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1. Rita reporter : ye hai meri didi .... Waisa toh yebhi ek news reporter hai aur bahut hi sundar hai .... Aur hot bhi ..... Ye apni zindagi bahut acha sa ji rhi thiekin unfortunately inki shadi Mera sa yani apna khud ka Bhai sa ho gyi .... Aur wajah pta nhi .... ( 34,28,32 )
2. Shweta : ye hai meri girlfriend jisko mai duniya mai sabsa jyada pyaar karta hu aur aage bhi karunga .... Kyuki ham dono na ek saath bahut hard times dekha hai ... Waisa toh ye mera sa 2-3 saal badi hogi .... Lekin iski height mera sa match hoti hai ..... Aur ye ek COMPUTER ENGINEER hai .... Paris mai ham dono alag alag company Mai Kam karta tha .... Lekin kismat dekho India mai aake ek hi company Mai kaam karna lage hai ....
Idhar mai aur Swetha apna project pa kaam kar rha tha toh wahi gokuldham society mai ek alag hi mahol tha ,
Abhi gokuldham society mai 2-3 mini truck enter karte hai
Toh wahi bhide jo abhi madhvi ka aane ka baad society ka kisi kaam sa society office ka liya aata hai toh dekhta hai ki 3-4 truck andar enter karte hai .
Sare trucks mai sa sabhi majdur nikalte hai aur ek ek karke sare saman niche utarna lagta hai ,
Toh wahi ek aadmi aur aata hai bike mai .
Bhide uss bike Wale aadmi ka pass jata hai .
Bike wala aadmi apna helmet nikalta hai aur apna bike ka mirror mai Tang deta hai .
Bhide : oh bhai kon hai aap ?
Bike wala aadmi : aap kon hai ?
Bhide ( apna collar ko pakadte hua ) : mai iss gokuldham society ka ek mewa secretary Shri aatmaram tukaram bhide , ab aap kon hai ye batayenga .
Bike wala aadmi : mera naam Rakesh hai .
Bhide : toh ap yaha par kya karna aaya hai aap aur inn trucks mai kiske saman hai .
Rakesh : mai ek event manager hu mujhe yaha kisi anurag naam ka aadmi na bheja hai , unhone bola hai ki yaha par kal ek reception hai toh uski tyaari ka liya inn trucks mai woh saman hai .
Bhide : ohh , tab thik hai .
Rakesh : aap bta sakte hai ki stage kis taraf lagaya jayega aur ye table aur chair kis taraf rakhe ?
Bhide ( apna sir pa hath rakhte hua ) : are ha ye toh socha hi nhi , aap sjawat kijiye tab tak mai aapko kuch der mai bata deta hu .
Rakesh : thik hai .
For Rakesh apna aadmiyo ko bolta hai aur sare decoration ka saman ek jagah pa utarta hai truck se aur uska baad sajawat karna lagta hai .
Toh wahi bhide bhai apna phone nikalte hai aur mujhe phone karte hai ..
Idhar office Me mai apna project pa kaam kar rha tha ki mai dekhta hu ki bhide bhai ka phone AA rha hai toh mai apna cabin sa bahar aata hu Swetha ko ye bolke ki mai bathroom ja rha hu .
Mai apna cabin sa bahar aata hu aur phone pick karta hu .
On call conversation :
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Anurag : haa boliye bhide bhai .
Bhide : haa anurag ji mai bolr ah tha ki apna jo event manager bheja hai na woh apna sare saman leka aa gya hai .
Anurag : acha hai bhide bhai aap thora decoration ka dekh lenga actually mai abhi aata lekin office Mai thora sa kaam aa gya hai , aur uska saath saath maina table chair aur khane ka liya rasoiwala ko bhi bol Diya hai woh log bhi aa jayenga toh aap jara unhe samhal Lena .
Bhide : aap chinta mat kijiye anurag ji mai woh kaam dekh lunga , maina isliya phone Kiya tha ki kal reception ka liya jo table and chair lagayenga woh kaha par lagayenga society compound mai ya club house mai ?
Anurag : bhide bhai aap ek kaam kariye na aao sare society walo sa ek baar puch lijiye ki woh jaha par bole ga wahi jagah par laga dijiye ga .
Bhide : hmm that's a good idea .
Anurag : hmm thik hai bhide bhai mai rakhta hu kaam mai wapas ja rha hu .
Bhide : thik hai anurag ji , bye
Anurag : bye
Bol ke mai call ko disconnect karta hu aur wapas Jake apna cabin mai kaam karna lagta hu .
Toh wahi bhide bhai abhi baki sare spciety ka gents ko phone karta hai .
Bhide : haa hello sba koi meri awaz sun pa rha hai na .
Metha ( jo abhi Delhi ka airpot mai kadha tha apna boss aur Shaina ka saath ) : haa bolo secretary mahoday kya baat ho gayi .
Bhide : haa metha sahab ek minute rukiye mai baki sabko bhi conference mai leta hu .
Uska baad bhide baki gents jaisa jethalal , Iyer ( jo abhi apna ek friend ka Ghar aaya hua tha apna research ka baare mai discussion karne ) , hathi bhai ( ek patient ka Ghar pa hota hai ) , Roshan Singh sodhi .
Sabhi baki gents ohoen pick kar leta hai lekin sodhi nhi .
Bhide : haa sab koi meri awaaz sun pa rha hai na?
Jethalal ( jo abhi iss waqt bahut jaruri meeting ka liya apna ek party sa milna gya hota hai , iss deal sa jethalal ko karib 10 crore ka fayda hone wala hota hai ) : haa bhai bhide bol , kya bata ho gyi jo abhi sabko phone Kiya ? , Society mai kuch hua hai kya ? Ya tapu Sena na kuch keya ?
Bhide ( jethalal ka ek saath itna sare sawal puchane Jane ki wajah sa ) : are ho baba batata hu , mujhe bolna toh do .
Jethalal : haa toh abhi kon bol rha hai ?
Bhide ( irritate hoke ) : aee...
Jethalal : are bhai sorry sorry bol bhide bol .
Bhide : haa toh suno mai yaha kah rha tha ki jaisa ki aap sabko pta hai Rita aur anurag ji ka aj shaddi ka reception hai ,
Jethalal ( bhide ka aage bolna sa phela bich Mai tokte hua ) : ha woh toh pta hai bhai .
Bhide : are aage meri baat toh suno .
Jethalal : abhi kon bola ?
Iyer ( jo jethalal sa itna ukhra rehta hai , abhi jethalal ka iss majak ki wajah sa aur irritate ho jata hai ) : oo jethalal bolne do bhide ko , kya tum bich bich Mai usa tok rhe ho .
Jethalal : acha baba sorry , ab bol na bhide aisa chup kyu kahra hai ?
Bhide : are mai puch rha tha ki jo reception mai khane ka intezaam hoga woh kaha par kare club house mai ya society ka compound mai ?
Metha : haa toh iska puchna kya hai club house best choice hoga iska liya .
Hathi : hmm , metha sahab sahi keh rha hai .
Iyer : haa bhide metha sahab sahi bom rha hai , club house mai reception hona chaiye .
Jethalal : haa ye sahi hoga society compund mai bahut bhid ho jayegi .
Bhide : haa toh bhaiyo ab ye confirm ho gya na , ki aj Rita aur anurag ji ka wedding ka decoration aur reception club house mai hoga .
Baki sbhi gents : haa bhai .
Bhide : okk ..
Bhide phone rakhta ki tabhi jethalal bolta hai .
Jethalal : bhide sun .
Bhide : haa bolo jethalal .
Jethalal : mai bol rha tha ki decoration ache sa karna .
Bhide : haa baba uski chinta tum mat karo , abhi tapu Sena aati hogi toh mai unha bol dunga woh kar lenga ye kaam .
Jethalal : hmm ye sahi rahega .
Bhide : acha bhaiyo rakhta hu , bye .
Sabhi gents : bye
Bol ke sabhi koi call disconnect karte hai aur apna apna kaam mai lag jate hai .
Toh wahi bhide call cut hone ka baad :
Bhide : ye sodhi na phone kyu pick nhi Kiya ?
Uska baad bhide ek baar aur call lagata hai lekin phir sa sodhi phone pick nhi karta .
Bhide : are phir sa phone pick nhi Kiya , ek kaam karta hu message kar deta hu dekh lega baad mai .
Bol ke bhide message send kar deta hai sodhi ko .
Bhide : chalo secretary sahab ab apna kaam pa lag jao ..
Bol ke bhide society ka club house Jane lagta hai ki tabhi usa .
" Are pakad pakad "
Usa tapu Sena ki awaaz sunai deti hai .. bhide uss taraf mudta hai aur dekhta hai ki tapu Sena apna ek phone sa catch catch khel rha hota hai .
Bhide ( ye dekho ye kaisa khel rha hai woh bhi phone ka saath , akal hi nhi hai inn logo ko )
Bhide : ohh tapu Sena idhar aao jara .
Tapu Sena bhide ka awaaz sunta hi phone sa catch catch khelna band kar deta hai .
Aur puri tapu Sena Jake bhide ka samne khari ho jati hai .
Tapu Sena : boliye bhide uncle .
Bhide : ye kya sor macha rha ho , jara Shanti rakho , aur sabsa phela mujhe ye batao ki tum log ye phone sa kya kar rha tha abhi .
Tapu : uncle aapko high power lens ki jarurat hai .
Bhide : kya?
Tapu : haa uncle .
, apko high power lens ki jarurat hai sayad sa aapko dukh nhi rha tha thik se .
Bhide : acha toh tum doctor ho kya , jo mujhe bataoge ki mai apna ankho sa dekh pa rha hu ya nhi .
Tapu : nhi bhide uncle docto rhi hu lekin apna jo sawal pucha na toh aisa laga ki sayad sa apko high power lens ki jarurat hogi .
Bhide : acha maina kya sawal pucha ?
Tapu : are bhide uncle apna dekha na hum log mobile catch catch khel rha tha , toh sayad apko woh nhi dikha hoga isliya bola ki apko ...
Bhide ( tapu kuch bolta isa phela ) : ai bediya , mujhe dikha ki tum log mobile sa catch catch khel rha tha , lekin mai ye puch rha hu ki tum logo ka pass jab tennis ball hai toh is mobile sa catch catch kyu khel rha ho .
Tapu : are woh kuch nhi bhide uncle hum log aa rha tha toh socha catch catch khela Jaye toh hame kuch mila nhi hamne Abdul Bhai ki dukan pa ball mange lekin Abdul Bhai na kaha ki unka pass tennis ball nhi hai , toh isliya humlogo na decide Kiya ki hum sab iss mobile sa catch catch khelenga .
Bhide : wahh kya socha hai tum logo na !
Tapu : thank you bhide uncle .
Bhide : ai mai tarif thodi kar rha hu jo thanks you bol rha ho , mai bol rha hu ki tum logo ko aur koi chiz se catch catch khelna ka nhi sujha jo iss mobile sa khel rha ho ?
Tapu ya bhide kuch bolta usa phela hi Sonu bol badi .
Sonu : baba ye saman kiska hai ?
Bhide : are ha , tum logo ko pta hai na ki Rita ki shaddi ho gyi hai .
Puri tapu Sena ekdam chok padi
" Kya "
Bhide sabka aisa chikne sa ghabra gya .
Tapu : kab hua ye ?
Bhide : are tum log aisa puch rha ho jaisa tum logo ko kuch malum hi nhi in sab ka bare mai ?
Puri tapu Sena : matlab tum logo ko kuch nhi malum ?
Tapu : nhi bhide uncle , ye kab hua Rita didi ki shaddi , kiske sath , kab ?
Bhide : are are haa ... mujhe bataanne toh do .
Goli : haa bhid euncle boliye .
Bhide : toh suno ,
Uska baad bhide bhai sabko batate hai ki meri aur Rita didi ki shaddi kaisa Hui , jis din mai aur Rita didi ek saath society aaya tha us din ki sari ghatnaye bhide na puri tapu Sena ko bata di .
Puri baat sune ka baad .
Tapu ( ye apna acha nhi Kiya Rita didi , mai apsa kitna pyaar karta tha , lekin apna mujhe chor ke kisi aur sa shaddi kar li , jara mai bhi toh dekhu kon hai woh jisna aapsa shaddi ki )
Bhide : haa toh ab tum log jaldi sa jaldi meri madad Karo aur pura decoration ka upar acha sa dhyaan rakho , samjhe .
Goli : bhide uncle aj menu mai kya kya hai ?
Bhide : watlas mada , iska yahi sawal hoga , beta goli aj ka jo bhi menu hoga woh raat ko khane time dekh lena .
Goli : thik hai bhide uncle .
Bhide : toh chalo jaldi chalo Jake inki madad karo decoration mai , mai Jake rasoiwala ko puch ka ataa hu kya kya chize chaiye .
Uska baad bhide bhai rasoi Wale ka pass jata hai toh wahi idhar tapu Sena abhi bhi thori shock rehti hai iss baat se .
Sonu : waisa dekha jaye toh ye acha hi hua ki Rita didi ki shaddi ho gayi .
Pinku : hmm sahi kaha ,
Gogi : hmm chalo dosto chalte hai aur Jake decoration ka kaam dekhta hai .
Goli : hmm chalo friends ..
Uska baad puri tapu Sena club house jati hai aur decoration ka kaam mai lag jati hai .
Toh wahi idhar jethalal bhide ka call cut hone ka baad ,
Jethalal : are ha metha sahab ko phone lagata hu , puchu toh sahi kab aa rha hai ?
Jethalal phone laga adeta hai metha sahab ko .
Metha sahab ( jo abhi Delhi airpot mai tha , unki flight 1 hour delay ho gayi thi toh isliya woh teno abhi waiting area mai flight ka wait kar rha tha )
Metha sahab airpot mai aisa Khali baitha baitha bore ho rahe tha toh tabhi unka phone baj uth ta hai , metha shab phone dekhta hai toh pata hai ki phone unka paramitra jethalal ka hai , toh woh phone pick karte hai .
Jethalal : hello metha sahab .
Metha : haa bolo jethalal kya hua jo aj mujhe yaad Kiya
Jethalal : are hua kuch nhi hai , mai bas ye puch rha tha ki kab aa rha ho aap , apke bine society suni suni si lag rhi hai .
Tarak metha : are bhai yahi Delhi airpot mai baitha hu , aj hi ghar aa rha hu .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : are wa , ye toh khusi ki khabar hai .
Tarak metha : haa bhai , aur tum batao tum kaisa ho , dukan kaisi chal rhi hai aur sabsa jaruri baat koi problem toh nhi aayi na abhi tak ?
Jethalal : nhi bhai nhi , abhi tak sba shai chal rha hai .
Tarak metha : chalo tab sahi hai .
Jethalal : aur bataiye enjoy Kiya ki nhi Delhi mai .
Tarak metha : Kiya na enjoy , itna enjoy ki bol nahi sakta tumhe .
Jethalal : are aisa kya hua , kahi apki woh office Mai Kam karti hai usna apsa chudwa toh nhi liya .
Tarak metha : jethalal mai kabhi kabhi sochta hu ki tum Mera dost ho ki nhi ?
Jethalal ( hayran sa ) : kya matlab ?
Tarak metha : matlab ye ki bhai ekdam sahj baat boli hai tumna .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : are congrats metha sahab , pura maja Kiya hai Delhi mai Jake .
Tarak matha : hmm bhai maje bahnt Kiya , kya batau bahut maje Kiya hai bhai , kya batau jethalal kya chut thi , jab lund andar Gaya toh mazze aa gaye , sach batau jethalal itna maza toh Anjali ko bhi chodna mai nhi aata jitna ise chodna mai aaya .
Jethalal : are metha sahab tab kuch jugar kijiye hamare bhi .
Tarak metha ( muskura deta hai ) : jarur mera dost , mai akela maze le lu aisa thori hoga .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : ye Hui na baat , waisa metha sahab aj party ka liye ready hai na ?
Tarak metha ( confusing ) : konsi party bhai ?
Jethalal : are yaad nhi aapko aj Rita aur anurag ji ki shaddi ka reception hai .
Tarak metha : haa haa , yaad aaya
Jethalal : toh ready hai na aap ?
Tarak metha : haa bhai ready kyu bhi honga , waisa acha hua Rita ki shadi ho gayi , ab society mai kuwara koi nhi Raha .
Jethalal : hmm sahi kaha apna metha sahab .
Tarak metha : waisa jethalal kuch intezaam Kara jaye kya , party shaty ? ( Ek kamini smile deka )
Jethalal : are metha sahab ye Hui ni asli baat , karte hai karte hai party shaty .
Tarak metha : lekin kaha kare bhai ? , Waha par toh hamari biwiya hogi na ?
Jethalal : hmm tab kya kare chor de party shaty ka plan ?
Tarak metha : ek kaam karte hai ?
Jethalal ; kya ?
Tarak metha : hum aj party shaty nhi karte hai .
Jethalal ( Tarak metha ko bich Mai tokte hua ) : toh kab kare ?
Tarak metha : are bhai batane toh do .
Jethalal : haa toh bataiye .
Tarak metha : ek kaam karte hai mai toh aj aa rha hu , aur sayad kuch hi dino mai popatlal bhi aa jayega , toh jab sare yaar ek saath honge tab party ka kuch plan banate hai .
Jethalal : hmm ye sahi rahega metha sahab .
Abhi Tarak metha kuch bolte ki udhar sa Shaina ye batati hai ki unki flight aa chuki hoti hai .
Tarak metha : acha jethalal mai rakhta hu , flight aa chuki hai .
Jethalal : thik hai metha sahab , bye .
Tarak metha : hmm bye ..
Uska baad Tarak metha phone rakhte hai aur apna boss aur Shaina ka saath flight mai chahar jate hai .
Babita : haa Rita ek baar phone karke puch toh sahi ki kab aayenga .
Komal. : Hmm phone kar Rita .
Rita didi : aap log chaliye mai phone karke aati hu .
Babita : kyu hamare samne phone karna mai kya dikkat hai .
Rita didi : nhi aisi koi baat nhi hai babita ji .
Babita : toh fir kya dikkat hai .
Komal : haa Rita ab toh hamare samne hi phone kar ke puch anurag ji sa ki woh kab tak aayenga .
Roshan : hmm , ab toh hamare samne hi phone Karo anurag ji ko .
Daya : hmm .
Fir sab koi jid karna lagte hai , toh Rita didi ko unki baat manni hoti hai .
Uska baad Rita didi mujhe phone lagati hai .
Babita : Rita jara speaker pa toh kariyo .
Daya : hmm .
Uska baad rita didi phone ko speaker pa kar leti hai .
Toh wahi mai abhi bhi office Mai tha , aur Swetha ka saath apna kaam kar rha tha . Ki mai dekhta hu ki Rita didi ka phone AA rha hota hai toh mai apna chair sa uth ta hu aur apna cabin sa bahar aa jata hu .
Aur cabin ka bahar aane ka baad phone pick karta hu .
Anurag : haa didi bolo .
[ Mai jaisa hi didi bola toh idhar Rita didi ka phone speaker pa rha toh didi sun ke sab chaunk jate hai , aur sabhi mahila mandal ek saath jor sa chikti hai ]
" Didi ..... "
Mera muh sa didi sun ke Rita didi mujhe Dil hi Dil mai gaali de rhi hoti hai .
Rita didi [ isko bhi abhi hi didi bolna tha ]
[ mai ye Chik sun ke , ye samaj gya tha ki Rita didi sayad kahi na kahi Rita didi ka saath koi aur bhi hai aur sayad society ki koi mahila hogi toh mai baat na bigde toh mai baat ko samhalta hu ]
Anurag : haa boliye sonakshi di , acha cha mai karta hu , bolo Rita kya baat Hui jo abhi phone Kiya ?
Rita didi [ hashh , Bach Gaya ]
Rita : kab aa rha ho aap ji ?
Anurag : haa Rita bas nikal rha hu office sa abhi .
Rita : acha thik hai ji , thora jaldi aayi ye , yaha aj hamari shaddi ka reception hai aur aap office Mai kaam kar rha hai .
[ mera ko aisa Datt ta dekh , sabhi mahila mandal ka chero par smile aa jati hai ]
Anurag : are Rita daat kyu rhi ho , aa rha hu na mai , boss na kaam de Diya tha toh time lag gya wahi karna mai .
Rita didi : acha ji , thik hai aap aaiye tab , aur acha sa aana .
Anurag : hmm thik hai , Rita .
Uska baad mai phone rakh deta hu , aur apna cabin mai Jake apna pack up kar leta hu .
[ Mujhe yu pack up karte dekh Swetha , mera pass aati hai ]
Swetha : baby kaha ja rha ho tum ?
Anurag [ mai Swetha ko apna baho mai bhar leta hu ] : baby Ghar ja rha hu .
Swetha : ouchh , kya karte ho baby , abhi tumhe romance karna ka sujh rha hai .
Anurag : toh kab apni jiwansathi ka saath romance karu .
Swetha : acha ye toh batao itni jaldi kyu ja rha ho ghar .
Anurag [ mai Swetha ka gaalo ko apna hatho mai leta hu ] : ohh baby aj didi ko ek shadi mai Jana hai apni friend ka toh didi na mujhe bhi Jane ko kaha hai , toh isliya mai bhi ja rha hu .
Swetha [ apna dono hath mera shoulders pa rakhti hai ] : acha baby ye batao didi ki shadi ki baat Hui ?
Anurag [ mai Swetha ko ek kiss karta hu ] : baby maina didi sa bata di , didi bol rhi hai ki unko bhi shaddi karna hai lekin abhi koi pasand nhi aa rha hai , sorry baby didi ki shaddi ka chakar mai , mai tumsa shaddi bhi nhi kar pa rha hu .
Swetha : are baby koi tension nhi hai , phela didi ki shaddi ho Jane do , uska baad mai aur tum ek ho jayenga .
Anurag : hmm baby .
Swetha : waisa baby , mai kya bol rhi thi ki ek baar didi sa milwa toh do .
Anurag : jald baby , acha baby mai chalta hu abhi Jana padega , warna didi gussa ho jayegi .
Swetha : okk baby .
Anurag : waisa baby mujhe ek gift chaiye tumsa .
Swetha : kya gift chaiye Mera baby ko ?
Anurag : baby mujhe abhi ek kiss chaiye tumhari .
Swetha ( muskura deti hai ) : acha mera baby ko kiss chaiye ?
Toh wahi abhi jethalal iss waqt dukan mai tha aur jo customer aaya tha unka saath deal karna ka baad .
Jethalal gaadi ki taraf dekhta hai , aur pata hai ki 7 bhaj chuke hota hai , toh woh apna counter sa natu kaka jis counter mai baitha hote hai uss taraf jate hai .
Jethalal : are natu kaka , 7 bhaj gaye hai .
Natu kaka : haa sethji .
Jethalal : toh mai abhi nikal rha hu Ghar ka liya aur aap bhi dukan band karke society aa jana .
Natu kaka : thik hai sethji , lekin sethji hum unha uphar ka taur pa kya de ?
Jethalal : are apna abhi tak socha nhi kya de ?
Natu kaka : nhi sethji , woh kaam ka chakar mai bhul gya tha .
Jethalal : are ... Toh kya denga aap tab ?
Thori der tak jethalal sochta hai .
Jethalal : haa , natu kaka aap aisa kaam kare aap ek latest mobile le lijiye dukan se anurag ji ka liye jisma aj kal naye naye features aata hai na , aur Rita ka liya aap koi acha sa ek juice tray gift kar dijiye .
Natu kaka : hmm ye sahi rahega sethji .
Jethalal : acha thik hai natu kaka , mai chalta hu , Jay jinendra .
Natu kaka : Jay jinendra sethji .
Uska baad jethalal apna dukan sa nikal jata hai society ki aur .
Toh wahi Tarak metha abhi apna office sa nikalta hai .
[ Aap logo ko bata du ki Tarak metha apna boss aur Shaina ka saath 4 bhaje hi Mumbai land kar chuke hote hai , aur land hone ka baad Tarak metha ko wapas sa office Jana parta hai kyuki unka boss na kuch kaam Diya tha unha ]
Tarak metha [ apni ghari ko check karta hai ] : are late ho gaya , chalo bhai Tarak metha , Ghar Jake Anjali sa bhi milna hai .
Tarak metha abhi jana hi Wale hota hai ki unha ek awaaz aati hai piche sa .
" Tarak.. sir..... "
Tarak metha piche mud ka dekhta hai toh pata hai ki Shaina daurte hua uska pass aa rhi hoti hai .
Tarak metha : haa bolo Shaina .
Shaina [ thora nakhre karte hua ] : kya sir , mai soch rhi thi ki aap mera intezaar karenga lekin aap toh ja rha tha
Tarak metha [ apna ek saath Shaina sa Shaina ka galo ko shelate hua ] : are sorry Shaina , woh aj society mai ek shaddi hai toh Jane mai late ho rha tha isliya jaldi ja rha hu .
Shaina : waisa sir chaliye na mai aapko apke Ghar tak chor deti hu
Tarak metha : are Shaina iski koi jarurat nhi hai .
Shaina [ thora naraj hote hua ] : acha sir sayad aapka man bhar Gaya hoga mera sa , isliya aap mera saath kahi Jana bhi nhi chahte .
Tarak metha [ Shaina ka forehead pa ek kiss karte hai ] : are Shaina aisi koi bata nhi hai , mai tumhe use Karu aur chor du aisa mai kabhi soch bhi nhi sakta , bas mujhe sach mai Aaj jaldi Jana hai toh isliya mai jaldi ja rha tha , aur tum ye baat sochna bhi mat ki mai tumhe use kar rha hu .
Shaina [ aankho sa aasu jhalakta hai ] : sorry sir .
Tarak metha ' sorry kis liya Shaina ?
Shaina : sir woh maina aapko galat samjh liya .
Tarak metha : koi bata nhi Shaina , aab tum hai Ghar kal mai aaunga aur tumhare liya ek suprise bhi launga .
Shaina [ khus hote hua ] : kya gift sir ?
Tarak metha : ab ye toh kal hi bataunga Shaina .
Shaina : thik hai sir .
Tarak metha : okay Shaina chalta hu , tum Ghar Jake phone call kar dena mujhe samjhi .
Mai society mai paunch chuka hota hu apni gaadi mai .
Society ka andar aata hua mai dekhta hu ki society ka club house ko acha sa shajaya gaya hai , fhulo sa staircase ko shajaya gya hai aur lights bhi lagaya hai jo bahut hi achi dikh rhi hoti hai .
Mai andar aane ka baad gaadi ko Rita didi ka flat ka samne rokta hu aur gaadi sa bahar nikalta hu .
Toh dekhta hu ki bhide bhai apna block ka enterance sa bahar aa rha hota hai .
Bhide bhai abhi apna block ka enterance sa bahar aate mujhe dekhta hai , aur mera taraf aa jate hai .
Bhide : are anurag ji aap abhi aa rha hai ? itni late ?
Anurag : haa bhide bhai woh office Mai thora kaam tha .
Bhide : acha thik hai aap jaiye aur ready ho jaiye .
Anurag : thik hai bhide bhai .
Uska baad mai Rita didi ka flat ko kholna wala hota hu ki pata hu ki door lock hota hai , toh wahi bhide bhai abhi society ka club hous eoaunch Gaye hote hai .
Mai gate ko lock pate hua , uska baad mai phone nikalta hu aur Rita didi ko phone kar deta hu , lekin iss baat ka dhyaan rakhta hu ki ho sakta hai ki Rita didi society ka kisi mahila ka saath hogi .
Dusri taraf Rita didi abhi Daya bhabhi ka Ghar mai hoti hai aur Daya bhabhi aur baki sari mahila mandal rita didi ko saja rhi hota hai .
Aur Rita didi ka phone tabhi bajta hai .
Rita didi phone pick karna wali hoti hai ki tabhi madhvi bhabhi unsa phone le leti hai aur phone ko dekhti hai ki kiska phone hai .
Madhvi [ phone ko dekhti hai toh pati hai ki mai , anurag phone kar rha hu , toh woh muskura deti hai ] : kya baat hai Rita , anurag ji bahut phone kar rha hai tujhe lagta hai unhe Tera Bina chain nhi aata .
Rita didi [ sharma jati hai ] : aisa kuch nhi hai madhvi bhabhi , woh kya hai na mai ghar ko lock karke aayi hu toh sayad chabi ka liya woh phone kiye honga .
Madhvi : acha ruko jara .
Uska baad madhvi bhabhi phone pick kar leti hai aur speaker pa rakh deti hai .
Anurag : hello Rita kaha ho tum ?
Madhvi : are anurag ji , Rita hamare saath hai abhi Daya bhabhi ka Ghar pe .
Anurag : acha madhvi bhabhi , mai Daya bhabhi ka Ghar aa rha hu aap Rita ko bol dijiye .
Madhvi bhabhi ya Rita didi ya baki mahila mandal kuch bolte usa phela hi babita ji bol badti hai .
Babita : are anurag ji aapko aane ki kya jarurat hai ? , Mai aa ja rhi hu apko chabi dena , aur aap yaha aayenga toh Rita ki dekh lenga aur hum chahte hai ki aap apni Rita ko direct club house mai dekhiyega .
Anurag : thik hai babita ji .
Uska baad mai phone rakh deta hu .
Babita : Rita chabi do mai anurag ji ko dekar aati hu .
Uska baad Rita didi chabi babita ji de deti hai , aur fir babita ji niche aati hai mujhe chabi dena .
Babita ji Daya bhabhi ka Ghar sa bahar nikalti hai aur mujhe cha I Dena aa jati hai ,
Babita : ye lijiye anurag ji chabi .
Anurag : thank you babita ji .
Babita : are isma thank you ki kya baat hai anurag ji , ab aap jaiye aur ready ho jaiye .
Anurag : hmm jarur .
Uska baad mai babita ji sa chabi leta hu aur door ko unlock karta hu , door ko unlock karna ka baad mai andar chala jata hu , lekin mai door ko wapas sa lock karna bhuk hata hu .
Toh wahi babita ji abhi Jane lagti hai ki tabhi unka man mai aur dimag ka bich hal pal hone lagti hai .
Babita :
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Dil : babita kya soch rhi hai , kitna acha mouka hai , Aaj Jake anurag ji ka lund dekh le .
Dimag : nhi babita ye galat baat hai , tum ek shadi sudha aurat ho .
Dil : are shadisudha aurat Hui toh kya hua , hai toh ek aurat hi na , toh agar iska pati iski pyaas nhi bhuja sakta toh koi aur toh dhund na padega na jo iski chut ki pyaas bhuja sake .
Dimag : dekh babita , ye galat kar rhi hai ,kisi gair mard ka pyaar mai tu phas rhi hai .
Is jang mai Jeet dil ki hoti hai aur babita ji wapas murti hai aur Rita didi ka Ghar ka andar aa jati hai , aur door ko acha sa lock kar deti hai .
Toh wahi jab babita ji ka dil aur dimag ka bich jang chal rhi thi toh mai idhar Ghar ka andar aate hi sabsa phela almirah ka pass jata hu aur ek towel nikalta hu aur fir bathroom ka andar jaldi jaldi mai ghus jata hu , aur shower on kar deta hu .
Toh wahi Mera bathroom ka andar Jane ka baad babita ji dheera dheera bedroom mai aati hai , toh unhe mai nhi milta hu lekin bathroom mai sa Pani ki awaaj aate hi woh samajh jati hai ki mai andar hu .
Toh woh chupke sa bathroom ka pass aati hai aur bathroom ka darwaje pa bane keyhole sa andar dekhna lagti hai .
Babita ji andar dekhti hai aur unka chera pa wasna sa bhari ek smile aa jati hai .
Idhar mai aur Swetha apna project pa kaam kar rha tha toh wahi gokuldham society mai ek alag hi mahol tha ,
Abhi gokuldham society mai 2-3 mini truck enter karte hai
Toh wahi bhide jo abhi madhvi ka aane ka baad society ka kisi kaam sa society office ka liya aata hai toh dekhta hai ki 3-4 truck andar enter karte hai .
Sare trucks mai sa sabhi majdur nikalte hai aur ek ek karke sare saman niche utarna lagta hai ,
Toh wahi ek aadmi aur aata hai bike mai .
Bhide uss bike Wale aadmi ka pass jata hai .
Bike wala aadmi apna helmet nikalta hai aur apna bike ka mirror mai Tang deta hai .
Bhide : oh bhai kon hai aap ?
Bike wala aadmi : aap kon hai ?
Bhide ( apna collar ko pakadte hua ) : mai iss gokuldham society ka ek mewa secretary Shri aatmaram tukaram bhide , ab aap kon hai ye batayenga .
Bike wala aadmi : mera naam Rakesh hai .
Bhide : toh ap yaha par kya karna aaya hai aap aur inn trucks mai kiske saman hai .
Rakesh : mai ek event manager hu mujhe yaha kisi anurag naam ka aadmi na bheja hai , unhone bola hai ki yaha par kal ek reception hai toh uski tyaari ka liya inn trucks mai woh saman hai .
Bhide : ohh , tab thik hai .
Rakesh : aap bta sakte hai ki stage kis taraf lagaya jayega aur ye table aur chair kis taraf rakhe ?
Bhide ( apna sir pa hath rakhte hua ) : are ha ye toh socha hi nhi , aap sjawat kijiye tab tak mai aapko kuch der mai bata deta hu .
Rakesh : thik hai .
For Rakesh apna aadmiyo ko bolta hai aur sare decoration ka saman ek jagah pa utarta hai truck se aur uska baad sajawat karna lagta hai .
Toh wahi bhide bhai apna phone nikalte hai aur mujhe phone karte hai ..
Idhar office Me mai apna project pa kaam kar rha tha ki mai dekhta hu ki bhide bhai ka phone AA rha hai toh mai apna cabin sa bahar aata hu Swetha ko ye bolke ki mai bathroom ja rha hu .
Mai apna cabin sa bahar aata hu aur phone pick karta hu .
On call conversation :
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Anurag : haa boliye bhide bhai .
Bhide : haa anurag ji mai bolr ah tha ki apna jo event manager bheja hai na woh apna sare saman leka aa gya hai .
Anurag : acha hai bhide bhai aap thora decoration ka dekh lenga actually mai abhi aata lekin office Mai thora sa kaam aa gya hai , aur uska saath saath maina table chair aur khane ka liya rasoiwala ko bhi bol Diya hai woh log bhi aa jayenga toh aap jara unhe samhal Lena .
Bhide : aap chinta mat kijiye anurag ji mai woh kaam dekh lunga , maina isliya phone Kiya tha ki kal reception ka liya jo table and chair lagayenga woh kaha par lagayenga society compound mai ya club house mai ?
Anurag : bhide bhai aap ek kaam kariye na aao sare society walo sa ek baar puch lijiye ki woh jaha par bole ga wahi jagah par laga dijiye ga .
Bhide : hmm that's a good idea .
Anurag : hmm thik hai bhide bhai mai rakhta hu kaam mai wapas ja rha hu .
Bhide : thik hai anurag ji , bye
Anurag : bye
Bol ke mai call ko disconnect karta hu aur wapas Jake apna cabin mai kaam karna lagta hu .
Toh wahi bhide bhai abhi baki sare spciety ka gents ko phone karta hai .
Bhide : haa hello sba koi meri awaz sun pa rha hai na .
Metha ( jo abhi Delhi ka airpot mai kadha tha apna boss aur Shaina ka saath ) : haa bolo secretary mahoday kya baat ho gayi .
Bhide : haa metha sahab ek minute rukiye mai baki sabko bhi conference mai leta hu .
Uska baad bhide baki gents jaisa jethalal , Iyer ( jo abhi apna ek friend ka Ghar aaya hua tha apna research ka baare mai discussion karne ) , hathi bhai ( ek patient ka Ghar pa hota hai ) , Roshan Singh sodhi .
Sabhi baki gents ohoen pick kar leta hai lekin sodhi nhi .
Bhide : haa sab koi meri awaaz sun pa rha hai na?
Jethalal ( jo abhi iss waqt bahut jaruri meeting ka liya apna ek party sa milna gya hota hai , iss deal sa jethalal ko karib 10 crore ka fayda hone wala hota hai ) : haa bhai bhide bol , kya bata ho gyi jo abhi sabko phone Kiya ? , Society mai kuch hua hai kya ? Ya tapu Sena na kuch keya ?
Bhide ( jethalal ka ek saath itna sare sawal puchane Jane ki wajah sa ) : are ho baba batata hu , mujhe bolna toh do .
Jethalal : haa toh abhi kon bol rha hai ?
Bhide ( irritate hoke ) : aee...
Jethalal : are bhai sorry sorry bol bhide bol .
Bhide : haa toh suno mai yaha kah rha tha ki jaisa ki aap sabko pta hai Rita aur anurag ji ka aj shaddi ka reception hai ,
Jethalal ( bhide ka aage bolna sa phela bich Mai tokte hua ) : ha woh toh pta hai bhai .
Bhide : are aage meri baat toh suno .
Jethalal : abhi kon bola ?
Iyer ( jo jethalal sa itna ukhra rehta hai , abhi jethalal ka iss majak ki wajah sa aur irritate ho jata hai ) : oo jethalal bolne do bhide ko , kya tum bich bich Mai usa tok rhe ho .
Jethalal : acha baba sorry , ab bol na bhide aisa chup kyu kahra hai ?
Bhide : are mai puch rha tha ki jo reception mai khane ka intezaam hoga woh kaha par kare club house mai ya society ka compound mai ?
Metha : haa toh iska puchna kya hai club house best choice hoga iska liya .
Hathi : hmm , metha sahab sahi keh rha hai .
Iyer : haa bhide metha sahab sahi bom rha hai , club house mai reception hona chaiye .
Jethalal : haa ye sahi hoga society compund mai bahut bhid ho jayegi .
Bhide : haa toh bhaiyo ab ye confirm ho gya na , ki aj Rita aur anurag ji ka wedding ka decoration aur reception club house mai hoga .
Baki sbhi gents : haa bhai .
Bhide : okk ..
Bhide phone rakhta ki tabhi jethalal bolta hai .
Jethalal : bhide sun .
Bhide : haa bolo jethalal .
Jethalal : mai bol rha tha ki decoration ache sa karna .
Bhide : haa baba uski chinta tum mat karo , abhi tapu Sena aati hogi toh mai unha bol dunga woh kar lenga ye kaam .
Jethalal : hmm ye sahi rahega .
Bhide : acha bhaiyo rakhta hu , bye .
Sabhi gents : bye
Bol ke sabhi koi call disconnect karte hai aur apna apna kaam mai lag jate hai .
Toh wahi bhide call cut hone ka baad :
Bhide : ye sodhi na phone kyu pick nhi Kiya ?
Uska baad bhide ek baar aur call lagata hai lekin phir sa sodhi phone pick nhi karta .
Bhide : are phir sa phone pick nhi Kiya , ek kaam karta hu message kar deta hu dekh lega baad mai .
Bol ke bhide message send kar deta hai sodhi ko .
Bhide : chalo secretary sahab ab apna kaam pa lag jao ..
Bol ke bhide society ka club house Jane lagta hai ki tabhi usa .
" Are pakad pakad "
Usa tapu Sena ki awaaz sunai deti hai .. bhide uss taraf mudta hai aur dekhta hai ki tapu Sena apna ek phone sa catch catch khel rha hota hai .
Bhide ( ye dekho ye kaisa khel rha hai woh bhi phone ka saath , akal hi nhi hai inn logo ko )
Bhide : ohh tapu Sena idhar aao jara .
Tapu Sena bhide ka awaaz sunta hi phone sa catch catch khelna band kar deta hai .
Aur puri tapu Sena Jake bhide ka samne khari ho jati hai .
Tapu Sena : boliye bhide uncle .
Bhide : ye kya sor macha rha ho , jara Shanti rakho , aur sabsa phela mujhe ye batao ki tum log ye phone sa kya kar rha tha abhi .
Tapu : uncle aapko high power lens ki jarurat hai .
Bhide : kya?
Tapu : haa uncle .
, apko high power lens ki jarurat hai sayad sa aapko dukh nhi rha tha thik se .
Bhide : acha toh tum doctor ho kya , jo mujhe bataoge ki mai apna ankho sa dekh pa rha hu ya nhi .
Tapu : nhi bhide uncle docto rhi hu lekin apna jo sawal pucha na toh aisa laga ki sayad sa apko high power lens ki jarurat hogi .
Bhide : acha maina kya sawal pucha ?
Tapu : are bhide uncle apna dekha na hum log mobile catch catch khel rha tha , toh sayad apko woh nhi dikha hoga isliya bola ki apko ...
Bhide ( tapu kuch bolta isa phela ) : ai bediya , mujhe dikha ki tum log mobile sa catch catch khel rha tha , lekin mai ye puch rha hu ki tum logo ka pass jab tennis ball hai toh is mobile sa catch catch kyu khel rha ho .
Tapu : are woh kuch nhi bhide uncle hum log aa rha tha toh socha catch catch khela Jaye toh hame kuch mila nhi hamne Abdul Bhai ki dukan pa ball mange lekin Abdul Bhai na kaha ki unka pass tennis ball nhi hai , toh isliya humlogo na decide Kiya ki hum sab iss mobile sa catch catch khelenga .
Bhide : wahh kya socha hai tum logo na !
Tapu : thank you bhide uncle .
Bhide : ai mai tarif thodi kar rha hu jo thanks you bol rha ho , mai bol rha hu ki tum logo ko aur koi chiz se catch catch khelna ka nhi sujha jo iss mobile sa khel rha ho ?
Tapu ya bhide kuch bolta usa phela hi Sonu bol badi .
Sonu : baba ye saman kiska hai ?
Bhide : are ha , tum logo ko pta hai na ki Rita ki shaddi ho gyi hai .
Puri tapu Sena ekdam chok padi
" Kya "
Bhide sabka aisa chikne sa ghabra gya .
Tapu : kab hua ye ?
Bhide : are tum log aisa puch rha ho jaisa tum logo ko kuch malum hi nhi in sab ka bare mai ?
Puri tapu Sena : matlab tum logo ko kuch nhi malum ?
Tapu : nhi bhide uncle , ye kab hua Rita didi ki shaddi , kiske sath , kab ?
Bhide : are are haa ... mujhe bataanne toh do .
Goli : haa bhid euncle boliye .
Bhide : toh suno ,
Uska baad bhide bhai sabko batate hai ki meri aur Rita didi ki shaddi kaisa Hui , jis din mai aur Rita didi ek saath society aaya tha us din ki sari ghatnaye bhide na puri tapu Sena ko bata di .
Puri baat sune ka baad .
Tapu ( ye apna acha nhi Kiya Rita didi , mai apsa kitna pyaar karta tha , lekin apna mujhe chor ke kisi aur sa shaddi kar li , jara mai bhi toh dekhu kon hai woh jisna aapsa shaddi ki )
Bhide : haa toh ab tum log jaldi sa jaldi meri madad Karo aur pura decoration ka upar acha sa dhyaan rakho , samjhe .
Goli : bhide uncle aj menu mai kya kya hai ?
Bhide : watlas mada , iska yahi sawal hoga , beta goli aj ka jo bhi menu hoga woh raat ko khane time dekh lena .
Goli : thik hai bhide uncle .
Bhide : toh chalo jaldi chalo Jake inki madad karo decoration mai , mai Jake rasoiwala ko puch ka ataa hu kya kya chize chaiye .
Uska baad bhide bhai rasoi Wale ka pass jata hai toh wahi idhar tapu Sena abhi bhi thori shock rehti hai iss baat se .
Sonu : waisa dekha jaye toh ye acha hi hua ki Rita didi ki shaddi ho gayi .
Pinku : hmm sahi kaha ,
Gogi : hmm chalo dosto chalte hai aur Jake decoration ka kaam dekhta hai .
Goli : hmm chalo friends ..
Uska baad puri tapu Sena club house jati hai aur decoration ka kaam mai lag jati hai .
Toh wahi idhar jethalal bhide ka call cut hone ka baad ,
Jethalal : are ha metha sahab ko phone lagata hu , puchu toh sahi kab aa rha hai ?
Jethalal phone laga adeta hai metha sahab ko .
Metha sahab ( jo abhi Delhi airpot mai tha , unki flight 1 hour delay ho gayi thi toh isliya woh teno abhi waiting area mai flight ka wait kar rha tha )
Metha sahab airpot mai aisa Khali baitha baitha bore ho rahe tha toh tabhi unka phone baj uth ta hai , metha shab phone dekhta hai toh pata hai ki phone unka paramitra jethalal ka hai , toh woh phone pick karte hai .
Jethalal : hello metha sahab .
Metha : haa bolo jethalal kya hua jo aj mujhe yaad Kiya
Jethalal : are hua kuch nhi hai , mai bas ye puch rha tha ki kab aa rha ho aap , apke bine society suni suni si lag rhi hai .
Tarak metha : are bhai yahi Delhi airpot mai baitha hu , aj hi ghar aa rha hu .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : are wa , ye toh khusi ki khabar hai .
Tarak metha : haa bhai , aur tum batao tum kaisa ho , dukan kaisi chal rhi hai aur sabsa jaruri baat koi problem toh nhi aayi na abhi tak ?
Jethalal : nhi bhai nhi , abhi tak sba shai chal rha hai .
Tarak metha : chalo tab sahi hai .
Jethalal : aur bataiye enjoy Kiya ki nhi Delhi mai .
Tarak metha : Kiya na enjoy , itna enjoy ki bol nahi sakta tumhe .
Jethalal : are aisa kya hua , kahi apki woh office Mai Kam karti hai usna apsa chudwa toh nhi liya .
Tarak metha : jethalal mai kabhi kabhi sochta hu ki tum Mera dost ho ki nhi ?
Jethalal ( hayran sa ) : kya matlab ?
Tarak metha : matlab ye ki bhai ekdam sahj baat boli hai tumna .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : are congrats metha sahab , pura maja Kiya hai Delhi mai Jake .
Tarak matha : hmm bhai maje bahnt Kiya , kya batau bahut maje Kiya hai bhai , kya batau jethalal kya chut thi , jab lund andar Gaya toh mazze aa gaye , sach batau jethalal itna maza toh Anjali ko bhi chodna mai nhi aata jitna ise chodna mai aaya .
Jethalal : are metha sahab tab kuch jugar kijiye hamare bhi .
Tarak metha ( muskura deta hai ) : jarur mera dost , mai akela maze le lu aisa thori hoga .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : ye Hui na baat , waisa metha sahab aj party ka liye ready hai na ?
Tarak metha ( confusing ) : konsi party bhai ?
Jethalal : are yaad nhi aapko aj Rita aur anurag ji ki shaddi ka reception hai .
Tarak metha : haa haa , yaad aaya
Jethalal : toh ready hai na aap ?
Tarak metha : haa bhai ready kyu bhi honga , waisa acha hua Rita ki shadi ho gayi , ab society mai kuwara koi nhi Raha .
Jethalal : hmm sahi kaha apna metha sahab .
Tarak metha : waisa jethalal kuch intezaam Kara jaye kya , party shaty ? ( Ek kamini smile deka )
Jethalal : are metha sahab ye Hui ni asli baat , karte hai karte hai party shaty .
Tarak metha : lekin kaha kare bhai ? , Waha par toh hamari biwiya hogi na ?
Jethalal : hmm tab kya kare chor de party shaty ka plan ?
Tarak metha : ek kaam karte hai ?
Jethalal ; kya ?
Tarak metha : hum aj party shaty nhi karte hai .
Jethalal ( Tarak metha ko bich Mai tokte hua ) : toh kab kare ?
Tarak metha : are bhai batane toh do .
Jethalal : haa toh bataiye .
Tarak metha : ek kaam karte hai mai toh aj aa rha hu , aur sayad kuch hi dino mai popatlal bhi aa jayega , toh jab sare yaar ek saath honge tab party ka kuch plan banate hai .
Jethalal : hmm ye sahi rahega metha sahab .
Abhi Tarak metha kuch bolte ki udhar sa Shaina ye batati hai ki unki flight aa chuki hoti hai .
Tarak metha : acha jethalal mai rakhta hu , flight aa chuki hai .
Jethalal : thik hai metha sahab , bye .
Tarak metha : hmm bye ..
Uska baad Tarak metha phone rakhte hai aur apna boss aur Shaina ka saath flight mai chahar jate hai .
Babita : haa Rita ek baar phone karke puch toh sahi ki kab aayenga .
Komal. : Hmm phone kar Rita .
Rita didi : aap log chaliye mai phone karke aati hu .
Babita : kyu hamare samne phone karna mai kya dikkat hai .
Rita didi : nhi aisi koi baat nhi hai babita ji .
Babita : toh fir kya dikkat hai .
Komal : haa Rita ab toh hamare samne hi phone kar ke puch anurag ji sa ki woh kab tak aayenga .
Roshan : hmm , ab toh hamare samne hi phone Karo anurag ji ko .
Daya : hmm .
Fir sab koi jid karna lagte hai , toh Rita didi ko unki baat manni hoti hai .
Uska baad Rita didi mujhe phone lagati hai .
Babita : Rita jara speaker pa toh kariyo .
Daya : hmm .
Uska baad rita didi phone ko speaker pa kar leti hai .
Toh wahi mai abhi bhi office Mai tha , aur Swetha ka saath apna kaam kar rha tha . Ki mai dekhta hu ki Rita didi ka phone AA rha hota hai toh mai apna chair sa uth ta hu aur apna cabin sa bahar aa jata hu .
Aur cabin ka bahar aane ka baad phone pick karta hu .
Anurag : haa didi bolo .
[ Mai jaisa hi didi bola toh idhar Rita didi ka phone speaker pa rha toh didi sun ke sab chaunk jate hai , aur sabhi mahila mandal ek saath jor sa chikti hai ]
" Didi ..... "
Mera muh sa didi sun ke Rita didi mujhe Dil hi Dil mai gaali de rhi hoti hai .
Rita didi [ isko bhi abhi hi didi bolna tha ]
[ mai ye Chik sun ke , ye samaj gya tha ki Rita didi sayad kahi na kahi Rita didi ka saath koi aur bhi hai aur sayad society ki koi mahila hogi toh mai baat na bigde toh mai baat ko samhalta hu ]
Anurag : haa boliye sonakshi di , acha cha mai karta hu , bolo Rita kya baat Hui jo abhi phone Kiya ?
Rita didi [ hashh , Bach Gaya ]
Rita : kab aa rha ho aap ji ?
Anurag : haa Rita bas nikal rha hu office sa abhi .
Rita : acha thik hai ji , thora jaldi aayi ye , yaha aj hamari shaddi ka reception hai aur aap office Mai kaam kar rha hai .
[ mera ko aisa Datt ta dekh , sabhi mahila mandal ka chero par smile aa jati hai ]
Anurag : are Rita daat kyu rhi ho , aa rha hu na mai , boss na kaam de Diya tha toh time lag gya wahi karna mai .
Rita didi : acha ji , thik hai aap aaiye tab , aur acha sa aana .
Anurag : hmm thik hai , Rita .
Uska baad mai phone rakh deta hu , aur apna cabin mai Jake apna pack up kar leta hu .
[ Mujhe yu pack up karte dekh Swetha , mera pass aati hai ]
Swetha : baby kaha ja rha ho tum ?
Anurag [ mai Swetha ko apna baho mai bhar leta hu ] : baby Ghar ja rha hu .
Swetha : ouchh , kya karte ho baby , abhi tumhe romance karna ka sujh rha hai .
Anurag : toh kab apni jiwansathi ka saath romance karu .
Swetha : acha ye toh batao itni jaldi kyu ja rha ho ghar .
Anurag [ mai Swetha ka gaalo ko apna hatho mai leta hu ] : ohh baby aj didi ko ek shadi mai Jana hai apni friend ka toh didi na mujhe bhi Jane ko kaha hai , toh isliya mai bhi ja rha hu .
Swetha [ apna dono hath mera shoulders pa rakhti hai ] : acha baby ye batao didi ki shadi ki baat Hui ?
Anurag [ mai Swetha ko ek kiss karta hu ] : baby maina didi sa bata di , didi bol rhi hai ki unko bhi shaddi karna hai lekin abhi koi pasand nhi aa rha hai , sorry baby didi ki shaddi ka chakar mai , mai tumsa shaddi bhi nhi kar pa rha hu .
Swetha : are baby koi tension nhi hai , phela didi ki shaddi ho Jane do , uska baad mai aur tum ek ho jayenga .
Anurag : hmm baby .
Swetha : waisa baby , mai kya bol rhi thi ki ek baar didi sa milwa toh do .
Anurag : jald baby , acha baby mai chalta hu abhi Jana padega , warna didi gussa ho jayegi .
Swetha : okk baby .
Anurag : waisa baby mujhe ek gift chaiye tumsa .
Swetha : kya gift chaiye Mera baby ko ?
Anurag : baby mujhe abhi ek kiss chaiye tumhari .
Swetha ( muskura deti hai ) : acha mera baby ko kiss chaiye ?
Toh wahi abhi jethalal iss waqt dukan mai tha aur jo customer aaya tha unka saath deal karna ka baad .
Jethalal gaadi ki taraf dekhta hai , aur pata hai ki 7 bhaj chuke hota hai , toh woh apna counter sa natu kaka jis counter mai baitha hote hai uss taraf jate hai .
Jethalal : are natu kaka , 7 bhaj gaye hai .
Natu kaka : haa sethji .
Jethalal : toh mai abhi nikal rha hu Ghar ka liya aur aap bhi dukan band karke society aa jana .
Natu kaka : thik hai sethji , lekin sethji hum unha uphar ka taur pa kya de ?
Jethalal : are apna abhi tak socha nhi kya de ?
Natu kaka : nhi sethji , woh kaam ka chakar mai bhul gya tha .
Jethalal : are ... Toh kya denga aap tab ?
Thori der tak jethalal sochta hai .
Jethalal : haa , natu kaka aap aisa kaam kare aap ek latest mobile le lijiye dukan se anurag ji ka liye jisma aj kal naye naye features aata hai na , aur Rita ka liya aap koi acha sa ek juice tray gift kar dijiye .
Natu kaka : hmm ye sahi rahega sethji .
Jethalal : acha thik hai natu kaka , mai chalta hu , Jay jinendra .
Natu kaka : Jay jinendra sethji .
Uska baad jethalal apna dukan sa nikal jata hai society ki aur .
Toh wahi Tarak metha abhi apna office sa nikalta hai .
[ Aap logo ko bata du ki Tarak metha apna boss aur Shaina ka saath 4 bhaje hi Mumbai land kar chuke hote hai , aur land hone ka baad Tarak metha ko wapas sa office Jana parta hai kyuki unka boss na kuch kaam Diya tha unha ]
Tarak metha [ apni ghari ko check karta hai ] : are late ho gaya , chalo bhai Tarak metha , Ghar Jake Anjali sa bhi milna hai .
Tarak metha abhi jana hi Wale hota hai ki unha ek awaaz aati hai piche sa .
" Tarak.. sir..... "
Tarak metha piche mud ka dekhta hai toh pata hai ki Shaina daurte hua uska pass aa rhi hoti hai .
Tarak metha : haa bolo Shaina .
Shaina [ thora nakhre karte hua ] : kya sir , mai soch rhi thi ki aap mera intezaar karenga lekin aap toh ja rha tha
Tarak metha [ apna ek saath Shaina sa Shaina ka galo ko shelate hua ] : are sorry Shaina , woh aj society mai ek shaddi hai toh Jane mai late ho rha tha isliya jaldi ja rha hu .
Shaina : waisa sir chaliye na mai aapko apke Ghar tak chor deti hu
Tarak metha : are Shaina iski koi jarurat nhi hai .
Shaina [ thora naraj hote hua ] : acha sir sayad aapka man bhar Gaya hoga mera sa , isliya aap mera saath kahi Jana bhi nhi chahte .
Tarak metha [ Shaina ka forehead pa ek kiss karte hai ] : are Shaina aisi koi bata nhi hai , mai tumhe use Karu aur chor du aisa mai kabhi soch bhi nhi sakta , bas mujhe sach mai Aaj jaldi Jana hai toh isliya mai jaldi ja rha tha , aur tum ye baat sochna bhi mat ki mai tumhe use kar rha hu .
Shaina [ aankho sa aasu jhalakta hai ] : sorry sir .
Tarak metha ' sorry kis liya Shaina ?
Shaina : sir woh maina aapko galat samjh liya .
Tarak metha : koi bata nhi Shaina , aab tum hai Ghar kal mai aaunga aur tumhare liya ek suprise bhi launga .
Shaina [ khus hote hua ] : kya gift sir ?
Tarak metha : ab ye toh kal hi bataunga Shaina .
Shaina : thik hai sir .
Tarak metha : okay Shaina chalta hu , tum Ghar Jake phone call kar dena mujhe samjhi .
Mai society mai paunch chuka hota hu apni gaadi mai .
Society ka andar aata hua mai dekhta hu ki society ka club house ko acha sa shajaya gaya hai , fhulo sa staircase ko shajaya gya hai aur lights bhi lagaya hai jo bahut hi achi dikh rhi hoti hai .
Mai andar aane ka baad gaadi ko Rita didi ka flat ka samne rokta hu aur gaadi sa bahar nikalta hu .
Toh dekhta hu ki bhide bhai apna block ka enterance sa bahar aa rha hota hai .
Bhide bhai abhi apna block ka enterance sa bahar aate mujhe dekhta hai , aur mera taraf aa jate hai .
Bhide : are anurag ji aap abhi aa rha hai ? itni late ?
Anurag : haa bhide bhai woh office Mai thora kaam tha .
Bhide : acha thik hai aap jaiye aur ready ho jaiye .
Anurag : thik hai bhide bhai .
Uska baad mai Rita didi ka flat ko kholna wala hota hu ki pata hu ki door lock hota hai , toh wahi bhide bhai abhi society ka club hous eoaunch Gaye hote hai .
Mai gate ko lock pate hua , uska baad mai phone nikalta hu aur Rita didi ko phone kar deta hu , lekin iss baat ka dhyaan rakhta hu ki ho sakta hai ki Rita didi society ka kisi mahila ka saath hogi .
Dusri taraf Rita didi abhi Daya bhabhi ka Ghar mai hoti hai aur Daya bhabhi aur baki sari mahila mandal rita didi ko saja rhi hota hai .
Aur Rita didi ka phone tabhi bajta hai .
Rita didi phone pick karna wali hoti hai ki tabhi madhvi bhabhi unsa phone le leti hai aur phone ko dekhti hai ki kiska phone hai .
Madhvi [ phone ko dekhti hai toh pati hai ki mai , anurag phone kar rha hu , toh woh muskura deti hai ] : kya baat hai Rita , anurag ji bahut phone kar rha hai tujhe lagta hai unhe Tera Bina chain nhi aata .
Rita didi [ sharma jati hai ] : aisa kuch nhi hai madhvi bhabhi , woh kya hai na mai ghar ko lock karke aayi hu toh sayad chabi ka liya woh phone kiye honga .
Madhvi : acha ruko jara .
Uska baad madhvi bhabhi phone pick kar leti hai aur speaker pa rakh deti hai .
Anurag : hello Rita kaha ho tum ?
Madhvi : are anurag ji , Rita hamare saath hai abhi Daya bhabhi ka Ghar pe .
Anurag : acha madhvi bhabhi , mai Daya bhabhi ka Ghar aa rha hu aap Rita ko bol dijiye .
Madhvi bhabhi ya Rita didi ya baki mahila mandal kuch bolte usa phela hi babita ji bol badti hai .
Babita : are anurag ji aapko aane ki kya jarurat hai ? , Mai aa ja rhi hu apko chabi dena , aur aap yaha aayenga toh Rita ki dekh lenga aur hum chahte hai ki aap apni Rita ko direct club house mai dekhiyega .
Anurag : thik hai babita ji .
Uska baad mai phone rakh deta hu .
Babita : Rita chabi do mai anurag ji ko dekar aati hu .
Uska baad Rita didi chabi babita ji de deti hai , aur fir babita ji niche aati hai mujhe chabi dena .
Babita ji Daya bhabhi ka Ghar sa bahar nikalti hai aur mujhe cha I Dena aa jati hai ,
Babita : ye lijiye anurag ji chabi .
Anurag : thank you babita ji .
Babita : are isma thank you ki kya baat hai anurag ji , ab aap jaiye aur ready ho jaiye .
Anurag : hmm jarur .
Uska baad mai babita ji sa chabi leta hu aur door ko unlock karta hu , door ko unlock karna ka baad mai andar chala jata hu , lekin mai door ko wapas sa lock karna bhuk hata hu .
Toh wahi babita ji abhi Jane lagti hai ki tabhi unka man mai aur dimag ka bich hal pal hone lagti hai .
Babita :
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Dil : babita kya soch rhi hai , kitna acha mouka hai , Aaj Jake anurag ji ka lund dekh le .
Dimag : nhi babita ye galat baat hai , tum ek shadi sudha aurat ho .
Dil : are shadisudha aurat Hui toh kya hua , hai toh ek aurat hi na , toh agar iska pati iski pyaas nhi bhuja sakta toh koi aur toh dhund na padega na jo iski chut ki pyaas bhuja sake .
Dimag : dekh babita , ye galat kar rhi hai ,kisi gair mard ka pyaar mai tu phas rhi hai .
Is jang mai Jeet dil ki hoti hai aur babita ji wapas murti hai aur Rita didi ka Ghar ka andar aa jati hai , aur door ko acha sa lock kar deti hai .
Toh wahi jab babita ji ka dil aur dimag ka bich jang chal rhi thi toh mai idhar Ghar ka andar aate hi sabsa phela almirah ka pass jata hu aur ek towel nikalta hu aur fir bathroom ka andar jaldi jaldi mai ghus jata hu , aur shower on kar deta hu .
Toh wahi Mera bathroom ka andar Jane ka baad babita ji dheera dheera bedroom mai aati hai , toh unhe mai nhi milta hu lekin bathroom mai sa Pani ki awaaj aate hi woh samajh jati hai ki mai andar hu .
Toh woh chupke sa bathroom ka pass aati hai aur bathroom ka darwaje pa bane keyhole sa andar dekhna lagti hai .
Babita ji andar dekhti hai aur unka chera pa wasna sa bhari ek smile aa jati hai .
Idhar mai aur Swetha apna project pa kaam kar rha tha toh wahi gokuldham society mai ek alag hi mahol tha ,
Abhi gokuldham society mai 2-3 mini truck enter karte hai
Toh wahi bhide jo abhi madhvi ka aane ka baad society ka kisi kaam sa society office ka liya aata hai toh dekhta hai ki 3-4 truck andar enter karte hai .
Sare trucks mai sa sabhi majdur nikalte hai aur ek ek karke sare saman niche utarna lagta hai ,
Toh wahi ek aadmi aur aata hai bike mai .
Bhide uss bike Wale aadmi ka pass jata hai .
Bike wala aadmi apna helmet nikalta hai aur apna bike ka mirror mai Tang deta hai .
Bhide : oh bhai kon hai aap ?
Bike wala aadmi : aap kon hai ?
Bhide ( apna collar ko pakadte hua ) : mai iss gokuldham society ka ek mewa secretary Shri aatmaram tukaram bhide , ab aap kon hai ye batayenga .
Bike wala aadmi : mera naam Rakesh hai .
Bhide : toh ap yaha par kya karna aaya hai aap aur inn trucks mai kiske saman hai .
Rakesh : mai ek event manager hu mujhe yaha kisi anurag naam ka aadmi na bheja hai , unhone bola hai ki yaha par kal ek reception hai toh uski tyaari ka liya inn trucks mai woh saman hai .
Bhide : ohh , tab thik hai .
Rakesh : aap bta sakte hai ki stage kis taraf lagaya jayega aur ye table aur chair kis taraf rakhe ?
Bhide ( apna sir pa hath rakhte hua ) : are ha ye toh socha hi nhi , aap sjawat kijiye tab tak mai aapko kuch der mai bata deta hu .
Rakesh : thik hai .
For Rakesh apna aadmiyo ko bolta hai aur sare decoration ka saman ek jagah pa utarta hai truck se aur uska baad sajawat karna lagta hai .
Toh wahi bhide bhai apna phone nikalte hai aur mujhe phone karte hai ..
Idhar office Me mai apna project pa kaam kar rha tha ki mai dekhta hu ki bhide bhai ka phone AA rha hai toh mai apna cabin sa bahar aata hu Swetha ko ye bolke ki mai bathroom ja rha hu .
Mai apna cabin sa bahar aata hu aur phone pick karta hu .
On call conversation :
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Anurag : haa boliye bhide bhai .
Bhide : haa anurag ji mai bolr ah tha ki apna jo event manager bheja hai na woh apna sare saman leka aa gya hai .
Anurag : acha hai bhide bhai aap thora decoration ka dekh lenga actually mai abhi aata lekin office Mai thora sa kaam aa gya hai , aur uska saath saath maina table chair aur khane ka liya rasoiwala ko bhi bol Diya hai woh log bhi aa jayenga toh aap jara unhe samhal Lena .
Bhide : aap chinta mat kijiye anurag ji mai woh kaam dekh lunga , maina isliya phone Kiya tha ki kal reception ka liya jo table and chair lagayenga woh kaha par lagayenga society compound mai ya club house mai ?
Anurag : bhide bhai aap ek kaam kariye na aao sare society walo sa ek baar puch lijiye ki woh jaha par bole ga wahi jagah par laga dijiye ga .
Bhide : hmm that's a good idea .
Anurag : hmm thik hai bhide bhai mai rakhta hu kaam mai wapas ja rha hu .
Bhide : thik hai anurag ji , bye
Anurag : bye
Bol ke mai call ko disconnect karta hu aur wapas Jake apna cabin mai kaam karna lagta hu .
Toh wahi bhide bhai abhi baki sare spciety ka gents ko phone karta hai .
Bhide : haa hello sba koi meri awaz sun pa rha hai na .
Metha ( jo abhi Delhi ka airpot mai kadha tha apna boss aur Shaina ka saath ) : haa bolo secretary mahoday kya baat ho gayi .
Bhide : haa metha sahab ek minute rukiye mai baki sabko bhi conference mai leta hu .
Uska baad bhide baki gents jaisa jethalal , Iyer ( jo abhi apna ek friend ka Ghar aaya hua tha apna research ka baare mai discussion karne ) , hathi bhai ( ek patient ka Ghar pa hota hai ) , Roshan Singh sodhi .
Sabhi baki gents ohoen pick kar leta hai lekin sodhi nhi .
Bhide : haa sab koi meri awaaz sun pa rha hai na?
Jethalal ( jo abhi iss waqt bahut jaruri meeting ka liya apna ek party sa milna gya hota hai , iss deal sa jethalal ko karib 10 crore ka fayda hone wala hota hai ) : haa bhai bhide bol , kya bata ho gyi jo abhi sabko phone Kiya ? , Society mai kuch hua hai kya ? Ya tapu Sena na kuch keya ?
Bhide ( jethalal ka ek saath itna sare sawal puchane Jane ki wajah sa ) : are ho baba batata hu , mujhe bolna toh do .
Jethalal : haa toh abhi kon bol rha hai ?
Bhide ( irritate hoke ) : aee...
Jethalal : are bhai sorry sorry bol bhide bol .
Bhide : haa toh suno mai yaha kah rha tha ki jaisa ki aap sabko pta hai Rita aur anurag ji ka aj shaddi ka reception hai ,
Jethalal ( bhide ka aage bolna sa phela bich Mai tokte hua ) : ha woh toh pta hai bhai .
Bhide : are aage meri baat toh suno .
Jethalal : abhi kon bola ?
Iyer ( jo jethalal sa itna ukhra rehta hai , abhi jethalal ka iss majak ki wajah sa aur irritate ho jata hai ) : oo jethalal bolne do bhide ko , kya tum bich bich Mai usa tok rhe ho .
Jethalal : acha baba sorry , ab bol na bhide aisa chup kyu kahra hai ?
Bhide : are mai puch rha tha ki jo reception mai khane ka intezaam hoga woh kaha par kare club house mai ya society ka compound mai ?
Metha : haa toh iska puchna kya hai club house best choice hoga iska liya .
Hathi : hmm , metha sahab sahi keh rha hai .
Iyer : haa bhide metha sahab sahi bom rha hai , club house mai reception hona chaiye .
Jethalal : haa ye sahi hoga society compund mai bahut bhid ho jayegi .
Bhide : haa toh bhaiyo ab ye confirm ho gya na , ki aj Rita aur anurag ji ka wedding ka decoration aur reception club house mai hoga .
Baki sbhi gents : haa bhai .
Bhide : okk ..
Bhide phone rakhta ki tabhi jethalal bolta hai .
Jethalal : bhide sun .
Bhide : haa bolo jethalal .
Jethalal : mai bol rha tha ki decoration ache sa karna .
Bhide : haa baba uski chinta tum mat karo , abhi tapu Sena aati hogi toh mai unha bol dunga woh kar lenga ye kaam .
Jethalal : hmm ye sahi rahega .
Bhide : acha bhaiyo rakhta hu , bye .
Sabhi gents : bye
Bol ke sabhi koi call disconnect karte hai aur apna apna kaam mai lag jate hai .
Toh wahi bhide call cut hone ka baad :
Bhide : ye sodhi na phone kyu pick nhi Kiya ?
Uska baad bhide ek baar aur call lagata hai lekin phir sa sodhi phone pick nhi karta .
Bhide : are phir sa phone pick nhi Kiya , ek kaam karta hu message kar deta hu dekh lega baad mai .
Bol ke bhide message send kar deta hai sodhi ko .
Bhide : chalo secretary sahab ab apna kaam pa lag jao ..
Bol ke bhide society ka club house Jane lagta hai ki tabhi usa .
" Are pakad pakad "
Usa tapu Sena ki awaaz sunai deti hai .. bhide uss taraf mudta hai aur dekhta hai ki tapu Sena apna ek phone sa catch catch khel rha hota hai .
Bhide ( ye dekho ye kaisa khel rha hai woh bhi phone ka saath , akal hi nhi hai inn logo ko )
Bhide : ohh tapu Sena idhar aao jara .
Tapu Sena bhide ka awaaz sunta hi phone sa catch catch khelna band kar deta hai .
Aur puri tapu Sena Jake bhide ka samne khari ho jati hai .
Tapu Sena : boliye bhide uncle .
Bhide : ye kya sor macha rha ho , jara Shanti rakho , aur sabsa phela mujhe ye batao ki tum log ye phone sa kya kar rha tha abhi .
Tapu : uncle aapko high power lens ki jarurat hai .
Bhide : kya?
Tapu : haa uncle .
, apko high power lens ki jarurat hai sayad sa aapko dukh nhi rha tha thik se .
Bhide : acha toh tum doctor ho kya , jo mujhe bataoge ki mai apna ankho sa dekh pa rha hu ya nhi .
Tapu : nhi bhide uncle docto rhi hu lekin apna jo sawal pucha na toh aisa laga ki sayad sa apko high power lens ki jarurat hogi .
Bhide : acha maina kya sawal pucha ?
Tapu : are bhide uncle apna dekha na hum log mobile catch catch khel rha tha , toh sayad apko woh nhi dikha hoga isliya bola ki apko ...
Bhide ( tapu kuch bolta isa phela ) : ai bediya , mujhe dikha ki tum log mobile sa catch catch khel rha tha , lekin mai ye puch rha hu ki tum logo ka pass jab tennis ball hai toh is mobile sa catch catch kyu khel rha ho .
Tapu : are woh kuch nhi bhide uncle hum log aa rha tha toh socha catch catch khela Jaye toh hame kuch mila nhi hamne Abdul Bhai ki dukan pa ball mange lekin Abdul Bhai na kaha ki unka pass tennis ball nhi hai , toh isliya humlogo na decide Kiya ki hum sab iss mobile sa catch catch khelenga .
Bhide : wahh kya socha hai tum logo na !
Tapu : thank you bhide uncle .
Bhide : ai mai tarif thodi kar rha hu jo thanks you bol rha ho , mai bol rha hu ki tum logo ko aur koi chiz se catch catch khelna ka nhi sujha jo iss mobile sa khel rha ho ?
Tapu ya bhide kuch bolta usa phela hi Sonu bol badi .
Sonu : baba ye saman kiska hai ?
Bhide : are ha , tum logo ko pta hai na ki Rita ki shaddi ho gyi hai .
Puri tapu Sena ekdam chok padi
" Kya "
Bhide sabka aisa chikne sa ghabra gya .
Tapu : kab hua ye ?
Bhide : are tum log aisa puch rha ho jaisa tum logo ko kuch malum hi nhi in sab ka bare mai ?
Puri tapu Sena : matlab tum logo ko kuch nhi malum ?
Tapu : nhi bhide uncle , ye kab hua Rita didi ki shaddi , kiske sath , kab ?
Bhide : are are haa ... mujhe bataanne toh do .
Goli : haa bhid euncle boliye .
Bhide : toh suno ,
Uska baad bhide bhai sabko batate hai ki meri aur Rita didi ki shaddi kaisa Hui , jis din mai aur Rita didi ek saath society aaya tha us din ki sari ghatnaye bhide na puri tapu Sena ko bata di .
Puri baat sune ka baad .
Tapu ( ye apna acha nhi Kiya Rita didi , mai apsa kitna pyaar karta tha , lekin apna mujhe chor ke kisi aur sa shaddi kar li , jara mai bhi toh dekhu kon hai woh jisna aapsa shaddi ki )
Bhide : haa toh ab tum log jaldi sa jaldi meri madad Karo aur pura decoration ka upar acha sa dhyaan rakho , samjhe .
Goli : bhide uncle aj menu mai kya kya hai ?
Bhide : watlas mada , iska yahi sawal hoga , beta goli aj ka jo bhi menu hoga woh raat ko khane time dekh lena .
Goli : thik hai bhide uncle .
Bhide : toh chalo jaldi chalo Jake inki madad karo decoration mai , mai Jake rasoiwala ko puch ka ataa hu kya kya chize chaiye .
Uska baad bhide bhai rasoi Wale ka pass jata hai toh wahi idhar tapu Sena abhi bhi thori shock rehti hai iss baat se .
Sonu : waisa dekha jaye toh ye acha hi hua ki Rita didi ki shaddi ho gayi .
Pinku : hmm sahi kaha ,
Gogi : hmm chalo dosto chalte hai aur Jake decoration ka kaam dekhta hai .
Goli : hmm chalo friends ..
Uska baad puri tapu Sena club house jati hai aur decoration ka kaam mai lag jati hai .
Toh wahi idhar jethalal bhide ka call cut hone ka baad ,
Jethalal : are ha metha sahab ko phone lagata hu , puchu toh sahi kab aa rha hai ?
Jethalal phone laga adeta hai metha sahab ko .
Metha sahab ( jo abhi Delhi airpot mai tha , unki flight 1 hour delay ho gayi thi toh isliya woh teno abhi waiting area mai flight ka wait kar rha tha )
Metha sahab airpot mai aisa Khali baitha baitha bore ho rahe tha toh tabhi unka phone baj uth ta hai , metha shab phone dekhta hai toh pata hai ki phone unka paramitra jethalal ka hai , toh woh phone pick karte hai .
Jethalal : hello metha sahab .
Metha : haa bolo jethalal kya hua jo aj mujhe yaad Kiya
Jethalal : are hua kuch nhi hai , mai bas ye puch rha tha ki kab aa rha ho aap , apke bine society suni suni si lag rhi hai .
Tarak metha : are bhai yahi Delhi airpot mai baitha hu , aj hi ghar aa rha hu .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : are wa , ye toh khusi ki khabar hai .
Tarak metha : haa bhai , aur tum batao tum kaisa ho , dukan kaisi chal rhi hai aur sabsa jaruri baat koi problem toh nhi aayi na abhi tak ?
Jethalal : nhi bhai nhi , abhi tak sba shai chal rha hai .
Tarak metha : chalo tab sahi hai .
Jethalal : aur bataiye enjoy Kiya ki nhi Delhi mai .
Tarak metha : Kiya na enjoy , itna enjoy ki bol nahi sakta tumhe .
Jethalal : are aisa kya hua , kahi apki woh office Mai Kam karti hai usna apsa chudwa toh nhi liya .
Tarak metha : jethalal mai kabhi kabhi sochta hu ki tum Mera dost ho ki nhi ?
Jethalal ( hayran sa ) : kya matlab ?
Tarak metha : matlab ye ki bhai ekdam sahj baat boli hai tumna .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : are congrats metha sahab , pura maja Kiya hai Delhi mai Jake .
Tarak matha : hmm bhai maje bahnt Kiya , kya batau bahut maje Kiya hai bhai , kya batau jethalal kya chut thi , jab lund andar Gaya toh mazze aa gaye , sach batau jethalal itna maza toh Anjali ko bhi chodna mai nhi aata jitna ise chodna mai aaya .
Jethalal : are metha sahab tab kuch jugar kijiye hamare bhi .
Tarak metha ( muskura deta hai ) : jarur mera dost , mai akela maze le lu aisa thori hoga .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : ye Hui na baat , waisa metha sahab aj party ka liye ready hai na ?
Tarak metha ( confusing ) : konsi party bhai ?
Jethalal : are yaad nhi aapko aj Rita aur anurag ji ki shaddi ka reception hai .
Tarak metha : haa haa , yaad aaya
Jethalal : toh ready hai na aap ?
Tarak metha : haa bhai ready kyu bhi honga , waisa acha hua Rita ki shadi ho gayi , ab society mai kuwara koi nhi Raha .
Jethalal : hmm sahi kaha apna metha sahab .
Tarak metha : waisa jethalal kuch intezaam Kara jaye kya , party shaty ? ( Ek kamini smile deka )
Jethalal : are metha sahab ye Hui ni asli baat , karte hai karte hai party shaty .
Tarak metha : lekin kaha kare bhai ? , Waha par toh hamari biwiya hogi na ?
Jethalal : hmm tab kya kare chor de party shaty ka plan ?
Tarak metha : ek kaam karte hai ?
Jethalal ; kya ?
Tarak metha : hum aj party shaty nhi karte hai .
Jethalal ( Tarak metha ko bich Mai tokte hua ) : toh kab kare ?
Tarak metha : are bhai batane toh do .
Jethalal : haa toh bataiye .
Tarak metha : ek kaam karte hai mai toh aj aa rha hu , aur sayad kuch hi dino mai popatlal bhi aa jayega , toh jab sare yaar ek saath honge tab party ka kuch plan banate hai .
Jethalal : hmm ye sahi rahega metha sahab .
Abhi Tarak metha kuch bolte ki udhar sa Shaina ye batati hai ki unki flight aa chuki hoti hai .
Tarak metha : acha jethalal mai rakhta hu , flight aa chuki hai .
Jethalal : thik hai metha sahab , bye .
Tarak metha : hmm bye ..
Uska baad Tarak metha phone rakhte hai aur apna boss aur Shaina ka saath flight mai chahar jate hai .
Babita : haa Rita ek baar phone karke puch toh sahi ki kab aayenga .
Komal. : Hmm phone kar Rita .
Rita didi : aap log chaliye mai phone karke aati hu .
Babita : kyu hamare samne phone karna mai kya dikkat hai .
Rita didi : nhi aisi koi baat nhi hai babita ji .
Babita : toh fir kya dikkat hai .
Komal : haa Rita ab toh hamare samne hi phone kar ke puch anurag ji sa ki woh kab tak aayenga .
Roshan : hmm , ab toh hamare samne hi phone Karo anurag ji ko .
Daya : hmm .
Fir sab koi jid karna lagte hai , toh Rita didi ko unki baat manni hoti hai .
Uska baad Rita didi mujhe phone lagati hai .
Babita : Rita jara speaker pa toh kariyo .
Daya : hmm .
Uska baad rita didi phone ko speaker pa kar leti hai .
Toh wahi mai abhi bhi office Mai tha , aur Swetha ka saath apna kaam kar rha tha . Ki mai dekhta hu ki Rita didi ka phone AA rha hota hai toh mai apna chair sa uth ta hu aur apna cabin sa bahar aa jata hu .
Aur cabin ka bahar aane ka baad phone pick karta hu .
Anurag : haa didi bolo .
[ Mai jaisa hi didi bola toh idhar Rita didi ka phone speaker pa rha toh didi sun ke sab chaunk jate hai , aur sabhi mahila mandal ek saath jor sa chikti hai ]
" Didi ..... "
Mera muh sa didi sun ke Rita didi mujhe Dil hi Dil mai gaali de rhi hoti hai .
Rita didi [ isko bhi abhi hi didi bolna tha ]
[ mai ye Chik sun ke , ye samaj gya tha ki Rita didi sayad kahi na kahi Rita didi ka saath koi aur bhi hai aur sayad society ki koi mahila hogi toh mai baat na bigde toh mai baat ko samhalta hu ]
Anurag : haa boliye sonakshi di , acha cha mai karta hu , bolo Rita kya baat Hui jo abhi phone Kiya ?
Rita didi [ hashh , Bach Gaya ]
Rita : kab aa rha ho aap ji ?
Anurag : haa Rita bas nikal rha hu office sa abhi .
Rita : acha thik hai ji , thora jaldi aayi ye , yaha aj hamari shaddi ka reception hai aur aap office Mai kaam kar rha hai .
[ mera ko aisa Datt ta dekh , sabhi mahila mandal ka chero par smile aa jati hai ]
Anurag : are Rita daat kyu rhi ho , aa rha hu na mai , boss na kaam de Diya tha toh time lag gya wahi karna mai .
Rita didi : acha ji , thik hai aap aaiye tab , aur acha sa aana .
Anurag : hmm thik hai , Rita .
Uska baad mai phone rakh deta hu , aur apna cabin mai Jake apna pack up kar leta hu .
[ Mujhe yu pack up karte dekh Swetha , mera pass aati hai ]
Swetha : baby kaha ja rha ho tum ?
Anurag [ mai Swetha ko apna baho mai bhar leta hu ] : baby Ghar ja rha hu .
Swetha : ouchh , kya karte ho baby , abhi tumhe romance karna ka sujh rha hai .
Anurag : toh kab apni jiwansathi ka saath romance karu .
Swetha : acha ye toh batao itni jaldi kyu ja rha ho ghar .
Anurag [ mai Swetha ka gaalo ko apna hatho mai leta hu ] : ohh baby aj didi ko ek shadi mai Jana hai apni friend ka toh didi na mujhe bhi Jane ko kaha hai , toh isliya mai bhi ja rha hu .
Swetha [ apna dono hath mera shoulders pa rakhti hai ] : acha baby ye batao didi ki shadi ki baat Hui ?
Anurag [ mai Swetha ko ek kiss karta hu ] : baby maina didi sa bata di , didi bol rhi hai ki unko bhi shaddi karna hai lekin abhi koi pasand nhi aa rha hai , sorry baby didi ki shaddi ka chakar mai , mai tumsa shaddi bhi nhi kar pa rha hu .
Swetha : are baby koi tension nhi hai , phela didi ki shaddi ho Jane do , uska baad mai aur tum ek ho jayenga .
Anurag : hmm baby .
Swetha : waisa baby , mai kya bol rhi thi ki ek baar didi sa milwa toh do .
Anurag : jald baby , acha baby mai chalta hu abhi Jana padega , warna didi gussa ho jayegi .
Swetha : okk baby .
Anurag : waisa baby mujhe ek gift chaiye tumsa .
Swetha : kya gift chaiye Mera baby ko ?
Anurag : baby mujhe abhi ek kiss chaiye tumhari .
Swetha ( muskura deti hai ) : acha mera baby ko kiss chaiye ?
Toh wahi abhi jethalal iss waqt dukan mai tha aur jo customer aaya tha unka saath deal karna ka baad .
Jethalal gaadi ki taraf dekhta hai , aur pata hai ki 7 bhaj chuke hota hai , toh woh apna counter sa natu kaka jis counter mai baitha hote hai uss taraf jate hai .
Jethalal : are natu kaka , 7 bhaj gaye hai .
Natu kaka : haa sethji .
Jethalal : toh mai abhi nikal rha hu Ghar ka liya aur aap bhi dukan band karke society aa jana .
Natu kaka : thik hai sethji , lekin sethji hum unha uphar ka taur pa kya de ?
Jethalal : are apna abhi tak socha nhi kya de ?
Natu kaka : nhi sethji , woh kaam ka chakar mai bhul gya tha .
Jethalal : are ... Toh kya denga aap tab ?
Thori der tak jethalal sochta hai .
Jethalal : haa , natu kaka aap aisa kaam kare aap ek latest mobile le lijiye dukan se anurag ji ka liye jisma aj kal naye naye features aata hai na , aur Rita ka liya aap koi acha sa ek juice tray gift kar dijiye .
Natu kaka : hmm ye sahi rahega sethji .
Jethalal : acha thik hai natu kaka , mai chalta hu , Jay jinendra .
Natu kaka : Jay jinendra sethji .
Uska baad jethalal apna dukan sa nikal jata hai society ki aur .
Toh wahi Tarak metha abhi apna office sa nikalta hai .
[ Aap logo ko bata du ki Tarak metha apna boss aur Shaina ka saath 4 bhaje hi Mumbai land kar chuke hote hai , aur land hone ka baad Tarak metha ko wapas sa office Jana parta hai kyuki unka boss na kuch kaam Diya tha unha ]
Tarak metha [ apni ghari ko check karta hai ] : are late ho gaya , chalo bhai Tarak metha , Ghar Jake Anjali sa bhi milna hai .
Tarak metha abhi jana hi Wale hota hai ki unha ek awaaz aati hai piche sa .
" Tarak.. sir..... "
Tarak metha piche mud ka dekhta hai toh pata hai ki Shaina daurte hua uska pass aa rhi hoti hai .
Tarak metha : haa bolo Shaina .
Shaina [ thora nakhre karte hua ] : kya sir , mai soch rhi thi ki aap mera intezaar karenga lekin aap toh ja rha tha
Tarak metha [ apna ek saath Shaina sa Shaina ka galo ko shelate hua ] : are sorry Shaina , woh aj society mai ek shaddi hai toh Jane mai late ho rha tha isliya jaldi ja rha hu .
Shaina : waisa sir chaliye na mai aapko apke Ghar tak chor deti hu
Tarak metha : are Shaina iski koi jarurat nhi hai .
Shaina [ thora naraj hote hua ] : acha sir sayad aapka man bhar Gaya hoga mera sa , isliya aap mera saath kahi Jana bhi nhi chahte .
Tarak metha [ Shaina ka forehead pa ek kiss karte hai ] : are Shaina aisi koi bata nhi hai , mai tumhe use Karu aur chor du aisa mai kabhi soch bhi nhi sakta , bas mujhe sach mai Aaj jaldi Jana hai toh isliya mai jaldi ja rha tha , aur tum ye baat sochna bhi mat ki mai tumhe use kar rha hu .
Shaina [ aankho sa aasu jhalakta hai ] : sorry sir .
Tarak metha ' sorry kis liya Shaina ?
Shaina : sir woh maina aapko galat samjh liya .
Tarak metha : koi bata nhi Shaina , aab tum hai Ghar kal mai aaunga aur tumhare liya ek suprise bhi launga .
Shaina [ khus hote hua ] : kya gift sir ?
Tarak metha : ab ye toh kal hi bataunga Shaina .
Shaina : thik hai sir .
Tarak metha : okay Shaina chalta hu , tum Ghar Jake phone call kar dena mujhe samjhi .
Mai society mai paunch chuka hota hu apni gaadi mai .
Society ka andar aata hua mai dekhta hu ki society ka club house ko acha sa shajaya gaya hai , fhulo sa staircase ko shajaya gya hai aur lights bhi lagaya hai jo bahut hi achi dikh rhi hoti hai .
Mai andar aane ka baad gaadi ko Rita didi ka flat ka samne rokta hu aur gaadi sa bahar nikalta hu .
Toh dekhta hu ki bhide bhai apna block ka enterance sa bahar aa rha hota hai .
Bhide bhai abhi apna block ka enterance sa bahar aate mujhe dekhta hai , aur mera taraf aa jate hai .
Bhide : are anurag ji aap abhi aa rha hai ? itni late ?
Anurag : haa bhide bhai woh office Mai thora kaam tha .
Bhide : acha thik hai aap jaiye aur ready ho jaiye .
Anurag : thik hai bhide bhai .
Uska baad mai Rita didi ka flat ko kholna wala hota hu ki pata hu ki door lock hota hai , toh wahi bhide bhai abhi society ka club hous eoaunch Gaye hote hai .
Mai gate ko lock pate hua , uska baad mai phone nikalta hu aur Rita didi ko phone kar deta hu , lekin iss baat ka dhyaan rakhta hu ki ho sakta hai ki Rita didi society ka kisi mahila ka saath hogi .
Dusri taraf Rita didi abhi Daya bhabhi ka Ghar mai hoti hai aur Daya bhabhi aur baki sari mahila mandal rita didi ko saja rhi hota hai .
Aur Rita didi ka phone tabhi bajta hai .
Rita didi phone pick karna wali hoti hai ki tabhi madhvi bhabhi unsa phone le leti hai aur phone ko dekhti hai ki kiska phone hai .
Madhvi [ phone ko dekhti hai toh pati hai ki mai , anurag phone kar rha hu , toh woh muskura deti hai ] : kya baat hai Rita , anurag ji bahut phone kar rha hai tujhe lagta hai unhe Tera Bina chain nhi aata .
Rita didi [ sharma jati hai ] : aisa kuch nhi hai madhvi bhabhi , woh kya hai na mai ghar ko lock karke aayi hu toh sayad chabi ka liya woh phone kiye honga .
Madhvi : acha ruko jara .
Uska baad madhvi bhabhi phone pick kar leti hai aur speaker pa rakh deti hai .
Anurag : hello Rita kaha ho tum ?
Madhvi : are anurag ji , Rita hamare saath hai abhi Daya bhabhi ka Ghar pe .
Anurag : acha madhvi bhabhi , mai Daya bhabhi ka Ghar aa rha hu aap Rita ko bol dijiye .
Madhvi bhabhi ya Rita didi ya baki mahila mandal kuch bolte usa phela hi babita ji bol badti hai .
Babita : are anurag ji aapko aane ki kya jarurat hai ? , Mai aa ja rhi hu apko chabi dena , aur aap yaha aayenga toh Rita ki dekh lenga aur hum chahte hai ki aap apni Rita ko direct club house mai dekhiyega .
Anurag : thik hai babita ji .
Uska baad mai phone rakh deta hu .
Babita : Rita chabi do mai anurag ji ko dekar aati hu .
Uska baad Rita didi chabi babita ji de deti hai , aur fir babita ji niche aati hai mujhe chabi dena .
Babita ji Daya bhabhi ka Ghar sa bahar nikalti hai aur mujhe cha I Dena aa jati hai ,
Babita : ye lijiye anurag ji chabi .
Anurag : thank you babita ji .
Babita : are isma thank you ki kya baat hai anurag ji , ab aap jaiye aur ready ho jaiye .
Anurag : hmm jarur .
Uska baad mai babita ji sa chabi leta hu aur door ko unlock karta hu , door ko unlock karna ka baad mai andar chala jata hu , lekin mai door ko wapas sa lock karna bhuk hata hu .
Toh wahi babita ji abhi Jane lagti hai ki tabhi unka man mai aur dimag ka bich hal pal hone lagti hai .
Babita :
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Dil : babita kya soch rhi hai , kitna acha mouka hai , Aaj Jake anurag ji ka lund dekh le .
Dimag : nhi babita ye galat baat hai , tum ek shadi sudha aurat ho .
Dil : are shadisudha aurat Hui toh kya hua , hai toh ek aurat hi na , toh agar iska pati iski pyaas nhi bhuja sakta toh koi aur toh dhund na padega na jo iski chut ki pyaas bhuja sake .
Dimag : dekh babita , ye galat kar rhi hai ,kisi gair mard ka pyaar mai tu phas rhi hai .
Is jang mai Jeet dil ki hoti hai aur babita ji wapas murti hai aur Rita didi ka Ghar ka andar aa jati hai , aur door ko acha sa lock kar deti hai .
Toh wahi jab babita ji ka dil aur dimag ka bich jang chal rhi thi toh mai idhar Ghar ka andar aate hi sabsa phela almirah ka pass jata hu aur ek towel nikalta hu aur fir bathroom ka andar jaldi jaldi mai ghus jata hu , aur shower on kar deta hu .
Toh wahi Mera bathroom ka andar Jane ka baad babita ji dheera dheera bedroom mai aati hai , toh unhe mai nhi milta hu lekin bathroom mai sa Pani ki awaaj aate hi woh samajh jati hai ki mai andar hu .
Toh woh chupke sa bathroom ka pass aati hai aur bathroom ka darwaje pa bane keyhole sa andar dekhna lagti hai .
Babita ji andar dekhti hai aur unka chera pa wasna sa bhari ek smile aa jati hai .
Idhar mai aur Swetha apna project pa kaam kar rha tha toh wahi gokuldham society mai ek alag hi mahol tha ,
Abhi gokuldham society mai 2-3 mini truck enter karte hai
Toh wahi bhide jo abhi madhvi ka aane ka baad society ka kisi kaam sa society office ka liya aata hai toh dekhta hai ki 3-4 truck andar enter karte hai .
Sare trucks mai sa sabhi majdur nikalte hai aur ek ek karke sare saman niche utarna lagta hai ,
Toh wahi ek aadmi aur aata hai bike mai .
Bhide uss bike Wale aadmi ka pass jata hai .
Bike wala aadmi apna helmet nikalta hai aur apna bike ka mirror mai Tang deta hai .
Bhide : oh bhai kon hai aap ?
Bike wala aadmi : aap kon hai ?
Bhide ( apna collar ko pakadte hua ) : mai iss gokuldham society ka ek mewa secretary Shri aatmaram tukaram bhide , ab aap kon hai ye batayenga .
Bike wala aadmi : mera naam Rakesh hai .
Bhide : toh ap yaha par kya karna aaya hai aap aur inn trucks mai kiske saman hai .
Rakesh : mai ek event manager hu mujhe yaha kisi anurag naam ka aadmi na bheja hai , unhone bola hai ki yaha par kal ek reception hai toh uski tyaari ka liya inn trucks mai woh saman hai .
Bhide : ohh , tab thik hai .
Rakesh : aap bta sakte hai ki stage kis taraf lagaya jayega aur ye table aur chair kis taraf rakhe ?
Bhide ( apna sir pa hath rakhte hua ) : are ha ye toh socha hi nhi , aap sjawat kijiye tab tak mai aapko kuch der mai bata deta hu .
Rakesh : thik hai .
For Rakesh apna aadmiyo ko bolta hai aur sare decoration ka saman ek jagah pa utarta hai truck se aur uska baad sajawat karna lagta hai .
Toh wahi bhide bhai apna phone nikalte hai aur mujhe phone karte hai ..
Idhar office Me mai apna project pa kaam kar rha tha ki mai dekhta hu ki bhide bhai ka phone AA rha hai toh mai apna cabin sa bahar aata hu Swetha ko ye bolke ki mai bathroom ja rha hu .
Mai apna cabin sa bahar aata hu aur phone pick karta hu .
On call conversation :
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Anurag : haa boliye bhide bhai .
Bhide : haa anurag ji mai bolr ah tha ki apna jo event manager bheja hai na woh apna sare saman leka aa gya hai .
Anurag : acha hai bhide bhai aap thora decoration ka dekh lenga actually mai abhi aata lekin office Mai thora sa kaam aa gya hai , aur uska saath saath maina table chair aur khane ka liya rasoiwala ko bhi bol Diya hai woh log bhi aa jayenga toh aap jara unhe samhal Lena .
Bhide : aap chinta mat kijiye anurag ji mai woh kaam dekh lunga , maina isliya phone Kiya tha ki kal reception ka liya jo table and chair lagayenga woh kaha par lagayenga society compound mai ya club house mai ?
Anurag : bhide bhai aap ek kaam kariye na aao sare society walo sa ek baar puch lijiye ki woh jaha par bole ga wahi jagah par laga dijiye ga .
Bhide : hmm that's a good idea .
Anurag : hmm thik hai bhide bhai mai rakhta hu kaam mai wapas ja rha hu .
Bhide : thik hai anurag ji , bye
Anurag : bye
Bol ke mai call ko disconnect karta hu aur wapas Jake apna cabin mai kaam karna lagta hu .
Toh wahi bhide bhai abhi baki sare spciety ka gents ko phone karta hai .
Bhide : haa hello sba koi meri awaz sun pa rha hai na .
Metha ( jo abhi Delhi ka airpot mai kadha tha apna boss aur Shaina ka saath ) : haa bolo secretary mahoday kya baat ho gayi .
Bhide : haa metha sahab ek minute rukiye mai baki sabko bhi conference mai leta hu .
Uska baad bhide baki gents jaisa jethalal , Iyer ( jo abhi apna ek friend ka Ghar aaya hua tha apna research ka baare mai discussion karne ) , hathi bhai ( ek patient ka Ghar pa hota hai ) , Roshan Singh sodhi .
Sabhi baki gents ohoen pick kar leta hai lekin sodhi nhi .
Bhide : haa sab koi meri awaaz sun pa rha hai na?
Jethalal ( jo abhi iss waqt bahut jaruri meeting ka liya apna ek party sa milna gya hota hai , iss deal sa jethalal ko karib 10 crore ka fayda hone wala hota hai ) : haa bhai bhide bol , kya bata ho gyi jo abhi sabko phone Kiya ? , Society mai kuch hua hai kya ? Ya tapu Sena na kuch keya ?
Bhide ( jethalal ka ek saath itna sare sawal puchane Jane ki wajah sa ) : are ho baba batata hu , mujhe bolna toh do .
Jethalal : haa toh abhi kon bol rha hai ?
Bhide ( irritate hoke ) : aee...
Jethalal : are bhai sorry sorry bol bhide bol .
Bhide : haa toh suno mai yaha kah rha tha ki jaisa ki aap sabko pta hai Rita aur anurag ji ka aj shaddi ka reception hai ,
Jethalal ( bhide ka aage bolna sa phela bich Mai tokte hua ) : ha woh toh pta hai bhai .
Bhide : are aage meri baat toh suno .
Jethalal : abhi kon bola ?
Iyer ( jo jethalal sa itna ukhra rehta hai , abhi jethalal ka iss majak ki wajah sa aur irritate ho jata hai ) : oo jethalal bolne do bhide ko , kya tum bich bich Mai usa tok rhe ho .
Jethalal : acha baba sorry , ab bol na bhide aisa chup kyu kahra hai ?
Bhide : are mai puch rha tha ki jo reception mai khane ka intezaam hoga woh kaha par kare club house mai ya society ka compound mai ?
Metha : haa toh iska puchna kya hai club house best choice hoga iska liya .
Hathi : hmm , metha sahab sahi keh rha hai .
Iyer : haa bhide metha sahab sahi bom rha hai , club house mai reception hona chaiye .
Jethalal : haa ye sahi hoga society compund mai bahut bhid ho jayegi .
Bhide : haa toh bhaiyo ab ye confirm ho gya na , ki aj Rita aur anurag ji ka wedding ka decoration aur reception club house mai hoga .
Baki sbhi gents : haa bhai .
Bhide : okk ..
Bhide phone rakhta ki tabhi jethalal bolta hai .
Jethalal : bhide sun .
Bhide : haa bolo jethalal .
Jethalal : mai bol rha tha ki decoration ache sa karna .
Bhide : haa baba uski chinta tum mat karo , abhi tapu Sena aati hogi toh mai unha bol dunga woh kar lenga ye kaam .
Jethalal : hmm ye sahi rahega .
Bhide : acha bhaiyo rakhta hu , bye .
Sabhi gents : bye
Bol ke sabhi koi call disconnect karte hai aur apna apna kaam mai lag jate hai .
Toh wahi bhide call cut hone ka baad :
Bhide : ye sodhi na phone kyu pick nhi Kiya ?
Uska baad bhide ek baar aur call lagata hai lekin phir sa sodhi phone pick nhi karta .
Bhide : are phir sa phone pick nhi Kiya , ek kaam karta hu message kar deta hu dekh lega baad mai .
Bol ke bhide message send kar deta hai sodhi ko .
Bhide : chalo secretary sahab ab apna kaam pa lag jao ..
Bol ke bhide society ka club house Jane lagta hai ki tabhi usa .
" Are pakad pakad "
Usa tapu Sena ki awaaz sunai deti hai .. bhide uss taraf mudta hai aur dekhta hai ki tapu Sena apna ek phone sa catch catch khel rha hota hai .
Bhide ( ye dekho ye kaisa khel rha hai woh bhi phone ka saath , akal hi nhi hai inn logo ko )
Bhide : ohh tapu Sena idhar aao jara .
Tapu Sena bhide ka awaaz sunta hi phone sa catch catch khelna band kar deta hai .
Aur puri tapu Sena Jake bhide ka samne khari ho jati hai .
Tapu Sena : boliye bhide uncle .
Bhide : ye kya sor macha rha ho , jara Shanti rakho , aur sabsa phela mujhe ye batao ki tum log ye phone sa kya kar rha tha abhi .
Tapu : uncle aapko high power lens ki jarurat hai .
Bhide : kya?
Tapu : haa uncle .
, apko high power lens ki jarurat hai sayad sa aapko dukh nhi rha tha thik se .
Bhide : acha toh tum doctor ho kya , jo mujhe bataoge ki mai apna ankho sa dekh pa rha hu ya nhi .
Tapu : nhi bhide uncle docto rhi hu lekin apna jo sawal pucha na toh aisa laga ki sayad sa apko high power lens ki jarurat hogi .
Bhide : acha maina kya sawal pucha ?
Tapu : are bhide uncle apna dekha na hum log mobile catch catch khel rha tha , toh sayad apko woh nhi dikha hoga isliya bola ki apko ...
Bhide ( tapu kuch bolta isa phela ) : ai bediya , mujhe dikha ki tum log mobile sa catch catch khel rha tha , lekin mai ye puch rha hu ki tum logo ka pass jab tennis ball hai toh is mobile sa catch catch kyu khel rha ho .
Tapu : are woh kuch nhi bhide uncle hum log aa rha tha toh socha catch catch khela Jaye toh hame kuch mila nhi hamne Abdul Bhai ki dukan pa ball mange lekin Abdul Bhai na kaha ki unka pass tennis ball nhi hai , toh isliya humlogo na decide Kiya ki hum sab iss mobile sa catch catch khelenga .
Bhide : wahh kya socha hai tum logo na !
Tapu : thank you bhide uncle .
Bhide : ai mai tarif thodi kar rha hu jo thanks you bol rha ho , mai bol rha hu ki tum logo ko aur koi chiz se catch catch khelna ka nhi sujha jo iss mobile sa khel rha ho ?
Tapu ya bhide kuch bolta usa phela hi Sonu bol badi .
Sonu : baba ye saman kiska hai ?
Bhide : are ha , tum logo ko pta hai na ki Rita ki shaddi ho gyi hai .
Puri tapu Sena ekdam chok padi
" Kya "
Bhide sabka aisa chikne sa ghabra gya .
Tapu : kab hua ye ?
Bhide : are tum log aisa puch rha ho jaisa tum logo ko kuch malum hi nhi in sab ka bare mai ?
Puri tapu Sena : matlab tum logo ko kuch nhi malum ?
Tapu : nhi bhide uncle , ye kab hua Rita didi ki shaddi , kiske sath , kab ?
Bhide : are are haa ... mujhe bataanne toh do .
Goli : haa bhid euncle boliye .
Bhide : toh suno ,
Uska baad bhide bhai sabko batate hai ki meri aur Rita didi ki shaddi kaisa Hui , jis din mai aur Rita didi ek saath society aaya tha us din ki sari ghatnaye bhide na puri tapu Sena ko bata di .
Puri baat sune ka baad .
Tapu ( ye apna acha nhi Kiya Rita didi , mai apsa kitna pyaar karta tha , lekin apna mujhe chor ke kisi aur sa shaddi kar li , jara mai bhi toh dekhu kon hai woh jisna aapsa shaddi ki )
Bhide : haa toh ab tum log jaldi sa jaldi meri madad Karo aur pura decoration ka upar acha sa dhyaan rakho , samjhe .
Goli : bhide uncle aj menu mai kya kya hai ?
Bhide : watlas mada , iska yahi sawal hoga , beta goli aj ka jo bhi menu hoga woh raat ko khane time dekh lena .
Goli : thik hai bhide uncle .
Bhide : toh chalo jaldi chalo Jake inki madad karo decoration mai , mai Jake rasoiwala ko puch ka ataa hu kya kya chize chaiye .
Uska baad bhide bhai rasoi Wale ka pass jata hai toh wahi idhar tapu Sena abhi bhi thori shock rehti hai iss baat se .
Sonu : waisa dekha jaye toh ye acha hi hua ki Rita didi ki shaddi ho gayi .
Pinku : hmm sahi kaha ,
Gogi : hmm chalo dosto chalte hai aur Jake decoration ka kaam dekhta hai .
Goli : hmm chalo friends ..
Uska baad puri tapu Sena club house jati hai aur decoration ka kaam mai lag jati hai .
Toh wahi idhar jethalal bhide ka call cut hone ka baad ,
Jethalal : are ha metha sahab ko phone lagata hu , puchu toh sahi kab aa rha hai ?
Jethalal phone laga adeta hai metha sahab ko .
Metha sahab ( jo abhi Delhi airpot mai tha , unki flight 1 hour delay ho gayi thi toh isliya woh teno abhi waiting area mai flight ka wait kar rha tha )
Metha sahab airpot mai aisa Khali baitha baitha bore ho rahe tha toh tabhi unka phone baj uth ta hai , metha shab phone dekhta hai toh pata hai ki phone unka paramitra jethalal ka hai , toh woh phone pick karte hai .
Jethalal : hello metha sahab .
Metha : haa bolo jethalal kya hua jo aj mujhe yaad Kiya
Jethalal : are hua kuch nhi hai , mai bas ye puch rha tha ki kab aa rha ho aap , apke bine society suni suni si lag rhi hai .
Tarak metha : are bhai yahi Delhi airpot mai baitha hu , aj hi ghar aa rha hu .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : are wa , ye toh khusi ki khabar hai .
Tarak metha : haa bhai , aur tum batao tum kaisa ho , dukan kaisi chal rhi hai aur sabsa jaruri baat koi problem toh nhi aayi na abhi tak ?
Jethalal : nhi bhai nhi , abhi tak sba shai chal rha hai .
Tarak metha : chalo tab sahi hai .
Jethalal : aur bataiye enjoy Kiya ki nhi Delhi mai .
Tarak metha : Kiya na enjoy , itna enjoy ki bol nahi sakta tumhe .
Jethalal : are aisa kya hua , kahi apki woh office Mai Kam karti hai usna apsa chudwa toh nhi liya .
Tarak metha : jethalal mai kabhi kabhi sochta hu ki tum Mera dost ho ki nhi ?
Jethalal ( hayran sa ) : kya matlab ?
Tarak metha : matlab ye ki bhai ekdam sahj baat boli hai tumna .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : are congrats metha sahab , pura maja Kiya hai Delhi mai Jake .
Tarak matha : hmm bhai maje bahnt Kiya , kya batau bahut maje Kiya hai bhai , kya batau jethalal kya chut thi , jab lund andar Gaya toh mazze aa gaye , sach batau jethalal itna maza toh Anjali ko bhi chodna mai nhi aata jitna ise chodna mai aaya .
Jethalal : are metha sahab tab kuch jugar kijiye hamare bhi .
Tarak metha ( muskura deta hai ) : jarur mera dost , mai akela maze le lu aisa thori hoga .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : ye Hui na baat , waisa metha sahab aj party ka liye ready hai na ?
Tarak metha ( confusing ) : konsi party bhai ?
Jethalal : are yaad nhi aapko aj Rita aur anurag ji ki shaddi ka reception hai .
Tarak metha : haa haa , yaad aaya
Jethalal : toh ready hai na aap ?
Tarak metha : haa bhai ready kyu bhi honga , waisa acha hua Rita ki shadi ho gayi , ab society mai kuwara koi nhi Raha .
Jethalal : hmm sahi kaha apna metha sahab .
Tarak metha : waisa jethalal kuch intezaam Kara jaye kya , party shaty ? ( Ek kamini smile deka )
Jethalal : are metha sahab ye Hui ni asli baat , karte hai karte hai party shaty .
Tarak metha : lekin kaha kare bhai ? , Waha par toh hamari biwiya hogi na ?
Jethalal : hmm tab kya kare chor de party shaty ka plan ?
Tarak metha : ek kaam karte hai ?
Jethalal ; kya ?
Tarak metha : hum aj party shaty nhi karte hai .
Jethalal ( Tarak metha ko bich Mai tokte hua ) : toh kab kare ?
Tarak metha : are bhai batane toh do .
Jethalal : haa toh bataiye .
Tarak metha : ek kaam karte hai mai toh aj aa rha hu , aur sayad kuch hi dino mai popatlal bhi aa jayega , toh jab sare yaar ek saath honge tab party ka kuch plan banate hai .
Jethalal : hmm ye sahi rahega metha sahab .
Abhi Tarak metha kuch bolte ki udhar sa Shaina ye batati hai ki unki flight aa chuki hoti hai .
Tarak metha : acha jethalal mai rakhta hu , flight aa chuki hai .
Jethalal : thik hai metha sahab , bye .
Tarak metha : hmm bye ..
Uska baad Tarak metha phone rakhte hai aur apna boss aur Shaina ka saath flight mai chahar jate hai .
Babita : haa Rita ek baar phone karke puch toh sahi ki kab aayenga .
Komal. : Hmm phone kar Rita .
Rita didi : aap log chaliye mai phone karke aati hu .
Babita : kyu hamare samne phone karna mai kya dikkat hai .
Rita didi : nhi aisi koi baat nhi hai babita ji .
Babita : toh fir kya dikkat hai .
Komal : haa Rita ab toh hamare samne hi phone kar ke puch anurag ji sa ki woh kab tak aayenga .
Roshan : hmm , ab toh hamare samne hi phone Karo anurag ji ko .
Daya : hmm .
Fir sab koi jid karna lagte hai , toh Rita didi ko unki baat manni hoti hai .
Uska baad Rita didi mujhe phone lagati hai .
Babita : Rita jara speaker pa toh kariyo .
Daya : hmm .
Uska baad rita didi phone ko speaker pa kar leti hai .
Toh wahi mai abhi bhi office Mai tha , aur Swetha ka saath apna kaam kar rha tha . Ki mai dekhta hu ki Rita didi ka phone AA rha hota hai toh mai apna chair sa uth ta hu aur apna cabin sa bahar aa jata hu .
Aur cabin ka bahar aane ka baad phone pick karta hu .
Anurag : haa didi bolo .
[ Mai jaisa hi didi bola toh idhar Rita didi ka phone speaker pa rha toh didi sun ke sab chaunk jate hai , aur sabhi mahila mandal ek saath jor sa chikti hai ]
" Didi ..... "
Mera muh sa didi sun ke Rita didi mujhe Dil hi Dil mai gaali de rhi hoti hai .
Rita didi [ isko bhi abhi hi didi bolna tha ]
[ mai ye Chik sun ke , ye samaj gya tha ki Rita didi sayad kahi na kahi Rita didi ka saath koi aur bhi hai aur sayad society ki koi mahila hogi toh mai baat na bigde toh mai baat ko samhalta hu ]
Anurag : haa boliye sonakshi di , acha cha mai karta hu , bolo Rita kya baat Hui jo abhi phone Kiya ?
Rita didi [ hashh , Bach Gaya ]
Rita : kab aa rha ho aap ji ?
Anurag : haa Rita bas nikal rha hu office sa abhi .
Rita : acha thik hai ji , thora jaldi aayi ye , yaha aj hamari shaddi ka reception hai aur aap office Mai kaam kar rha hai .
[ mera ko aisa Datt ta dekh , sabhi mahila mandal ka chero par smile aa jati hai ]
Anurag : are Rita daat kyu rhi ho , aa rha hu na mai , boss na kaam de Diya tha toh time lag gya wahi karna mai .
Rita didi : acha ji , thik hai aap aaiye tab , aur acha sa aana .
Anurag : hmm thik hai , Rita .
Uska baad mai phone rakh deta hu , aur apna cabin mai Jake apna pack up kar leta hu .
[ Mujhe yu pack up karte dekh Swetha , mera pass aati hai ]
Swetha : baby kaha ja rha ho tum ?
Anurag [ mai Swetha ko apna baho mai bhar leta hu ] : baby Ghar ja rha hu .
Swetha : ouchh , kya karte ho baby , abhi tumhe romance karna ka sujh rha hai .
Anurag : toh kab apni jiwansathi ka saath romance karu .
Swetha : acha ye toh batao itni jaldi kyu ja rha ho ghar .
Anurag [ mai Swetha ka gaalo ko apna hatho mai leta hu ] : ohh baby aj didi ko ek shadi mai Jana hai apni friend ka toh didi na mujhe bhi Jane ko kaha hai , toh isliya mai bhi ja rha hu .
Swetha [ apna dono hath mera shoulders pa rakhti hai ] : acha baby ye batao didi ki shadi ki baat Hui ?
Anurag [ mai Swetha ko ek kiss karta hu ] : baby maina didi sa bata di , didi bol rhi hai ki unko bhi shaddi karna hai lekin abhi koi pasand nhi aa rha hai , sorry baby didi ki shaddi ka chakar mai , mai tumsa shaddi bhi nhi kar pa rha hu .
Swetha : are baby koi tension nhi hai , phela didi ki shaddi ho Jane do , uska baad mai aur tum ek ho jayenga .
Anurag : hmm baby .
Swetha : waisa baby , mai kya bol rhi thi ki ek baar didi sa milwa toh do .
Anurag : jald baby , acha baby mai chalta hu abhi Jana padega , warna didi gussa ho jayegi .
Swetha : okk baby .
Anurag : waisa baby mujhe ek gift chaiye tumsa .
Swetha : kya gift chaiye Mera baby ko ?
Anurag : baby mujhe abhi ek kiss chaiye tumhari .
Swetha ( muskura deti hai ) : acha mera baby ko kiss chaiye ?
Toh wahi abhi jethalal iss waqt dukan mai tha aur jo customer aaya tha unka saath deal karna ka baad .
Jethalal gaadi ki taraf dekhta hai , aur pata hai ki 7 bhaj chuke hota hai , toh woh apna counter sa natu kaka jis counter mai baitha hote hai uss taraf jate hai .
Jethalal : are natu kaka , 7 bhaj gaye hai .
Natu kaka : haa sethji .
Jethalal : toh mai abhi nikal rha hu Ghar ka liya aur aap bhi dukan band karke society aa jana .
Natu kaka : thik hai sethji , lekin sethji hum unha uphar ka taur pa kya de ?
Jethalal : are apna abhi tak socha nhi kya de ?
Natu kaka : nhi sethji , woh kaam ka chakar mai bhul gya tha .
Jethalal : are ... Toh kya denga aap tab ?
Thori der tak jethalal sochta hai .
Jethalal : haa , natu kaka aap aisa kaam kare aap ek latest mobile le lijiye dukan se anurag ji ka liye jisma aj kal naye naye features aata hai na , aur Rita ka liya aap koi acha sa ek juice tray gift kar dijiye .
Natu kaka : hmm ye sahi rahega sethji .
Jethalal : acha thik hai natu kaka , mai chalta hu , Jay jinendra .
Natu kaka : Jay jinendra sethji .
Uska baad jethalal apna dukan sa nikal jata hai society ki aur .
Toh wahi Tarak metha abhi apna office sa nikalta hai .
[ Aap logo ko bata du ki Tarak metha apna boss aur Shaina ka saath 4 bhaje hi Mumbai land kar chuke hote hai , aur land hone ka baad Tarak metha ko wapas sa office Jana parta hai kyuki unka boss na kuch kaam Diya tha unha ]
Tarak metha [ apni ghari ko check karta hai ] : are late ho gaya , chalo bhai Tarak metha , Ghar Jake Anjali sa bhi milna hai .
Tarak metha abhi jana hi Wale hota hai ki unha ek awaaz aati hai piche sa .
" Tarak.. sir..... "
Tarak metha piche mud ka dekhta hai toh pata hai ki Shaina daurte hua uska pass aa rhi hoti hai .
Tarak metha : haa bolo Shaina .
Shaina [ thora nakhre karte hua ] : kya sir , mai soch rhi thi ki aap mera intezaar karenga lekin aap toh ja rha tha
Tarak metha [ apna ek saath Shaina sa Shaina ka galo ko shelate hua ] : are sorry Shaina , woh aj society mai ek shaddi hai toh Jane mai late ho rha tha isliya jaldi ja rha hu .
Shaina : waisa sir chaliye na mai aapko apke Ghar tak chor deti hu
Tarak metha : are Shaina iski koi jarurat nhi hai .
Shaina [ thora naraj hote hua ] : acha sir sayad aapka man bhar Gaya hoga mera sa , isliya aap mera saath kahi Jana bhi nhi chahte .
Tarak metha [ Shaina ka forehead pa ek kiss karte hai ] : are Shaina aisi koi bata nhi hai , mai tumhe use Karu aur chor du aisa mai kabhi soch bhi nhi sakta , bas mujhe sach mai Aaj jaldi Jana hai toh isliya mai jaldi ja rha tha , aur tum ye baat sochna bhi mat ki mai tumhe use kar rha hu .
Shaina [ aankho sa aasu jhalakta hai ] : sorry sir .
Tarak metha ' sorry kis liya Shaina ?
Shaina : sir woh maina aapko galat samjh liya .
Tarak metha : koi bata nhi Shaina , aab tum hai Ghar kal mai aaunga aur tumhare liya ek suprise bhi launga .
Shaina [ khus hote hua ] : kya gift sir ?
Tarak metha : ab ye toh kal hi bataunga Shaina .
Shaina : thik hai sir .
Tarak metha : okay Shaina chalta hu , tum Ghar Jake phone call kar dena mujhe samjhi .
Mai society mai paunch chuka hota hu apni gaadi mai .
Society ka andar aata hua mai dekhta hu ki society ka club house ko acha sa shajaya gaya hai , fhulo sa staircase ko shajaya gya hai aur lights bhi lagaya hai jo bahut hi achi dikh rhi hoti hai .
Mai andar aane ka baad gaadi ko Rita didi ka flat ka samne rokta hu aur gaadi sa bahar nikalta hu .
Toh dekhta hu ki bhide bhai apna block ka enterance sa bahar aa rha hota hai .
Bhide bhai abhi apna block ka enterance sa bahar aate mujhe dekhta hai , aur mera taraf aa jate hai .
Bhide : are anurag ji aap abhi aa rha hai ? itni late ?
Anurag : haa bhide bhai woh office Mai thora kaam tha .
Bhide : acha thik hai aap jaiye aur ready ho jaiye .
Anurag : thik hai bhide bhai .
Uska baad mai Rita didi ka flat ko kholna wala hota hu ki pata hu ki door lock hota hai , toh wahi bhide bhai abhi society ka club hous eoaunch Gaye hote hai .
Mai gate ko lock pate hua , uska baad mai phone nikalta hu aur Rita didi ko phone kar deta hu , lekin iss baat ka dhyaan rakhta hu ki ho sakta hai ki Rita didi society ka kisi mahila ka saath hogi .
Dusri taraf Rita didi abhi Daya bhabhi ka Ghar mai hoti hai aur Daya bhabhi aur baki sari mahila mandal rita didi ko saja rhi hota hai .
Aur Rita didi ka phone tabhi bajta hai .
Rita didi phone pick karna wali hoti hai ki tabhi madhvi bhabhi unsa phone le leti hai aur phone ko dekhti hai ki kiska phone hai .
Madhvi [ phone ko dekhti hai toh pati hai ki mai , anurag phone kar rha hu , toh woh muskura deti hai ] : kya baat hai Rita , anurag ji bahut phone kar rha hai tujhe lagta hai unhe Tera Bina chain nhi aata .
Rita didi [ sharma jati hai ] : aisa kuch nhi hai madhvi bhabhi , woh kya hai na mai ghar ko lock karke aayi hu toh sayad chabi ka liya woh phone kiye honga .
Madhvi : acha ruko jara .
Uska baad madhvi bhabhi phone pick kar leti hai aur speaker pa rakh deti hai .
Anurag : hello Rita kaha ho tum ?
Madhvi : are anurag ji , Rita hamare saath hai abhi Daya bhabhi ka Ghar pe .
Anurag : acha madhvi bhabhi , mai Daya bhabhi ka Ghar aa rha hu aap Rita ko bol dijiye .
Madhvi bhabhi ya Rita didi ya baki mahila mandal kuch bolte usa phela hi babita ji bol badti hai .
Babita : are anurag ji aapko aane ki kya jarurat hai ? , Mai aa ja rhi hu apko chabi dena , aur aap yaha aayenga toh Rita ki dekh lenga aur hum chahte hai ki aap apni Rita ko direct club house mai dekhiyega .
Anurag : thik hai babita ji .
Uska baad mai phone rakh deta hu .
Babita : Rita chabi do mai anurag ji ko dekar aati hu .
Uska baad Rita didi chabi babita ji de deti hai , aur fir babita ji niche aati hai mujhe chabi dena .
Babita ji Daya bhabhi ka Ghar sa bahar nikalti hai aur mujhe cha I Dena aa jati hai ,
Babita : ye lijiye anurag ji chabi .
Anurag : thank you babita ji .
Babita : are isma thank you ki kya baat hai anurag ji , ab aap jaiye aur ready ho jaiye .
Anurag : hmm jarur .
Uska baad mai babita ji sa chabi leta hu aur door ko unlock karta hu , door ko unlock karna ka baad mai andar chala jata hu , lekin mai door ko wapas sa lock karna bhuk hata hu .
Toh wahi babita ji abhi Jane lagti hai ki tabhi unka man mai aur dimag ka bich hal pal hone lagti hai .
Babita :
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Dil : babita kya soch rhi hai , kitna acha mouka hai , Aaj Jake anurag ji ka lund dekh le .
Dimag : nhi babita ye galat baat hai , tum ek shadi sudha aurat ho .
Dil : are shadisudha aurat Hui toh kya hua , hai toh ek aurat hi na , toh agar iska pati iski pyaas nhi bhuja sakta toh koi aur toh dhund na padega na jo iski chut ki pyaas bhuja sake .
Dimag : dekh babita , ye galat kar rhi hai ,kisi gair mard ka pyaar mai tu phas rhi hai .
Is jang mai Jeet dil ki hoti hai aur babita ji wapas murti hai aur Rita didi ka Ghar ka andar aa jati hai , aur door ko acha sa lock kar deti hai .
Toh wahi jab babita ji ka dil aur dimag ka bich jang chal rhi thi toh mai idhar Ghar ka andar aate hi sabsa phela almirah ka pass jata hu aur ek towel nikalta hu aur fir bathroom ka andar jaldi jaldi mai ghus jata hu , aur shower on kar deta hu .
Toh wahi Mera bathroom ka andar Jane ka baad babita ji dheera dheera bedroom mai aati hai , toh unhe mai nhi milta hu lekin bathroom mai sa Pani ki awaaj aate hi woh samajh jati hai ki mai andar hu .
Toh woh chupke sa bathroom ka pass aati hai aur bathroom ka darwaje pa bane keyhole sa andar dekhna lagti hai .
Babita ji andar dekhti hai aur unka chera pa wasna sa bhari ek smile aa jati hai .
Idhar mai aur Swetha apna project pa kaam kar rha tha toh wahi gokuldham society mai ek alag hi mahol tha ,
Abhi gokuldham society mai 2-3 mini truck enter karte hai
Toh wahi bhide jo abhi madhvi ka aane ka baad society ka kisi kaam sa society office ka liya aata hai toh dekhta hai ki 3-4 truck andar enter karte hai .
Sare trucks mai sa sabhi majdur nikalte hai aur ek ek karke sare saman niche utarna lagta hai ,
Toh wahi ek aadmi aur aata hai bike mai .
Bhide uss bike Wale aadmi ka pass jata hai .
Bike wala aadmi apna helmet nikalta hai aur apna bike ka mirror mai Tang deta hai .
Bhide : oh bhai kon hai aap ?
Bike wala aadmi : aap kon hai ?
Bhide ( apna collar ko pakadte hua ) : mai iss gokuldham society ka ek mewa secretary Shri aatmaram tukaram bhide , ab aap kon hai ye batayenga .
Bike wala aadmi : mera naam Rakesh hai .
Bhide : toh ap yaha par kya karna aaya hai aap aur inn trucks mai kiske saman hai .
Rakesh : mai ek event manager hu mujhe yaha kisi anurag naam ka aadmi na bheja hai , unhone bola hai ki yaha par kal ek reception hai toh uski tyaari ka liya inn trucks mai woh saman hai .
Bhide : ohh , tab thik hai .
Rakesh : aap bta sakte hai ki stage kis taraf lagaya jayega aur ye table aur chair kis taraf rakhe ?
Bhide ( apna sir pa hath rakhte hua ) : are ha ye toh socha hi nhi , aap sjawat kijiye tab tak mai aapko kuch der mai bata deta hu .
Rakesh : thik hai .
For Rakesh apna aadmiyo ko bolta hai aur sare decoration ka saman ek jagah pa utarta hai truck se aur uska baad sajawat karna lagta hai .
Toh wahi bhide bhai apna phone nikalte hai aur mujhe phone karte hai ..
Idhar office Me mai apna project pa kaam kar rha tha ki mai dekhta hu ki bhide bhai ka phone AA rha hai toh mai apna cabin sa bahar aata hu Swetha ko ye bolke ki mai bathroom ja rha hu .
Mai apna cabin sa bahar aata hu aur phone pick karta hu .
On call conversation :
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Anurag : haa boliye bhide bhai .
Bhide : haa anurag ji mai bolr ah tha ki apna jo event manager bheja hai na woh apna sare saman leka aa gya hai .
Anurag : acha hai bhide bhai aap thora decoration ka dekh lenga actually mai abhi aata lekin office Mai thora sa kaam aa gya hai , aur uska saath saath maina table chair aur khane ka liya rasoiwala ko bhi bol Diya hai woh log bhi aa jayenga toh aap jara unhe samhal Lena .
Bhide : aap chinta mat kijiye anurag ji mai woh kaam dekh lunga , maina isliya phone Kiya tha ki kal reception ka liya jo table and chair lagayenga woh kaha par lagayenga society compound mai ya club house mai ?
Anurag : bhide bhai aap ek kaam kariye na aao sare society walo sa ek baar puch lijiye ki woh jaha par bole ga wahi jagah par laga dijiye ga .
Bhide : hmm that's a good idea .
Anurag : hmm thik hai bhide bhai mai rakhta hu kaam mai wapas ja rha hu .
Bhide : thik hai anurag ji , bye
Anurag : bye
Bol ke mai call ko disconnect karta hu aur wapas Jake apna cabin mai kaam karna lagta hu .
Toh wahi bhide bhai abhi baki sare spciety ka gents ko phone karta hai .
Bhide : haa hello sba koi meri awaz sun pa rha hai na .
Metha ( jo abhi Delhi ka airpot mai kadha tha apna boss aur Shaina ka saath ) : haa bolo secretary mahoday kya baat ho gayi .
Bhide : haa metha sahab ek minute rukiye mai baki sabko bhi conference mai leta hu .
Uska baad bhide baki gents jaisa jethalal , Iyer ( jo abhi apna ek friend ka Ghar aaya hua tha apna research ka baare mai discussion karne ) , hathi bhai ( ek patient ka Ghar pa hota hai ) , Roshan Singh sodhi .
Sabhi baki gents ohoen pick kar leta hai lekin sodhi nhi .
Bhide : haa sab koi meri awaaz sun pa rha hai na?
Jethalal ( jo abhi iss waqt bahut jaruri meeting ka liya apna ek party sa milna gya hota hai , iss deal sa jethalal ko karib 10 crore ka fayda hone wala hota hai ) : haa bhai bhide bol , kya bata ho gyi jo abhi sabko phone Kiya ? , Society mai kuch hua hai kya ? Ya tapu Sena na kuch keya ?
Bhide ( jethalal ka ek saath itna sare sawal puchane Jane ki wajah sa ) : are ho baba batata hu , mujhe bolna toh do .
Jethalal : haa toh abhi kon bol rha hai ?
Bhide ( irritate hoke ) : aee...
Jethalal : are bhai sorry sorry bol bhide bol .
Bhide : haa toh suno mai yaha kah rha tha ki jaisa ki aap sabko pta hai Rita aur anurag ji ka aj shaddi ka reception hai ,
Jethalal ( bhide ka aage bolna sa phela bich Mai tokte hua ) : ha woh toh pta hai bhai .
Bhide : are aage meri baat toh suno .
Jethalal : abhi kon bola ?
Iyer ( jo jethalal sa itna ukhra rehta hai , abhi jethalal ka iss majak ki wajah sa aur irritate ho jata hai ) : oo jethalal bolne do bhide ko , kya tum bich bich Mai usa tok rhe ho .
Jethalal : acha baba sorry , ab bol na bhide aisa chup kyu kahra hai ?
Bhide : are mai puch rha tha ki jo reception mai khane ka intezaam hoga woh kaha par kare club house mai ya society ka compound mai ?
Metha : haa toh iska puchna kya hai club house best choice hoga iska liya .
Hathi : hmm , metha sahab sahi keh rha hai .
Iyer : haa bhide metha sahab sahi bom rha hai , club house mai reception hona chaiye .
Jethalal : haa ye sahi hoga society compund mai bahut bhid ho jayegi .
Bhide : haa toh bhaiyo ab ye confirm ho gya na , ki aj Rita aur anurag ji ka wedding ka decoration aur reception club house mai hoga .
Baki sbhi gents : haa bhai .
Bhide : okk ..
Bhide phone rakhta ki tabhi jethalal bolta hai .
Jethalal : bhide sun .
Bhide : haa bolo jethalal .
Jethalal : mai bol rha tha ki decoration ache sa karna .
Bhide : haa baba uski chinta tum mat karo , abhi tapu Sena aati hogi toh mai unha bol dunga woh kar lenga ye kaam .
Jethalal : hmm ye sahi rahega .
Bhide : acha bhaiyo rakhta hu , bye .
Sabhi gents : bye
Bol ke sabhi koi call disconnect karte hai aur apna apna kaam mai lag jate hai .
Toh wahi bhide call cut hone ka baad :
Bhide : ye sodhi na phone kyu pick nhi Kiya ?
Uska baad bhide ek baar aur call lagata hai lekin phir sa sodhi phone pick nhi karta .
Bhide : are phir sa phone pick nhi Kiya , ek kaam karta hu message kar deta hu dekh lega baad mai .
Bol ke bhide message send kar deta hai sodhi ko .
Bhide : chalo secretary sahab ab apna kaam pa lag jao ..
Bol ke bhide society ka club house Jane lagta hai ki tabhi usa .
" Are pakad pakad "
Usa tapu Sena ki awaaz sunai deti hai .. bhide uss taraf mudta hai aur dekhta hai ki tapu Sena apna ek phone sa catch catch khel rha hota hai .
Bhide ( ye dekho ye kaisa khel rha hai woh bhi phone ka saath , akal hi nhi hai inn logo ko )
Bhide : ohh tapu Sena idhar aao jara .
Tapu Sena bhide ka awaaz sunta hi phone sa catch catch khelna band kar deta hai .
Aur puri tapu Sena Jake bhide ka samne khari ho jati hai .
Tapu Sena : boliye bhide uncle .
Bhide : ye kya sor macha rha ho , jara Shanti rakho , aur sabsa phela mujhe ye batao ki tum log ye phone sa kya kar rha tha abhi .
Tapu : uncle aapko high power lens ki jarurat hai .
Bhide : kya?
Tapu : haa uncle .
, apko high power lens ki jarurat hai sayad sa aapko dukh nhi rha tha thik se .
Bhide : acha toh tum doctor ho kya , jo mujhe bataoge ki mai apna ankho sa dekh pa rha hu ya nhi .
Tapu : nhi bhide uncle docto rhi hu lekin apna jo sawal pucha na toh aisa laga ki sayad sa apko high power lens ki jarurat hogi .
Bhide : acha maina kya sawal pucha ?
Tapu : are bhide uncle apna dekha na hum log mobile catch catch khel rha tha , toh sayad apko woh nhi dikha hoga isliya bola ki apko ...
Bhide ( tapu kuch bolta isa phela ) : ai bediya , mujhe dikha ki tum log mobile sa catch catch khel rha tha , lekin mai ye puch rha hu ki tum logo ka pass jab tennis ball hai toh is mobile sa catch catch kyu khel rha ho .
Tapu : are woh kuch nhi bhide uncle hum log aa rha tha toh socha catch catch khela Jaye toh hame kuch mila nhi hamne Abdul Bhai ki dukan pa ball mange lekin Abdul Bhai na kaha ki unka pass tennis ball nhi hai , toh isliya humlogo na decide Kiya ki hum sab iss mobile sa catch catch khelenga .
Bhide : wahh kya socha hai tum logo na !
Tapu : thank you bhide uncle .
Bhide : ai mai tarif thodi kar rha hu jo thanks you bol rha ho , mai bol rha hu ki tum logo ko aur koi chiz se catch catch khelna ka nhi sujha jo iss mobile sa khel rha ho ?
Tapu ya bhide kuch bolta usa phela hi Sonu bol badi .
Sonu : baba ye saman kiska hai ?
Bhide : are ha , tum logo ko pta hai na ki Rita ki shaddi ho gyi hai .
Puri tapu Sena ekdam chok padi
" Kya "
Bhide sabka aisa chikne sa ghabra gya .
Tapu : kab hua ye ?
Bhide : are tum log aisa puch rha ho jaisa tum logo ko kuch malum hi nhi in sab ka bare mai ?
Puri tapu Sena : matlab tum logo ko kuch nhi malum ?
Tapu : nhi bhide uncle , ye kab hua Rita didi ki shaddi , kiske sath , kab ?
Bhide : are are haa ... mujhe bataanne toh do .
Goli : haa bhid euncle boliye .
Bhide : toh suno ,
Uska baad bhide bhai sabko batate hai ki meri aur Rita didi ki shaddi kaisa Hui , jis din mai aur Rita didi ek saath society aaya tha us din ki sari ghatnaye bhide na puri tapu Sena ko bata di .
Puri baat sune ka baad .
Tapu ( ye apna acha nhi Kiya Rita didi , mai apsa kitna pyaar karta tha , lekin apna mujhe chor ke kisi aur sa shaddi kar li , jara mai bhi toh dekhu kon hai woh jisna aapsa shaddi ki )
Bhide : haa toh ab tum log jaldi sa jaldi meri madad Karo aur pura decoration ka upar acha sa dhyaan rakho , samjhe .
Goli : bhide uncle aj menu mai kya kya hai ?
Bhide : watlas mada , iska yahi sawal hoga , beta goli aj ka jo bhi menu hoga woh raat ko khane time dekh lena .
Goli : thik hai bhide uncle .
Bhide : toh chalo jaldi chalo Jake inki madad karo decoration mai , mai Jake rasoiwala ko puch ka ataa hu kya kya chize chaiye .
Uska baad bhide bhai rasoi Wale ka pass jata hai toh wahi idhar tapu Sena abhi bhi thori shock rehti hai iss baat se .
Sonu : waisa dekha jaye toh ye acha hi hua ki Rita didi ki shaddi ho gayi .
Pinku : hmm sahi kaha ,
Gogi : hmm chalo dosto chalte hai aur Jake decoration ka kaam dekhta hai .
Goli : hmm chalo friends ..
Uska baad puri tapu Sena club house jati hai aur decoration ka kaam mai lag jati hai .
Toh wahi idhar jethalal bhide ka call cut hone ka baad ,
Jethalal : are ha metha sahab ko phone lagata hu , puchu toh sahi kab aa rha hai ?
Jethalal phone laga adeta hai metha sahab ko .
Metha sahab ( jo abhi Delhi airpot mai tha , unki flight 1 hour delay ho gayi thi toh isliya woh teno abhi waiting area mai flight ka wait kar rha tha )
Metha sahab airpot mai aisa Khali baitha baitha bore ho rahe tha toh tabhi unka phone baj uth ta hai , metha shab phone dekhta hai toh pata hai ki phone unka paramitra jethalal ka hai , toh woh phone pick karte hai .
Jethalal : hello metha sahab .
Metha : haa bolo jethalal kya hua jo aj mujhe yaad Kiya
Jethalal : are hua kuch nhi hai , mai bas ye puch rha tha ki kab aa rha ho aap , apke bine society suni suni si lag rhi hai .
Tarak metha : are bhai yahi Delhi airpot mai baitha hu , aj hi ghar aa rha hu .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : are wa , ye toh khusi ki khabar hai .
Tarak metha : haa bhai , aur tum batao tum kaisa ho , dukan kaisi chal rhi hai aur sabsa jaruri baat koi problem toh nhi aayi na abhi tak ?
Jethalal : nhi bhai nhi , abhi tak sba shai chal rha hai .
Tarak metha : chalo tab sahi hai .
Jethalal : aur bataiye enjoy Kiya ki nhi Delhi mai .
Tarak metha : Kiya na enjoy , itna enjoy ki bol nahi sakta tumhe .
Jethalal : are aisa kya hua , kahi apki woh office Mai Kam karti hai usna apsa chudwa toh nhi liya .
Tarak metha : jethalal mai kabhi kabhi sochta hu ki tum Mera dost ho ki nhi ?
Jethalal ( hayran sa ) : kya matlab ?
Tarak metha : matlab ye ki bhai ekdam sahj baat boli hai tumna .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : are congrats metha sahab , pura maja Kiya hai Delhi mai Jake .
Tarak matha : hmm bhai maje bahnt Kiya , kya batau bahut maje Kiya hai bhai , kya batau jethalal kya chut thi , jab lund andar Gaya toh mazze aa gaye , sach batau jethalal itna maza toh Anjali ko bhi chodna mai nhi aata jitna ise chodna mai aaya .
Jethalal : are metha sahab tab kuch jugar kijiye hamare bhi .
Tarak metha ( muskura deta hai ) : jarur mera dost , mai akela maze le lu aisa thori hoga .
Jethalal ( khus hoke ) : ye Hui na baat , waisa metha sahab aj party ka liye ready hai na ?
Tarak metha ( confusing ) : konsi party bhai ?
Jethalal : are yaad nhi aapko aj Rita aur anurag ji ki shaddi ka reception hai .
Tarak metha : haa haa , yaad aaya
Jethalal : toh ready hai na aap ?
Tarak metha : haa bhai ready kyu bhi honga , waisa acha hua Rita ki shadi ho gayi , ab society mai kuwara koi nhi Raha .
Jethalal : hmm sahi kaha apna metha sahab .
Tarak metha : waisa jethalal kuch intezaam Kara jaye kya , party shaty ? ( Ek kamini smile deka )
Jethalal : are metha sahab ye Hui ni asli baat , karte hai karte hai party shaty .
Tarak metha : lekin kaha kare bhai ? , Waha par toh hamari biwiya hogi na ?
Jethalal : hmm tab kya kare chor de party shaty ka plan ?
Tarak metha : ek kaam karte hai ?
Jethalal ; kya ?
Tarak metha : hum aj party shaty nhi karte hai .
Jethalal ( Tarak metha ko bich Mai tokte hua ) : toh kab kare ?
Tarak metha : are bhai batane toh do .
Jethalal : haa toh bataiye .
Tarak metha : ek kaam karte hai mai toh aj aa rha hu , aur sayad kuch hi dino mai popatlal bhi aa jayega , toh jab sare yaar ek saath honge tab party ka kuch plan banate hai .
Jethalal : hmm ye sahi rahega metha sahab .
Abhi Tarak metha kuch bolte ki udhar sa Shaina ye batati hai ki unki flight aa chuki hoti hai .
Tarak metha : acha jethalal mai rakhta hu , flight aa chuki hai .
Jethalal : thik hai metha sahab , bye .
Tarak metha : hmm bye ..
Uska baad Tarak metha phone rakhte hai aur apna boss aur Shaina ka saath flight mai chahar jate hai .
Babita : haa Rita ek baar phone karke puch toh sahi ki kab aayenga .
Komal. : Hmm phone kar Rita .
Rita didi : aap log chaliye mai phone karke aati hu .
Babita : kyu hamare samne phone karna mai kya dikkat hai .
Rita didi : nhi aisi koi baat nhi hai babita ji .
Babita : toh fir kya dikkat hai .
Komal : haa Rita ab toh hamare samne hi phone kar ke puch anurag ji sa ki woh kab tak aayenga .
Roshan : hmm , ab toh hamare samne hi phone Karo anurag ji ko .
Daya : hmm .
Fir sab koi jid karna lagte hai , toh Rita didi ko unki baat manni hoti hai .
Uska baad Rita didi mujhe phone lagati hai .
Babita : Rita jara speaker pa toh kariyo .
Daya : hmm .
Uska baad rita didi phone ko speaker pa kar leti hai .
Toh wahi mai abhi bhi office Mai tha , aur Swetha ka saath apna kaam kar rha tha . Ki mai dekhta hu ki Rita didi ka phone AA rha hota hai toh mai apna chair sa uth ta hu aur apna cabin sa bahar aa jata hu .
Aur cabin ka bahar aane ka baad phone pick karta hu .
Anurag : haa didi bolo .
[ Mai jaisa hi didi bola toh idhar Rita didi ka phone speaker pa rha toh didi sun ke sab chaunk jate hai , aur sabhi mahila mandal ek saath jor sa chikti hai ]
" Didi ..... "
Mera muh sa didi sun ke Rita didi mujhe Dil hi Dil mai gaali de rhi hoti hai .
Rita didi [ isko bhi abhi hi didi bolna tha ]
[ mai ye Chik sun ke , ye samaj gya tha ki Rita didi sayad kahi na kahi Rita didi ka saath koi aur bhi hai aur sayad society ki koi mahila hogi toh mai baat na bigde toh mai baat ko samhalta hu ]
Anurag : haa boliye sonakshi di , acha cha mai karta hu , bolo Rita kya baat Hui jo abhi phone Kiya ?
Rita didi [ hashh , Bach Gaya ]
Rita : kab aa rha ho aap ji ?
Anurag : haa Rita bas nikal rha hu office sa abhi .
Rita : acha thik hai ji , thora jaldi aayi ye , yaha aj hamari shaddi ka reception hai aur aap office Mai kaam kar rha hai .
[ mera ko aisa Datt ta dekh , sabhi mahila mandal ka chero par smile aa jati hai ]
Anurag : are Rita daat kyu rhi ho , aa rha hu na mai , boss na kaam de Diya tha toh time lag gya wahi karna mai .
Rita didi : acha ji , thik hai aap aaiye tab , aur acha sa aana .
Anurag : hmm thik hai , Rita .
Uska baad mai phone rakh deta hu , aur apna cabin mai Jake apna pack up kar leta hu .
[ Mujhe yu pack up karte dekh Swetha , mera pass aati hai ]
Swetha : baby kaha ja rha ho tum ?
Anurag [ mai Swetha ko apna baho mai bhar leta hu ] : baby Ghar ja rha hu .
Swetha : ouchh , kya karte ho baby , abhi tumhe romance karna ka sujh rha hai .
Anurag : toh kab apni jiwansathi ka saath romance karu .
Swetha : acha ye toh batao itni jaldi kyu ja rha ho ghar .
Anurag [ mai Swetha ka gaalo ko apna hatho mai leta hu ] : ohh baby aj didi ko ek shadi mai Jana hai apni friend ka toh didi na mujhe bhi Jane ko kaha hai , toh isliya mai bhi ja rha hu .
Swetha [ apna dono hath mera shoulders pa rakhti hai ] : acha baby ye batao didi ki shadi ki baat Hui ?
Anurag [ mai Swetha ko ek kiss karta hu ] : baby maina didi sa bata di , didi bol rhi hai ki unko bhi shaddi karna hai lekin abhi koi pasand nhi aa rha hai , sorry baby didi ki shaddi ka chakar mai , mai tumsa shaddi bhi nhi kar pa rha hu .
Swetha : are baby koi tension nhi hai , phela didi ki shaddi ho Jane do , uska baad mai aur tum ek ho jayenga .
Anurag : hmm baby .
Swetha : waisa baby , mai kya bol rhi thi ki ek baar didi sa milwa toh do .
Anurag : jald baby , acha baby mai chalta hu abhi Jana padega , warna didi gussa ho jayegi .
Swetha : okk baby .
Anurag : waisa baby mujhe ek gift chaiye tumsa .
Swetha : kya gift chaiye Mera baby ko ?
Anurag : baby mujhe abhi ek kiss chaiye tumhari .
Swetha ( muskura deti hai ) : acha mera baby ko kiss chaiye ?
Toh wahi abhi jethalal iss waqt dukan mai tha aur jo customer aaya tha unka saath deal karna ka baad .
Jethalal gaadi ki taraf dekhta hai , aur pata hai ki 7 bhaj chuke hota hai , toh woh apna counter sa natu kaka jis counter mai baitha hote hai uss taraf jate hai .
Jethalal : are natu kaka , 7 bhaj gaye hai .
Natu kaka : haa sethji .
Jethalal : toh mai abhi nikal rha hu Ghar ka liya aur aap bhi dukan band karke society aa jana .
Natu kaka : thik hai sethji , lekin sethji hum unha uphar ka taur pa kya de ?
Jethalal : are apna abhi tak socha nhi kya de ?
Natu kaka : nhi sethji , woh kaam ka chakar mai bhul gya tha .
Jethalal : are ... Toh kya denga aap tab ?
Thori der tak jethalal sochta hai .
Jethalal : haa , natu kaka aap aisa kaam kare aap ek latest mobile le lijiye dukan se anurag ji ka liye jisma aj kal naye naye features aata hai na , aur Rita ka liya aap koi acha sa ek juice tray gift kar dijiye .
Natu kaka : hmm ye sahi rahega sethji .
Jethalal : acha thik hai natu kaka , mai chalta hu , Jay jinendra .
Natu kaka : Jay jinendra sethji .
Uska baad jethalal apna dukan sa nikal jata hai society ki aur .
Toh wahi Tarak metha abhi apna office sa nikalta hai .
[ Aap logo ko bata du ki Tarak metha apna boss aur Shaina ka saath 4 bhaje hi Mumbai land kar chuke hote hai , aur land hone ka baad Tarak metha ko wapas sa office Jana parta hai kyuki unka boss na kuch kaam Diya tha unha ]
Tarak metha [ apni ghari ko check karta hai ] : are late ho gaya , chalo bhai Tarak metha , Ghar Jake Anjali sa bhi milna hai .
Tarak metha abhi jana hi Wale hota hai ki unha ek awaaz aati hai piche sa .
" Tarak.. sir..... "
Tarak metha piche mud ka dekhta hai toh pata hai ki Shaina daurte hua uska pass aa rhi hoti hai .
Tarak metha : haa bolo Shaina .
Shaina [ thora nakhre karte hua ] : kya sir , mai soch rhi thi ki aap mera intezaar karenga lekin aap toh ja rha tha
Tarak metha [ apna ek saath Shaina sa Shaina ka galo ko shelate hua ] : are sorry Shaina , woh aj society mai ek shaddi hai toh Jane mai late ho rha tha isliya jaldi ja rha hu .
Shaina : waisa sir chaliye na mai aapko apke Ghar tak chor deti hu
Tarak metha : are Shaina iski koi jarurat nhi hai .
Shaina [ thora naraj hote hua ] : acha sir sayad aapka man bhar Gaya hoga mera sa , isliya aap mera saath kahi Jana bhi nhi chahte .
Tarak metha [ Shaina ka forehead pa ek kiss karte hai ] : are Shaina aisi koi bata nhi hai , mai tumhe use Karu aur chor du aisa mai kabhi soch bhi nhi sakta , bas mujhe sach mai Aaj jaldi Jana hai toh isliya mai jaldi ja rha tha , aur tum ye baat sochna bhi mat ki mai tumhe use kar rha hu .
Shaina [ aankho sa aasu jhalakta hai ] : sorry sir .
Tarak metha ' sorry kis liya Shaina ?
Shaina : sir woh maina aapko galat samjh liya .
Tarak metha : koi bata nhi Shaina , aab tum hai Ghar kal mai aaunga aur tumhare liya ek suprise bhi launga .
Shaina [ khus hote hua ] : kya gift sir ?
Tarak metha : ab ye toh kal hi bataunga Shaina .
Shaina : thik hai sir .
Tarak metha : okay Shaina chalta hu , tum Ghar Jake phone call kar dena mujhe samjhi .
Mai society mai paunch chuka hota hu apni gaadi mai .
Society ka andar aata hua mai dekhta hu ki society ka club house ko acha sa shajaya gaya hai , fhulo sa staircase ko shajaya gya hai aur lights bhi lagaya hai jo bahut hi achi dikh rhi hoti hai .
Mai andar aane ka baad gaadi ko Rita didi ka flat ka samne rokta hu aur gaadi sa bahar nikalta hu .
Toh dekhta hu ki bhide bhai apna block ka enterance sa bahar aa rha hota hai .
Bhide bhai abhi apna block ka enterance sa bahar aate mujhe dekhta hai , aur mera taraf aa jate hai .
Bhide : are anurag ji aap abhi aa rha hai ? itni late ?
Anurag : haa bhide bhai woh office Mai thora kaam tha .
Bhide : acha thik hai aap jaiye aur ready ho jaiye .
Anurag : thik hai bhide bhai .
Uska baad mai Rita didi ka flat ko kholna wala hota hu ki pata hu ki door lock hota hai , toh wahi bhide bhai abhi society ka club hous eoaunch Gaye hote hai .
Mai gate ko lock pate hua , uska baad mai phone nikalta hu aur Rita didi ko phone kar deta hu , lekin iss baat ka dhyaan rakhta hu ki ho sakta hai ki Rita didi society ka kisi mahila ka saath hogi .
Dusri taraf Rita didi abhi Daya bhabhi ka Ghar mai hoti hai aur Daya bhabhi aur baki sari mahila mandal rita didi ko saja rhi hota hai .
Aur Rita didi ka phone tabhi bajta hai .
Rita didi phone pick karna wali hoti hai ki tabhi madhvi bhabhi unsa phone le leti hai aur phone ko dekhti hai ki kiska phone hai .
Madhvi [ phone ko dekhti hai toh pati hai ki mai , anurag phone kar rha hu , toh woh muskura deti hai ] : kya baat hai Rita , anurag ji bahut phone kar rha hai tujhe lagta hai unhe Tera Bina chain nhi aata .
Rita didi [ sharma jati hai ] : aisa kuch nhi hai madhvi bhabhi , woh kya hai na mai ghar ko lock karke aayi hu toh sayad chabi ka liya woh phone kiye honga .
Madhvi : acha ruko jara .
Uska baad madhvi bhabhi phone pick kar leti hai aur speaker pa rakh deti hai .
Anurag : hello Rita kaha ho tum ?
Madhvi : are anurag ji , Rita hamare saath hai abhi Daya bhabhi ka Ghar pe .
Anurag : acha madhvi bhabhi , mai Daya bhabhi ka Ghar aa rha hu aap Rita ko bol dijiye .
Madhvi bhabhi ya Rita didi ya baki mahila mandal kuch bolte usa phela hi babita ji bol badti hai .
Babita : are anurag ji aapko aane ki kya jarurat hai ? , Mai aa ja rhi hu apko chabi dena , aur aap yaha aayenga toh Rita ki dekh lenga aur hum chahte hai ki aap apni Rita ko direct club house mai dekhiyega .
Anurag : thik hai babita ji .
Uska baad mai phone rakh deta hu .
Babita : Rita chabi do mai anurag ji ko dekar aati hu .
Uska baad Rita didi chabi babita ji de deti hai , aur fir babita ji niche aati hai mujhe chabi dena .
Babita ji Daya bhabhi ka Ghar sa bahar nikalti hai aur mujhe cha I Dena aa jati hai ,
Babita : ye lijiye anurag ji chabi .
Anurag : thank you babita ji .
Babita : are isma thank you ki kya baat hai anurag ji , ab aap jaiye aur ready ho jaiye .
Anurag : hmm jarur .
Uska baad mai babita ji sa chabi leta hu aur door ko unlock karta hu , door ko unlock karna ka baad mai andar chala jata hu , lekin mai door ko wapas sa lock karna bhuk hata hu .
Toh wahi babita ji abhi Jane lagti hai ki tabhi unka man mai aur dimag ka bich hal pal hone lagti hai .
Babita :
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Dil : babita kya soch rhi hai , kitna acha mouka hai , Aaj Jake anurag ji ka lund dekh le .
Dimag : nhi babita ye galat baat hai , tum ek shadi sudha aurat ho .
Dil : are shadisudha aurat Hui toh kya hua , hai toh ek aurat hi na , toh agar iska pati iski pyaas nhi bhuja sakta toh koi aur toh dhund na padega na jo iski chut ki pyaas bhuja sake .
Dimag : dekh babita , ye galat kar rhi hai ,kisi gair mard ka pyaar mai tu phas rhi hai .
Is jang mai Jeet dil ki hoti hai aur babita ji wapas murti hai aur Rita didi ka Ghar ka andar aa jati hai , aur door ko acha sa lock kar deti hai .
Toh wahi jab babita ji ka dil aur dimag ka bich jang chal rhi thi toh mai idhar Ghar ka andar aate hi sabsa phela almirah ka pass jata hu aur ek towel nikalta hu aur fir bathroom ka andar jaldi jaldi mai ghus jata hu , aur shower on kar deta hu .
Toh wahi Mera bathroom ka andar Jane ka baad babita ji dheera dheera bedroom mai aati hai , toh unhe mai nhi milta hu lekin bathroom mai sa Pani ki awaaj aate hi woh samajh jati hai ki mai andar hu .
Toh woh chupke sa bathroom ka pass aati hai aur bathroom ka darwaje pa bane keyhole sa andar dekhna lagti hai .
Babita ji andar dekhti hai aur unka chera pa wasna sa bhari ek smile aa jati hai .
