Thriller WLHTA - The Serpent Of Underworld.

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[Naik]

Update-505(Got Him) ​

505


Sonia mujhse lipatt k so rahi thi or kuch he seconds baad mujhe bhi nind aa gayi.. Lekin meri nind jyaada derr rahi nahi kyunki mera phone vibrate hua call Claire kaa tha Maine call cut kiya toh Claire ka message aaya "Got Him "


Bc main maje k chakkar mein task bhulle baitha tha , 2 baje hain raat k or bc 8 baje toh kand ho jaaega.. Lekin turant he Claire ka dusara message aaya..


"Got Everything"


Ye padhke meri saari nind durr hogayi or Maine khudko Sonia k chungull se azaad kiya usko naa jagaate hue,.. Maine chup chaap kapde pehne or wahaan rakha pen uthaaya or ek paper leke uspe likha..


"it was awesome I loved every bit of it.. You are just insane.. Your body is heaven.. And thanks for letting me explore it.. I'm sorry aadhi raat ko jaa raha hun but something came up.. Jaisa Maine kaha tha meri life yahi hai.. I don't know fir kab milenge humlog but I will be waiting for that day.. Because you are just awesome.. Thanks again.. And sorry if I hurt you in any way.. I hope you enjoyed it.. Hope nahi I know you enjoyed it Maine dekha tumhe harr moment ko enjoy karte hue.. Bye.. See you soon.."


Woh letter wahaan rakh k main suite se bahaar aaya or niche aaya jahaan Claire Abeer or baaki wait kar rahe they mera..


Abeer-No fucking way.. Bhenchod.. Sonia k sath??


Main-Kya..?


Abeer- Abe pure sareer par lipstick lagi hai.. Fuckk.. No way bro... Woh baad mein.. Abe ye sun. Ye sun bhai..


Claire- Boss conference call thi Balvant , Defense and health minister Amit , Finance Minister Dharmendra or Sudha they... Aapko jo caahiye tha woh sab hai iss call mein..


Maine Earphones lagaaye..


Dharmendra - Parnaam Adhyaksh mahodya.. Yaa PardhanMantri bolun..


Balvant- Hahaha.. Rukk jaao thoda fir bol lena.. Sudha or Amit juddne waale hain..


Sudha-Ji..


Amit-Judd gaye..


Balvant- So itana late call karne k liye sorry main bus subah k liye taiyaari kar raha tha subah Papa (Home Minister)or Pm dono Deva se milne jaaenge or bus formality he baaki hain jaise he wohlog Deva ka support lelenge hum South se apna support kam karwa denge.. Mere saare MP's or South waale saare alliance leaders demand rakhenge ki humein ye PM nahi caahiye .. Harr alliance leader ki ek he demand hogi ki unhe leadership mein change caahiye.. PM or Home Minister dono se khuss nahi hain woh log.. Dusara koi option nahi hai otherwise woh apna support khinch lenge alliance jaaegi toh dikkat nahi hai kyunki Deva hai Papa k pass,but humaare khudke kuch MP's yahi bolenge ki unhe bhi change he caahiye ye ab nahi chalega, dono oldies party ko reverse direction mein leke jaa rahe hain.. Inke vichaar puraane hain inke khayaal puraane hain ab nahi chalega.. Ab mere Papa toh home minister post turant chhod denge kyunki party k liye kuch bhi karenge woh lekin Prime Minister kaa issue rahega ab 2 situation ho shakti hain pehli toh PM maan jaaye khussi khussi or usko Health Ministry deke ek side karke aahista aahista khatam karein usko next election's takk ,ye hua toh best hai..lekin dusari situation thodi dikkat de shakti hai, PM party chhod dey usne party chhodi toh 55-65 MP's uske sath jaa shakte hain yaa maybe more yaa ek bhi nahi clarity nahi hai iske uppar.. Lekin dikkat nahi hai kyunki Deva humaare pass hoga toh sarkaar humaari he rahegi,or agar Deva bhi piche hatta toh tabtak Deva k aadhe MP's ko apne sath milla chuka hounga main, paisa, power, blackmail sab hai humaare pass.. Agar ye bhi nahi hua toh humein kuch MP's khareedne padenge uske liye bhi humaare pass paisa or list taiyaar hai.. Paisa ikatha horaha hai thoda time lagega lekin paisa last option hai 99.9% humein uski jarurat he nahi padegi or padegi toh bhi hum ready hain.. Yaani kuch bhi ho hum jeetenge he jeetenge..


Sudha- Wahi caahiye.. Lagaalo bhaiya Deva humaare sath he raha PM party chhode yaa naa chhode toh next election's takk uske liye kya plans hain??


Balvant- Tumhe badi fikar rehti hai unki..


Sudha-Kya karun bhaiya khaandaani dushmani hai hum mein se ek khatam ho jaaega tab chain aaega..ab main toh khatam hone se rahi toh Deva he hoga..


Balvant- Hahah..I know...Dont worry Uske liye toh behisaab plans hain Sudha kabhi fursat mein baithna.. Ye lagaalo aage se hum kuch galati karenge he nahi kyunki..


Dharmendra- Galati toh saari Deva ki party ki hogi..


Balvant- Hahaha.. Sahi pakade hain... Deva ki power uski IMAGE hai woh caahe kissi marre hue ko election's mein khadda kardey toh woh bhi jeet jaaye.. Humein bus woh IMAGE khatam karni hai agle election's takk jo bahot jyaada easy hai.. Deva ko mere dad par andha bharosa hai or main mere dad k kandhe par rakh k bandukk chalaaunga...


Amit- Lekin agar aapke Dad he nahi samjhe toh..


Balvant- Woh samjhe yaa naa samjhe kisko farak padta hai.. Unko toh khuss hona chahiye ye old age home mein rehne ki ummar hai unki.. Or main unko gharpe rakha hua hun.. Arrey main issue inka he hai.. Harr jagah inko information caahiye hoti hai yaar harr tender harr transaction harr decision pehle inko bataao..Pagal bana diya saala.. Inhe kya pata kaise chala raha hun party main.. Inke usull inke rules follow karta toh khatam naa ho jaata.. Tuchi harkatein hain inki.. Ab ye baatein main bolunga toh koi farak nahi hoga lekin party k log bolenge toh papa seconds mein istifa de denge. Party se badhke kuch nahi hai unke liye.. Or ussi party ko cheen lenge fir unse.. Ek baar post gayi naa unki fir toh ghar se na nikalne dunga budhau ko kabhi.. Fir dekhta hun kaise sawaal jawaab karte hain.. Saala Balvant toh chutiya hai jo sab inse permission leke kare..


Dharmendra- Ummar hogayi hai uncle ki ab..


Balvant- Arrey sathiya gaya hai saala budha.. Ussi wajah se he ye sab karna padd raha hai .. Ek woh PM saala khatam aadmi order Chalaata hai uppar se, jaise niche uska baap baitha hai karne ko.. Bolne or karne kaa farak nahi pata saale lichadd ko.. Ek baar ye plan successful hone do iski haalat toh main pagal kutte jaisi kardunga.. Iska kya iske baap kaa bhi naam aage koi lega toh gaali dene k liye he lega.. Saala baap PM tha ab Ye PM hai bhenchod hum chutiye hain..


Amit- Ab toh aap he hoge PM..


Balvant- Haan.. Deva k logon ko Finance , Education or defense denge.. Teeno he department itane piche hain ki Deva kuch bhi karle kuch nahi kar paaega.. Teeno departments ko hum he khatam karenge or ungali uthegi Deva par.. Saale ka namonishan mita dunga.. Or woh.. Saale londe ko toh jaan se maar dunga.. Uss din Sudha ki party mein badi akad dikha raha tha.. Saale ko bich mein se todke aisi jagah fainkunga.. Sanjay ko roukne k liye Papa or PM they lekin fir koi nahi roukega usko or woh AP ko bich mein se faad dega.. Or main dekhunga ye hote hue..


Amit-Hahahah.. Bus bus Sahaab.. So jaao ab.. Subah khushkhabari k sath contact karna


Balvant-Aaj kahaan nind aaegi Amit.. Hahaha.. Fir bhi.. Chalo.. Good night.. Dhyaan rakho.. Subah Delhi pohanch jaana..


Sudha-Ji..


Dharmendra-Thik.. Subhratri.


Call disconnected..


Main-Maadarchod.. Bhenchod... Maa ki chut.. Abe ye madarchod alliance ko nahi badal raha ye madarchod toh Prime Minister or Home Minister he badal raha hai..


Abeer- Fucking hell bhenchod...Ye toh..sachi sakuni he hai be bhosdkaa..


Main-Iski maa ki chut... Bhenchod.. Arrey bhen ka lawda bawligand.. Itana bada plan kar raha hai bina kissi ko bataaye..


Continued..

Bahot zabardast shaandar update
Lottery lag gayi Bhai yeh tow
Tow balwant PM banne ka sabna dekh Raha h or yeh BAAT 3.0 ne future dekh ke pata kar lia ki aage chalke banvant sabko bar ad kar Dega yaha tak ki Apne baap ko bhi nahi chhodega
Kia zabardast game khela h Lekin bechara 3.0 se nahi Bach paya or ab apna 1.0 aka AP in sabko achche se band bajayega
Ab dekhte kia reaction aata h yeh recording Sunke kia Galat Hoti PM or HM ki

 

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GFAP - Gand Fad AP

 

[Naik]

Update-506(The Plan)​

506


Ab woh recording mere liye bahot useful hone waali thi .. Mujhe leak nahi karni thi woh kyunki leak kar bhi di toh aaj kal Ai etc ki aisi bakchodi hai usko jutha prove karne mein Balvant ko 2 minutes lagenge or shyaana ho jaaega woh alag.. Yaani mera plan chud jaaega... Lekin mujhe aisa nahi karna tha.. Mujhe plan par bane rehna tha.. Ye recording sarkaar banwaane waali thi ,meri woh bhi..


Main banwaaunga maadarchod ko prime minister..


Main- Guys.. Guyss... Hell yeah.. Maa chod di tumlogon ne toh.. Gajab.. Tumlog India ki nayi sarkaar banwaane waale ho..


Ye sunke sablog wahaan kuddne lage..


Abeer- Abe banaaega kaise..


Main- Tu dekhta jaa be.. Maa kasam sarkaar banaaenge humlog.. Claire ye recording or baaki jo bhi alag rakhi thi humne kaam ki sabko mere mobile mein transfer kar dey.. ASAP..


Balvant...Bhai.. Maa chod dunga tumhari...


Finally subah 5:30 baje Main Abeer Ami Vinny or Jatin nikale haweli k liye..


Main-Vinny udaa dey gaadi ko 8:30 baje pohancha dey bc..


Abeer-Bhosdk Rishi ki jaan hai ye gaadi..


Main-Abe 20 or dedunga aisi toh..


Ab traffic tha nahi toh bhi 8:30 k baad he pohanchenge humlog but utana late bhi nahi.. Khair humlog sehar pahunche,wahaan se seedha haweli entry lee subah 8:45 baje .Ab as expected bahaar bheed thi gaadi aage jaane waali nahi thi toh main paidal he bhaaga aage or bhaagta he raha andar aaya wahaan se seedha drawing room mein girrta hua enter hua literally niche girra jaake main.. Ab andar as expected humaari side se Bhai Rishi Mangal Jeevan Uncle Jaideep Uncle or Manoj Uncle they uske alawa dusri side se sirf or sirf Home Minister or Prime Minister they..


HM-Arrey kya kar raha hai AP aaram se.. Aaram se.. Aaja galle mill.. Kahaan gayab rehta hai tu..


Main- entry mast thi naa.. Sorry ye Alliance nahi hogi..


Deva- AP. Samjha kar..


Main- Aap samjho ab..


Maine gate bandh kiya or mera phone table par rakha recording on karke or khud niche jameen par he latekar haafne laga .. Recording chaalu hui or harr second k sath uss room ka mahool badalne laga.. Sablog apni apni seats se khadde hoke mere phone k chaaron taraf jhumm gaye they.. Harr second bhenchod woh kamra fattne ko ho raha tha or jaise he recording finish hui sabse pehle HM piche hatta usko chakkar aagaya literally, Deva bhai ne unka hath pakkada or Maine unko kursi par baithaaya.. PM bhi dhadaam se apni chair par baitha..HM ki aankhon mein toh aanshu aagaye they..


HM-Suna Jagat tune..


PM-Ji Sahaab.


HM- Ye mera beta hai..


PM- Kya he bataaun ab aapko.. I can't believe this..


HM- Mujhe pata tha mera khoon kharaab hai lekin iss hadd takk girr jaaega ye nahi pata tha mujhe. Mujhe toh samjh nahi aaraha..


PM-Kya kiya jaaye lekin?? Kuch nahi.. Hum 2 or woh sab..


HM-Ek party he bachti thi end mein usse bhi cheen liya mujhse.. Manam.. Maain.. Haaaa... I can't speak.. Deva I'm sorry mujhe nahi pata tha..


Deva-Arrey uncle aap sharminda kar rahe ho mujhe.. Aap family ho..


HM- Dekh kya haal hogaya hai.. Tere dadaji ki baat yaad aarahi hai mujhe.. Woh kehte they " Beta Balwan Raajneeti mein koi kissi kaa nahi hota " .. Theek he kehte they..


PM- Solution kya hai sahaab iska?? Kuch bhi nahi apne hath mein kuch bhi nahi hai.. Deva mana kar dega toh woh toh bachega.. Humaare pass toh koi option hai nahi party chhodke bhi kuch haasill nahi kar paaunga.. Sab soch samjh ke banaaya hai.... Jo caahiye tha woh mill he jaaega unhe..


HM- I'm sorry jagat..


PM-Kya baat kar rahe ho sahaab.. Aap sharminda matt karo.. Post toh 100 baar chhod dun lekin ye naam haina ye kharaab nahi hone de shakta..


HM- Wahi toh.. Arrey aaram se maang liya hota toh hum kya mana karte.. Bolo..


PM- Yahi gum hai sahaab lekin fir wahi baat hum kya kar shakte hain.. Koi kuch nahi kar shakta..


HM-Aisa kuch nahi hai.. Ye haina.. Ye chup issliye hai.. Ye toh already roukk chuka hoga usko... Ye bhagwaan ko roukk dey toh mera beta cheej he kya hai.. Bol AP... Haina plan tere pass.


Main-Bus kya uncle.. Shakk karoge ab. Roukk denge kyun nahi rokenge.. Usko toh rokunga he rokunga, balki main toh sarkaar banaaunga.. Kya baat kar rahe ho...


HM- Tabhi toh chup tha..


PM-Kya karega AP!? Harr taraf se fans rahe hain humlog..


Main-Naa.. Naa.. Main hun naa.. Aise kaise fans jaaoge.. Obviously mujhe aapka support chahiye isme Balwan uncle toh apni party k khilaaf jaa nahi shakte but sath woh bhi denge niche se.... PM sahaab aap 80-95 MP's laa shakte ho .. 92 filhaal humaare hain Or 18 orr seats bhai apni taraf laa shaktey hain north north mein abhi k abhi..


PM- ok AP 200 pohanchey humlog.. 80 k aas pass MP's or caahiye.. 100 just to be safe..


Main- Main 150 dunga aapko.. Kya baat kar rahe ho.. Main sarkaar banaaunga.. Itani powerful government banaaunga main ki Balvant mutt dega.. Arrey inki aukaat kya hai mere saamne. Ab main batata hun sarkaar banegi kaise dhyaan se suno..NORTH se suru kartey hain. North mein 10 States and UT hain or unmein total 151 seats hain...Jammu And Kashmir , Ladakh mein total 6 seats hain wahaan naa aapka kuch hai naa mera kuch hai yaani 0 .. Himachal Pardesh mein aao wahaan humaari sarkaar hai or Lok Sabha ki Total 4 seats hain jisme se 3 toh abhi humaari hain he lekin 4th bhi bhai apni taraf laa shakte hain kyunki independent MP hai yaani 4 mein se 4 HP mein humari.. Uske baad aaiye Punjab mein.. Punjab mein bhi humaari sarkaar hai or wahaan total 13 seats hain jisme se 11 humaari hain or yahi rahengi baaki dono Balvant k aadmi hain.. 11 kaafi hain.. Haryana ye toh humara hai he yahaan 10 seats hain jisme se 9 humari hain or 1 sudha ki , 9 he caahiye humein waise bhi.. Uttarakhand mein aao yahaan hum opposition mein hain total 5 seats hain or usme se 2 humaari hain or 3 Balvant ki... Ab aata hai sabse major Uttarpradesh yahaan bhi humaari he sarkaar hai local party k sath alliance mein hain humlog but wohlog bahot jyaada trusted log hain wahaan total 80 seats hain jisme se 38 humaari hain or 12 MP's toh aapke bhi hain..


PM- 15..


Main- See 15 .. Or uske alawa 7 MP Qureshi sahaab k hain or Qureshi bhai ki baat nahi taalega .. Yaani UP mein 80 mein se 60 humaari.. Rajasthan mein bhi humaari sarkaar hai , yahaan total 25 seats hain jisme se 15 humaari hain or itani he rahengi kyunki baaki 10 seats Amit Chouhan k under aati hain or woh Balvant ka right hand hai and India ka defense minister bhi or woh Balvant ko dhoka nahi dega but humein caahiye bhi nahi woh.. Uske baad Delhi, again Delhi mein humaari sarkaar hai yahaan total 7 seats hain jisme se 6 humaari hain.. Bachta hai Chandigarh yahaan 1 he seat hai or woh bhi humari hai.. Yaani ye hui total 151 seats North mein jisme se humaare under hain 108 seats jisme aapki hain 15 seats or humaari hain 93 seats.. Kuch bhi uppar niche ho toh bataao isase jyaada he hongi kam nahi ..


PM- Yeah makes sense..


Main- Ab East aajaao jarra.. Ye aapka area hai jaise North humaara hai waise ye aapka hai.. Bihar Jharkhand MP West Bengal or Chhattisgarh mein aapka dabdaba hai specially Bihar Jharkhand or MP mein... Ab East mein total 7 states aatey hain jinmein total 158 seats hain.. Suru kartey hain Bihar se yahaan as I said aapka dabdaba hai aapka ghar hai. Yahaan total 40 seats hain jisme se 28 toh ektarfa aapki hain..


PM- 30..30 MP"s ko abhi bulaa lun toh abhi yahaan aajaaenge..


Main-See 30 ... Ab Jharkhand again yahaan bhi aapka dabdaba hai.. Total 14 mein se 10 seats aapke under hain.. Uske baad aatey hain MP mein ab MP mein total 29 seats hain jisme se 5 humaare hain kuch time pehle wahaan k logon ko ek ghatiya Gangster se chuttkaara dilaaya tha maine toh woh area mera hai.. Uske alawa 15 seats aapki hain he wahaan.. Yaani 29 mein se 20 apni.. Ab aajaao chhattisgarh mein yahaan total 11 seats hain jisme se 5 aapki hain.. Ab aata hai ek or major state West Bengal yahaan total 42 seats hain jisme se 15 toh aapki hain he.. Uske alawa Sikkim mein 1 seat hai or woh Balvant k under hai.. Same Odisha mein 21 total seats hain jisme se humaara kuch nahi hai.. Ab East mein total 158 seats hogayi jisme se humaare Alliance ki hui 80 seats.. 75 aapki or 5 humaari.. Ab North or East ka Grand Total kartey hain yahaan total 309 seats hain jisme se humaare under hain 188 seats jisme se aapki hain 90 or 98 humaari.. Ab yahaan aapki seats puri hogayi aap iske alawa jorr lagaao toh 4-5 seats orr nikaal shakte ho but woh caahiye nahi risk nahi lena hai woh humein.. Ab aapka hogaya lekin humaare andar thodi si jaan bachi hai iske alawa Gujarat mein hain humaari 7 seats.. Or 5 seats humaari Maharashtra mein hain yaani Alliance ka total pohanch jaata hai 200 seats par isade jyaada he hoga kam nahi ho shakta..


Deva- Yes..


HM- Haan easily kam nahi hoga..


Main- West I mean Gujarat, Goa, Dadra Nagar Haweli , Daman Diu And Maharashtra yahaan total 78 seats hain or hunaari bus 12 seats hai yahaan jaisa Maine abhi bataya 7 Gujarat mein or 5 Maharashtra mein . Fir aata hai North East Meghalaya , Assam, Arunachal Pardesh,Nagaland,Manipur ,Tripura And Mizoram yahaan total 24 seats hain or humaari 0 ..


Deva - Yeah..


Main- Ab bachta hai South sabse important Yaani Telangana, Andhrapradesh, Karnataka, Tamilnadu, Kerala, Puducheri, Lakshadweep etc.. Yahaan hum 0 aap 0.. yahaan 132 seats hain..


PM-Wahi toh South kissi kaa nahi hai local parties ka hai or local Parties Balvant k sath hain..


Main-Jyaada derr nahi rahengi..


PM-Kaise?? Abhi bhi humein sarkaar banaaney k kiye still caahiye 72 seats .. Lekin 90 just to be sure..


Main- Naa.. Naa.. 90 Nahi main 150 dunga as I said.. 150 ... Even 150 se bhi jyaada but 150 toh hain he hain..


PM- But kaise.. South ka kya hoga ??


Main- Khareed lunga.Pura South khareed lunga main.. I will buy everything and everyone in the south...


Continued..

Wakai Bhai tareef ke Liye AP 316 shabd nahi h mere paas Kitna search kia Hoga aisa likhne ke Liye Kitna dimag lagaya Hoga aapne
Bechare HM sahab ko tow heart attack aate bacha yeh Apne bata ki recording Sunke bechare sadma me chale the thodi ke dair ke Liye
Tow calculation poora ho gaya h
Bas Sirf south ki seat Baki Jo khareedne padegi kyonki woh aise tow tayyar nahi honge
Paisa ki koyi kami nahi 4.5 hazar caror aisa ho nahi 3.0 ne India bhejwaya tha
Baherhal dekhte h aage kia hota h
Behtareen zabardast shaandar lajawab update bhai

 

[Avner]

Amazing updates bro

 

[Rajdeepchatha]

Fantastic update bhai

 

[Sushilnkt]

Update

 

[Ytmovies712]

Ye last line 2.0 ne bola yaa fir 3.0 ki aawaz thi ye?

 

[AP 316]

Update-507(The Alliance ) ​

507


Deva -What do you mean South khareed lega tu.. Majaak thodi hai AP.. Kitane funds lagenge idea hai koi??


Rishi- Almost 3 se 3.5 hajaar Crores AP..


PM- Wahi toh... It's impossible AP...


Main- 3 nahi 5.5 -6 hajaar crore.. 6 hajaar crore lagenge.. Main lagaaunga sab ka sab.. Kissi ko bhi kahin se bhi ek paisa laane ki jarurat nahi hai PM sahaab aap bus apne MP's k funds dekho bhai aap apni party k.. Baaki mujhpe chhod do.. Keval South he nahi.. Maharashtra, Bihar, MP, Bengal, Assam etc mein total 150+ seats laake dunga main tumhe.. I swear..


Deva- Itana paisa.. AP.. Kahaan se?? Kaise??


Main-Sawaal jawaab kaa time gaya bhai.. Ye family kaa sawaal hai wohlog dirty khel rahe hain toh main bhi dirty khelunga.. Nahi khela toh hum haar jaaenge hum haare toh marr gaye samjho suna na kya bol raha tha woh humaari puri family ko khatam karna caahta hai woh.. I swear kissi masoom ko nahi maarunga .. Main yahaan bolta hun sabko.. Main sarkaar banaaunga.. PM sahaab aap he PM banoge.. Uske alawa aapke supporter ko bhi cabinet or state ministry mein seats milengi.. Dega kon?? Main.. I know aapko samjh nahi aaya but mujhpe viswash rakho waise bhi dubna he hai aapko , lekin yahaan main hun.. Kabhi nahi dubne dunga..


PM-Kya kehte ho sahaab..


HM- Jagat main itane saal se dekh raha hun isko or agar maine isase kuch seekha haina toh woh ye hai ki jo ye bolega woh ye karega.. Iske liye kuch bhi impossible nahi hai..


Main- Ji..


HM- Unsabko koi harra shakta haina toh woh ye hai.. Keval or keval ye.. Tu khud soch ek 25-26 saal k ladke k liye woh itani planning kar rahe hain toh kuch toh hoga he ye.. Main toh yahi kahunga jo ye bol raha hai woh kar..


PM-Ok AP.. I trust you...


Main-Good ab karna kya hai woh suno.. Aapko ye baat yahin daba deni hai.. Yahaan se aap dono jaaoge maano kuch hua nahi.. Jaake unko bologe ki Deva maan toh gaya hai bus 7-8 din mein 1000% humein support karega bus kuch family issue hain unse deal kar le ek baar woh fir ek badi ceremony karenge and usme humaare sath judd jaaega Deva. Lekin sab confirmed hai Deva ne waada kiya hai.. Uncle aap bologe toh Balvant jarur maanega..Usko pura yakeen dilwaa dena hai.Mujhe bus itana he time caahiye.. Itane din mein agar main aapke pass seats nahi laa paaya toh aapki marji jo caahe karna.. Lekin i swear main sarkaar banaa dunga.. Banaake dikhaaunga aapko..


PM- I mean or kya option hai mere pass.. Right..


Main-Right.. Aap kuch matt karna bus apne khaas khaas logon ko taiyaar rakhna.. Bhai aap North sambhaal lo apni seats baaki toh hain he.. Iske alawa apne under mein jo bhi independent yaa baaki MP's hain sabse milo.. Darrao dhamkaao paise offer karo jitana chaaiye utana.. Main dunga..Family ka sawaal hai kuch bhi karo..Aapke liye easy hai North mein .. Baaki main sambhaal lunga.. Sab kuch.. Just Trust Me..


Deva- AP aajtak tune bahot kuch kiya hai jo dusaron k liye impossible hai but aaj jo tu bol raha haina woh ek naya he record hoga tere liye bhi.. Or mujhe pata hai tu ye bhi kar lega.. Kaise, woh toh bhagwaan jaane yaa tu jaane.. But tu pure India ki help karega ek sath.. Suna na tune kaisi sarkaar banani hai unhe.. Toh dekh le.. Sabki aas tere uppar hai..


Main- I know bhai main dekhlunga.... Obviously kai jagah aap sabke friends hain toh unko khareedne mein aap sabki help caahiye hogi but keval verbal help paisa toh main dunga .. I have everything planned, sab blueprints ready hain kahaan kab kya karna hai sab set hai


Hm-Kahaan hai AP plans, blueprints..


Main-Yahaan..


Maine apne sir par ungali rakhte hue kaha..


Main- Please I know ye bahot jyaada hai process karne k liye but bus trust karo or main aap sabko India k top pe baithaaunga.. You guys will be the kings of India..


PM-Or tum?? Tum AP?? Tum nahi hoge humaare sath king.


Main- Noo no no this.. This is below me.. Bhagwaan hun main uncle.. Bhagwaan.. Literally..


Ab main aage kuch bol paata usase pehle mera phone baja jo Meena mousi ka tha jo maine cut kiya.. Lekin turant he waapis call aaya mousi kaa..


Main-Mousi 10 minutes mein karta hun..


Meena- Aa. P... AP...


Saamne se mousi k rone ki awaaj aai..


Main- Mousi.. Kya hua??? Mousi... Talk to me..


Meena- W. W. W. Oh.. Nirvi.. Abhishek... Ww.. woh...


Main-Kya hua unko? Bolo toh..


Meena- W. W. Woh.. Drug dealer.. Maine protest kiya tha uske against.. Ususu. Usne.. Abhishek.. Abhishek ki gaadi rukwaai usss. s. uske sath Nirvi bhi thi.. Uu. Usne Abhishek ko bahot maara.. Orrr.. Nirvi.. Nirvi ko kaha kkkki.... Www..w.woh acid dsd. d. D. aaal degaa.. Ussske cehre par... A. A. Abhishek isss. Hospitalized..


Main-What?!! I'm coming... Tension matt lo aap... I'll be there in few hours.. I'll take care of it I promise.. Aapki kasam..


Meena -.. Please.. Jaldi aa.. Beta... Please... I'm scared..


Call disconnected..


Deva-Kya hua??


Main- Koi drug dealer hai.. Mousi ne kal protest kiya tha uske against... Usne.. Abhishek ko maara or Nirvi ko dhamki di..


Deva- What???


Main- Don't worry I'll handle it..


PM- Rajesh Patil ... Maharashtra k deputy CM ka khaas hai woh , isiliye untouchable hai.. Deputy CM ne Central government ko support de rakha hai 30-35 seats ka toh Rajesh really untouchable hai..


Main- Uncle jab baat family ki ho na tab caahe saamne waala khud Central Government ho I'll ruin them.. I'll erase them from existence..


Pm- I know AP but Dep. CM kuch karne nahi dega usko..


Main- Woh mujhpe chhod do.. Abeer, Jack ko bula Vinny already bahaar hai...


Mangal- I'm coming too..


Main-Noo..


Mangal- Sawaal he paida nahi hota ye family ka sawaal hai AP..


Main- Nahi.. Teri image clean caahiye.. Tu bahot kuch karne waala hai.. Main sambhaal lunga..


Deva- Sambhaalna nahi hai AP.. Mitti mein milana hai usse.. Caahe kuch bhi ho jaaye.. No one touches my family and lives to talk about it..


Main- I got you bhai.. Guptaji bhai ka chopper le ja raha hun Delhi main wahaan jet ready karwao ASAP..


Gupta-Ji beta..


Ye bolke main nikala Abeer k sath.. No.. No.. No.. Ye nahi karna tha.. No one touches my family and lives.. No one..


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Main drawing room se bahaar nikala..


Babhi-Arrey kahaan jaa rahe ho ?? Itane din baad aaye ho.. Khaana toh khaao..


Main- Aake khaate hain bhabhi.. We'll be back..


Main bahaar aaya toh Vinny Ami or Jatin still wahin they Abeer ne Jack ko bhi bulaa liya tha..


Main-Jatin.. Sun ye toh hogaya.. Ek or jaruri kaam hai..


Jatin-Bolo naa bhai.


Main- Apne 40-45 bande leke Delhi pohanch or aage k orders kaa wait kar. Hathiyaar k sath..


Jatin-Ji bhai..


Ye bolke Jatin nikal gaya..


Jack- Apne bandey lun bhai sath??


Main-Naa.. Family ka sawaal hai Jack.. Family he deal karegi.. Let's go..


Maine raaste mein Chang ko call kiya..


Main- Sun.. Mumbai pohancho ASAP.. Rajesh Patil.. Iski saari details caahiye mujhe..


Humlog nikale wahaan se seedha chopper mein aaye or nikale Delhi k liye..


Main-Bhenchod.. Meri galati hai.. Mousi ne bola tha mujhe ki kuch kar uska.. Maine bola time nahi hai mere pass... Fuckkk... Mujhe pata tha protest karne jaa rahi hain woh..


Abeer- Its ok.. Tujhe thodi pata tha be.. It's ok..


Main- Itane tukkde karunga madarchod k ki ginne nahi jaaenge.. Bhenchod..


Humlog Airport pohanchey toh private jet already waiting mein tha mere gusse ka koi andaaja nahi tha, main mere cousins and unki families ko keval or keval issliye mujhse durr rakhta hun taaki koi unhe mujhtak pohanchey k liye use na kare yaa mere kissi kaam ki wajah se unpe kharonch naa aaye..Main saalon takk apne behan bhaiyon se durr rehta hun sirf or sirf issliye.. Or ye chutiye Rajesh jaise log samjhte hain ki mujhe farak nahi padta unko kuch hone yaa na hone se.. Bhenchod ka kaleja nikaal lunga.. I will snatch his fucking soulll..


Humlog 11 baje Mumbai airport se bahaar nikale Abeer ne bahot time spend kiya hai Mumbai mein jab ye gharse durr tha tab yahin ka kachra saaf kar raha tha ye.. Bahot gundo ko maara hai usne yahaan..


Main- Jaanwar jaa tere old contacts se mill or details nikaal maadarchod ki..


Abeer- Got you bhai...


Vinny ne gaadi already mangwaa Lee thi toh Main Vinny Jack or Ami nikale hospital k liye.. Hospital aake gaadi park ki humne or aage chale toh Hospital k bahaar he kuch media waale khadde they, Mumbai mein media ka alag he level hai Bollywood ki wajah se , harr smartphone waala banda yahaan reporter hai toh yahaan infinite journalists, bloggers ,media waale hain or waise he 8-9 media waale mojjud they wahaan.. Humlog aage badhe toh unmein se kuch kaa dhyaan gaya humaare uppar..


"ye AP hai kya?? "
"AP?? "
"Arrey wahi hai ... "
"Inhi ki party ki MP hain Meena ji"
"AP AP.. AP.. Idhar.. Please sir ek question"


Woh mere piche aaye lekin tabtak main hospital k andar entry le chuka tha or Jack Vinny or Ami ne unhe piche he roukk diya..


Main- Madam.. Abhishek Dixit.. Konse room mein hai???


Receptionist- Aapka relation??


Main-Bhai hai mera..


Receptionist- First floor.. 101..


Main turant uppar aaya or uppar room k just saamne he Mousi or Nirvi baithey they dono ka ro ro k bura haal tha Nirvi mujhe dekhte he bhaagke mere galle se milli or futt-2 kar ro paddi woh.. Unke sath mousi bhi galle milli mujhse.. Unka bhi wahi haal tha.. Nirvi kaanp rahi thi puri..


Main-Ssshhhh.. Shhhh.. Shant hojaa...Main aagaya hun naa. Sab theek hai.. Abhishek kaisa hai..


Maine un dono ko baithatey hue kaha..


Mousi- Hath fractured hai, sir mein bhi chott hai broken ribs.. Behonsh hai..


Main room k andar enter hua toh ek doctor or nurse Abhishek ko check kar rahe they.. Bahot buri haalat thi uski..


Doctor- Arrey.. Bahaar rukkiye aap.. Wait outside..


Main- Ye theek toh haina doctor??


Doctor- Haan ho jaaenge theek.. Aap bahaar challiye..


Main- Honsh kabtak aaega..


Doctor -4-6 ghanto mein Maybe..


Main-What do you mean maybe..


Doctor- Arrey sure nahi hain bhai tum bahaar jaao naa.. Aajaaega honsh..


Ye sunke Maine uss doctor ka galla pakkada or usko piche deewar par pataka..


Main- Maybe?? Maybe?? Bhenchod.. Mera bhai hai woh.. Jaanta hai mujhe?? Jaanta hai kon hun main?? Maybe nahi confirm kar.. Isko kuch hogaya naa toh tera ye pura hospital jalla dunga main..


Vinny- Boss.. Boss.. Doctor hai..


Jack- Chhod do bhai... Marr warr jaaega..


Meena- Betu.. It's ok.. Woh help kar rahe hain apni.. Chhod dey.. Betu..


Maine usko niche chhoda.. Uski gand fatt gayi thi..


Main- I'm sorry.. I'm sorry.. Meri baat dhyaan se sun doctor jabtak isse honsh nahi aata naa tabtak tu iss room se nahi hillega.. Samjha naa?? Tu ghar gaya naa toh main tere ghar aajaaunga.. Dhyaan rakhna..


Ye bolke main bahaar aaya or Nirvi k pass aake baitha..


Main-Chup.. Chupp.. Mujhe bata kya hua.. Sab bata..


Nirvi-. w. W. Woh bhaiya.. Subah Abhishek mujhe shooting par chhodne jaa raha tha shooting location se thodi pehle 5-6 gaadiyon ne humaara raasta roukk liya.. Usme woh Rajesh Patil bhi sath tha.. Unhone Abhi ko gaadi se bahaar nikaala or usne khud Abhi ko maara.. Mere munh par paani maara..mer...mmere baal pakkade...Orr. r. Mujhe mujhe bola ki teri.. Teri maa ko samjha apne kaam se kaam rakhe mere against aai toh agli baar paani ki jagah tejaab hoga. Fir dekhta hun kaise acting karegi... Fir maine mumma ko call kiya and hospital leke aai Abhi ko..


Mousi- Maine SP se baat ki AP..maine bataaya sab, unhone Nirvi ki statement bhi Lee...uske alawa Gaadi k dashcamera mein Rajesh dikh bhi raha hai thoda bahot.. Awaaj clear aarahi hai uski.. Lekin SP ne kaha ki ye enough evidence nahi hai Rajesh ko arrest karne k liye.. Or. W. Woh investigation kar rahe hain.. Kaisi investigation AP?? Kanoon he nahi kuch kar raha..


Main- Kanoon ko kuch bhi karne do.. Main hun naa I'll deal with it.. . I promise you.. 24 hours do mujhe.. Aaj k baad woh aapko kya kissi ko dikkat nahi dega.. Jinda jalla dunga usko... I'll burn him to the fucking Grounddd..


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