thi, jo uske nazdeek jaane par saaf pata chal raha tha. “Khair, ab sona hi hai raat bhar,” maine hass kar socha. Noor ki haalat dekhkar ammi-abbu uski sehat ke baare mein poochne lage. Maine peeche se kaha, “Iska bistar laga deta hoon, kaafi bimaar lag rahi hai. Noor, tumhe sona hai na, ya baithna hai?” Usne meri taraf dekha aur jawab diya, “Rizwan ke abbu, sona hai.”
Maine bistar lagaya aur usey acche se sula diya. Kuch pal mein gaadi chal padi.
